>this what europeans actually believe [laughs in v8 burble]

The euro inferiority complex is palpable.

>>17089821
I wish europeans would just dissapear from the earth, what a bunch of pretentious faggots

>>17089864
I can't stand eurofags desu. All they do is talk about how anything American is bad and how all American cars can't turn and blah blah. I prefer Leafs, strayans, and kiwis over eurofags.

>>17089864
>>17089909
>>17089914
They really are fucking annoying. Especially considering most europoors drive cars with less power than a bumper car. Fucking idiots.

>>17089924
>>17089914
>>17089909
>>17089864

Don't lump all the Europeans into the same group as that retard. Anyone with half a brain can realize that comparing a $5k crate engine to the likes of AMG or Ferrari is retarded

>>17089947
Nope, every eurofag I've come across has been a literal faggot.

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>>17089947
go on r/europe, thats literally how all these faggots talk. They constantly talk shit on america

>>17089959
I second this. Every eurofag I meet that likes cars thinks that anything American can't turn and anything Japanese is "soulless". Plus most Euros are cyclist anyways.

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>>17089977
Angry europfag detected.

What's it like having to pay for your car 3 times before you can drive it?

>>17089947
Every single European male who didn't have numale cuck genetics died in the world wars, and this is what's left

>>17089947
Thanks for being reasonable, I'm sorry for my countrymen being retarded.

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>they cannot make it remotely good as anyone outside of the USA who actually has a brain. AMG V8's, Ferrari V8's

u fucking wot m9?

>>17090001
whatever you say ahmed von istanbul

>>17090018
>Juan Tyrone
Are you one of those euros that follow only extreme southern news?

I knew a guy like that over there, he was obsessed with tanks and war vehicles but hated guns and thought they were barbaric tools.

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>>17089947
>>17089977
>>17090001
Reminder that the EU is 28 countries put together and they still cant beat the United States. TWENTY FUCKING EIGHT, lmao

>>17089821
>yanks
I immediately discard the opinions of the English, their taste is so poor, they can't even cook right.

>>17090005
What are those cars behind the Ford GT40? I don't recognize them.

>>17089959
This. I've never met a euro that didn't just spout memes and ruin everything

>>17090096
They're BTFO

>>17090116
Right, that's why I asked which cars are BEHIND the Ford, because there are none IN FRONT!

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>>17090127
>when ferrari gets btfo by a ford v8

>>17089821

Why do people associate "American" with "good?"

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Euros are so snobby
A fucking Lincoln has more comfortable seats than an s class, cadillacs handle better than BMWs and have higher quality materials but Europeans are too thick skulled to see logic and reason

Perhaps that's why their daughters are raped by Muslims tbqh

>>17090167
My dad's old Cutlass had the most comfy seats ever.

>>17090036
Wow, saved for future shitposting in /pol/. Thanks breh.

>>17090178
I think its the other way around, guy.

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Europeans will defend this. This is "superior engineering" aka over complicated,pigfat and weak.

>>17090292
They're "superior engineering" can barely keep up with a pushrod truck motor.

>>17090178
see
>>17089982

>>17090303
I'm not an American, buddy.

>>17090321
>>17090292
>a 170hp truck motor is superior to a 220hp lesson in silky smooth refinement
Guess I learnt something new

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>>17090356

Why are there no F1 cars on the moon? Don't mind us. Just making race tracks on other bodies in space.

>>17090356
Because all the formula1 teams are English.

>>17090356
They're too busy trying to preach supercharging "technology" and contradicting that with quotes like "no replacement for displacement". American automotive engineering is literally a gigantic contradicting back flip.
Ford has some moments of light though
>vette slaying F150 with a bodykit

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>>17090366
>discussion about how america is shit
>MOON MOON MOON
lel, stop living in the past

>>17090380
all shitposts aside, there is truth to the whole quote.

a 6l engine with a turbo is going to make more power than a 3l engine with a turbo.

it's just physics.

>>17090398
Actually, yeah. It basically means engineering a new car from scratch every year with a fixed limit on weight and power, so I don't expect American companies to be able to compete. I'm sure a small, private concern could, but those are expensive and have little to no return.

>>17089864
We need flags on /o/

>>17090434
And a 3L turbo engine running the same CFM (or twice the boost) as the 6L turbo will make the same power.

