ITT: Post your car and give a backhanded compliment to the one above it.
>>17121846
Must be a fun drive between home and the mechanic.
>>17121862
for when you want the impracticality of a sports car and the performance of an econobox
>>17121871
Nigger
>>17121928
this
>>17121871
Nice/10 would take boating.
>>17122001
It's nice to see you've found a way to compensate for the size of your penis
>>17122063
Vtec: what poor people have to brag about because they can't afford a turbod car.
>>17122063
>>17122093
Sorry I forgot the compliment part: vtec is good.
>>17122098
Lol no worries dude
>>17122093
How does it feel to be a diet Golf?
>>17122111
your homosexual life partner must love that car of yours.
>>17122111
But...Speed is faster than a gti :(
>>17122123
>that grill
fucking hell
>>17122140
i know, its an abomination. im getting another set of non plasti dipped ones
>>17122140
Forgot your backhanded compliment
>>17122126
You know what's sad is that statement is true but the GTI will always be seen as the hottest hot hatch...
I even devasted getting a civic r next but I'm such a slut for vw i know I'll buy a GTI
>>17122140
Great car for a former gang banger.
>>17122111
How does it feel to drive a Porsche 911 with all the good stuff replaced with terrible stuff?
>>17122162
*Debated fml
>>17122167
Pretty good since I got the GTI platform for 10k less
>>17122167
Good idea on obscuring your plate. I wouldn't anyone to know I drive something that embarrassing either.
>>17122162
Yea, I'll definitely give gtis the styling and the fact they been around the block a couple times. Just make sure you know that I can smoke you and therefore my dick is huge.
>>17122203
One of the best colors for cars
>>17121928
>>17121986
I don't get it?
>>17122211
That looks like a damn fast grandpa car
>>17122254
For the guy who thought the 350Z looked great, but wanted to buy American.
>>17122203
You got 944 problems but a good looking car ain't one
>>17122327
What is it like filling up your tank 4 times a week?
>>17122369
ford sure is making nice econoboxes these days
>>17122001
Your car is already a boat in itself, no wonder you were so quick to recommend it
>>17122392
Nice car man, how much did the bus company pay for it?
>>17122203
i would be pretty embarrassed driving a 924
Rented a small ass cabin in the woods at some park this weekend. A group of people from work all camped out in cabins, RVs, maybe some tents. Cooked up an entire pig, it was great.
>>17121846
Lmao
>>17122405
Nice, looks like it's only been stolen 10 times.
>>17122509
thats a nice car for its age
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>>17122472
Nice car, shame all that money couldn't buy you the reading comprehension necessary to actually do what the thread says.
>>17122509
Looks fairly nice for a twat transporter
>>17122952
Needs more exhaust tips. Fuggin fiat
>>17122952
nice sounding car if you have a fart fetish
>>17122972
The engine in that car must have made you an expert in automotive oils
>>17122001
Looks fun to fishtail after hitting a patch of leaves
>>17122828
Fucking kek
>>17123569
Your horseless carriage's ass end looks like it has Harlequin Ichthyosis and your wheels look gay
>>17122509
The fuck did you shoot this pic with?
>>17123597
Id rather be cummin than strokin
>>17123606
>No pic
YOU WONT FOOL ME THIS TIME SCHLOMO
>>17123597
Ford
>>17123615
>Ford
made me kek
>nissan
>>17122666
Nice trips Satan.
>>17123638
the driver died and rotted away while waiting for the car to hit 60 mph?
>>17123624
If I squint real hard it doesn't look like a corolla.
>>17123638
You got a new car? How cheap was it?
>>17123652
that looks good hbt
I'm switching to a Saab
>>17123652
very nice ride anon
>>17123652
my folk's old car, gonna co share it since my mom still want to keep it.
>>17123601
My broken phone
>>17123685
Saabs are nice. Mazda will always be pretty damned good, considering they make the best economy cars on the market.
>inb4 not a real Alfa
>>17123759
that's an awesome car. I bet you found it for a great price, since nobody wants them...
>>17124266
Much suck being so poor you can't afford a Type R, or even a decent hot hatch
>>17124250
not a real Alfa
>>17124278
do they make Si's in bongland? we do not get type Rs here
>>17124293
Think it's labeled a Type S over here.
>>17124285
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>17122098
Legit made me laugh
>>17123615
>>17122123
I knew I wasnt the only /o/tist that drove a hardbody
>>17124346
my dad wanted me to get one but we couldn't find a good one
>>17124395
Engine swapping the s2000 bro?
>>17124597
Weighs as much as the owner i guess
>>17123646
durrr I bet your turn signals dont work or something
>>17124652
>he has to pay BMW repair bills
>>17124656
yfw most things on your Nissan "truck" cost more than they do on my M3 ;)
>>17124663
why do people put watermarks on shitty photos like this as if anyone cares who took this meh-tier photo of a 20 year old BMW
>stancefags
oh, right
>>17124668
Your wife sure does look happy about her new nissan, she probably cant wait to show it off to her boyfriend.
>>17124679
>bike
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>>17124679
jokes on you I dont have a wife :s
>>17124678
This guy is so retarded he totaled his shitty stanced lexus going in a straight line. Best to just ignore the zoo animals.
>>17124679
Somehow you are still alive.
>>17124781
Snow miatas
>>17124756
>This guy is so retarded he totaled his shitty stanced lexus going in a straight line.
Whoa, hold the fucking phone. Story, now. I haven't been around here in a while.
I knew this kid was a fucking retard but I gotta hear this one
>>17124806
anyone?
