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Shitbox Challenge

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Here's your scenario, anon.

>you have a bicycle and $500 cash
>you can cycle 15 miles before you pass out
>you need a car TODAY that can drive at least 300 miles starting tomorrow morning
>you are allowed to talk them down up to $100 and spend the rest of your budget on whatever you need to get it in running condition (battery, cheap tire, whatever).
>you don't care about clean titles, insurance, any other paperwork. fuck it.
>Don't worry about paying for gas out of this budget

Go to craigslist, 15 mile radius from you, max price $500, find the best possible shitbox you can that would fulfill these needs. post results.

How fucked are you?
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>northwest Kansas
>literally no cars on CL within 40 miles
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>>17126226
I'm stuck with a 99 Ford Escort with no battery and a busted radiator. They don't list the miles so I can assume it's well over 200,000.

>talk him down to $400
>use the extra $100 to buy a cheap battery and as many gallons of water as the budget will allow to keep it from overheating over the 300 mile trip

Not bad, but the radiator would probably fuck me over before I made it.
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https://peoria.craigslist.org/cto/6108599341.html
4x4 s10
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>>17126252
shit.

use the $500 budget on bus fair I guess.
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>corolla
>body damage
>needs shocks

https://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/6086459804.html

I won.
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>No title
>No fucks given
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>>17126274
winner
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Checkmate bitches
https://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/6102003206.html
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>>17126316
Holy shit that's a good deal.
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Could you take any of these cars to something like 24 Hours of Le Mons or Chump Car? Or would they consider them "worth more than $500"?
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This is the best I could find
https://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/6105470242.html
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>>17126328
Yes

>>17126343
Damn that's so good for $500
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I'm confident.

https://monterey.craigslist.org/cto/6100877277.html
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https://stcloud.craigslist.org/cto/6112428520.html

Get brakeline done as cheap as possible
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You're killing me here OP but I got two options.

https://annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/6098052221.html Sable with body damage, runs.

Or, 89 cougar that needs brakes and has probably been sitting forever.

https://annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/6109061532.html

My inner Jew says the Sable but my kid wants the cougar.
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>>17126378
Shit forgot pic.

https://monterey.craigslist.org/cto/6100877277.html
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https://tallahassee.craigslist.org/cto/6094815767.html

>Walking distance
>Rip the thermostat out myself
>spend extra $$ on spare coolant and oil

Done.
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>>17126379
Actually nevermind, 400 and deal with a dead auto and spend the 100$ on beef jerky
https://stcloud.craigslist.org/cto/6110863269.html
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79 ranchero no title. "runs and drives". What could go wrong?
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>>17126386
Talk them down to 350 and yank a starter from a junkyard and youre rolling
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I'll get pulled over before I make it a third of the way there
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>>17126458
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https://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/cto/6111101371.html

Looks like I talk him down $80 for the repair and run with the jumped battery and hope to find a Mexican that'll sell me a compatible battery for $20
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Done.

https://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/6082108650.html
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https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/cto/6112249988.html
no details on if it runs or not but fuck it, its a $500 full size truck
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https://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/6076013069.html
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This gem for 480usd
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/honda/auction-1308844499.htm
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http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/norfolk-county/2008-mazda-mazda3-sedan/1258607494?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

>9 years old
>270K KM
>No CEL
>Aftermarket touch screen radio
>"New" tires
>Manual
>Grinds into 3rd is the only negative

Oh boy I wonder what kind of hidden gems this shitbox has.
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Anyone do this challenge and then want to go buy their shitbox for something to fuck around in?
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>>17126553
I'm not interested in any of the ones within 15 miles but I am kind of eager for a cheap project car...
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>>17126386
The starter on those is. A hassel to replace. Intake manifold has to come off.
I WOULD BUY THAT FOR A GOOD MOTOR SWAP INTO A 86 OR A CRESSIDA.
They are just giving it away. I wish i had a trailer.
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>>17126274
>>17126288
WE GON OVALAND NIGGA
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>>17126226

https://ocala.craigslist.org/cto/6112982880.html

Probably just a coil igniter, can get one at the junkyard for $40 same day.

