>go over bump >RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE

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>turn AC on
>speedometer starts working again

>enter car
>Smartphone doesn't automatically pair

>hit the upper limit of shitbox
>dash lights turn back on until car is turned off

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>parking on grass next to bush
>feel wheel go up onto bush
>PSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>step onto bus
>can't find buspass

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>turn shitbox on
>muffler explodes
>shitbox drives way faster

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>>17091021

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>fill up car
>gas tank %120 full

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>"Nice miata, FAG!"
>go home and dildo myself to completion

>turn on ac
>car slowns down, radio goes quieter.
That one is actually true.

>start car
>apex seals embedded in garage wall

>start car
>unholy screech

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>hit a bump
>*CLUNK* *CLUNK* comes from the front of the car

>parking in narrow lot
>foot slips
>CRACK

I ran over some expensive sportbike with my 2.5 ton kia

>Start car
>Power steering starts screaming

>>17092770
>t. truck driver with trucknuts hanging down

>>17090856
>Turn on car
>Check engine light on for 433rd consecutive day

>Turn wheel
>headlights dim

>>17090856
>Go over bump
>Clunking of a thousand robot orgy comes from the freshly rebuilt front end
>carry on nothing to hear here

C-c-classic bmw lyfe yo, t's greet

>>17090856
>go over bump
>no unusual sounds or problem
damn it feels good driving new

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>>17090898
shit pisses me off to no end

fucking chevy

>go over bump
>either my exhaust bangs the ground or it bangs some other part underneath my car

I wish I knew which it was QQ

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>drive 6 hours to pick up a car
>Copart lady tells me they lost the key

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>go up exit ramp
>*ka-THNK* *wryYYyyyy*
>transmission fucking dies

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>>17090898
>enter car
>smartphone automatically pairs
>press play
>supposed to start the last thing you were playing in your default music app
>doesn't do anything and you have to take your phone out of your pocket and fiddle with it to start the music

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>hit speedbump
>speakers stop working
>radio tells me that wiring was installed improperly
>prepare to check wiring next day
>radio is fine
>everything is fine

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>>17090856
>start up shitbox
>car starts shaking for reasons unknown
>shit my pants and check underneath car and see my exhaust shaking violently
>"oh god what the fuck is happening?"
>turn off car
>tell my friend to come check this bullshit out
>turn on the car and the car is completely fine

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>go over bump
>Bang
>Clink clink clinik
>Car gets really loud

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>Turn on radio
>Dash begins to vibrate
>Turn off radio
>Dash does not stop vibrating

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>start a road trip
>first leg is shitty potholed country road
>hit a bad one
>some big chunk of metal detaches from the car and cartwheels down the road behind
>continue the trip
>don't know what it was to this day

>>17094647
>wryYYyyyy
>poses

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>idling with the window rolled down
>rattling under my vehicle
>roll window up to pretend it stops happening

>>17093780
>Come to a stop
>AC comes back

>>17093277
Get off this board right fucking now.

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>everything is operating as it should.

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>>17095050
Same. Pretty sure I have a bad motor/transmission mount.

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>>17094643
I know that feel

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>>17090881
>>17091289
>>17092770
>>17093330
>>17094706
>>17094733
>>17094751

Jesus I'm dyin here

My foxbody
Go over bump
Rattle rattle
Go over bump
Radio turns off
Another bump
Turns back on

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>turn temperate from max cold down one setting
>thunk
>turn it down another setting
>silence
>turn it back up to max
>thunk

why

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>get in car
>have to go through menu to enable autopilot

>turn hard right
>wheel falls off

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>battery light comes on one day
>it hasn't gone off for three years

>close door
>window falls down and shatters

>adjust temperature
>something in the dashboard starts clunking

>decelerating on off ramp
>pedal goes to the floor

>start car
>needs new head gasket

>>17090856

滋賀教育委員会

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>>17094664
>enter car
>smartphone automatically pairs
>hardcore tranny orgy 3 starts playing at full volume

>>17097046
Alternator?

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>make a left turn at 15-22mph with the AC or heater on and the wheel starts jigglin' and the engine gulps loudly

Help

>>17091021
This is what real /o/ problems look like.

>hit pothole
>windows go down

>go over bump
>bluetooth signal lost
>left headlight turns on

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>braking
>starts jigglin'

>>17096234
Why

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>>17093254
C o n t r o l A r m B u s h i n g s
A
B

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>lift off throttle
>CHHHHHHRHHRH

>brake
>sqqquuueeeaaak
>accelerate
>sqqqquuueeeaaak

>>17090898
>enter car
>pairs to iphone
>starts playing U2
fucking apple faggot signaling forced bullshit

>>17100425
This is why you don't play Thermite, garbage op

>>17100470
Buck main m8

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>hit gas
>BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOooooooooo chirp

>>17098301
So what's wrong?

>>17100501
#FuzeLife

PROTIP: IF YOUR WHEEL IS MAKING A RHYTHMIC CLUNKING SOUND IN RHYTHM WITH THE SPEED OF YOUR WHEEL ROTATION, CHECK YOUR BRAKE CALIPER BOLTS TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE THERE

>>17100538
it's a little embarrassing when you have your windows down and your nice old lady neighbor hears it

>>17100734
Embarrassing because she knows you have a patrician taste?

>>17100742
nobody else knows I'm a degenerate

>>17100757
>Liking pure boipussy
>Degenerate

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>>17100772
yes, I want to send myself to the gas chamber every time I watch it

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>motor mount rattles
>hit bump
>rattling stops

>flush out coolant get the bad stuff out
>Drive a few minutes see temps sky rocket
>Heater hoses are cracking

>>17092784
Elantra feels, bruh.

>>17093278
Then tighten the fucking belt.

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>>17090856
>depress brakes
>rotor warped to fuck
>let off brakes
>depress brakes again
>smooth

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>unlock car with the physical key
>car alarm goes off when the door is opened

>go over bump just after starting from a red light

>speedo shoots past 120mph

>>17102558
Don't even use the fob. It's cancerous.

>>17102558
Saturn?

>>17102613
outback

>>17102612
normally I wouldn't because it's busted, but if you use the power locks on the inside of the car, it arms the car and if the fob isn't used to unlock it, it sets off the alarm no matter what

>>17102644
That's fucking retarded. I wish they wouldn't design cars around shitty technology.

>>17102644
My old 99 Saturn did that too. What designer thought, you know the key should activate the alarm.

>>17102691
There's a way to disable the alarm that I found out today, so tomorrow I'm gonna just do that and be done with it. I have nothing worth stealing in that car anyway

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>invest a few hundred bucks on an air tank and 1/2 impact to remove wheels easier
>haven't unbolted wheels since winter
>put the new system to the test
>slide socket onto lug bolts
>pull the trigger
>can't remove any of the bolts
>pull out the breaker bar, full of remorse

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>braking in time with traffic and trying to figure out if the screeching is coming from your car or someone else

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Post girl cars and name some girl cars

>Mercedes c300 and c300 coupe
>Mercedes clk slk
>Bmw 320/328i/330i
>Bmw 1 and 2 series
>Infiniti Q50/Q60

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>Hit bump
>Check engine light turns off

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>>17102815

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>>17102770
kill yourself

>>17093324
that's a lot of checks

>>17094733
C O O L V I B R A T I O N S

>>17102726
>pulling up to light
>hear strange sounds
>radio off, windows down till the next light to figure out if it was my car or one near me

>>17094664
>enter car
>press play
>redtube video continues

>>17105074
triggered

>get to school
>leave key in car
>running
>realize it 2.5 hrs later
>cry

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>>17105526