Revenge

>>17130635
>. Whats a good way to get revenge on his car?
if you have any real proof that someone you know did it then take them to court like an adult and sue them for damages.

If you're wanting to just be an ass then put JB weld in his door key slot

>>17130635
remove valve cores, heavy weight taped to the axle shaft/driveshaft, and perhaps do the samething he did.
Also tell us why this happened

>>17130635
>>17130657
and remove the wheel weights.

>>17130653
i have proof but just taking it to the court would be too weak desu. The thing is he was willing to find my address, buy eggs and flour, and take a 2 hour drive, and I want him to really regret that if u feel me

>Get a disposable barbecue
>Put it underneath/next to one of the front tyres
>Light it
>Go home and get on with your life

>>17130657
>>17130664
hm good idea. we had a argument, and i spit on his care. i regret it because it was fucking stupid, excused myself for overreacting and cleaned it up, but clearly that wasnt enough

>>17130675
Control your autism next time, spergy. You asked for this.

>>17130666
then take him to court so you take his money, his time, and put that shit on his record and publicly humiliate him and get him fired and get him to lose his job.

It's a long haul but worth it in the end and so much worse for him than keying a penis into his car. If you vandalize his car you lose your chance to ruin him for life

>>17130675
>care
fukin hell, i ment car

>hook up battery opposite
>potato in the tail pipe
>remove valve cores
>remove wiper blades
>leave it on blocks
>cut random wires from underneath
>remove a starter mounting bolt
>loosen oil plug/filter
>

>>17130666

Put myriatic acid in his gas tank. The tank will be able to hold it and home depot sells gallons of it for cheap. A full jug in his tank would ruin everything it touches in a week

Lol OP I can't believe you bitch about this here.

And you know very well why I did it but as much as you're too much of a pussy to confront me, you're too puss to tell /o/ the reason. So why don't you call me instead of posting here and we handle this like adults?

>>17130680
true desu, thanks

>>17130679
>excuses
>cleans it up
>deserves paint damage which costs in my country more than 300 - 400 dollar (i checked)
>youdeserveit,jpg

did your mom drop you as a child?

Do you have any proof that he did it? Security cam or dash cam etc. Tell the police, press charges, make him go to court etc. He won't go to jail, but he could get a fine or community service.

>>17130687
lmao, yea right

Sage this pos thread

>>17130666
>i have proof but just taking it to the court would be too weak desu. The thing is he was willing to find my address, buy eggs and flour, and take a 2 hour drive, and I want him to really regret that if u feel me

>taking someone to court and having the state assign a price tag to the dildo you will fuck them with
>too weak
I don't even


>it takes them forever to get to me
So why not make them drive just as far to go to court AND then get told they have to pay up? Not to mention if they do something agian you can really start to fuck with them legally.

I understand that you're upset, but if you want to settle things like a pavement ape then dont be upset when you end up fixing it yourself after more dumb shit has happened.

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>>17130691
You deserve it, cunt. Go get some ritalin.

>>17130699
i have witnesses that can proof that he threatened earlier that day with the exact same action. i have witnesses that have clearly heard that he bragged about doing it as well. So thats enough proof imo

>>17130675
Well fucking shit son. Just remove the valve cores, weights, and tape a wrench to the axleshaft(s). No point in doing anything that'll actually cause damage.
Calm your autism and just buff the paint. Surely it doesn't need a repaint. post pics.
Also you fuckin deserve this for messing with another man's car.

>>17130708
yea, that was retarded from me, i fully agree after reading this

>>17130711
Who's your "witness"?? That cunt? You're talking shit bro. I didn't threaten you with anything.

But I do now: touch my car and I'll beat you to death with the dipstick

>>17130725
thats funny cause it isnt even your car.
get a life

>>17130635
well, he gave you eggs and flour. Bake him a nice MINI cake. I'm sure you could bake a nice cake by setting his car on fire.

Fight flour with cake!

>>17130711
>imo
Too bad the law doesn't conform to your views.

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>>17130635
>getting this mad over a VW
>somefag got this mad over a Mini Cooper

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>>17130734
honestly, youre right dude. i should make him a mini cake

>>17130722
Dude, I've had to deal with a lot of retards, porch monkeys, and white trash over my years. They all do shit like what happened to your car. But if you do the same things back you're just another ape in the zoo.

I've had a guy throw a brick through my trucks windshield, had it on tape. I could have even kicked his guys ass, slashed his tires, ect. But I didn't. I sued him in court and got 2.5 as much as it cost to replace the windshield. He got to eat shit every pay check since it was being taken out by a collections company. I got to have a restraining order put on him, and then when he showed up, held him a gun point until the cops arrived. He got fined by the state and will spend a few months in jail if he comes back.

