ITT: Why
>>17095608
Big booty bitches!
>>17095608
THICC/10, would rear end
>>17095612
Please tell me that this is real and not a shoop.
>>17095616
Super Snek
>>17095608
>he wants 2 grand for it
>>17095656
Where is the engine located on that car, anon?
>>17095688
Front engine FWD Lambo, what else
>>17095616
that's actually hot
>spain
are they sand persons?
>>17095667
I want that so I can be king redneck
>>17095667
That grille is pretty sweet.
Flagger lady on my jobsite
>>17095874
>jobsite
Fucking pleb
>>17095770
dat bubba lip
>>17095616
Better than the Shelby f-150 now desu
>>17095874
more is more
>>17096260
I like the Late C1 style side vents.
>>17095626
Looks like a classic abbo hot box to me.
What's so weird about it?
>>17095667
So it costs $12000 to fill up, but you only have to do it once a year?
>>17095656
>t. koala fucker
>>17095874
Adding two more brake lights was a fairly common mod back in the day. Of course this was before the lights took up most of the ass.
>>17096843
get ready to sleep, doggo.
>>17096929
the FUCK is your problem?
he's just doing this faggot's job FOR FREE
>>17096946
well shit, i guess i better take him out as well.
>>17096952
>sam "pepe" hyde.jpg
>>17095763
>>17095770
>>17095770
>>17095763
>>17095763
>>17095770
As soon as I saw it I thought of that stupid indian cunt who made awful cars.
Turns out it's his design kek
Look up Chop Shop, a guy named LEEPU(in loo)
>>17095608
That's the first picture I've ever seen of it other than this one. Please tell me that's OC - for the love of god someone buy that and put the dick wheels on it lmao, it'll be a true masterpiece of fucking faggotry.
>>17098960
>filename
o-oh
Also, just found a video of it on my quest for moar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxVi_XYVwxg
>California plate
Why am I not surprised
>>17095608
Wow, someone actually made the Miata look good.
>>17095608
>>17097786
why do they have no taste?
>>17098983
>balls
it looks like ass lmfao
>>17098960
UHHHHHH THICKERRRRRR
>>17098960
THICCCC
>>17095612
Because of the Stradman. Pic unfortunately related
>>17100449
That car is dope as fuck, what the hell are you talking about?
>>17100596
>dope as fuck
>dope
Not today, anon
this thing is actually for sale right now
http://auto.mercadolibre.com.mx/MLM-577886231-gmc-kodiak-1993-toys-truck-diesel-_JM
>>17100596
>lamborghini gallardo with blue camo wrap
>dope as fuck
You need to be 18 to browse this board
This just went up on fb
>>17095763
>are they sand persons?
Pretty much. European version of mexicans.
>>17101971
>Alberta
I'm gonna assume the undercarriage is just rust at this point. Budget weight reduction!
>>17102025
Thats polish people actually.
>>17101876
>blue
I think you might be color blind that shits purple
>>17096843
>fender rolling
>>17103728
L O N G
O
N
G
>>17095626
>turn on A/C
>+5 HP
>>17103728
dat hideous panel gap and misaligned hood.
>>17095885
What's your profession then? Also have fun paying someone minimum 75$ an hour to change a plug in your house
>>17095684
For some reason this made me laugh more than the others.
>>17100449
I think I saw that car, at lease the same paint scheme with the Thule pod.
>>17095749
I don't get it.
Is it a VW rebadged as an Audi?
>>17095608
Kardashian designs a car.
>>17100449
It actually looks nice.
>>17096843
>RWB
>>17107120
>wiring the stinger leg to A-phase
>>17107316
Driving a vehicle like that on the snow isn't though.
>>17107369
>>17095608
>>17107228
>>17095749
>>17095770
seems legit
>>17107150
no, it's just a front grill cut off from an audi and literally slapped on a golf
>>17106320
B L A C K E D
>>17095667
What are those dual 150 gallon tanks?
>>17100449
>Pic unfortunately related
what? some wheels sitting in the snow?
>>17098960
HOLY SHIT SO T H I C C
>>17110553
I mean how else would you reach the grocery store in that monstrous pile
My face muscles are starting to hurt from all the cringing.
>>17101803
>300k price tag
How would it possibly be worth that much?
>>17111360
LOOKS LEGIT
>>17111414
He knows what he's got
>>17098983
When I saw the first pick I assumed it was a Photoshop. What the hell would come over someone to do this to a car.
>>17111360
>>17096929
Fucking autofag
>"Tasteful mods"
>"Lol everything is stock, I thought you were into cars dude"
>"I know what I got"
>>17111870
Truely the mark of taste and sophistication when your car cant navigate a puddle.
