Rate my Ride

>>17114083
Australian/10

˙ǝɹǝɥ ʇɥƃiɹ ǝʇinb ɯǝǝs ʇ,usǝop ƃuiɥʇǝɯoS

Damn your dad has a nice ride

>>17114100
Ya i know mang, too bad its mine.

>t. Medfag

Why do pictures end up upside down?

Have you tried launch control yet? What is 0 to 60 in under 3 seconds like?

>>17114155
Ever get dizzy from launching on a rollercoaster? That's what it feels like, 1.2 Gs in sport mode with launch.

Haven't had a chance yet to get it on a track to get 0-60 times.

Just bought the car 3 months ago

>>17114111
HAHAHAHAHA

You know the drill, bread on hood

>And thus op stopped posting.

bread on hood or gtfo

>>17114111
>Why do pictures end up upside down?
iirc the data for the orientation is stored in the exif. 4chan wipes the exif so the picture is flipped. you can reupload after editing in paint or something.

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>>17114091
>>17114091
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>>17114088
fpbp

>>17114169
Give me a couple hours, I'm on call at work. I just an old photo, do you want hawaiin bread or just white bread on that hood?

>>17114186
>is on call
>shitposts on 4chan

Uhuh.

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>>17114186
Sure, this thread will wait a few hours for you.

>>17114196
Because /o/ is totally a fast board.

>>17114169
>bread on hood
He could just go into his dad's cupboard and grab his dad's bread and put it on his dad's car.

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Not nearly as fancy as yours, but I'm also an old car sort of guy anyway. About as new as I can tolerate.

>>17114111
Because you're a fuccboi using an iPhone

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>>17114303
ayy

I wish this was a catastrophic engine failure and not just a broken pulley, would give me an excuse to do a Carrera swap

>>17114364
What year?

You won't get quite as much as a 3.4 or 3.6, but you can use the 987 exhaust system, 911 intake plenum and throttle body, a 987 maf housing, 987 cayman engine cover (the boxster one doesn't fit with a 911 intake) and a tune will get you about 100 horse ponies a liter

Shorten up the gearing using an audi/vw 5 speed transmission that is a bolt in affair for the 5 speed cars, and you'll be fuckin' moving

>>17114169
>>17114269
A friend of mine who lives in the same apartment block as me has a '13 Turbo S and I could just go and put bread on his hood

>>17114385
It's a '98 with a weak sauce 2.5l, the 3.4l from the 996 bolts right only needing the new engine cover and a reflash to the 996 profile for the ECU
>300bhp in a 2800lbs mid engine roadster

>>17114399
Yeah, but the 3.4 is also a lot more expensive. In your case, the upgrades aren't going to get you nearly as much as you or I would like, so I can see the reasoning of a 3.4

See if you can find a wrecked 2.7 car, they come up often enough. You can keep the engine, use your transmission (its about the same as the VW/audi gearing, which is much shorter than the stock 2.7 trans), part out the car and leftover bits to get back to zero, then buy all those other bits. It'll be like having 300, but with a much cheaper engine than the 3.2 or 3.4

>>17114392
Imagine how funny it would be if he caught you doing that

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Just another brick in the wall.

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>>17114421
May be worth looking into, but it's a lot of work for not a lot of gain. I mean my car is already making close to the power of a 2.7l with a custom intake and exhaust w/ headers

Oh and a 3.8l kit for the Carrera 3.4l engine exists as well, from LN Engineering. Sure it's like $4.7k, but with a $6k engine it'll still be cheaper than a C5 Z06 for the same kind of power

But all of this is in the future, I have plenty of time and figure that handling is more of a priority right now with all the worn out bushings and what not

>>17114445
i don't get car meets for the same car

well done, you're seeing just how not unique your choice of car is.

>>17114440
>i-i-i was j-just taking a photo for my internet friends

>>17114453
Ever been to you local Subaru vape and scrape? This is like that for adults except with pipes instead of e-cigs

>>17114450
Yeah, I lucked out. Bought my 2.7 with 47k miles for 10k, hit a deer a few months later. Got 7.5k from the insurance company, fixed it for 1.5k.

Spent like 40 hours straightening the body and cleaning everything up nice, only for some cunt to make an illegal left turn in front of me (she didn't have a turn arrow, I had a green light)

Got totaled, ended up with 12k after keeping the salvage.

Then I bought my S for 12.5k, and am working on an Audi v8 swap in the totaled one. Need to get around to listing the engine and trans.

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>>17114464
Jeez that car must have had a magnet for soccer moms

That V8 swap sounds interesting and the engines are relatively inexpensive. But I would be worried about long term reliability

>>17114083
>that dealer tag
This really is the most retarded board.

>>17114083

I got a dude offering me a 04 porsche cayenne s in the middle of the midwest for 11,750? It has a little wear but I was told it was never in an accident. I gotta run the vin and do my research on it to find out. He wouldn't let me take the car for the day. It's hard to find a decent porsche.

What entry year do you guys recommend?

>>17114532
Run away as fast as you can; that'll be a maintenance nightmare.

>>17114532
>Cayenne
God no, that thing will be as bad as a Range Rover

>>17114487
The audi ABZ engine is one of the few Audi/VW products I'd trust, desu.

It bolts up to porsche transmissions and is a relatively simple engine to wire in to things.

Plus, it's cheap and puts out 300+ horse ponies

>>17114619
Shit really? I might have to read up on that as a cheaper alternative

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>>17114303
>>17114364

whats up 986 friends

heres my S

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Back from the hospital,

Merry christmas fellas

>>17116052
that's too much car for an x-ray tech salary

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>>17116052
>mfw delicious bread

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>>17114453
It was a car show for a variety of cars. But the staff has gotten so tired of obnoxious Porsche owners acting like they're special they are all put in one corner.

>>17116413
>Practicing Orthopod

Bruh

>>17116602
>hammer time
Nice

Sup /u/sol-ip-sis-tik