Also, probably going to buy it anyways I love g20's and this is too good to pass up.
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>I can cycle 15 miles before a pass out
Do I have cancer or some other chronic illness?
Anyway, there are a gorillion Taurus in my radius, and some Buicks and other more sensible options
But this is my choice.
https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/6099181103.html
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>>17126226
>$400 92 manual Integra
Probably stolen for that price though.
https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/6095307624.html

Second choice would probably be this escort wagon, also manual.
https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/6112498005.html
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>>17126637
That's pretty nice anon. Glad you actually found a car out of this thread.
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I love trans ams but
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/6111902420.html
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>>17126526
Do it and clean it for slightly better resell.
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https://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/cto/6064182494.html
Not only can I get there, I'll get there in fuckin style before tossing it into a ditch and lighting it on fire
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https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/6103827080.html

SoCal really is car heaven. Unfuck the rear caliper and you've got a car.
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https://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/cto/6113162977.html
I win
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>>17126226
>Cycle 15 miles.

Like who is that pathetic?
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>>17126692
Daaaamn I'd be tempted to buy that and fix it up
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>>17126728
the main thing i'd be worried about is that it probably has some serious dmv fees and the reason it probably has them is because emissions systems failed because the owner didn't treat serious engine issues for a long period of time so it's probably a dog and going to shit out at any time
but i mean, it's pretty fuckin cool though
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>>17126728
>>17126738
I have one that I'm looking to sell in Eastern Ohio. Same color and everything
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>>17126526
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mitsubishi/auction-1294516184.htm
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Best I can do....

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/6092482546.html
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>>17126815
you can pick up everyone who failed the challenge in that thing and give them all a ride
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>>17126815
Talk them down to 300 and go find some mexicans with used tires and get three new ones and youre rolling
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>>17126343
that's a scam bro
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>>17126380
I hated that about Ann Arbor, if no one had it in town, it was a drive to get there.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/6106392952.html

Talk them down to $375, and hope the rest covers any fees this thing would need to be road legal.
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>>17126832
it might not be but its 200% stolen as fuck
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>>17126830

Can do that with just $100.

>>17126828

kek
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>>17126830
Mexicans are really saving the day a lot in this thread
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https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/6113030606.html

Pink suburban razekar
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>>17126878
Holy shit kek
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>>17126226
https://quadcities.craigslist.org/cto/6094773847.html

its even a manual

all in all, not bad

or these other 2

https://quadcities.craigslist.org/cto/6074499819.html
https://quadcities.craigslist.org/cto/6095603314.html
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Why do people do this?
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>>17126660
put a kiddy pool on the back and a grill on the pallet/deck.
Instant trailer park boy estate.
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>>17126878
nigger what the fuck
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longisland.craigslist.org/cto/6106604213.html
looks pretty comfy, would definitely cruise around in
plus decription says contact pepe
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>>17126637
Fellow ocala anon!

Ima steal this whip boi
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>>17126891

So they catch all.
When I did mine, I put minimum at 300 to root out the $1 and such like yours.
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Mitso Mirage for $400 AUD

Mate this shit would go for 20,000 miles

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/springfield/cars-vans-utes/mitsubishi-mirage-1997-model/1143043071
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>>17126919
True, but does it actually help? That is, if they're already being misleading on their ad, why would anyone bother doing business with them?
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>>17126913

>Ima steal this whip boi
>ocala

it's not a civic hatch so i doubt it.
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>>17126891
Because if you're poor clearly you'll be looking for cars well out if your budget.

>>17126842
Welcome to the Ann Arbor/Ypsi area.
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This one looks promising.

https://daytona.craigslist.org/ctd/6109497140.html

>$500 down
Even if the overall cost is more, it still technically meets the criteria of the thread, right?
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>>17126955
Ehhhhh that feels like cheating. With good enough credit you could put 500 down on a new Fiesta ST.

