WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? Why is DS a thing?

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They're asking 52.000€ for the launch edition of this piece of shit clone of the Audi Q5.

>1.6 turbo petrol 220 hp
>FWD

With 58.000€ you could get a Stelvio First edition with a 2.0 280 hp, AWD derived from an RWD base...just saying.

Wood paneling, feels like I'm back in the 80s

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Lincoln clone in the back

I like the DS3, DS4 and DS5, but I really wish they'd bring back the big comfy barge. We don't need more lifted minivans.

Neat interior though.

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Not a Lincoln MKZ rip off

>>17111526
>Why is DS a thing?

You could also ask why "Lexus" is a thing

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>>17111550
>Neat interior

See pic related

>>17111554
No anon, just no.

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>>17111552
>imma journalithd

Good thing he has this kind of appropriate glasses.
Always important to follow the press dress code!

>>17111563
What's wrong with his glasses?

>>17111563
Did some Journalism major fuck your GF in college? That sucks lol.

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>>17111563
Auto bild is cancer tier because in every photo service you have these mongoloid journalists smiling and posing in or outside the car, for no apparent reason but cringe.

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>>17111540
>>17111545
>>17111552
>Show car
>Paint it vomit yellow/brown
Why?

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>>17111597
Why

>>17111597
I like it because you get a better understanding of how a person is seated and how spacious the interior is.

>>17111604
It's called gold.

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>>17111617
Thats not gold, you mongoloid fuckhead.

>>17111534
>With 58.000€ you could get a Stelvio
Good luck living with the shame of owning something so disgusting, you might as well just end it now.

>>17111526
Cool as fuck. 10/10 would buy used in a few years.

>>17111526
it's FRENCH, what the fuck did you expect

>>17111526

>DS
Literally who?

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>>17112406
>disgusting

This thing literally trashes every opponent and therefore, if you have to buy a SUV/Crossover, is the one you want to buy unless you're a special kind of mentally challenged person who's ok with spending 52.000€ for a rebadged Peugeot 3008 which costs 20.000€ more for the exclusivity of the DS badge and FWD traction.

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>>17113785
At PSA someone have been hit in the head and came up with the idea of splitting the Citroen badge into two different things:

>DS: the (((luxury))) brand who consists in rebadged Peugeot/Citroen with premium materials but the very same pleb mechanic

>The new Citroen: they killed the brand essence by making them produce toy cars both in looks and interior quality, plastic fantastic interior and such

Fucking French.