My wife is 7 months pregnant with a little girl and I was just wondering what are some cool car names I could give her?
Mercedes and Calais come to mind.
328is
I always liked Camry for a girls name.
>>17109653
One's that sound like actual names like modena.
>>17109646
>I want my daughter to be a stripper
Just name her Mercedes or Lexus, you know you want to.
why not Angela, Pamela, Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, or Jessica?
Greyhound(ela)
>>17109646
Titan XD
>>17109679
Oldsmobilia
>>17109646
>naming your daughter after a car/manufacturer
She's not even born yet and you're already setting her up for a job in the sex industry.
At least use one that's actually an ordinary given name, like Silvia.
>>17109669
I wouldn't care if she was a stripper if she was the smart kind that buy houses with the money.
The dumb kind that waste their money on drugs and partying would make me ashamed.
Elizabeth.
Classic, powerful female name.
>>17109646
White trash the post.
I've personally contemplated 2017 Kia Optima Plug-in Hybrid for my future kin.
>>17109692
Silvia is a drag queen name.
So is gloria.
>>17109646
people are just gonna make fun of it because "hurrr shes easy to ride"
t. girlfriend's sister has a "car" name
>>17109692
Shit... Silvia actually sounds nice for a girl.
>>17109646
Leganza.
Chevroletta
Hummerella
Priuscilla
>>17109646
I've always wondered, if you cum in your wife while she's pregnant... Aren't you technically giving your daughter a facial?
>>17109646
Grand Cherokee
1991 DAIHATSU CHARADE
International Harvesterita
>>17109709
>>17109646
name her sw20 then
ur welcome op
Twingo
Twinga
Berlinetta
>and this is our daughter, 1994 EG Hatch With A Couple Of Simple Mods
>>17109834
/thread
GUILA TWINGO-TRUENO (lastname)
Treequinox
Supra
>>17109646
>a little girl
Is this implying it's Chad's?
Celica
Miura
Female, not stripper-y, not common, the car itself is a fucking work of art and she should be honored to be named after it.
Just name her cum dumpster because that's what she'll turn into with you as the father
this fucking thread
>>17109646
Escort
FiST
Abartha
Levina
Carrera
>>17109698
Literally all races of low class burgers do this.
>>17110083
Don't do it OP, this is my daughter's name already.
>>17110123
>anime trash
Leave
>>17110127
OP posted anime trash first, fuckass.
>>17110133
Yeah but jojo's okay, whatever little girl trash you posted needs to gtfo
>>17110149
>being this much of a newfag
>>17110149
>shitposting against Yotsuba&
Where am I? Hold me
>>17110123
cuck this anon, OP
>>17109863
>>17109708
sylvianne is nice
Sellica
>>17110081
Threekayhonda
>>17110191
Another vote for Silvia.
>>17109760
You need to learn human anatomy
>>17109646
Sebring
>>17109646
Edsel, Milan, Caprice, Belvedere, Twingo, Trebant, Tureno, Prowler, Roadmaster, Lumina, and Bonneville are all good
>>17109646
C A T A L I N A
(nickname Cat)
It's perfect.
>>17110225
So you're cumming on your daughter's ass then?
Nissan$200Lease4Niggers McNiggerBitch. Aka IBLOWNIGGERSBECAUSEDADNAMEDMEAFUCKINGCAR
>>17109646
put her up for adoption
>>17109646
Victoria
Short for Crown Victoria
If you are a interracial couple, you can name your girl Capuccino.
Otherwise, I think https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Carina
Is /thread.
>>17109669
One of the customer service reps for Super Bright LEDs is a black woman named Lexus. When my shipment didn't show up she talked to her manager and was able to just re-ship my whole order for free. Both orders ended up showing up, so I had double of everything. Pretty chill
Panamera
>>17109646
Trailer trash shouldn't have children
I've always thought about naming my future daughter "Camry". Hopefully Camrys are discontinued by then.
>>17109708
and so is Lola
Camaro 2SS 1LE
Giulia/Julia is the best option
>>17110093
underrated
Supra
Riviera
>>17109708
Wasn't that the stage name of the main character's stripper friend in Overrev?
>>17109646
Elaine, elise espirit.
Nissan Skyline BNR34 GT-R
>>17109646
3 K C I V I C
K
C
I
V
I
C
>>17110634
Yes, it was her stripper name. That is a good manga. I need to pick it up again. I was only able to download the first 6 volumes though and it left off on a cliffhanger.
Miata
>>17109646
Geetee r
Elise or Christine would be good
250 GT California Spyder SWB
>>17110111
Australians too,
>>17109723
King of the hill reference.
Do you know some people don't get that KOTH pokes fun at red necks?
Like how do you actually watch that and not understand they are making fun of red necks?
>>17110828
do aussies ever name their daughters Sheila?
>>17110828
No shit? Do you guys have any Holdens lel, or is it just all the same uppity bitch shit we get here too, like Mercedes, Lexus, etc.
