Looking for a perfect match!

I want to stick my dick in that truck's tailpipe until it leaks coal on me.

>>17126044
If your wife is as big as the truck, I'll take her instead. I love big butts and I cannot lie.

>>17126054
How much do you bench? When was the last time you squatted your max weight for 5 reps?

You may be the person I'm looking for!

>>17126057
Curious question, but do you happen to be from /fit/?

>>17126086
Are you from /fit/?

I bet I could find the perfect manlet for my wife's truck over there.

>>17126095
I browse there once in a blue moon, i just found your name familiar.

I would offer to help, but i'm in the Portland, Oregon area and i know you don't want to ship the truck up here.

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>>17126117
I am willing to ship if you resemble the guy on the right

>>17126044
Nice pavement princess

>>17126044
I fit all of your descriptions OP,
Hell I'd be overjoyed to take care of that beast for your wife while you're gone

>>17126507
How much do you deadlift? How many reps?

>>17126564
not much, 5x5 100-175 lbs

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>>17126044
>tfw to intelligent and tall to take care of bepis' truck
Why live?

>>17126594
>100 - 175
jesus you're weak.

>>17126699
Thanks, I'm working on it. Hopefully I get stronger or I'll just off myself

>>17126794
Call me after a few more trips to the gym bro. You're not worthy to drive my wife's lifted Ram 2500 yet.

>>17126044
I ber your wife has a tiny dick

>>17127835
Of course!

Anybody else with a tiny dick willing to take care of my wife's truck?

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>>17129228
I fit all the descriptors except I am a 115lb skeleton. I drive a Suburban as my daily and its transmission is starting to shit the bed so anything that can get me across town with a smile on my face is appreciated. Where is the truck located? Is this a serious offer or just a meme thread?

>>17129293
Idk man, you're a little too light. Hit the gym, get a couple tubs of whey protein and creatine and get back at me.

can i take care of your wife instead?

>6'2"
>24 y.o.
>some college
>good self esteem and confident
>wear white t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers as my everyday outfit
>no drugs at all, to include tobacco and alcohol
>use phrases like "I couldn't care less," and "It's a dog eat dog world."

I'll just go on the trip with your wife and fuck her brains out. You can stay home.

>My wife and I will be travelling abroad the next 18 months, and I am looking for a responsible person to care for her

Say no more fampai

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>>17129381
>>17129384
>>17129522
You can have her.

But I still need a manlet for the truck since my name is on the title and dat fat bitch aint takin it.

>>17126044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJyHyH1niW4

If you're in or near Texas, I'll do it.

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>im 5'4

fuck.

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>>17126044
>>White male between the ages of 19 and 35
>>Height between 5'5" and 5'9"
>>Low self esteem and not confident, but somehow incredibly cocky
>>Proper attire aka sleeveless shirts, cargo shorts, and Mossy Oak
>>Prefer non-smoker, but I'm a realist so dip is ok as long as you try not to spill your empty Gatorade bottle full of brow spit
>>Education- at least some high school, but less than an associate's degree
>>Must use phrases such as "I could care less" and "For all intensive purposes"

>>17126044
I get that this truck looks like a mall crawler because of the ridiculous massive rims, but I'm so tired of the whole "lifted trucks are only for retards or people with small penises" meme.

It sounds the same as when people see a ferrari or something and bash it because they know they will never be able to afford it

>>17130224
But it's true.

Real men don't drive mall crawlers.

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>>17126044
>tfw is literally me
Have you been spying on me?

>>17130392
Mall crawlers no. But not all lifted trucks are mall crawlers

die in your sleep

You have described my brother in law almost perfectly.

>>17130456

Bruh, when you lift your truck to the same category as the stereo typical mall crawler. Then what else do you expect?

>>17126044
>tfw 191cm
Isn't that like 6'1 in burgermetres?
Otherwise I'm your typical white BMW driver so I doubt I fit the bill eitherway

>>17126044
>Ram
No thanks, the only diesel truck worth getting is the Titan XD cummins.

>>17130522
Does he want to hold on to my wife's truck for a few months?

>>17130456
If you live in the suburbs and have a lift kit and low profile tires on your 3/4 ton pickup truck, you are a manlet and a tool.

>insecure yet cocky

>>17130567

I am sure he would but he left the states a few years ago.

>>17130583
Marines? Manlets love proving themselves in the Marines.

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This did actually make me laugh quite hard

why don't you just let your wife's boyfriend drive it like he usually does?

>>17131170

Cuz he's black

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>>17130952
>tfw these manlets took it seriously

>>17131182
Well so am I. But I don't want the rims to disappear.

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>>17131428
You seem like a cunt.