Some men ask 'why'.
Great men ask 'why not'.
Except for this thing, 'why' is entirely appropriate here.
I saved this one off the ads a while ago, you might actually still be able to buy it, it's somewhere in Germany.
>>17095885
yes, but he could be a pleb that makes far more money than you do at your IT job
people really underestimate blue collar work nowadays which is kind of saddening. Sure the work is hard but the payout is pretty fucking good and you get to do some really interesting stuff depending on your career
>>17095667
>>17112662
>>17112666
>>17112678
The four horsemen of the redneckolypse.
>>17112662
I wonder what kind of clothes one should wear while operating this vehicle.
>>17112720
I'd like to be one.
Looks like they know how to have fun.
>>17095667
look at that huge blindspot
surely this vehicle couldn't be road legal? no first world countries would let this travel on the roads
>>17112775
Courtesy of autoscout24.it
!!! CAUTION SPOOKY !!!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>>17095608
That's big blacks Miata. They used it for a viagra pitch
>>17112790
I have an immediate disdain for people who do that eyelash shit.
>>17112797
>doing this in a 90's GM car
GOOD IDEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEukgofjVoU
>>17112801
>road legal
sure
>no rollcage
>no lights
>no mirrors
>no seatbelt?
>not safe for pedestrians in crashed into
>
>
>>17112816
You can legally drive a tank on public roads in Britain.
>>17112822
>>17095874
ayy lmao
>>17112830
>>17112822
>doorknob
>telephone
>computer fan
>rubber ducks
Fuck off, pal. This is incredible.
>>17112840
>>17112848
>>17095667
>>17112840
at first I thought it's autism but then I saw the details and there's no way in hell this car isn't meant as ironic shitbox
>>17112854
>>17095608
does thay thing come with its own dildometer and 6 speed pulse action?
>>17112862
The fact that you even considered it to be serious confirms your own autism.
>>17112845
what about
>thermometers
>vandal proof surveillance camera
>auxiliary lights aimed too low
>smoke detector
>>17112859
Things made out of that kind of textured plate steel make my dick hard.
>>17112873
where do you think you are?
>>17103728
>the front fell off.webm
>>17112686
underrated post
>>17112921
>>17112666
That's just a custom trailer/camper built to match the hot rod, it does come off.
>>17112723
A denim suit, duh.
>>17107120
Implying that I also don't work in my own house, including electrical, and do all my own work on my car.
>>17112686
I don't underestimate it. I actually just hate the union types. "Oh, this guy knows all the same stuff and is willing to do the work for half of what another guy wants, but he doesn't have the blessing of a criminal organization."
>>17112929
>>17112873
Hello newfriend, got here through the new app?
have an entire thread of why >>17103604
>>17102046
>>Alberta
we need to stop funding this oil sands bullshit, coal is comin back
>>17098983
why is the head all dimpled and shit? is that acne?
>>17112929
how did they not set a fire?
>>17107391
Is this real life?
>>17113121
no its just fantasy
>>17111414
That is in pesos. Around 16k USD.
>>17113145
>worn out clutch.jpg
that's a brake rotor
>>17113186
I don't believe so
>>17113239
>obvious calipers and bolts
>obvious brake line
>obvious spring
>not a brake that's worn out
???
>>17095626
Is this the Dodge Demon?
>>17095635
it is real its from fantasy factory
its a mazda miata
>>17095612
OI CHUCK ER IN THE UTE EH
>>17095612
where da engine?
>>17107150
its a golf 3
>>17112662
That isn't the only one, anon
>>17112814
>>17112822
RIDERS ON THE STORM
>>17113186
Not anymore it isn't.
>>17102858
No, I'd say romanians
>>17112662
am i weird for actually kinda liking the aesthetics of this one?
>>17112662
>>17113356
hey fellas what's goin on?
>>17113559
9/10. Would buy.
>>17112802
>tfw no alfetta
JUST
>>17112804
THANKS MR SKELTAL
>>17113134
this is why people should not be allowed to do things
>>17112837
We all thought it, you actually said it
>>17112804
>mentally handicapped sticker
>>17112893
>>17113616
>PTLOSER
nice plate
>>17113559
Probably more reliable than the original rolls running gear.
>>17113356
Would drive/10
>>17112804
Shit lad I should have heeded your warning. Shouldn't have clicked that
>>17113511
nah mate, I like it too although the red one is better
those RRs were fugly as cars but their aesthetic suits a truck
>>17112822
>doorknob
>>17113134
This is by far the biggest automobile CLUSTERFUCK I have ever seen.
