Do you eat in your car?

>>17110060
wtf I love Wendy now

>>17110060
only on 200 mile or longer road trips

Not in it, I get food, park, pop the trunk and sit in on the ledge of the trunk and bumper to eat.

If Wendy's took this approach they'd rapidly ascend to the top 5 chains in the world by revenue.

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At least it's a better forced meme than Andy Sixx taking a dump :/

>>17110066
Wendy's a fuckin' hoe.
https://youtu.be/FwDIL7rcmSg

>>17110079
This guy gets it

>>17110074
I don't care if you're memeing or not, I'm gonna start doing this.

>>17110101
I'm completely serious, it's pretty comfy too, and my trunk is empty so if I drop anything it's really easy to clean

>>17110079
>>17110094
There sales would increase by neets but i doubt most other people will care.

>true story
I've eating pussy in my car.

>>17110060
Fug I eat Wendys in my car all the fucking time.

I once spilled a can on Starbucks on my lap while driving. That shit got all up in my asscrack.

>>17110109
Seems like a 3rd world thing to do. Like it makes perfect sense but its kinda fuckin weird too.

>>17110170
Meh, whatever, it's pretty comfy with a nice breeze on a sunny day.

>>17110170
I'm >>17110101 and now I'm going to do this while slav squatting in the bumper.

>>17110147
Why the fuck are you eating cats?

>>17110060
No. It's cramped and it tends to get crumbs everywhere. On a long trip, I'm usually eager to get OUT of the car for a while, so not even then. Plus, I'm not a shut-in NEET who doesn't belong among normies. I'm a responsible adult who can behave in public and tolerate people, so I don't have to get drive-through and then sit in the car park idling while playing music and running the AC.

I only ever eat in my car when I'm too hungry to concentrate on driving. I have a bunch of

>>17110257
He's Chinese you racist

>>17111605
He could be Japanese or Korean that isn't the only type of Asian you white supremacist

>>17110060
I do and I need to stop. I work in construction, so my car is the cleanest and comfiest place I can eat. The line is drawn while I'm driving though. Way too sloppy.

the Wendy's shilling is fucking real

fuck off

>>17110060
Hi Will

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>>17110066
This is the real Wendy.

>>17111628
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY GF BACK WHEN I WAS 14 HAD THE EXACT SAME FACE

>>17111664
Were you dating Chris Farley?

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>>17111628
aint no one care about 3d honey

>>17111684
She wasn't that fat but she had the same face

>>17111625
>he doesn't k ow about the 4 for 4 deal

Make Wendy's 2D again

>>17111899
i didn't know. looks like i'm rolling my fat ass to Wendy's .

>>17111628
damn looks like that nigga just walked outta auschewitz but she be the one that stole them rations

>drive to restaurant
>eat in the car
why do americans do this?

>>17111965
GOTTA GO FAST

>>17111965
Got places to be, dude. Time is valuable when you have a job.

>>17111975
no i take the food and bring it to the lunchroom. because i am NOT eating vending machine food

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>>17111965
not driving to a comfy spot and eat in your comfy car while listening to chill music

>>17111965
people try to pretend theyre too important to waste time

its literally what most American adults entire life is

>I PAY BILLS LOOK AT ME
>I HAVE TO WORK I MAKE A DIFFERENCE NOTICE MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS
>I DONT HAVE MUCH FREE TIME SO I HAVE TO RUN EVERYWHERE

its sad these people never live

>>17112076
>sitting inside McDonald's to eat is really living

>>17111611
I don't know about gooks but 7 years in Japan and I never saw cat being eaten.
I know they have dog in Korea though.

>>17112261
fast food is for plebs anyway

and those losers act like that over everything

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>>17110060

>He eats in his car

>>17111628
Cute!

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>>17112357
Did you really delete your post because of capitalization?

Ok so ignoring the Wendys shills.

I'm stuck between the fiesta St or focus which is the better pick?

>>17112076
Why would I eat inside a grimy restaurant when I can eat in the comfort of a car?

>>17112382
Civic hatch with a 1.5l and 6 speed

>>17112394
This. Find me a restaurant with seats that message you

>>17110060
No, and if I am transporting food I try to keep the windows open and/or leave it in a bag. It's about the smell as much as it is spilling.

Just wait until you get home or eat it there.

>>17112397
Let's all just go to the civic hatch store and get civics.