So no, has to be 500 cash for the whole thing
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>>17126933

Doesn't matter. Someone looking for a $3000 car will find it and a bum like us won't be able to afford it any way for him to give a shit.
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>>17126934
I honestly haven't seen a bunch of those. There's no shortage of shitty blazers though.
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>>17126984

All I ever see are vato's driving civics around here.
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>>17126966
Ehh fair enough. I'll make this one my entry then:

>1999 Ford Windstar - $350
https://daytona.craigslist.org/cto/6069962038.html

Not sure how bad the transmission is but I'll assume it can make it at least 300 miles.
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>>17126930

Australia honestly feels like it's cheating.

I mean there are so many decent little shit boxes around for absolutely nothing it's crazy, you could literally start a Hyundai Excel racing league for a few grand.

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/athol-park/cars-vans-utes/ford-lazer/1146704710


>$350
>Ford Lazer
>Bugger all k's
>Manual
>New Battery

And just for shits and giggles I even rang the guy and it still has a few months of rego on it.

You can literally go out and buy something clean, low mileage, cheap as fuck to run and own that'd happily run for the next 10+ years for like a grand.
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>>17127020
Fuck that one is in mint condition.

Also Excel Racing League when?
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https://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/6102064400.html

If I break down I just live there.
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>>17126815

Is....is that rust?
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>>17127046
Now you're playing the game. Smart.
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>>17127047

Wisconsin, homer. The cars here are made out of rust.
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Did I win?
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>>17127030
Check excel cup or excel racing in most states. It already does exist
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>>17126226
There's an '88 420SEL with a slipped timing chain, but that seems to be beyond my rudimentary wrenching skills. Also an 03 Sentra that supposedly 'just needs a headgasket'.

This one seems like a winner:
https://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/6101738900.html
The windshield is cracked and the brake lights don't work. I'm sure I could kludge something together to avoid getting pulled over at least. And I'd be pretty comfy meanwhile.
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>>17126815
>only one window goes down
>AC doesn't work
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>>17127030

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/glenelg-north/cars-vans-utes/1995-ford-festiva-hatchback/1142889830

This is mint.

And how does Sat morn work for you in terms of starting a racing league? I figure two car trailers and we could probably pick up half a dozen Excels before lunch, a few bevvies and then get stuck into it after the barbie.

>>17127047

>Is....is that rust?

Found the Ausfag.
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>>17127071

Probably.
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>>17126891
They clearly want their ad flagged for removal thats why

Anyway i found this. Living in houston means no hard choices

https://houston.craigslist.org/cto/6091701937.html
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>>17127081
>>17126815
300 miles. Better wear a cool shirt.
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I'm sure the car is trash but the ad makes me kek
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>>17127112
It run.
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>>17127101

Cool enough for ya?
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>>17127085
Fuck oath, found my first victim
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Probably the best I've found, depending on how fucked the transmission is.
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>>17126226
This
https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/cto/6111274077.html

Honestly there are dozens of options around me but this will work fine
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>>17127144

"Will need to be towed" is a very good sign that you won't be going 300 miles in it.
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Best I could find. All rockers eventually rust out up here.

https://maine.craigslist.org/cto/6112029371.html

Nothing some bondo wont fix.
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>>17127112
>Burick
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This will be fine no doubt about it.
https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cto/6105550364.html
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>>17127150

Had a 96 Escort GT I bought for $600 with 200,000 on it, put 25,000 on it before I sold it for no real reason.
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>>17127152
The supposed "rebuild" may well be something simple like a master cylinder, though.
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>>17126458
>get pulled over
>rape cop
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>>17126328
The way the 'worth more than x' rule is enforced is that if someone offers you x for your car, you have to sell it to them. If the car is worth more than x on the market, you're throwing money away by bringing it to the race.
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>>17127175
>>you need a car TODAY that can drive at least 300 miles starting tomorrow morning
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I actually bought an 87 dodge daytona for $500 and I dont doubt it would make it 300 miles is i replaced the cv joints
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>>17127129

>Excel still has most of it's clear coat.

