Sup /o/ my friend has just bought a Nissan Juke which lead me to wonder which is the ultimate Cuckmobile.
Which auto do you think is the cuckest of them all
anything with an internal combustion engine.
>>17095055
>>17095098
Anything with a six figure pricetag and less range than a $15k shitbox.
Any manufacturer with identical models that require a software package to unlock performance.
>>17095128
>Any manufacturer with identical models that require a software package to unlock performance.
kek does the elongated muskrat really do this?
>>17095098
pretty much this
luddites will continue to cry about how the ICE engine is better because it's loud though, despite electric offering far superior power delivery with less maintenance
>inb4 triggered flintstones
>>17095055
I feel like this car would have been fine if they removed the odd headlights and made the interior less gay.
>>17095128
>0-60 is 2.2 seconds
reminder that ice shit cannot achieve this number.
>>17095141
To "unlock" ludacris mode you need to pay $15k for a line of code.
>>17095150
Plenty of modified street cars do it a lot faster than that not to mention 2 or 3 second faster 1/4 mile times. But you're a production cuck right?
>>17095173
>modified
sperg harder cuck
>ice such shit it needs modification to even hope to compete with a sedan
>>17095150
>cannot
oh hi there
>>17095181
>dragster is ICE only hope of competing with average electric family sedan
topkek
>>17095181
>breaks down after a 1/2 mile
lel
Bonus lel:
>modified
lol
>>17095194
>>17095203
>say it can't be done
>post car that does 0-200mph in 2 seconds
>that doesn't count!
>>17095203
>needs to recharge after a 1/2 mile
>>17095215
>not production
>breaks down after a 1/4 mile
>modified
desperate cuck is desperate
>>17095225
you mispelled 330 miles. sperg harder.
>>17095098
fpbp
>>17095243
330 miles if you drive it like a golf cart that you drive around as your wife is getting bulled at home.
>being cucked by electrons
That's as low as it gets.
>>17095243
550 miles*
>electric cars run off of natural gases and other renewable energies supporting America
>pollute more initially but in the long run pollute far far less
>don't require you to be a cucked by saudi Arabia
Why would any non cucked american buy a car with an internal combustion engine? Do Americans like being cucked?
>>17095290
wtf i love electric cars now
>>17095290
They project the liberalism bogeyman on any kind of progress.
>>17095055
>90's edition
Ford Festiva
>00's edition
Either a Mercury Sable or Carolla
>10's Edition
anything you can get for less than 5 grand on craigslist and can be outran by a GDI Kia Rio in a drag race.
>>17095290
if you drive electric, the liberals win
>>17095358
>the alternative is LITERALLY being cucked by muslims and destroying the environment
ironic, isn't it? cucked by the muslims they claim to despise.
>>17095393
>Cucked by Muslims
>OPEC literally scrambling because America is unsheathing it's massive shale cock ready to bust an oily nut all over Saudi Arabia
>>17095414
>implying america can function without oil from other countries
>not supporting electric cars so we don't have to he cuckolds anymore
you have to be retarded to hate electrics.
>hurr ur cucked by saudi niggers
>mfw only about 11% of our oil comes from them
>mfw the leafs are our biggest supplier
>mfw the majority of our oil imports are from the americas
>>17095448
>jokes on you! he wasn't fucking my wife! someone else was!
this isn't a bragging right. still cucked