>>17124781
You must be having fun with that convertible roof in winter
>>17124806
I'm trying to find the post on the archive, its a lot of 'I own a 25 year old German car look how rich I am' I have to shift trough for it.
>>17124806
You are very new here if you didn't know about gs400's shenanigans
>>17123652
at least you won't be getting into any high-speed collisions with 1980s econobox performance
>>17124991
I too wish I didn't care what car I drove
>>17124997
>I too wish I had to compensate for an abnormally small penis
>>17124997
That looks much better now you've taken the wing off.
>>17124997
Nice, a two seater. If only you had a friend to go on drives with
>>17125014
holy fuck top jej
>>17125014
Glad to know you can afford a great rally and still always get beat by an evo
Half the people in this thread must not know what a backhanded compliment is.
>>17122123
pls be my grillfriend
>>17124963
I've been here longer than you, sorry I don't spend every waking hour reading that retard's posts
>>17124395
wtf ChrisFix?
>>17125063
>4 doors
Nice, plenty of room for the grandkids
>>17121846
>yfw you suddenly make sense of why This particular FIAT/Alfa shit has been getting so much PR on here in recent past-- because it's being introduced in North America
>>17125634
Thats a damned cute car Anon, and I love the factory "You won't have to worry about chlamydia"-option
>>17121862
Fucking disgusting. Are you like 60y old?
>>17125707
The Toyota Hilix, when you want the best transportation for your AKs and homemade suicide bomb vests
>>17125815
Beautiful car mate, congrats on getting your P-plates
>>17125869
Thanks bro I can't wait to get off them
>>17125815
Since plastic is light it must go fast
>>17125907
I thought that was a new twingo for a second
>>17125923
>>17125973
I remember you. I wanna hear your mod list.
>>17125707
Thanks, the seats fold down so two people can sleep side by side. It's like having a queen sized bed all to myself.
>>17125973
Are you fat by chance?
>>17125983
Truthfully, the only thing I've done to the car since I bought it was to add the hood struts and a JLT oil separator. Been working 16 hour shifts almost every weekday this year so I can do this
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Just submitted the final payment about half an hour ago.
First thing now will be new wheels and tires. Thinking of staggered 20" AMR's in dark stainless with Mickey Thompson street comp tires. Should be able to fit 305's on the rear.
>>17126032
Not anymore, used to be in my teens. I get referred to as 'scrawny' now.
>>17126040
Had 20's on my gt, I'd seriously recommend 19s or smaller. Ride quality on 20s sucked bad enough I switched to 19s (smallest that would clear my brembos). Running 19s with 285 in the front and 305 in the rear, feels much better. If you're launching hard you're going to want all the side wall you can get anyhow in the back.
>>17124997
Are those Forgestar F14s?
>>17122828
Hah normally I read the OP, that day I didn't.
>>17125232
Definitely new here
He was only the biggest thing on this board for a year or two?
People were shitposting as GS400guy because he's too stupid to get a trip
>>17125923
Your Mustang is old
>>17126125
My only beef with 19's is that there aren't nearly as many options and they tend to be more expensive for some reason
>>17126346
https://lmr.com/item/WK-166913/05-14-mustang-gt350-wheel-kit-19x10-11-gloss-graphite
Cheapest good ones I know of.
>>17126230
I like Ford Capris!
'17 FXT
>>17126457
That's one fast-looking dykemobile
>>17125907
Is that a shoop? how is your car that shiny?
>>17126741
FCA magic
>>17122509
Nice Cinderblock
>>17126741
I work in a bodyshop. I took a rotary polisher to it to flatten the paint and remove all the orange peel. Then it got a coat of supagard (sealant) then wax.
>>17126150
Yeah, in flat black
>>17124991
Nice Mazda copycat.
>>17125012
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEST ROAST ITT
>>17126170
what part of "haven't been here for a while" do you not understand? Do i have to translate to weebanese for you? obviously I know who GS400guy is you fucking retard, I am asking how he crashed his car, because I was gone when it happened
>>17127044
I don't think cars are supposed to be that rusty
>>17127044
Nice Mad Max cosplay you're doing on that car.
>>17121846
>new logo
>black painted bumper to resemble the latest Giulietta
>V grille fuckery inside the pre-existent grille
What in the name of fuck are you exactly doing here?
>>17127347
>>17127356
Not my ride lads, took it off Google to complement the post.
>>17127358
I forgot the
>Alfa Mito rims
>>17124373
I lucked out and got one with a swapped motor at 50k professionally done with papers and everything.
>>17127015
coool
>>17125090
lol goddamnit, il never stop catching flak for that damn grill
>>17127358
worst part is that the 147 is actually better looking than the Giulietta
>>17127347
Nice Corolla headlights
>>17127616
Nice commo
YOUR CARS ARE ALL SHIT
GET BEANED
>>17127616
Nice, looks like a reliable and inconspicuous car to drive to the track and watch actually fun/fast cars drive from the other side of the fence
>>17127599
Sadly, I agree if we're talking about fhe front area.
The Giulietta's ass to me is hnnngh tier (ask Mazda if they liked it too).
>>17122163
How kind of your friend to always drive his acura around to tow your truck back home whenever it breaks down
>>17127660
Oh I agree. I just hate most bugeye modern Alfas (or is it Alfi?). The 4C and 8C almost get a pass and the 8C Disco Volante absolutely gets a pass.
BTW are you italybro by chance?
>>17124892
SN?
>>17127358
>rims came with the 147 from factory
>previous owner modified the front bumper and grill
And I painted the lip because I like the look.
>>17126463
I bet your mechanic adores your car.