What sorcery is this?
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>>17127200

What if you don't care about the money and just want to whoop everyone's ass?
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if it runs, it runs.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/prince-albert/toyota-camry/1257009868
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>>17126226
go go gadget, gookbox!

https://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/cto/6112636603.html

and there's still money left over to blow on weed and beer
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I think it's good for this "challenge"
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Not that bad.

https://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/6105066514.html
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>>17126226
https://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/6106746718.html

We land yachting now
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>>17126518
>not in my mouth, in the metro
>you know I only suck dicks in a row
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>>17127271

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/prince-albert/1980-mazda-rx7-price-reduced/1256419856?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

You should talk this guy down $100 then push it 300 miles.

On a more serious note though, this would make for a fucking awesome project car.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/prince-albert/nissan-200sx-s12/1259935574?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

S12 is a solid little car, throw an SR20DET in and that would be a blast.

Wish you could still find S12's for that sort of money in Aus.
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>>17127289
>looking for trade

Doesn't count m8. you only have $500 cash, nothing to trade unless he wants a bike.
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>>17127301

What about his body?
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>>17127297
smash my heels through the floorboards and yabba-dabba doo it 300 miles
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This thing probably smells like smoke but I could do it

https://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cto/6087305683.html
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>>17127312
Fair game
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People on my area craigslist are FUCKING STUPID, over half the vehicles they write 22 when they mean 22,000... or $1.00 when they mean they'll take 8 grand... fucking morons
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>>17127320
Neons are insanely cheap. They're also really shit but they'll get you where you need to go.
>3 speed automatic
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>>17127277
That seller has their own "challenge" going on with writing "Escape" in one place and "Explorer" in the other.
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>>17127337
People do this to get listed first when sorting by lowest price. It's retarded.
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>>17127337
I know that feel man.
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https://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/6086459804.html
Oh shit guys. What do you think? Do you think it would need a cat soon?
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>Selling Ford Laser for 350 bucks negotiable, car runs and title is clean.

Should I talk it down to 80 bucks? What the fuck even is a Laser and how shit is it?
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>>17127387
You're going to have to fight >>17126265 for it.
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>>17127337
Min price: $100
Do it every time
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>>17126993
What part of town you in?
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https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/6112330477.html
I think I'm okay, a running 90's Taurus is still a good people mover.
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https://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/6094054771.html
its just a scratch all is ok
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>>17127477
tch, it's not even an SVT.
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>>17127476
>I work with a community program and work on cars. I bought this car and with local kids in the community and we:
>Fixed the brakes
Changed all the spark plugs
Put 2 new (used) tires
Cleaned and vacuumed the car
Put a new serpetine belt on
Added coolant and Brake fluid

I won't lie, that description is heartwarming.

I'd buy it, it looks good IMO.
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>>17127401
it's ford's attempt at battling japan in non-us markets except they didn't have the common decency to just make it a japanese car
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>>17127476
https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/6106942598.html
Would you, /o/?
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https://up.craigslist.org/cto/6083150360.html

shit I could buy some fishing poles and trade for this
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Steal. this looks like a prtty lit car for only 500 bucks
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>>17127619
>minecraft shortcut in taskbar

what did he mean by this?
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>>17127619

Already been posted.
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>>17127352
>2007 Kia Spectra
>$2
I guess he's charging a dollar for each finger he has.
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>>17126226
https://mobile.craigslist.org/cto/6092578910.html