>>17090455
yes, but then you need more boost making it more dangerous.

it's a simple fact that larger displacement engines are less stressed.

not trying to take sides here cause both american and euro cars are cool, but i understand why the americans go for displacement.

>>17090455

The 3l will have a dyno queen ass powerband and will have shit reliability.

>>17090471
>>17090460
>but mah shifting goalposts
Back to exhibit a) >>17090292
One's a 2.5 that's more reliable, neater and even has simpler wiring. The other cluster fuck is a 5.0 (literally twice the size) that makes less power, heavy, wide and has a wiring harness that resembles the spaghetti falling out if your pockets.

>>17090498
the ls is very compact, that's why it's good for swaps.

do you think ls swappers don't know its not the ultimate engine? they do it because its cheap power and fits in almost anything.

for what it does, it's amazing.

turbo is not a replacement for displacement as it adds complexity, turbo can be used to compliment displacement.

of course faggots on here just want to argue about cars they'll never own

>>17090434
All you have done is scale up the displacement being replaced.

>>17090498
not any of those anons, but you are literally the one shifting goalposts

you shifted it by saying
>muh muh dubbul boost
and they both had a good rebuttal

literally the opposite of shifting goalposts

>>17090494
Fucking this.
>>17090510
>shift goal posts a little further from the 5.0 Ford referenced to a General Mexican aluminium El Es-jaun
One things for sure, American V8s sure are top notch at transporting goal posts.

>>17090517
>Mexican cast alloy
>ability to hold boost as effectively as a properly built engine half the capacity
trash_man.gif

>>17090535
>he gets called out about crying wolf on shifting goalposts
>by somebody pointing out that he shifted the goalposts
>so he continues to shift goalposts

>>17090523
>>17090535
>fixation on Mexico and shifting goalposts
pack it up anons
he's gotten too desperate to use logical reasoning anymore

>>17090542
It must be difficult to hide the goal posts behind your back while you typed out that response.

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>>17090498

That 2.5 is a fucking boat anchor. I love how there's more engine room after the swap. Save the straight 6 for big diesels. It's a shitty gas engine design.

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>>17090551
I think the very engine you're trying to defend packed it up a long time ago

>>17090552
You realize anybody that can scroll up can see how stupid this post is, right?

At this point you're only trying to convince yourself that anyone but you is moving goalposts.

>>17090553
>stancefag
>holding a rational opinion ever
Pick one

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>>17090558
I guess you'd have plenty of time to scroll up from the passenger seat of a tow truck

If America does cars better than Europe why they have to buy and tune European cars to beat records?

>>17090563
>further shifting goalposts
is learning impossible for you?

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>>17090556

>bmw in charge of durability and reliability

At least the vette can hold it's guts in.

>>17090570
Defending the nation that hasn't learnt to win Formula 1? That's ironic

>>17090553
is that yours? i was thinking about swapping in an ls3 into my z3 (2000 2.5l) and was curious about cost, difficulty, complexity etc.

>>17090580
So focused on shifting goalposts that you can't even answer a simple yes or no question? Sad!

>>17090580
>learnt
>clearly a bong
opinion discarded
you inbreeds aren't even worth considering seriously

>>17090580
Yeah... I'd much rather watch a bunch of fancy gokarts on TV instead of having 700hp cars that are attainable by the average person.

>>17090583
I wish. You could pull it off with a welder, plasma cutter , time and mad fabrication skills.

>>17090603
I hope you misinterpreted that sentence because you're euro and don't speak english

because if you do speak english, your comprehension is pathetic

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>>17090603

Not every one. But if they save their pennies they can scrape enough together for a Corvette. That's not happening in euroland at $7 an hour with $2k a month rent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PMmnAaoT7Q&t=56s

Yeah I totally want manufacturers to waste money on F1 instead of making machines like these...

>>17090590
>English-English
>American-"English"
>>17090596
>Yeah, I'd much rather ignore the very pinnacle and excuse normality

>>17090619
idc what you think of our non-goofy sounding english

it's just a tell that I used to find out that you're bongistani, which means I can now disregard anything you say because the english are literal genetic garbage

this anon had it right the first time>>17090081

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>>17090623

naw. Vettes aren't my style. It's amazing what you can afford when you don't spend all your money on oriental cartoon pillows.