They don't fuckin make them anymore and I wish they did and no I'm not getting a "I KNOW WHAT I GOT NO LOWBALLS"

I'm actually trying to pick a car I'm going to own for a while.

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>>17112412
>They don't fuckin make them anymore
Yes they do? And they all come with the new 1.5L turbo engines standard for not much more

>>17112422
I was about to say don't even mention this one. I honestly don't like the look but also the fact that visibility is like you're driving a shitty camero

>>17110060
Yes.

Fast food = Parked in the lot
Gas station pizza/donut = driving

>>17112460
Try driving one before you knock it
>great visibility
>nicer interior than its competitors
>only 2800 lbs
>slick shifter
>tons of features standard
>underrated engine that can be tuned easily

Literally the only issue I had with it was the stupid fucking captive volume controls, but I supposed you can always use the volume wheel on your steering wheel instead

>>17112472
I did with my buddy he has it but auto. Maybe it's been awhile. And well ok aside what you said why is the FiST or the FoST not as good?

Doesn't it come standard with the shitty touchscreen radios? Fuckin hate that shit

>>17112485
And its only in 2017? I don't want a brand new off the lot

>>17112485
Well they're heavier for starters, and the interiors are pretty fucking lame compared to the Civic. The hatch is also massive on the inside, like a god damn TARDIS

The radio is touchscreen, but honestly I'd just use Android Auto or Apple Carplay and control it with steering wheel buttons

You're looking for a daily driver that will last you a long time right? I firmly believe the new Civic will do a much better job at being exactly that even if you ignore how it's always faster than the old Si before a Hondata flash

>>17112370

No, typo, look harder.

>>17112517
Wow my mind actually filtered that out

>>17110147
I can see why you had to add "true story" but I would say that to if I ate Chinese food in my car that shit gets messy

>>17112382
Are you a manlet?
If yes, Fiesta.
If no, Focus.

>>17111965
Americans are not the only ones that do that I mean look at this man he was late to work to teach people how drive as a result he had to not only eat but he had to drive like a mad man too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kq3USdeLgw

>>17110092
What a slut.

>>17111965
my car is the most comfy place to eat is why

>>17110060
After using cars for work and eating in them on the road I've seen what that does and now I won't eat in any car I want to stay nice.

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>>17111965
Fuck you

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>>17110060
>Do you eat in your car?
Nope, too many homeless, fake homeless, and pandhandlers would come up to me. They are almost everywhere now. It's better to eat inside the shop and I'm going to go inside the shop anyways to wash my hands before and after eating.

I don't even allow water inside my car.

>>17112401
>Find me a restaurant with seats that message you
Bruh! If your seats are actively sending you messages then you need to lay off the drugs.

>>17110060
No; I like my interior clean, and not eating in the car is a good way to keep it like that.

>>17113006
How do you keep the engine from overheating?

>>17113058
Glycol coolant in a 60/40 mix with human urine.

>>17113091
But human urine is mostly water

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>>17110060

>driving with friend on highway
>"man, I'm thirsty! we should get something to drink at the mac drive-in"
>I agree and proceed towards the mcdonalds
>pull over at intercom
>he starts ordering all sort of food, burgers, fries, chicken, two milkshakes
>"do you want something bro?"
>I pause for a moment and realize this nigga is gonna eat in my car
>I pull away at high speed
>turn on eurobeat on high volume
>MAX POWER MAXIMUM AND HIGHER
>friend in shock as I pull back onto the highway with 90 mph

nigga, you aint gonna eat that shit in my car

>>17113132
That is deceptive of him. You can simply say at the intercom, "CANCEL everything but two milkshakes." The intercom is at the driver's side window so you have precedence for speaking into it.

>>17113215

I drive an imported JDM (silvia s13), so I'm sitting on the wrong side

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>>17111930
top kek

>>17113132
>>17113256

weeb

>>17110060
Bought a new car and didn't for about 2 months. Then things became casual and now I eat in my car all the time. But I'm VERY careful to never leave crumbs around.

>>17113256

Thats why checkers is GOAT, left and right side drive through.

>>17110060
>Do you eat in your car?
No. there is never occasion for it. I prefer sitting at a real table where I can spread out with the food and seasonings and drink anyways. And I like to wash hands before I eat, so that means I am inside the restaurant already.

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>>17110060
>>17110066
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>>17110112
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>>17111626
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>>17111687
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>>17113277
Stop fucking shilling

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>>17115723
You're fucking stupid if you think people dont already know that.
You're not being clever or insightful. We know it's an advertisement. We dont fucking care. It's funny as shit.
Fuck off to reddit with the rest of the pseudo-intellectual numbnutted circlejerk.