$400, runs and drives! Who needs a good body!
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>>17127820
even after this it still drove
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https://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/6089508339.html
>talk nignog owner down to $350
>spend remaining $150 on head gasket seal snek oil, engine oil, and coolant
>top fluids off and embark on journey to kekistan
>fill fluids as needed and pray to the horse Gods that she makes it
>inevitable shit the bed happens...probably in the mountains somewhere because fuck living in a valley
>push red heap off a cliff to trigger Sierra Club libtards
>lmao, its registered under the name "Rusty Shackleford" anyway so no worries
>uber to nearest indian casino
>use gainz to pick up cougar sloots at the bar
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>>17126226
https://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/cto/6084489511.html
I'm on top, baby.
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>>17127877

forgot picture
I'll get this if I get enough money to spare
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>>17127877
>>17127882
that's actually low-key pretty dope. Gives me a early 00's nostalgia boner
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2002 Buick LaSabre
https://columbia.craigslist.org/cto/6094153962.html
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>>17127882
This is a really good deal. Even if the car is shit and badly riced and fucked up, all you have to lose is $300. You can set aside $3000 for repairs and upgrades and build your own 3k civic
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>>17127912
I'm triggered, I just need time dammit
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1985 Mercedes 300 Turbo Diesel

https://joplin.craigslist.org/cto/6092215837.html
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>>17126226
Best I could do, still got $100 to buy some bud.

https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/6095665154.html
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>NYC
>everything is expensive as hell

>Pontiac Grand Am with the entire right side destroyed. Still supposedly runs
https://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cto/6101732389.html
>Some shit Nissan Altima
https://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cto/6112768284.html
>Taurus Wagon,
https://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cto/6112702300.html
assuming not a scam, is probably the best of this shit bunch
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>>17126226
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cto/6109171021.html
>Cold AC
>Good motor and transmission
>Beat to shit
bretty gud
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What do you think/o/?

https://boise.craigslist.org/cto/6111849010.html
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This seems to be my best option. Ironically my first car as a teenager was also a 1994 Buick LeSabre, just in white.
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>>17128305
https://boise.craigslist.org/cto/6109203355.html

winner
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>>17126226
1998 subaru legacy boyee its GT2 time
https://asheville.craigslist.org/cto/6107291746.html
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>>17126620
Probably is a relay or wiring.

It is a nice low ish mile 1uz though.
I just bought a $800 Jeep though, with registration for a year and smog for two years. About to throw around $3000 in suspension under it.
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Jackpot.
https://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/cto/6061123870.html
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>>17126226
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/boisdale/cars-vans-utes/2005-hyundai-accent-hatchback/1146395900

She'll be right.
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2000 chevy blazer miles not listed
400 talk him down to 300
Needs plugs or injector cuz cylinder 4 misfire
Plugs $150
Injector $2
https://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/6091965907.html
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>>17126878
>all ready for racing
>that seat
>that roll cage
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
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https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/6084687452.html

here's my submission.
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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201704274863075?onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&sort=mileage&zero-to-60=8_TO_12&price-to=500&advertising-location=at_cars&radius=15&postcode=le131dr&page=1
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>>17126226

https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/6111482734.html

Too easy.
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Germany
Jackpot
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https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/6086138836.html

>91 Camry
>$398, 300 for car plus 98 for the tags
>needs front motor mounts and transmission work
>spend remaining money on duct tape, snacks for me, and a rosary for transmission
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>>17128688
Its amazing what good shape cars stay in in the desert
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>>17128702
Why would anyone not buy this?
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>>17128688
I would buy this regardless of the challenge
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>500 of my british dollars
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>>17126226
That works out at 388 bong so I am going to aim for that including a bit of haggling. There are literally hundreds of crappy little 1.2 hatchbacks that would probably be fine, so I will post the more interesting ones that might work for a bit

Saab 93
https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/52-saab-93-2.2-tid-only-%C2%A3295/1236392940

Ford Puma 1.7
https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-puma-1.7coupe-mot-oct/1236480467

Jaguar X Type 3.0
https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/03-plate-jaguar-x-type-/1234580236