Act like an adult, win like an adult dude.

>>17130744
what do you mean? he literally openly bragged about it, telling a dozen of people he did it and how he did it. and fortunatly he told that shit to people im friends with who are willing to confirm this. how is that not enough?

>>17130749
lmao, i love my golf tho

>>17130760
wow that sound satisfying desu

thanks for all the good advice /o/, never been here but you seem like cool guys. was really angry and wanted to hurt him, but thats probably not very smart, since suing him and fucking up his life sounds much more satisfying. thanks /o/

>>17130774
post pics of the damage.

>>17130635
https://www.amazon.com/GAR343-KLEAN-STRIP-Aircraft-Stripper-Gallon/dp/B004Y1KX9E
Have fun

>>17130774
Witnesses don't count for shit.

>>17130635
shaving cream + toilet paper on car
put the cream, wrap with toilet paper, cream will start to eat the paint

>>17130802
This. You need emails or social media posts. Witnesses are just heresay, which doesn't fly in court.

>>17130711
>thats enough proof imo
top kek are you my boomer neighbor?

>"no your honor you dont understand he SAID THAT HE WOULD DO IT! HOW IS THAT NOT PROOF? I KNOW MY RIGHTS! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE"

Take his ass to court and bleed him dry. But if you don't have any proof, rearrange spark plug wires

How about you confront him like a man, you beta pussy?

OP is a samefag arguing with himself, stop and let this shit die thnx.

>>17130942
t. mini owner

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>>17130674
why not just use one of these?

wire his horn to his brakes, wire the airbags to the horn.

>>17130635
Loosen his lug nuts

>>17131003
Loosen some and over torgue the rest.

epoxy into the seam around his doors.

>>17131015
>torgue
torque

>>17130806
brake fluid works better.

Shotgun an hero in his car

>>17131028
This. If you kill yourself in his car, it will be a total loss.

>>17131028
this desu senpai

>>17131015
>taken them off
>stuff them with jb weld
>put them back on very loosely

>>17130968
Nah, I'd kill myself I drove an unreliable British car made for single, weird middle aged women.

>>17131039
Will be waiting for a cheep mini cooper here
https://www.copart.com/search/biohazardouschemical/?displayStr=Biohazardous%2FChemical&from=%2FvehicleFinder&page=1

>>17130666
And yet vandalism isn't?

>>17131042
op spat on some twat's car then the twat made pancakes on op's car so op being the giant fucking pussy faggot that he is came to a mongolian horse riding forum for revenge ideas.

>>17131085
probably got upset that the twat was alpha enough to confidently drive a mini without having concerns about how he's percieved. op being the beta cuck he is just couldn't cope with it

>>17130635
>He drives a mini Cooper btw.
No need for any more damage OP

>still no pics of the "damaged" paint
op is a faggot. There was probably no real damage.

>>17130666
Take him to court you fucking idiot

>>17130666
>i have proof but just taking it to the court would be too weak desu.

No, dumbass, court establishes a paper trail in your behalf.

Stop thinking like a nigger.

Every illegal act accumulates so he may as well build a record starting now.

>>17130635
#1 Stack a shit ton of wheel weight on one spot of each wheel.

#2 ziptie a bunch of rows of washers to his drive shaft.

#3 wrap his car in saran wrap and place a shit ton of gay porn in between the layers for everyone to see while he frantically tries to remove it the next morning.

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>>17130711
>i have witnesses that can proof that he threatened earlier that day with the exact same action. i have witnesses that have clearly heard that he bragged about doing it as well. So thats enough proof imo

Line up the testimony.
Take it to small claims court.
Have witnesses and signed notarized affidavit type statements.

http://www.civillawselfhelpcenter.org/self-help/small-claims/suing-someone-in-small-claims/107-filing-your-small-claims-case

If you take him to court, all I can say is good luck on getting him to pay. Even if you win, it's going to take months to get money from him. It's going to take even longer if he refuses to pay. Because then you have to go through the insanely long process of doing a wage garnishment. And if the faggot barely makes enough to survive, your going to get like $50 a month for years.

>>17130856
>>17130802
It works in civil court(less burden) but not in criminal court.
If he's gonna sue,it will help.