>>17090638
>no, but here's a picture of another car i don't own
lol

>>17090630
>idc what you think of our non-goofy sounding english
Is it opposite day? Is it international "replace S with Z in every word" day?
>this anon had it right the first time
That anon contradicted themselves when they criticised British cooking... Which is exactly the same as American cooking.
>bland deep fried everything

>>17089864
its funny because barely any of them can actually afford to drive any of their precious v8's

Whereas Americans, Australians and many other western countries can.

>>17090652
>trying to say that british cooking is equal to America's
o i am laffin

>>17090565
But why yuropoors can't do it themselves

>>17090655
Yeah and autistic loser Americans driving a 200hp 2000kg crown vic just make Europeans want to commit suicide...

>>17090677
Still better than the average European car

>>17090677
fat autistic aussie here

my 20 year old dunnydoor has 350hp and weighs 1650 checkmate eurofags

>>17090677
i drove a crown vic once it was a complete boat piece of shit

meanwhile on the autobahn even people in 1.2 liter diesel VW golf will be cruising at 100 mph like it's nothing

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>>17090691
>mfw soviet makes things up that nobody said in order to make himself feel smart

>>17090700

Because 100mph is nothing... We had cars in the 40's that would hit that. The average American or Canadian highway gets that fast in the fast lane.

>>17090721
that's it?
that's all you can come up with?

>>17090721
>>17090714
You're both faggots, and should just fuck already.

>>17090667
>trying to claim it's not exactly the same
The only good American cooking is foreign ethnic cooking... Just like Britain!
>but mah hot dogs!

>>17090726
>The average American or Canadian highway gets that fast in the fast lane.
haha no it doesn't

people in america do 100 mph and their car will fall apart because they're all 30 year old pieces of shit with 300,000 miles that are falling apart or gigantic brodozers that won't even do 100.

100 mph is SLOW in germany, that's about the speed limit on half the autobahn and the rest of it is unlimited and people will be doing well over that

>>17090005
GT40 is british

>>17090731
no
only true red blooded americans are allowed to penetrate me

>>17090684
It's also broken, and is often reported to require an engine rebuild.
The only "mate" you're "checking" is the one you're waiting for on the side of the road.

>>17090743
And BMW and VW are both American.

>lay off the weed substitutes

>>17090740
I understand it's not easy for you to name any sort of American cuisine, you've probably never actually had it.

I can not understate how much of a relief it was to eat French food after a week of eating english food. Even the frog legs were a step up.

>>17090741

In the non-ghetto parts of north america the average car has 250+hp, trucks are 420+hp stock. Even 140hp shitbox (which is still a supercar by uk standards) will hit 120mph quick. Even a brotruck will get there quick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMSa6Up8UFI


I've seen Jeep SRT8's on the Autobahn passing shitboxes like they're going backwards. All that open road and you're cucked into tiny clownboxes.

>>17090750
That was my point. I completely agree

>>17090741
plus not to mention 95% of american drivers are mentally retarded, don't understand lane positioning, and 2 cars can turn a 5 lane freeway into a traffic jam when a similar road in germany would have 1-2 lanes full of all the trucks/buses/slow people and the rest everyone is cruising by

american drivers:
>merge onto freeway at 20 below speed limit, nearly getting rear ended
>"welp i better get in the left lane for no reason at all"
>continue to sit there despite not passing anyone, and actually they are being passed on both sides because they're going so fucking slow
>take it as an insult when someone tries to pass you and speed up (i seriously do not understand this, american drivers have some kind of ego about being passed, not sure why, but they will try to keep you from passing even if they have no intention of going faster)
>this causes horrible traffic because there will be like 3-4 cars just pacing each other driving right next to each other without even realizing it for 50 miles because they are completely oblivious

german drivers:
>merge onto highway at proper speed
>sit in right lane except to pass
>immediately move out of the way after passing
>if you are in fast lane and passing people and someone comes up behind you, they will move out of the way and let you pass and then move back into passing lane

honestly driving in the US makes me seriously hope that north korea nukes us because fuck everybody

>>17090781
>cites an isolated example
ZOMG GUISE, THIS IS WHAT AMERICANS CALL FINE DINING

>>17090772
>muh car has XXX hp and i gotta big dick MURICA

yeah im american you dumbass, i know your car has all that power and gets 8 mpg but nobody actually goes that fast on the freeway, and if you do, you're getting a ticket, causing an accident, or getting stuck behind someone in about 30 seconds. plus the roads are shit so even if the road's clear and there are no cops, it's not going to be pleasant

in germany you can hit 150 in your diesel shitbox and it will still feel like you're doing 70 in the average american car

>>17090769
Oh please, the only difference between American and British cuisine is the amount of melted cheese applied to a dish.