Could go for a 1.2 Corsa or something but where is the fun in that? I would probably take the Saab out of these 3
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>>17128916
G unit
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>>17126226
It will get me there
There's no reversing on this train though.
Or high speed for that matter

https://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/cto/6111141431.html
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>>17126526
there are no cr-x that are not riced up in EU, evry one is rice up, thanks NFS underground and F&F, motherfuckers
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>>17126420
for 500? thats pretty bitching
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Sorry, not from the anglosphere but here is comes anyway
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>>17126226
Way too easy of a challenge if you live in Eastern Europe.
http://www.autobilis.lt/en/advert/232829/audi-coupe-kupesportas-1990-benzinas
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>>17129190
Bet ar cia pats geriausias variantas uz tokius pinigus?
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>>17127401
That's a Hachiroku, buy it and slap the tofu sticker on it and blast MAX POWER MAXIMUM AND HIGHER
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>>17129191
TA dviems metams, neužmušamas variklis, nerūdijantis kėbulas, dvi duris (man patinka). Manau visai neblogas variantas. Aišku su tokiu nepalenktyniausi, bet fūrą aplenkti galios užteks.
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>>17129197
Automobiliui jau beveik 30 metu o ne sensta isvaizda isvis
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>>17126226
Only thing I wonder about this one is how much rust there is under the car. If it can pass inspections, this is a fucking awesome deal.
http://www.tutti.ch/schwyz/fahrzeuge/autos/angebote/subaru-impreza-2.0_14460798.htm

Also, 150$ for an Impreza 2.0 is amazing wherever you are, period.
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>>17127071
yep, you did that thing'll probably make it 150,000 more miles before it starts choking
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>>17126420
im not sure if im aroused by the way the front looks or put off by how too wide it looks
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>>17126226
I have to make a coat of living adjustment for my area. $500 wouldn't buy bus fare.

$800 it is

I swore no GM ever again years ago. But will make exception for a rust free Beast Body

https://hartford.craigslist.org/cto/6110203528.html
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>>17128818
>port hue hue
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>>17126343
Charlotte bro spotted. you ever go to the unc meets?
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>>17127679
My bad. Here is my contribution.
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>>17129451
This has also been posted. This challenge is getting competitive as fuck in the Charlotte area.
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This looks like too good of a deal for $400
But hey, it could probably get me 300 miles at least

https://gainesville.craigslist.org/cto/6113183817.html
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god this thread makes me want to buy something cheap and restore it.
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https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-s-type-2.5-v6-sport-for-changes-sale/1236666557

C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y
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>>17129901
No way. This shit is so fucking stolen.
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>1999
>leaks coolant and needs a TÃœV inspection
>but I'll have €400 left over to take care of that

sign me up
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>>17129994
And it says negotiable.

I reckon I can haggle him down to €50 and get a full tank too.
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>>17129990
NINETY NINE. This thing is the price of an Ouya. And as per the rules of the challenge, you can talk him down to giving it to you for free and use all 500 (501 actually) to fix it up.
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>>17129997
Literally any car is worth this price. You should get it irl.
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>>17129990
Europe is like cheating man.
>MINT skoda shitbox
>nothing broken
>valid inspection and insurance
>new winter tires

Just talk him into filling it up an you win.
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>>17130007
Honestly it would probably take €1000 to get it through another inspection. And then you're left with a 1.4L 54 bhp Opel Corsa with 223,000km on the clock.
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>>17130085
it's amazing isn't it. i could drive to the moon and back. and on one tank of whatever resembles diesel.
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97 civic, 154k miles, running, inspected until Jan 2018. $400.

