>huh anon, a bird pooped on your car, what will you do?

>>17131851
>when your bird poop looks like a bird

>>17131851
Call and get the whole window replaced.
The only person shitting on my car is ME

>>17131851
poop on the bird. see how he likes it

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This is now a car gore thread

>>17131851
Its time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pztaMnNGnQ4

>shitbox is poop free
>nicer car is constantly getting shat on by birds

fuck off you winged bastards

>>17131851
I shall show those feathered faggots why it's called birdshot.

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>>17131851
Fuck birds. They have to fuck up my car and these asshole geese set up a nest directly outside my offices backdoor where we go to smoke. And its glass so they sit there and peck at it all day, pissed off at their own reflection. They shit all over the parking lot and sidewalks and attack you if you go out that door. I wanted to murder them but apparently they're protected because they're migratory birds.

>>17131877
>>17131851
I bet it's that chicken from the one threads.

>>17131877
I don't understand, why would you just park your car out in the street then let people cum all over it??

>>17133954
I really don't understand why they're still protected.

>>17134034
I guess because they don't reside in our country full time/originate, so we can't fuck them up like a police jurisdiction? Idk, I know nothing about them all I know is our ceo said not to fuck with them or the company could end up in deep shit because of it.

>>17134019
Chicken shit is more solid.

>wash car
>less than 24 hours later
>a wild bird shit appears

>dirty car
>entire month passes
>no bird shit whatsoever

>>17131851
If that really bothers you why not just wipe it with a wet tissue or power wash it?

Buy a new car.

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Eat some kfc while I go through the car wash

>>17131851
> Windscreens
Screen wash and wipers will shift it.
> Elsewhere
Did the bird do it overnight while the car was wet with condensation? If so, wipe it off with an ice scraper.
If it's on dry paint, wash the car ASAP.

Nothing, unless it's on the paint, in which case scrub it off with some cleaner when I get home.