>>17090753
>>17090005
>>17090116
>based on Lola Mk6 (British car)
>designed in UK
>built in UK

>American

>>17090772
>I've seen Mercedes ML640's on the Autobahn passing shitboxes like they're going backwards.*
Fixed that for you ;)

>>17090799
I mean, if you genuinely believe that American cuisine is kidney pie with some cheese on it, you deserve to come off as stupid as you do

>>17090809
>posting any buzzfeed article
>ever
Don't you have to willingly drill a hole into your skull to be on the level of an average buzzfeed subscriber?

>>17090806
the MkIV that actually won le mans and sebring was built in the US and the GT40 was designed by americans living in england, also they were all powered by american engines so yeah it was pretty much american

>>17090806
>With its 289 cubic inches Ford V8 engine it was the first mid-mounted, high displacement V8 engine powered Grand Touring car,[2]

>>17090808

That's a fat piece of shit. Even the Germans accept the Jeep SRT as a God. Look at all those little fucking shitboxes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUKuD3APAtk

>>17090812
Change the pie to a burger, with three kinds of cheese, and it's the same shit.
Gotta say though, I prefer the pickles in the American dish instead of tasteless instant gravy. I'll give you that.

>>17090833
>that's a fat piece of shit
It's literally what the Jeep SRT8 is.

>>17090840
what does that have to do with anything when it's an American made car? that even Euros prefer American cars?

>>17090840
Because they know American is superior. So you admit Europe can't compete in Europe?

>>17090843
Yet it's faster than that shitty Mercedes lettemobile, Faster than a 911 too.

>>17090850
>that even Euros prefer American cars?
lol this guy who's never left a trailer park watches a youtube video and think he knows what europe is like

95% of cars on the road in germany are late model BMW, VW, audi, or mercedes

having a fast street car in the US is pretty much pointless because you're always gonna get stuck behind some fucking retarded old chinese lady or something anyway because nobody knows how to drive

>>17090858
>95% of cars on the road in Germany are late model BMW, VW, audi, or Mercedes

Which are the 70hp diesel/1.2l gas version...

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>be american
>go to germany
>can't wait to move the fuck out of the US

it's honestly so much better

the US is a police state, majority of people living here are braindead idiots who i loathe, driving here sucks major dick, beer sucks, basically everything about germany is better except gas prices but i would gladly pay an extra $1 per gallon for the infinitely better driving experience

driving in a big city in the US is stress inducing and infuriating, driving in a big city in germany is fucking easy

the fact that the average american can't see this and denies it cuz "muh vee ate" is why the country sucks so much dick. they all vote to "make america great again!" but then when it comes time to actually do that (i.e. make it more like the rest of the civilized world) they get all mad and go "REEEEE LEFTIES!!! COMMUNISM!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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>>17090862
>Im going to prove that all europeans own 1 liter cuckboxes by posting a video of an european guy with a 6.2 liter SUV
lmao

every day i hate this place even more

>>17090850
>an American made car
>that started life as a German one
>>17090854
>Yet it's faster than that shitty Mercedes
Didn't realise 550hp was less than 470hp lol
>inb4 citing irrelevant unreleased models
I'll just state that before you shift the goal posts away from the SRT8.

>>17090829
literally the only american part of the car

>>17090821
>GT40 was designed by americans living in england
[citation needed], according to wiki the only americans involved were supervisor and one engineer
also
>MKI and MKIII (made by Brits) won three times
>American-made MKIV won only once

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>>17090867
He's probably a fucking oil sheik visiting. Doesn't change the fact that most people drive 0.7l diesels. The vid was just proof that they can compete on your precious autobahn.