Next best was 1998 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP with transmission issues for $500.
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>Alabama
>Literally nothing under 500 that has an engine
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>>17126226
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get fucked nerds
http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=240401347
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>>17126226
'02 Buick Lasabre. Needs a bumper. 170k miles. $500
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cheapest running car i could
200 usd
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201704194560181
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Just found this one...im actually going to go look at it in the morning. Would be a fun weekend fuck around mobile
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>>17129436
I used to before my buddy Zach Rice died
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Only have 3 options
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https://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/6094150730.html

If I can talk them down by $100, it'll be a comfy 300 miles. Sovereign citizens don't need your government permission to travel.
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>>17126226
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201701111199310?postcode=le31gg&radius=15&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&sort=sponsored&advertising-location=at_cars&page=2
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I win

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/6072210648.html
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>>17126226
https://bloomington.craigslist.org/cto/6097310602.html

Pretty good
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>>17126913

>page deleted
>mfw boi actually stole my whip
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https://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/6053826942.html

actually not trash
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Talk him down to 3
Buy weed with the rest
https://medford.craigslist.org/cto/6093679391.html
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>>17126226
https://nottingham.craigslist.co.uk/search/cta
>CL still has not taken off in the UK
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>>17127112
>totally not stolen
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>>17126378
>luxobarge
>151,000
u win
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>>17129196
i can't even tell if /o/ is funposting or actually retarded anymore
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>>17126343
> accura legend ls v6
>2.2 V-TEC 4 cylinder
what
>>
https://columbia.craigslist.org/cto/6103456871.html

I'd take that for 400 and part it out then scrap the rest. Easy money. I might actually buy this one to do just that.

Typical ignition fuckup is ATS which you can fix with a reflash to delete it.
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https://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/6109644620.html
>Well, it has been on many test drives and we had it priced at $1295 because it wouldn't go backward. Now it goes backward but not forward. Go figure! Bring us $500 and drive it away - maybe forward, maybe backward, maybe just tow it away - who knows!
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>>17127341
>pic

Ancientfag detected
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I live in West humble fuck, not too bad

http://scranton.craigslist.org/cto/6109552273.html
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Ez https://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/cto/6114218265.html
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>>17128567
If it's a V6 that injector is closer to $200 and a cunt to install. And plugs closer to $15, not $150.
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>>17128567
why arent you actually buying this
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>>17129190

So who stole who's design?

Both cars came out in the same year literally within months of each other.

My money would be on Toyota having ninjas in Audi's design studio as Subaru did the exact same thing a few years later.
>>
all I get is either parts or outright lies that list something like 10X the posted price on the page
not one $500 shitbox
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>talk him down to $300
>salvage starter from scrap yard
>pick up everyone in this thread who can't find a ride

https://sarasota.craigslist.org/cto/6099778325.html
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Check mate
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>>17127238
You'll probably be politely asked to consider entering a different race series and perhaps eventually banned from entering.
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>>17126226
Here we go bois

https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/6086749012.html
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>>17126226

https://newhaven.craigslist.org/cto/6114465090.html

reasonably fucked, but i bet it would run for years
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>>17126226
Not $500 but it's a CL thread
https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/6100132479.html
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>>17133017
Fuck off.
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I win. Passed the yearly car inspection this month with no issues. However it has been driven for 210000 miles
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This is the greatest/worst CL ad I've ever seen.
https://tricities.craigslist.org/cto/6113014921
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>>17127281
>Tfw i bought a 99 avalon for $800 with 170K on it a few months ago
>After some basic work it revs without a hiccup

I haven't had it for long, but i love it to pieces for what it is.
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>>17127877
>>17127882

>need work we need used my husband bought but we never use the car
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>>17136045
She's probably selling it behind his back.

All women are like this.
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>>17136053
Whole having a stroke?
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>>17136082
While*
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EZ https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/cto/6114920367.html
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>>17126226
https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/6114715838.html
First result, I win.
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>>17136109
2002 mustang btw, no title, moving town, so it's likely stolen.
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Found this. Definitely stolen but a great deal.
https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/6103699044.html
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I found a fucking XM

>slightly vibrating brakes
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>>17136263
now with the correct picture, nvm the other one
>>
Hyundai sonata v6 asking $550 3rd gear only
https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/cto/6115373835.html
Alternatively theres a public police auction coming up with a plymouth neon starting bid is $200 but they dont tell you much about the car
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