>>17113656
lel
>>17113616
Fuck you,I like it
>>17113134
literally "we put your car in a car"
>>17112814
WHAT
>>17112814
power steering pump went fucky?
>>17112814
>>17112814
>>17113284
hahaha well played
>>17110388
In Europe we call those Audi A3
>>17112662
hey, he turned a piece of shit into something useful
>>17095885
>>jobsite
>Fucking pleb
I have "jobsites" and i make more money than you. i'm 100% sure of it
Why?
>>17113868
Self imposed Jap regulations
>>17100449
I mean, it is 4 wheel drive
>>17113738
Love the Draguar
>>17112686
>yes, but he could be a pleb that makes far more money than you do at your IT job
No doubt. Also, 1000% less likely to be working under an "at-will" contract, a temporary agency, or end up being replaced by Ahmed and his cool clock.
I install and program robots/PLC/industrial automation. Shits considered Blue collar but I make six figures plus bonuses in Michigan, where cost of living aint a damn thing.
My brother is a senior creative director for Apple in Cupertino and is basically poverty tier, makes about the same pay
>LOL bay area property values, lol cost of living. Good luck affording a second car and powersports toys and a dual sport and 5 acres in your tech enclave.
10/10, delicious bait BTW
>>17112854
>brake cover slapped on the rim
this is amazing
>>17113846
What's a jobsite?
non-burger here asking, I wonder what's the difference between jobsite and workplace
>>17113868
>gt-r will never be able to catch a corvette swapped lotus
ayyyy alphonse btfo
>>17113949
everyone does
>>17113738
looks good, only missing this
>>17113991
jobsite typically refers to construction.
>>17113991
>difference between jobsite and workplace
workplace is like an office or retail estblishment
jobsite is construction or remodel
>>17114000
>>17114005
oh, interesting
>tfw civil engineering student
I'll laugh in the face of anyone that scoffs at being at a construction site. Also looking down on manual labor is for kikes.
>>17114000
>jobsite typically refers to construction.
>>17114005
>jobsite is construction or remodel
NO
I was doing on-site network admin in high school. Thats a "jobsite" since it isnt your main office.
Now I design automation and optimize/troubleshoot robots.... at jobsites.
fucking children in here
>>17114012
fuck yeah bro
>>17113971
the car would shake violently and perform hazardously at high speeds, wouldn't it due to it?
>>17114036
>it
lmao you're like a real tradesman :^)
>>17113738
From the thumbnail i was expecting some riced out mustang. I'm pleasantly surprised.
>>17113616
there is literally nothing wrong with destroying bad cars in silly ways
>>17095608
Does this count?
>>17112814
Fucking keks
>>17095763
Spaniards have a high opinion of themselves, they are prone to laziness and mediocre at most things they do.
So european mexicans.
>>17107391
I WANT THIS LONG-TRUCC IN MY LIFE
>>17114480
fuck off, it was a literal pajeet who made that abomination
>>17112814
Wow, it almost sounds like a helicopter.
>>17114434
jesus christ how horrifying
>>17114508
t. jordi
>>17113758
Power steering hoses swapped, so it assists opposite the direction of force, at which point it becomes a harmonic oscillator.
>>17095684
I want it, where is it.
>>17112893
Please tell me there is more
>>17114578
read the thread faggot, it was the guy from Chop Shop
also I'm not Jordi, I'm Mario
>>17114727
Oh shit, you wont believe me, but Mario was actually the first name I thought of.
Anyways, what I said is still correct Senor Mario.
>>17114595
kek. pretty neat.
>>17113846
>bold claim
>>17107391
I actually kind of want this.
>>17095667
>Aerodynamic penetration coefficient: BRICK
>>17114799
You mean coefficiant of drag?
>>17112929
>>17112921
Fucking how. Literally throw the butt out the window. They are designed to biodegrade quickly
>>17095608
>>17114739
That would be Signore Mario, but I was just memeing. I'm not Mario.
>>17114777
nice digits friendo
>>17114849
more like why not
I mean, it looks like an american version of the Ferrari Daytona shooting brake
>>17112814
>>17095608
I saw a pic on here like a year ago and I can't find it anywhere.
The pic of an anime body pillow in the passenger seat of an S2000. Does anyone know the pic I'm talking about and if so can someone post it?
>>17112814
>Could be that it's wet. I have seen dogs do that when they come out of the water.
kek
>2017 in the year of our Lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster
>Not having a Ferrari 412 work truck
>>17113918
yeah but you better hope there's a gently inclining ramp everywhere you go since it has about 1/4'' ground clearance
>>17101971
Shit $600? I'll take it!