>>17090874
>Didn't realise 550hp was less than 470hp lol

I didn't realize people drive stock cars. Here I have the freedom to modify my cay at will. Feels nice to not be cucked by the PQRSTUV.

>>17090867
My first truck was a 4.3l.... You probably need a commercial license for an engine that big there.

>>17090919
this guy is BTFOing himself lol

guess i can go to bed now

>>17090906
Kinda like their engineering >>17090380

>>17090926
Somebody's gotta keep those anime pillows company...
>>17090928
I don't even know what to tell your pedo ass.

>>17090919
I'm sure you'd need a commercial licence to operate anything with enough torque to move those goal posts at that speed.

>>17090928
>Why dont you just accept the fact that you said something dumb and move on???
see:
>>17090866
>the fact that the average american can't see this and denies it cuz "muh vee ate" is why the country sucks so much dick.

the average american's ego is the #1 problem with this shitty country

they can't admit fault or defer to others so nothing will ever get fixed

>>17090866
Mind you, european countries have their fair share of problems you won't find in the US.
You'll notice that if you ever do move to Germany.

Plus, you'll never be able to modify your car.

>>17090943
He probably shin-barked himself pedalling backwards faster than he could sustain

GEE GOLLY IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY ON /INT/ MOM!

>>17090956
lemme guess, you think muslims are taking over, you heard about it on infowars?

>>17089821
>DUDE AMERICANS LMAO
>DUDE YANKS
europeans are fucking insufferable retards

>>17089821
Who gives a shit. Everyone know eurotrash cars break down right after the warranty ends and require expensive fixes.

Everyone also knows that American cars are just plain shit.

Japanese, on the other hand, now there's some thoughtful engineering.

See:
Gtr (any of em)
NSX (taught Europoors how to actually build a super car that can go 10km without breaking into pieces)
RX 7
Fuck it, just any of them.

>>17090676
Fun is illegal here

>>17090977
it's total bullshit, anyone who believes it is a complete retard

>>17091024
Do you live in any european country?

It's true though. AMG builds by far the best V8's at the moment. Of course the angry children that make up this board can't tell.

Sometimes I'm wondering if mightyBenz is the only trip with an IQ above 75.

>>17091050
>this triggers the SRT8 fangirl
LMAO

>>17091051
is mightyBenz really a muslim?

>>17091024
been to london, paris, or munich lately bud?

>>17091039
>victims of imperialism
lmao retarded anarchist fuck off.

>>17091039
You can't be into cars and be a commie unless you only beat it to ladas and trabants

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>>17090001

Fuck off cunt, that's not the new American face, that's the one and only Tone Abat.

Man I hate my government.

>>17089982
this thread is rather ironic concidering the statement of that image

>be american
>need to go 50 miles to my designated sharting mart
>fire up my 6.0l 150hp V8
>shift the 2 speed automatic to drive
>enjoy my Big Gulp and burger
>oh shit a corner
>understeer and body roll knocks a fellow burger off their mobility scooter
>get shot

Oh look it's another thread full of poorfag americucks acting like anyone who earns 6/hr plus tips (lmao) can afford a z06 corvette or 800hp twin turbo Mustang
When in reality they drive smog Era shitboxes that make 120hp or fucking crown vics!
L
M
A
O

>>17091233
lold alot!

>>17090749
>falcunt gets BTFO

>>17091264
see
>>17090036

there is a thin ligne between funny banter and shitposting.
It oftenly gets crossed on /o/ but seriously americans, you can't deny that nearly all good cars come from europe and japan, you only have the viper, mustang and camaro.
We have the .......................... yeah, a lot.

>>17091347
>there is a thin ligne between funny banter and shitposting
>It oftenly gets crossed on /o/
If we didn't have shitposting or banter, /o/ would be dead. We NEED americans to make awful cars so we can actually have discussions.

