>At red light >Look left >See this What do?

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Lol.

Rev and proceed to show her proper cornering on the touge.

try really hard to get her number

chuckle at the ears

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>>17104474
She's a massive butterface

Look closely

Even through the helmet you can see her eyes are slightly uneven, her nose is oversized and her eyebrows aren't straight

Would NOT bang this girl, not even if you paid me

Pull out my dick and overtly start jerking off.

>>17104474
Celty?

FUCKING FURFAGS REEEEEE

>>17104474
wonder where her protection is at, then wonder if she's doing it for attention, then shake my head and ignore her.

unzip cock and sex her real good

>>17104600
good work dude I almost fapped

>>17104600
>taking her helmet off
what r u a fag?

>>17104600
Holy fuck if it wasn't for that fucking red circle I would have never known. Upvoted xD

>>17104855
girls always dress to get attention from males

>>17104474

Why you autists hate everything fun?

I think she's cute. If I was on my bike too, I'd try and get her to go do whoolies and hooligan around town with me.

>>17104956
>Why you autists hate everything fun?
virgins

>>17104965

Truth, everybody talking shit on her does so because they automatically assume a cute girl would be automatically disgusted by them and not refuse to talk.

Truth is, their right! Women can spot the difference so easily. It's blindingly obvious to them:

>> desprate "nice guy" tier incel

vs

>> random dude who just wants to be friendly

What makes it hillarious is the former category is totally blind to which group they fit into or don't think women can tell the difference, even though they might as well have it tattooed on their forheads. That's why they have a bad impression of women and say mean things about them.

>>17104474
Remember this is a frontpage Reddit repost.

>>17105012
>implying youre alpha
>shit posting on /o

best joke ive heard in forever thanks for the laugh

>>17105110

Every once in a while, normal people with actual lives drop by.

Maybe he's one of them.

>>17105110
>you have to be alpha to talk to women

>>17104474
Load it with babies.

how many threads like this are you planning to make?

>>17104474
Wonder what turn I made to end up in east europe.

>>17104956
I dont get the fun in a girl wearing a skin suit with helmet ears
Don't fuck with me bitch im already late to work

>>17105347
She's cute

>>17105347

Reddit seems kind of divided on it.

1% think it's a cosplay - apparently there was an anime character with a cat ears helmet.

1% think it's some kind of leather skinsuit fetish or furries thing.

98% don't give a fuck and think it's fun/cool.

And who are you kidding? You don't have a job.

keep looking

>>17104474
crash into and rape

>>17104474
After having made the first eye contact, I'd pretend that she doesn't exist and I'd keep nervously looking in front of me like the autist I am, waiting for the green light.

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>>17104474
If I was on my bike I would go ride with her. Kinda weak Celti but I can look past that

I would tuck my dick in since I am clearly a faggot in a cage. I would love to smell her toes after she spends an hour in the suit on a hot summer day. Motorcycle master race.

>>17104474
>those 2-3in chicken strips
lel fuck off poser

Clearly the answer is shitpost.

Would definitely try to engage in.some sort of hoonage and foolery.

>>17104474
saw this on reddit, how do i updoot it on here too?

>>17105858
I hated most of that anime towards the end and the faggot that started the group and the pacing of it was out of wack in some episodes

raep

>>17104600
You do realize that a full face helmet like that, if it's properly fitted, fits snugly around the face enough to cause some bit of shifting in the tissue around the cheeks right? She could be a perfect 10 under there and you'd never know it

How in the fuck did no one recognize the Celty cosplay?

I think Celty was skilled enough to not have chicken strips, though

>>17106709
After googling I can inform you of the following;

1. /o/ is full of faggots but not the kind of specialized faggots that watch anime

2. /o/ is full of faggots but not the kind of specialized faggots that think bikers are anything but subhuman

So ignorance to irrelevant cultures is the answer.

>>17106709
>How in the fuck did no one recognize the Celty cosplay?
I don't go to reddit so I don't know who that is.

>>17104474
Isn't that cosplay from Daidara?

>>17104500
Call me a pussy all you want but this is why I'm not a bikefag. Goddamn that looks painful

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>>17106836
Then wear gear dipshit. And don't ride like you're Marquez.

>>17106836
Gear matters. I've crashed mine and I still have all my skin that was under my gear. I did loose some leg skin cause jeans. Lesson learned and have been a hoping for bike pants. That only happens to squids

>>17106836
Pussy. It doesn't happen if you don't skimp out on buying and actually wearing proper gear.