>>17114434
what's the padlock buttons for?
>>17112640
He probably put his "Cold Air Intake" right up in the wheel well
>>17115266
central door locking?
>>17113134
we /madmax/ now
>>17112720
That got me
>>17101971
Shit. I live like 45 minutes from there and I'm looking for a cheap pos right now. I should call.
>>17112801
That's Edd China, innit?
>>17113453
is than an X Bow with a cabin bolted on
christ
>>17115996
it says polaris :^)
>>17114647
How can their be more if there were no survivors?
>>17112921
>Pontiac
Unless it was a GTO, nothing of value was lost.
>>17113616
This is a render
>>17116217
how do you tell pontiac from chevy?
>>17116894
When you have driven as many shitty, dirty and used cars that I have, you get a 6th sense for these things. Could be wrong though.
>>17096929
ATF please go and stay go
>>17097786
Didn't that street shitting mongrel have a TV show?
>>17112666
That's cool as fuck nigger
>>17112682
Why does this look like it was taken with a GameBoy camera
>>17114059
>High speeds
I don't think so.
>>17112775
Its just a suburban body on a c60, so its got exactly the same blindspot that every medium duty truck from that era has.
>>17112979
Its to stop them being replaced by H1b or mexican slave labor.
>>17117892
Yes, Chop Shop
>>17118498
kek
>>17112720
hot rods are not purely a redneck thing
>>17095749
Kek
>>17111360
Double nazi, or nazi combo
>>17112814
holy shit
>>17112662
This is appoved
>>17115996
no it's some 3 wheel abomination
>add cabin to xbox
>get modern stratos
This came in a few days ago. Literally so heavy it wouldn't fit on the lift. Car wasn't even one year old.
I don't know what you guys are talking about in this thread, because all I see is a Jaguar E Type parked on the right.
>>17120433
Had to remove the rubber pucks that protect the frame in order to lift it.
>what is bottomed out
>>17119196
this is bait right? you really cant be this stupid.
>>17120477
#hellaflush #stancenation #vapeculture #vape #vapenscrape #bustedoilpandontgiveafuck
>>17112893
this may be the greatest thing I've ever seen on /o/
>>17115933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1omym68NVs8
why yes it is.
>>17115266
Maybe it shoots padlocks out the rear when people tailgate you
>>17112814
holy shit kek
>>17098960
car used for the live action "Ambiguously Gay Duo" SNL sketch
>>17113616
DEJA VU
>>17095616
That's actually kind of cool. Makes you realize how fucking ugly trucks are now though
>>17095657
I'm pretty sure I saw that exact photo on one of those shitty redneck wheel and tire store ads on Craigslist where they spam every single car and car part name at the bottom so it shows up in every single car related search.
>>17096929
SHOULDER THING THAT GOES UP
>>17098960
I always thought it was just a shitty shoop.
>>17095684
>implying this bike is not faster than your shitbox
kek'd
2 grand is stupid though
>>17120477
>>17120819
And the new age of the "natural stance" was born.
>>17120477
It looks like it has a couple inches left, how do stancefags even live with a car that scrapes on flat ground?
>>17111870
>>17112794
i want to believe they just set it there for a joke
>>17095721
The only place the power SHOULD be going to...
>>17122752
They don't, but can't tell the difference between normal and altered quality of life due to a handicapped car as they themselves are handicapped.
>>17114837
>Filename
>>17113134
It would probably be cheaper and easier to just buy an actual mustang
>>17120424
>star tribune
Why is it I see so many cars packed full like this in Minnesota?
>>17111360
whats those plates.
The houses scream L O N D O N.
Normally they have the blue eu strip on them if they are from the continent
>>17112704
It makes sense but looks lame.
>>17112682
is that a fucking unfinished render of KeyShot? they didn't even bother assigning a fucking material to the front grill holy fuck lmao
>>17106320
That car isn't even unlocked yet
>>17112814
how is that even possible
>>17095657
Work in a chemical plant in texas with about half a dozen dudes that have this exact same setup
>>17112848
>>17112840
>>17112830
>>17112854
>>17112862
>>17112863
>the mudflaps are just footpads stapled on the car
>>17125999
>that pic
oh god, /b/ flashbacks
>>17114849
I actually like this one
>>17095616
Micro Penis confirmed.
>>17113453
needs more angles
>>17113559
>wheels sunken in 2 feet from the edge of the fenders
dont stance it or anything but jesus those wheels could fit better
>>17107369
Even if there was something wrong with driving like that, it's just a gallardo
>>17113134
In the picture on the bottom left... what car did that gauge cluster come out of?
>>17112814
how
>>17128944
switched steering hoses