>>17109671
u n d e r r a t e d
>you realize every feminine car name is either a stripper or dragqueen
really does gargle my harble
>>17110859
>>17109710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfVaommgPLU
That's all I can think of when I meet someone named silvia.
>>17109646
Shelby
>>17109646
Zoey
Julia
Miata
Elise
Alpina
Giulietta
Octavia
Felicia
>>17110895
>Alpina
Would motorboat her DDs.
>>17110887
I knew a Shelby who only talked about how she was going to own a '65 Shelby GT350 one day.
I bet her dad was proud.
>>17110895
>Felicia
>>17110641
V. Spec II Nür
>>17110838
My grandma's name was Sheila. It was obviously more common in the 1920s.
>>17109646
>Mercedes
Mercedes are you having a nigger baby
elise, evora
>Car names for my daughter?
>>17110895
>Octavia
That's not bad actually.
>>17109646
Jetta
Or Calibra
>itt
Just name her Cinnamon or Candy or something so she doesn't have to come up with a stripper name when she's 16.
>>17109863
call her vroom like car noise you america
SILVIA
Well honda suzuki and mazda are all good names since theyre actual names. Holden as a first name sounds cool, so maybe Holden Suzuki as a full name?
VL Calais Turbo
Astra
>>17111016
>Honda is an actual name
>Being in the western world
no one will think normal name if you call your kid honda
3k civic
obviously
>>17111010
>daddy why is my middle name "eighty"
>>17111010
This or Savannah (another name for the FC)
>>17111010
SILVIA
>>17111048
jesus christ the 90s were dumb as shit, fuck nirvana and the rest of those sad sack assholes for ruining the party and post punk can suck my dick
STI, so she knows her life path
>>17111056
u ok?
also check out that datestamp
>>17110836
oh no shit, ya mean to tell me a show about rednecks in Texas would make fun of rednecks in Texas?
no shit! next thing you will tell me is that water is wet, and youre a fag.
>>17110651
Its still not fully translated, shame
Don't know why its so underrated when compared to initial d, ryoko's arc of getting into cars via both driving and wrenching is really relatable
>>17109646
Dorifta
Alexis
>>17111075
End my life fampai.
seconding modena
>>17109646
Alfa.
GEE TEE ARU
Sera
>>17109646
R18 E-tron Quattro
>>17111149
MISUFUAIARINGU SHISUTEMU works too
Integra
Fleetwood
Julia, nothing to do with a certain rwd sedan
This thread is ridiculous. I bet your daughter will be fat ugly and will move slowly. Call her Prius.
>>17111296
that's my cat's name
>>17109646
Geoff
>>17110081
This.
>>17109646
hachi roku
Miata or just Mia ? Only you will know
>>17109646
Lancia Delta Integrale HF 16V
>>17111512
or eunos roadster
Sprinter Trueno AE86
>>17110912
More Felicia
>>17110836
I wasn't referencing KOTH. I was referencing the horrid piece of shit known as the Daewoo Leganza.
Ranevo or Mishfiringu
>>17109863
>she's had more plastic surgery than Michael Jackson
Dawn like the Rolls
>>17110519
Underrated post, a true a music fan you are.
>>17109646
Oliver.
Giulietta/Julietta
Middle name Spiderveloce
>>17109693
Kill yourself you retarded fuck
sonata
Car names are for niggers. If you are not one, I hope she sets your crotch on fire and puts it out with a sledgehammer.
If you are, steer into the skid and name her LaQueefa.
>>17109671
nice
>>17111322
yes do this op. Classy as fuck name
>>17109646
Twingo.
Audi Ur quattro
>>17109646
Bucephalus
Fiero
Then make her get a boobjob
>>17109698
What do you say, Daneesha?
1996 Dodge Ram
Dodge Stratus
>>17109646
2004 Ford Ranger FX4 Level 2.
>>17110083
Totally sounds like a stripper name.
Trabant
I've been wondering for a long time if I should name my daughter after a Japanese battleship. Fuso and Yamato are the main contenders right now.
>>17112133
Name her Yamato so she can blow the hell out of me
>>17112155
you mean be a fat useless turd that gets rekt
>>17112161
I mean yeah, but I just had to say it.
>>17112161
I see her more as a curvy girl with some massive guns.
>>17109693
Lmao, GL on your parenting.
>>17112169
Because he wouldn't mind her working for her money?
>>17112161
This is the only problem in my opinion. Anyone with a sense of knowledge can put 1+1 together and go with the fat and slow memes.
I was going along the lines of strong, determined and beautiful myself.
>I named my daughter after a car because I'm a real Car Guyâ„¢
I hate reddit autism.
Have you ever raced in your life? Built engines? Spent the majority of your life, time, and money doing something in this sport or hobby? Do it professionally?
No, you probably fanboy production cars. Stop the madness my man.
>>17109671
Is she Baby #5?
Name her Corvette, so she can have an intense lesbian rivalry with a girl named GTR.
>>17112384
Damn, animu about cars being qt grills when
>>17112443
Subaru already made one. It's a magical girl anime, and their wands make boxer engine noises.