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>>17113108
Former MB Technician here, these seats are legit as fuck

used to jump into the back of an S500 at lunch and fall asleep on these bad boys its like having the cum sucked right outta you

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>>17116357
when will MB have cum extractors with hologram waifus in their seats anyway?

>>17116102
rekt

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>>17110060
no, unless it's something not messy like an apple
>inb4 let's make this guy eat an apple to make him look like even more of an asshole

>>17116095
>0.25c has been deposited into your account

>>17111628
yeah 3d is pig disgusting, what else is new?

>>17110066
WElcome to the big time

>>17110060
>Do you eat in your car?
Although I eat out often, especially for lunch, it is faster to eat inside the fast food place than in the car. It is also very definitely more convenient to eat at a table than in the car. It is also less stressful to eat at the restaurant than at the car since I don't worry about any crumbs or juices or even dropping something.

Is eating outdoors in the parking lot worth it? No, there are too many panhandlers and they would ruin any outdoors meal.

>>17112422
I actually drove one of these, they're alright but i definitely wouldn't get one over an ST, not really that fast and they're quite large (about the same size as an impreza hatch), FiST is a better compact DD

>>17117370
>s-shill
Somehow you managed to be even more predictable than those advertisements.

>>17120038
fuck off shill

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I don't eat in my car and I don't tolerate anyone who eats in it either.

>>17120109
I wish I was one. So I could call you retard for a paycheck.

>>17120203
So you do it for free?

fuck off retard

>>17113329
The speaker and menu are still on the wrong side.

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>>17120221
really tho

what Wendys do to you ya fgt

>>17120238
Nothing I hate shills

>>17120245
then why are you on /o/ every car posted is a shill by your logic

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>>17120245
>reddit tard thinks he's being insightful by pointing out that the Wendy's mascot is meant to advertise Wendy's

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>Eat in my car
>Too lazy to throw everything away
>Eat 3 meals in said car
>Car is full of trash
>Get in a car wreck
>Food and trash and soda flies to the front of my windshield\
>Step outside with food falling out everywhere
>The police officer took pictures of the scene where food was everywhere
>in one week me covered in food and soda will be on public display

>>17110060
Did this come from the cooking board? Is sexy Wendy a meme?

>>17120333
Wendy's marketing is trying to exploit waifufags now, while Arby's is going after anime nerds. Weirdest timeline.

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>>17120340
yeah by having multiple unaffiliated artists drawing a female mascot

this isnt even anything new

>>17120257
>>17120288
>>17120370
fuck off shills

>>17120447
wow a tripfag and a shill

double cancer

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>>17120418
Wendy's is /o/ related anyway

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>>17120221
Take your pills, retard.

>>17120418
I'm sure Wendy's is gonna bother to pay marketers to shill on a shitty car board on a Mongolian Cavepainting website..

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>>17120418
Wendy's already has enough good publicity with their twitter. I just want to fuck Wendy's.

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>>17120245
>Nothing I hate shills
You have become weird in your twisted hate. Some things like McD or Wendys are so common and ordinary that mentioning them or lampooning them is no longer shilling. Those brands receive no additional benefit because everyone already knows what they are about.

>>17116095
this.

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>>17117377
she is a milf now

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>>17110060
I abso-fucking-lutely cannot believe this Wendy's social media shill has gotten so many fucking replies. God damn this board is still stupid as all fuck. There was a WENDYS SHILL earlier on /b/ (r34ing the wendy girl).

How does it make you feel you stupid steroid fucks that all your memes are catalogued neatly in a marketing strategy binder at some jew marketing/PR firm?

>>17120188
I want to FUCK this Miata, holy shit.

I have rubber floors that are easy to clean so I don't really mind doing it. I like to pull up to a nice spot and take my time sometimes. Much better than eating inside.

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>>17110060
Why is Wendy's a meme now?

>>17122197
>confusing meme with marketing campaign
hurr durr

>>17122133
Who gives a shit? Fuck off /pol/.

>Hehe good goyim now we got the nerds on 4chan to buy Wendy's instead of McDonalds! Muhaha! The eternal Jew strikes again!

>>17122133

Why don't you just stfu and stop overthinking things? Wendy has god-tier delicious legs accentuated by sexy thigh highs in an alluring pose and this is a weaboo imageboard - of course people are going to be paying a ton of attention.