>>17106072

>>17104600
I'd keep the helmet on desu

>>17107021
I wear all gear but hate motor pants.

I've been seriously tempted to sew some cordura shit to the ass of some work pants to avoid either losing booty meat or my dignity by wearing 14lb Power Ranger armored trousers.

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>>17107499
I was lucky cause I didn't slide very far. Don't even care what I look like in a power ranger suite. Won't be doing that again that shit stings

>>17104600
Bruh, just fuck her with her helmet on.

>>17107523
I should have taken a pic of my dick after my last wreck. Apparently that part of my anatomy was what removed the mirror from my Ducati when I went over the bars. It was a pretty gnarly shade of purple for a while.

I still wear the jeans that I had on in that accident. Just one tiny hole near a pocket.

Wish her luck
Motorcycles are a death wish. If a loved one of yours has bought one, spend some time with them. It is a cry for help.

>>17104602
I amazed it took so many responses to get here.

>>17104474
she rides kawasaki Z series, fucking normie.

jk, chat her up and find the reason why she doesnt wear motorcycle jacket is what i do.

>>17107893
oh nooo, its retarded.
fcking pussy.

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>>17107893
8/10 replies will come

>>17105529
Celty from Du Ra Ra Ra

>>17108172
>ages
>11-16
FUCK

>>17104474
Turn left

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>>17105529
They're probably talking about Celty. Her helmet looks way different though.

Still, this girl is clearly doing it for fun. Those cat ears would catch so much fucking wind though.

I unironically want to graft on functional nekomimi vents on my helmet.

>>17108258
So do I, but they'd be a pain in the ass to do right. Plus it'd catch wind pretty bad, even with proper venting.

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I look at her with the face portrayed in pic related.
Most likely let the engine die or I rev up too much when launching because the autism just hit me.

And it's hitting me now.
This picture is getting my autism pretty high.

>>17104474
Rev bomb the hell out of this shit while telling her to 'get a real bike, fagget'

>>17104474

Why sub 100lb chicks ride big 400lb sport bikes is beyond me. They're not strong enough to use even a 10th of the bikes performance. She looks like she's going to come apart in a crash. I'm sure the paramedics will have a laugh when they eventually find her head and helmet and see the stupid cat ears.

>>17108352
Don't cut yourself on all that edge

>>17108336
What's your idea of a "real bike"? Just curious.

*dick hits windshield wiper stalk*

>>17106836
It's just skin. Road rash is almost nothing.

The real bad shit happens when you hit a curb, tree, sign, car, guardtail, the wheels on a semi, etc. Road furniture is designed to safely stop cars, not human bodies. $1000 of gear will save your skin in a slide and maybe even your bones in a tumble, won't save you from that.

Yes, the state could redesign road barriers and swap ditches for gravel traps. No, they won't spend billions so 0.1% of road users are less likely to die from voluntarily using a completely optional alternative vehicle.

>>17108421
it's a spin on a harley guy i met revving the fuck out of his engine and telling me on my honda to Get a real bike and calling me a fag

>>17108462
kek
What is red line on a Harley engine anyway? Like 7K?

>>17104600
since when does butterface = deformed/ugly?

it just means that person has an oily face, you know, like butter...........

>>17108275
You could probably put louver-like lateral vents in the backs of the ears and the wind would flow straight through them. That way it's not 100% full blast onto your scalp.

>>17108462
Sounds like a guy stuck in high school.

>>17108473
Butterface = but her face = she's got a hot body, but her face

>>17106836
thats not even bad road rash lol. youre a huge pussy

>>17108172
>>17108198
Im 42 and i want this

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This is the second time in two days that this picture is appearing here. This portrays a woman doing sexual wrongdoings showing off and making people embarassed. Answering you, OP, I would call the cops because this woman is clearly commiting a crime against the public dignity.

Delete this, OP.

>>17106072

>>17108510
>biting this hard

>>17104500
Is that his hip bone or did his skin turn white under the roadrash?

>>17104474
Make fun of her chicken strips

>>17104474
>Look at her
>She looks back
>Give her a nod
>She does that giggle-smile-head toss thing
>wait for light to be about to turn green
>take my left hand off my bar.
>reach over.
>hit her kill switch.
>ride away.

>>17108527
Right? I'm second guy you quoted and I'm 30.

>>17108794
Having this happen to me before. Fuck you

>>17106072

>>17108794
>>hit her kill switch
kek

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Immediately challenge her to a toe-gay battle because she had the nerve to look at me.

>>17104474
the ultimate Celty cosplay is this, only with an electric bike and a shell around the components to look like an engine.