>>17091354
truth is we make the great cars but they actually get to drive them (be it very fucking slow or else they get shot by the police) because they believe in jesus christ rather than science and global warming.

it sort of compensates, but fuck it, amerifats can suck my europoor dick ;)

>>17090036
USA is 50 countries, what's your point

>>17091346
what does that have to do with anything? gdp has nothing to do with wealth among the average citizens

>>17091050
Shame they sound like dogshit, and end up in cars exclusively driven by crusty old swingers or pakis doing burnouts in central london.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_automobiles_considered_the_worst

17 out of 28 worst cars in history are american, you can't make this shit up

>>17091654
Those cars are perfectly justifiable when you're not allowed to own anything decent from an international market. >>17091487

why are yurocucks even allowed to post on this board

>>17092096
Sure thing falcunt.

>>17092096
gotta have something to do while they wait for theyre 1 liter shitbox to reach 60mph

>>17092105
lel he is so easy to spot

>>17089821
>Mercedes and Ferrari v8's
>DOHC v8s that can't go over 4 liters of displacement without making the car obscenely long
>Already fuck huge to begin with
Meanwhile we got 5 and 6 Litre v8s for 32k over here in Murica.
>Yfw Dodge Demon uses a 6.2l v8 and gets almost 1000 hp with a smaller engine
Euro cucks btfo

>>17092165
lel you really live up to your name

>>17092165
>2.7 liter positive displacement supercharger is larger than 99% of europoors actual engines


>SUPERCHARGER
>MORE DISPLACEMENT
>THAN EUROSHITBOX

>>17092189
it's almost twice the displacement of most yuroshitbox engines
you literally can not make this shit up

>>17090797
>Roads are shit
Depends on st8 m8. NC has great roads but if you cross to SC the roads become porous with potholes every 10 feet.

>>17092165
what's even better?
>Dodge Demon mpg: 18 combined
>Can literally daily drive a 800hp race car

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>>17092189
>>17092196
lulz le eurocucks btfo hard by le edgy maymay teenagerz

>>17092216
unless you live in yurop where gas is like $10 a gallon
no wonder they all drive sub-1.6l cuckmobiles

euros r cucks XD
they drive tiny engines and live in tiny houses and they are tiny people with tiny penisses XD
fucking europoors XD

>>17092218
thats a shitty attempt at a response

have you ever even SEEN a vehicle over 2 liter

>>17092236
lelelele nononono i only see le 0.9 multijet engine cuz thats all we can afford in eurocuckland lel we dont rlly make cars with bigger displacement bcuz we could never afford the immense ammount of very very expensive gasoline it would take me about a month to save up to fill up the tank lellelelell i wish trump could b our dictator so he can make yurop great again

>>17092224
Which is why the EU exist. Not a single european country con compete with the US on any scale, and there is a fuckton of them.
They should have learned their lesson from Japan and let equilibrium happen instead of importing Muslims but that's besides the point.

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>>17092250
you may be having an original idea

please proceed to the nearest mosque for reprogramming

>>17092233
>>17092250
>>17092266
we broke the yurocuck lmao

>>17092259
lelelle i got evicted last night bcuz muhammed n his camels wanted to make mosque from my tiny littll appartment which i share with 29 other ppl who work in mine factory - nono, they close that down n now my whool country poor :(, iw ish i was muslim so i could benefit from all these mexican freedoms hmmmm tacobell n corn make me so atletic europoor ppl really thin and underfed they too poor for food is why they put sugar in tapwater (if w alreay hav that) so dey can make us addicted to it bt we don hav healthcare nmore because muhhamed took it all n now ey need to put fluoride in water cuz else we die

>>17092273
i am in le tears bcuz i kno america is greater than my cuntry i am rlly sad i worship usa usa usa i even have maga hat on right now i wish i cld post pic but my dsl too slow and nokia has no camera in it bcuz too poor i had to sell to buy gasoline for my fiat cinqecuento quattrofoglio 0.6L fwd automatic

>>17092273
Lmao

>>17092266
>implying I'm going to read anything after see lelelel
lelelel

>>17092289
y le funny y is post funny plz no dopamine relec in brain uropoor badbadppl dey nevr funny always bad sad n sour ppl with le tiny engine n brain we r cuckols

>>17092294
plzzz i tryy rlly rllu hrd to b abl to speak and read amerikan iss my primaryy languagg i nto so smart eurocuck shity education y u no evn read ,y u so mean make my cry lyfe is alreay shitty im uropoor :'(

>>17092302
>Trolling Himalayan salt crafting board
>writing in fluent ebonics
You don't see that shit everyday

