>he ACTUALLY changes his oil HHAHAHAHhahahahHAHAHA

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>he DOESN'T suck cock
PFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHA

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>He actually pays jewchanics
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17113295
Mechanics can't do it properly.

I do it right before I'm going to shower anyways. And always in the morning when the oil is cool so no waiting just 5 min to warm it. I also save auto zone trips til after I change oil. The change itself cost $15 plus the oil so I save like 1 hour of pay.

>>17113295
The best way to get shit done right is to just do it yourself. No trusting some other faggot who makes less than I do to do it and doesn't give a shit because it's not his car.

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>>17113295
>he needs to change oil
laughs in watts

>fill up gas
>rev hard when pulling away from the gas station like my car just became faster

anyone else do this

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>he doesn't have a sexy femboy girlfriend with a huge ass

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>his engine doesn't burn so much oil the oil is brand new after 5k

You fucking poorfags.

>>17113463
>range reduced to 20 miles from laughing

>>17113719
>engine seizes because of old unrefined petrol

>>17113729
>motor siezes because he forgets to relube his engine with lithium grease

8 qts. of oil is expensive

>>17113341
Oil doesn't even need changing these days. Are you driving a car made in the 1990s?

>>17113700
I have an EZ30R so yes, I do know this feel.

>>17116998
yes you do, it still effects your Gas mileage.