>>17122207
>Who gives a shit? Fuck off /pol/.
Wait, who gives a shit about what? Getting websites you're trying to shitpost on slutted out for corporate gain with this advertising pollution? You mad or something you filthy fucking worthless human scum ?

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>>17122247
I mean, think about it. What kind of a fuck=up company says "we've reached an impasse for appealing to the millennial generation, what is the last corporate symbol we have left that we can slut fuck out like a raggedy whore" where another scumbag at the table says "Why don't we r34 the Wendy girl in an 'unofficial' 'grassroots' campaign of salacious degeneracy?" to which the team lead of the human trash group replies with "but this could damage our brand, this could be massively offensive" to which piece of shit lemming #2 says "but it'll be a total astroturf; we'll commission a load of amateur looking, independent hentai-artist-style shitart and make it appear as though Wendy's corporate logo is suddenly a fan-fav meme" to which team lead fuckface replies "BRILLIANT!" and immediately signs off on the entire shitshow.

>Welcome to social media marketing: 2017

>>17122133
>>17122206
>>17122331
least I will never be this retarded in my life

>>17122375
Who knows, you might get brain damage at some point later on?

>>17122406
How does it feel to have such a low-level position in a shit job because you're so desperate?

>>17122414
>>17122406
>>17122375
LITERALLY the front lines, the bottom peg, the lowest level of the most disgraceful line of work. Why even live??

>>17122436
like I said earlier

by your logic posting any car on /o/ makes you a shill

I know youre trolling but it just makes you look stupid

>>17122501
>3 lines of code away from being put out of a job by a bot
neck yourself

>>17110101
oh god, imagine if it was raining and you could just sit there using the opened rear hatch as an awning? 100% comfy.

no. my car doesn't even have cup holders.

>>17122170
>I like to pull up to a nice spot and take my time
Can you spare some change so that I can get something to eat?

>>17122742
Move out of the ghetto.

>>17111583
>who can behave in public and tolerate people, so I don't have to get drive-through and then sit in the car park idling while playing music and running the AC

sh-shutup

>>17110060
No, I only sometimes drink water when I am driving longer distances.

>>17122133
i honestly dont mind wendy's shills, however i really think OP is just a retard who wanted to bring attention to his shitty thread.

>steroid fucks

what? this is /o/ not /fit/

>>17122742
What kind of shithole does this happen at?

>>17122133
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoid_personality_disorder

>>17123067
ah fuck. why you do dis, anon?

>>17120322
I can't stop laughing

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>>17122133
>he doesn't understand the concept of -tans
>he thinks a moe-fied wendy's mascot will make people go out and buy some wendy's

Damn son, you're trying way too hard

>>17124157
>-tans
Are not a commercial publicity strategy. How do you feel, idiot? How does it feel to be so easily duped into having (ONE specific) corporate dangled in front of your face during an obvious board-wide blitz?
Are you fucking stupid? Jesus. It's because of shills LARPing the stupidest goyim that are the cancer that enables marketing whoredom. You are the problem. You are the only problem.

>>17122037ig co
>love it accept it just relax they're really big corps you're paranoid what you dont love wendy memes? you must be sick in your head
What kind of backwards Orwellian bullshit is this, nigger?

>>17125637
I just want to fap to fan art, dude. Wendy's isn't even a thing in most countries. Get over yourself.

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dude, they got SQUARE burgers.
SQUARE!

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>posting the small version

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>>17110060
I wonder if Wendy likes bananas?

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>>17122158
>I want to FUCK this Miata, holy shit.

/o/ in one post.

>>17113315
But what about your greasy hands and fingers?

The other problem is the trash which many people toss out their window after being done eating in their car. One time, a car in the middle of the freeway had trash pushed out the window that almost hit my car.

Eating in the car clearly means a big growth in roadside litter.

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>>17122158
this miata got FUCKED.

>>17129684
>this miata got FUCKED
The miata is sitting there with its tires splayed out.
Leaking fluids.

>>17129684
poor little guy
just wanted to be a good car

>>17125637
I'm struggling to see why you actually care about this.

>>17130292
Haven't you ever had an argument that got hotter and hotter? Then the original point is lost and it became more important to win the argument than it was to be correct.

There's also arguments where both sides are wrong because they are using different dictionaries or different levels of detail. Depending on the level of detail, the answer to the yes/no question can be either yes or no. Another problem is some people deliberately use sophistry to take the solution out of the big picture solution and into the micro-analysis realm where a different answer results.

