How do i get stink bugs out of my car?
Stink bugs are bro-tier. They're just like you, OP.
>>17130824
Make the car spell good.
>>17130831
Not a fan of them desu
>>17130837
Dont think that will just drive them away, they probably laid eggs somewhere
Thanks guys!
>>17130824
Put a house centipede in your car.
>>17130824
call a pest control
>>17130824
Stop transporting grains then
>>17130824
It's totalled, you'll just have to get a new car.
>>17130824
drive it off of a cliff
>>17131203
jesus fuck could you imagine one of those bastards crawling up your leg while driving
>>17131203
made me remember when i lifted a big rock on a forest and HUGE ass centipede comes out charging at me
>>17130824
Stick a butt plug up your ass. Eat tons of butter, wash it down with milk with laxitive powder in it. Make sure to get a healthy side of beans in there. Hold that shit in as long as you can, as soon as you're ready rip that thing out like you're starting a lawn mower and unleash Niagara Falls of shit in your car. Park it in the sun to fester for three days. You have established that you out stink the stink bugs, they will leave. Can you believe that exterminators charge hundreds of dollars for this when you can do it for 15 dollars and a bit of butt grease?
>>17131996
Great idea, will explore
Take it to a fumigator
>>17130824
if it's a shitbox you want to keep buy like 3 of those bug-bombs and release them all at the same time over night, then park your car in direct sunlight the next day to make sure the chemicals get real hot, then just cover up the chemical smell with black ice
>>17130824
Go back to the dealer and see if you can get the spider package installed
>>17130824
Never park under trees, I had spiders like that.
>>17131203
kek, i worked in france in an old castle for two weeks a few years ago and those fuckers were all over the place.