>The car honks it's horn when you lock it.

>>17096068
It's not their fault you look like a criminal.

>>17096068
BAKA
You should've installed forscan and adjusted the settings per your liking.

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>>17096068
>Car makes a quiet "Doot" noise when you lock it

T-thanks VW...

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>>17096068
>car has an alarm system

>>17096068
>car makes a generic boop-beep noise as known in tv series
>it's always soccer moms in malls

>hear alarm beep sound
>its a 1990s fiat or shitty run Down skoda

Like Who the fuck is going to steal your shitbox

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>car starts snoring when you lock it
#becausevolvo

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>having a car with power locks, power windows, alarm or key fob

>>17098224
Some of us have friends and passengers. If you did you'd understand.

>>17096068
I had a Mercedes which did this shit.

If I'm not wrong you can disable it from somewhere in the infotainment system.

>>17098662
then you don't belong here

>>17098224
>have all those
>never lock my doors or arm the alarm anyway

>>17098675
back to /r9k/

>>17098724
back to your high school whatsapp group

>>17098224
>he has doors and windows

lamo fukken cagers

>>17098062
>>17098062
what

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>walk past idling car in parking lot
>hear doors lock

But I'm not even black ;~;

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>>17096068
Fords only beep when you hit the lock button twice.

You can also change whether it unlocks the drivers door first or opens all the doors with one touch.

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>>17098676
>try to leave car unlocked because I just need to get something quick from my house
>car locks it's self anyway

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>tfw the fob on my outback is busted and if you unlock the doors with the physical key, it sets off the fucking alarm unless you previously lock it with the key instead of the power locks on the inside

>Lock doors
>Locks start locking and unlocking automatically really fast
>stops when I hit a bump going pretty fast

FIXED

>>17099902
>Fords only beep when you hit the lock button twice.
I think most cars do that, not just Fords. However, I noticed people doing it on purpose to make sure everyone around knows the car was locked. OP looks suspicious, so they do it more often around him.

>hit lock button on key when I'm inside the car
>open door when I get home alarm goes off keys already lost in my jacket pockets