>>17112453
Are you serious?
Guess I'm not buying that GC8 I was looking at.
>>17112483
>Are you serious?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx9FfZOcb_E
>>17109669
>>17110840
>>17110983
>Mercedes
>lul u name grril after car?!!
Retards like you make me sick.
>>17109646
Accord.
>>17110093
lol
>>17112502
What the fuck, I love Subaru now.
>>17111069
Not him but water isn't wet.
Something that has water on or in it may be wet, but water per se isn't wet, because it's fucking water and water on water is simply water, not wet water.
Edsel
>>17112727
What about water on an ice cube?
Sierra.
>>17112768
Then you better run away from that nigga.
>>17112768
>>17112768
That is interesting, and you're quite the smartass, but the principle remains somewhat the same.
An ice cube can be teoretically dry, as in all his H2O molecules are stable in solid form, and none of them breaks the hexagonal reticule in which they are disposed while being "ice".
The same ice cube can be wet in the moment it has non solidified water on it.
That's because "water" is the name we give to Dihydrogen monoxyde in liquid form, which differs from "Ice", as the name of its solid form, so something wet is irrevocably something that has liquefied H2O in it or on its surface.
>>17112872
That's an awful lot of words in reply to something that I giggled while typing.
>>17112902
and I appreciated the pun, but then being this 4chan you never know if someone is joking or is really that stupid
>>17109646
Mercedes is cool if you live in somewhere like Spain. but do your daughter a favor and put her a normal name, because people with strange names get bullied in school and people make fun of them when they are adults.
>>17109710
it's a pretty common name here in Spain, it's very cool
>>17112502
fucking Japs man
>>17111512
Miata is a stripper name, but maybe it'd be ok if you make sure she always goes by Mia.
>>17112384
>this actually happens later in the future
>they end up racing each other at a school track meet
>the one named GTR breaks her ankles and knees on take off
>the one named corvette passes out on take off from heat stroke
Kek
Cosmo would be cool for a boy, maybe even for a girl.
>>17113733
Wanda for the girl XD
>>17113744
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking this
Aurora
>>17112503
OP said Mercedes first, fuckass.
Name her Turbo
Great name for someone with ADHD or a puppy.
Dacia Sandero
Another vote for giulietta, or giulia
I think it's a nice sounding name
name her Lada, she will thnk you because she will look the same for 30 years
>>17112872
Science makes some girls wet, it turns others to ice.
>>17112502
Carrera
>>17110083
puked a little
>>17115199
>>17109646
Z4 Drive35is
>>17115224
Is that an approving anime face or disapproving?
[spoiler]I would actually name my daughter this[spoiler]
>>17115263
Maybe you should reverse search the image and find out, new friend.
>>17115263
She looks like she got asked to do a bunch of shitty paperwork that's due very soon for her job in a futuristic elf attorney's office.
Like, it's all easy and trivial but it's extremely urgent, so she is all like "fuuuuhk'
>>17112798
Second this
>>17109646
>>17109653
>318ti
>>17109646
Eleanor?
>>17109646
Opel
Miata but call her Mia.
Or Roxanne but call her rx for short. Maybe seven can be her middle name. Like George would want
>>17115409
Wow you just ruined the name mia for me
>>17115411
I hope you meet the love of your life and her name is Mia.
>>17110840
Theres girls named Calais. Which is the more luxury version of the the holden commodore.
Bogan's often call change the spelling of their kids names to make them unique.
rebecca become rebekah for example.
other common names for bogan kids are
Jayden
Krystal
Harley
and things like that...
Anglia
>>17109646
Spyker 'Laviolette'
>>17115453
>Bogan's often call change the spelling of their kids names to make them unique.
Hey, our white trash, mexitrash, and niggers do this too. Funny how they seem to act the same all across the board.
>>17115263
What is a filename, for 400, Alex?
>>17109646
270z
>>17115963
>270z
>2
>70
>>17112502
Japanese people were a mistake...
>all these posts and no Testarossa
>>17116272
Only if shes ginger
>>17112502
Now this just feels lewd.
EITTO SICKSHU
>>17115329
MFW Eleanor is my top girl baby name and I completely forgot about this.
The fiance and I are just big history buffs and respect the shit out of Eleanor Roosevelt.
>>17109646
Name daughter Corinne, call daughter Cory/Cori, buy C5 Corvette.
On her 18th birthday you unveil "Cori's Vette".
BONUS, by that time most of the boomers will be dead and you can finally get a C5 for under 10K
>>17110093
Weeew haha
>ITT: People who should NEVER have children.
>>17110093
>>17112872
>>17112768
WRX STI
>>17118253
like your mum
>>17109646
(Scion) XD
>>17109646
Pussy-Wagon
Allison bump
>>17109646
Miscarriage
/thread
>>17110519
>>17111824
I know what I am, and I am a man, and so is Lola.
>>17110828
u wot, m8?
How did none of you fuckers mention Testarossa?
Probe.