hypothetically lets say i have a friend, and he owns a sports

>>17109595
this isn't /o/ related. go to /b/.

>>17109621
ill take my chances here, pls no bully

>>17109595
>>>/x/

>>17109651
theres nothing to do with spells and magic and shit. help please

>>17109719

>>>/mlp/

>>17109742
:/

>>17109595
>>17109746
no papers then he doesn't own it
if no witnesses then he can't get in trouble for an unregistered vehicle and property damage.
also if a bike is stolen it normally only gets found as an abandoned wreck.
if the bike was fine he'll probably never see it unless it's wrapped around a tree

There never was a bike.

>>17109595
The enterprising gentleman stealing the bike might have been your biggest blessing. Get your ass to the hospital and get your injuries treated. If you hit something hard enough to pass out, chances are you have a more serious injury.
Don't worry about charges. Just say you were fucking around on a motorcycle and crashed. Doctors don't tell the police anything unless you walk in with gun shot holes.

>>17111130
Directed by M Night Shyamalamadingdong

>>17109595
Get your fucking license.

>>17109595
Odds are he'll never see the bike again however:

He can file a police report and simply state it was stolen from his property based on the VIN.

The police wouldn't know that he wrecked with out registration and license, and its not illegal to have a bike and it not be registered or have license provided there's no proof he was riding it.

Now if he doesn't even have a paper title to the thing, then the bike is good as gone and he can't even file a police report.

>>17109595
> no papers
Bike, if recovered, is returned to the legal owner. Any contact with the police would end up with 'your friend' being arrested for driving without license/insurance, criminal damage to the fence and the road, and for either theft of the bike or receiving stolen goods.

>>17112730
His friend could just say the thief hit the fence with it.

>>17109595
Your friend should accept his loss and move on. Hell get fucked by the police for riding without papers etc.

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>>17109595
Can someone explain to me what that picture is about? Please no bully

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>>17111111
How did this go unchecked?

>>17112787
le ebin old ghost photo

except it's the moron's wife, discoloration makes it look like some gray entity or ayy lmao

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>>17111111
checked

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>>17109595
>hypothetically lets say i have a friend

>>17114992
It's even worse than the good old SWIM, kek
people actually think this sort of stuff limits their incrimination

>>17112882
but it doesn't even resemble something supernatural

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>>17111111
checked