Example of people who never lied but used different perspectives of detail to arrive at different answers for the same problem: I shot moot. He died. I did not kill him. The coroner analysis for cause of death was blood loss from exsanguination. See, I didn't kill him. moot killed himself.

>>17129684
I want to kidnap whoever did this, tie them up in my garage and make them watch me slowly undo all of their cancer.

I just liked the picture and I wanted an excuse to post it so I made this thread.

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>>17125637
Tans are not a commercial publicity strategy at their core, similar how jingles were not all about selling you shit though catchy music when they started

Recently you may have seen more companies creating tans based on their product to appeal to their target demographic (Pic related are the microsoft product tans), but just because they are being commercialized now, doesn't mean the whole idea of them is a commercial one

Also its a fucking meme, people like it so they repost, stop being so angry at the world

>>17130832
No seriously, i just got into this thread and there's all this autistic complaining about corporate bullshit, when did i stumble into /pol/?

>>17130860
I actually misread your post and thought you were the dumbass whining about "shills" so I deleted my post.
It's not even a /pol/ thing at this point. He's just an idiot.

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>>17130879
Fair enough, no worries mate.

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>>17130292
>I'm struggling
You absolutely are. And why wouldn't the bottom feeder in the chain of "offensive corporate deception" struggle? The only way he can make a living is to repeat a small procedure over and over for piecemeal like a robot and is yet saddled with the responsibility of taking all the backlash and having to formulatecustom 'humanized' responses. Everyone can tell he's struggling from his overuse of his guidebook material. Take a break from the shilling, rediscover yourself. Evaluate the direction your life is going, for your sake, not ours.
>>17130810
This. This post is that cancer.

>>17131241
In layman's terms, please.

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>this thread is still alive

that is sad and hilarious

>>17131497
It's pretty hot too

>>17131497
>sad and hilarious
welcome to 4chan

>>17129410
>use a napkin
>dispose of trash properly next time you stop
>some of us are actually responsible
And use rubber floor mats in case the waste bag will be in the floor for a bunch of miles.

>>17110060
>Do you eat in your car?
As with most clean people, the answer is NO. Even with clean M&M candy, people have dropped them and then stepped on them to make a mess. Someone even dropped one into the shifter!!! That sucked!!! But there might be the occasional guest in the car that cannot be told No and cannot be kicked out of the car. In that case, I am stuck with the situation.

The best approach is to creatively find ways to be unavailable if a slob wants to ride in the car with you.

>>17134604
>occasional guest you cannot kick out

Fucking lol, I'd tell my own mother to get out if she eats one more piece of food in my car.

>>17122197
Company that runs their social media started fucking about. People started making memes and this sort of shit. Social media guy's validated them so it became a thing.

>>17120418

Damn carls jr. needs to build better wendys combating bots.

In other news eat Arbys.

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>>17110060
No... I don't eat.

>>17122158
>FUCK

Fuck, dude.

>>17126785
That bottom pose gets me so hard.

>>17130754
Fucking chuckled, did not see that ending.

>>17131497
/o/ is a medium-slow board.

As long as your thread at least gets 1 reply every 24 hours, it should stay up.

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>>17135084
>As long as your thread at least gets 1 reply every 24 hours,
No, threads have died in less than an hour when alphonse and other trolls post a surge of new spammy threads. They still post a lot of spam to make the more useful or informative threads fall off the board. Info threads with answers to problems tend to be slow and have less spammy retorts in them to stay alive, so they can die sooner than joke threads.

The spam threads, the chicken threads, and other useless threads are examples of how the trolls game the rules to make a thread that is technically legal but still has no real content. Because people keep naively posting in them, the spam threads stay alive and drive off the good threads.

>>17122158
>>17120188
HHHGGGG

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>>17122158
>>17120188
>>17136137
Reminder

>>17110060

I bet she takes Dave's juicy triple on a daily basis.

>>17122197
More like a shit post

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>>17110060
>Do you eat in your car?

Of course. Two meat curtains to go.

>>17110060 >>17136266
>Do you eat in your car?
>I bet she takes Dave's juicy triple
Even the double makes the bun fall apart, so eating Wendy in a car would be far too messy.

>>17110060
>Do you eat in your car?
Not me nor other people and I don't even need to tell them. Most fast food or pizza drips juices or sprays crumbs. And the fast food bag often gets grease soaking through it. And it's impolite for all the passengers to be eating and the driver cannot because that is distracted driving which has a law against it.