>>17104474
continue masturbating

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>>17106746
>/o/ is full of faggots but not the kind of specialized faggots that watch anime
have you ever looked at the catalog? There's at least two Initial D-related threads up at any given moment.

>>17109235
only racing anime is relevant to /o/
Motorcycle Noises the anime is not about that

>>17108646
It's puss

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>Call her a faggot for not having a 5 foot futa dick
>Peel out in my 1992 Pontiac Bonneville blasting dated Skrillex

>>17104500
Sometimes I forget that there's only dust and pain down there on the ground.

>>17104600
elbows too pointy 0/10

>>17108352

Surely your girthy 250lb body can control a sport bike to it's full potential.

>>17109153
You'll win with those fucking chicken strips she's got.

>>17108456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foY8JihXdWc

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>>17104600
>Would NOT bang this girl, not even if you paid me

weirdo
the girl is cute, she's not overweight or anything

>>17104600
holy shit thank god i didnt jack off to this

>>17110581
Ouch.

>>17107893
Did you know that driving a car is also a deathwish did you know that going outside is also a deathwish.

>>17108212
>Those cat ears would catch so much fucking wind though

Would be good for hot days if you turned them into vents.

>>17110582
oh fug
I'm not the quotes but why a girl like this would mess with a shitbox owner like me? Her bike is too fast.

>rev engine or wave to get her attention
>ask if she wants to ride for a bit, safety in numbers etc etc
>pull over somewhere a bit later and try to get her number
that would be ideal. realistically i'd spaghetti the fuck outta it and stall my bike cause i'd be too nervous.

>>17111676
As a dude, I would totally wear cat ears if they were vents, because riding in 90f heat is murder.

I'm sure they'd make a really irritating whistling noise at speed tho, and also do odd things to the airflow when you turn your head.

>>17111708
best, realistic post in thread
99% of /o/ would drop the spaghetti hard

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>>17104600

>>17106836
pussy

>>17111848
>projecting

>>17108352
Danny Pedrosa must be a meme

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>>17104474

>>17112298

He's tiny but he's still got more muscle than her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRB2QTP8DpU

>>17104474
Ask where she got the ears for her helmet.

Side swipe her. Get out car. She realizes im dressed ss leatherface. Knock her out with my mallot.
Helmet keeps her skull safe. I drag her into van.
Van interior decorated with skulls and bones hanging by chicken wire. Have single hentai poster plastered on rear door. It attracts victims.
I cut her clothes off.
Rape her. She's chained down.
Make her suffer. Once she's raw, no longer wet, rape her anus.
Twist her nipples with wire cutters.
When she is resting I feed her.
2 for 20 at applebees.
Feed her my shit. Forgot to pull down her visor. She eats my shit. Im sorry.
Proceed to rape her again.
Once im finished with her I break her joints and leave her in front of a school.
I sell her bike. Buy chicken fingers.

>>17104474
Plow her mound in the street.

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>>17104474
I would spank that ass for sure

>>17112609
You're trying too hard

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>>17104474 >>17104600
>Would NOT bang this girl
I suspect the reason why so many people say they would not bang that girl is because she would not let them.

>>17112815
>implying that's going to stop me

>>17104600
Exactly, her ears are way too pointy

>>17104600
Lol. Nice filename. You baited a shitload of retards

>>17108456
>It's just skin. Road rash is almost nothing.

Yeah, because it's pretty cool to show everybody your scars in the swimming pool party or while fucking a girl

>>17112815
the snakeskin pattern makes it 1000% sexier

>>17104474
wonder why the light is so low

>Start revving engine
>https://youtu.be/tMWdQnl27Hc
>Race

>>17104474
>bike
wait for a turn and overtake her

>>17112283
what girl would you bang then?
round knees and huge love handles?

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>>17114741
>Furry tripfag falls for the bait

>>17110566
Even with a 92 automatic Camry with shot suspension and a transmission that doesn't want to shift out of gear until it hits 5KRPM?

Rush home to masturbate.

>>17112815
I'd bang her
but realistically I'd spaghetti a lot and would likely end in the friendzone(and because I'm a lazy fucktard who prefers to do ERP and jerk off than trying things IRL).

>>17112296
I'm speaking for myself.
I have problems with bikers too. It's one of the things that make me uneasy like tattoo parlors and skate shops.

>>17104474
Nice ears
>tips fursuit head

>>17112283
>being outside on a cloudy day
i actually lol'd

>at red light
>look left
>see this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9MAQkYzrwY


what do?