>drain all his oil out
>leave no signs of anything wrong with his car
>he drives car with no oil
>engine seizes

>>17130687
you're the pussy who dumped shit on OP's car

so far you're too much of a pussy to admit what he did, because it's probably insignificant compared to what you did

>>17130635
loosen lug nuts
tape heavy weights on drive shaft
remove valve cores let air out, jb weld them back in.
or if you really wanna fuck his day up, hot linseed oil in the the gas tank.
once it goes through the enigne it will turn into a thick molasas-y resin that will basically weld everything together.

>>17131015
red locktite, he'll need a torch to remove them

Pour bleach in his gas tank so he kills himself and everyone around him with chlorine gas when he starts it

>>17134582
this

Convert his mini to RWD

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>>17131054
>British

>>17130635
I know it works on motorbikes with carbs not sure about cars but try putting sugar in his fuel tank

>>17130635
Put a mattress in it
Usually takes a crane to get it out

Let air out of his tyres then pour fuel over the paint and then brake fluid and flick a match on it

>OP wants to revenge like a kid
>he deserves this
>his actions brings consecuences
>he want to do pranks
>OP has autism
Screencap this thread, i havent laught at /o/ since last mothn kek

>>17130856

Hearsay evidence rule doesn't apply to confessions, though.

kill his wife and put dead body inside the car

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>>17131062
Holy shit they should give a description of the damage. Forgive my lack of knowledge, but are those cars that people died in being resold? I didn't think they did that

>>17134930
I think it depends on how well the mess can be cleaned up, like OD's or monoxide gassing suicides. But they won't even bother with bloody messes and just scrap the whole vehicle

>>17134930
Also, related enough I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKiB3g9hgQg

>>17131062
dat 2014 hundai with the bullet hole out the driver side roof. Christ.

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>>17135015
And there's bids on it! Does somebody really plan on cleaning it up and reselling it like nothing happened? That can't be legal right???

>cut brake lines
>loosen any exposed bolts
>remove wheel weights
>slash tires
>break windows
>key the ever living shit out of it
>leave it on blocks
>sue him
>rob his house
>fuck his wife
>kill his dog
>sue him again

He drives a mini and dumped white fluids all over your car, he's clearly in the closet and DTF.

Dress him up like a girl and smash that boipucci

>>17131026
Modern brake fluid literally doesn't hurt paint.

>>17130992

Takes you being there to keep the heat on, disposable BBQ lets you light it and fuck off, less chance of getting caught.

>>17130635
well you should call the cops because a new paintjob would cost in the thousands

and if the person you think did it actually did it then there should be a purchase record of them buying the materials they used to fuck your car up, meaning it was premeditated and thusly would become a higher degree felony


if u took him to court then not only do you get a whole new car out of this (current one would be totaled by insurance company) but he would have to pay you in damages AND have a perminent stain on his criminal record forever

>>17130635
You deserve it for driving a stock golf and being on this board

>>17136055
wut
you turn the gas on and hit the button to lite it, what else do you need?
if you do get one that needs you to hold a button down get a ziptie or duct tape

>>17130635
>Whats a good way to get revenge on his car?
He's probably got a trap for you waiting to put you into jail as the final revenge. Then your life will be ruined. He will laugh. Your job opportunities will be ruined by your criminal record. He will laugh at you. Your future girlfriend prospects will be limited. He will laugh even harder at you.

Consult a lawyer and find out what to do for an effective case. Remember that the damage has to be documented, so you will need a statement from someone qualified to say what was done to your car. If you've cleaned up all the evidence, that is less material for you to use in court especially if you were going to subpoena his purchase records for those materials.

>>17130666
Dumb ass, take him to court if you have evidence. After that has been settled with, then do the revenge.

Unless you're retarded, you would do this:
1. Not go to court
2. Revenge
3. End up getting caught and going to court and lose.

Pick one.

>>17134014
This, can never prove it was you either. Go for fucking coolant while you're at it.

I've heard brake cleaner or paint stripper all over body is good as well.

>>17136039
You're literally wrong; it's oil. DOT4 still rips paint off metals just fine.

>>17138032
No it doesn't. Literally.

>>17138086
Go and try it. Post results.

>>17130635
People only do this shit to people that go around actin like complete shitheads. You deserved it OP.

>>17138096
I've tried it, with multiple paint samples, and multiple brake fluid samples. So did super street magazine. It doesn't work anymore. It strips the wax and makes a mess, but a rinse, wax and wipe cleans it right up.

>>17130666
those fucking trips
taking him to court will definitely fuck his shit up the most

>>17130675
I feel sorry for your golf (or whatever it is)
but you got what you deserved for acting like a man-toddler.

I don't think that spiting on someone is acceptable past 9th grade