>>17120109
fuck I wish someone would pay me to post on 4chan

>>17122197
Because their Twitter account maintainer decided to be funny instead of boring and talked enough trash that people decided to share it, and that made millions of people think of Wendy's again.

>>17139787
Where the fuck are you going that fast food grease goes through the bag? Holy shit dude go somewhere else.

Not allowing people to eat in your car is so autistic.

>>17140548
All four of those are too juicy and messy to eat in my car, so I'd pass on all four.

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>>17140538
>Where the fuck are you going that fast food grease goes through the bag?
Lots of places use wrappers instead of boxes. Those are pretty leaky. Fries also spill or move around. This is the USA. It's not like China where higher quality considerations has McDonalds using boxes to hold fries without greasing things up. China's standards are higher than in the USA.

Chinese anime companies are allowed to sell product placement. One current anime features only McDonald's products. Is tehre even such a thing as Wendy's in China? It never seems to get any advertising in any anime show unlike other brands.

>>17110060
Every now and then I'll eat in my car. Last time was about 2 months ago and was a Taco Bell Griller.
>tfw no mess from Taco Bell

Only when I don't have time to assemble a lunch in the morning, I'll go get a cheap triple cheeseburger from McDs since they've been steeping up beef quality over the last two or three years and it's enough meat to keep me going the rest of the workday. The burger stays completely in the paper wrapper when eating, all trash goes back into the bag, and the bag gets tossed at the earliest opportunity.

>>17110060
I eat, drink, fuck, shit, piss, and sleep in my car.
Sometimes all at once!

>>17143725
>Sometimes all at once!
So, you were sleeping with Wendy which means you were eating and fucking her but as to piss and drink, what's that about?

>>17110060
I eat ass in my car

>>17143946
You piss in her ass and then drink her squirt after she orgasms.

>>17119637
Hondata has a tune for it that bumps the power up to 220bhp, plenty more than the FiST

>>17125851
cause they don't cut corners

>>17120418
Do you say everything that comes into your head?

>>17122133
>I abso-fucking-lutely cannot believe this Wendy's social media shill has gotten so many fucking replies.
Including yours dumbass. You don't even know how stupid you look adding the OP post number.

>>17112382
3k civic

>>17144010
wanna see some automotive incest experiences greentexted by u bro, got a boner thinking about ass and piss

I ate a crunchwrap once on the way home from buying it, because I was starving.

>>17144032
I'd need to chase that with their Baconator.

half way through this thread i forgot that i was in /o/

>>17110060
I eat out my car if that counts.

>>17130810
Esurance did this years ago but stopped when they saw all the porn of Erin.

>>17136179
>Cars came out in 2006
>Miatas came out in 1990
Mia and Tia were 16 at the oldest

>>17146634
Porn means it's working

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>>17146634
>Esurance did this years ago but stopped when they saw all the porn of Erin.
It was probably more the fact that around the time that Erin stopped, Flo took over because Progressive had purchased esurance.

As for Flo, evidently she had done other things before being the spokesmodel for Progressive.

>>17110109
I get you man

I use to sleep in my mazda 3's trunk

>>17146642
Its not the age. Its the miles.

They were probably well worn in hores.

Yes because I'm not a fat slob American with an inability to put food in my mouth without spilling grease and gravy everywhere

>>17147899
If you searched for Esurance 10 years ago 9 of the top 10 results were porn

>>17110060
I'm not a kid, so i can consume a donut/kebab/sandwish without making a huge mess everywhere. I usually avoid messy food though, no chocolate bars or whatever.

Is it okay to want to be choked by those thighs?

>>17137421

wtf, when did Wendy start dealing in sick burns

>>17149784
>when did Wendy start dealing in sick burns
For a period of time, Wendy's had a twitter that had a sharp sense of humor. Unlike other companies that are apologetic, Wendy's didn't feel they had anything to apologize over as they were confident of their product.

>>17113132
>MAX POWER MAXIMUM AND HIGHER
>MAX POWER

Is this a Simpsons reference?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRlfPQYbCQU

I think 4chan culture is the new way to effectively market your brand in the modern climate.

I would have never given Wendy's a second thought, and haven't in many years, if it weren't for some nigh-irrelevant post on /o/ bringing it to my attention, now I can't help but give Wendy's attention.

There is no such thing as bad publicity.