I think Europe has a much bigger emphasis on class identity than America. For just about everything. Taxes are really high in Europe, so the only people who can afford fast cars are the rich people, whereas cars are cheap and fast in the US and are marketed to the common man. Casinos in Europe are for the very rich, with high barriers to entry. But in the US, Las Vegas is a casino resort that normal people can afford. High taxes also make it hard to start your own business in Europe, and while not perfect its much easier to open your own shop in the US. Firearms are super restricted in most of Europe, unless you're really rich and can afford all the licenses, while in the US, some states let you open/conceal carry without any sort of permit. Land is cheap in the US. Houses are cheap. You can live on the outskirts of a booming city (Houston, TX) with coastal access, thriving economy, and 0 zoning laws and own what is essentially a mansion for 400k. My house is 5 bedrooms, 5 1/2 bath and over 3000 sqft with a 3 car garage in a gated community and its barely 450k.(San Antonio, Tx)

There's a huge difference in attitude. The US is all about access for all. Euros might have more luxury extravagant stuff but what good is it when nobody except the very wealthy can actually use it? Americans are all about muh rugged individualism and bootstraps and shit, and for the most part is a country full of ingenious rednecks, who are actually given room to fuck up as well as excel. We just want to be left alone, hell we went to war over a 10 cent tea tax. We want to be left alone to make whatever decisions we want even if they're illogical or dumb or dangerous.

I genuinely feel bad for euro car culture because its incredibly expensive to drive a car that isn't a fiat panda, or an old merc or some 1.3l Turbo diesel hatchback. Meanwhile I'm really not that old and have a 15 GT Mustang, with a 5l V8 and pushing 435HP for like 35K.

Contd

>>17092313
plzz y do dis i try so hard to b originl i evn got holla from >>17092310 anoyimus
u jst post pastaaa is not fair life not fair for eurocuck b born in shitty part of world bcuz great gret grt grndfather didnt took boat bcus he had job here as blacksmith :(

>>17092313
Cont
Euros can turn their noses up at pig fat v8 sedans and point to M3s and high end Mercedes and supercars and exotics but it's all meaningless since I'm sure most Europeans will never own one. That isn't an insult it's just how it is.

Maybe you guys like high taxes and all the social services it comes with. That's fine. Its just a cultural difference. Americans loathe taxes and social services because we feel like it robs us of our money, and tells us that we don't know how to spend it. And social services Rob us of our dignity.

This is all very general. I don't hate Europe but I think some key things needed explanation because nobody seems to understand what cultural differences are.

>>17090812

Now I'm curious on what american cuisine has to offer that isn't McDonalds & co.

And hungry, fuck you guys I'm still at work and all I have is the vending machine.

>>17092334
>Euros can turn their noses up at pig fat v8 sedans and point to M3s and high end Mercedes and supercars and exotics but it's all meaningless since I'm sure most Europeans will never own one
this, the only ones who can buy these cars are their Arab overlords

>>17092334
iss so tru urpeans r cucks n poor das y dey call us europoors urr opinion so realisticc is ACHUALLY intellectual not jst pretend i meqn im surre u kno whqt u talkin bout so lelelele gud post

>>17092349
yass mmuhammed and hiz camels rlly r our lord we bend ovr for muhammed n if he wants to fuck wife i just hand ovr cuz else he take my pay n drive off in hs amg or m car an i just got le shitty cinquecentio quadrofoglio 0.4l multijet autotragic one weel fwd is alredy rusting now is only been 2 minuts dealer was ahmed i gav him my sistr cuz no moneys

>>17092334
This x1000. Also Americans don't care as much about how they are perceived. We have people making six figures driving base Toyota camrys.

>>17092337
We're a really young country full of a billion different cultures. Our food is generally mixes of these cultures. We have everything. If you want pure American it would be southern comfort food like Barbecue (brisket, sausage, cream corn, ranch style beans, chicken fried chicken, etc)

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i wishh i cld b paid to shitpost all day n gt paid 4 sppor of economx n drumpf bt i cnt gt job im a neet i wish i had comfy chair n big fat cushiony ass n beard so i cld wip chees from cheezburger in beard n ordr tendies onlyn with le $ > greqtest kurrency of world ameerika is better at everything thy just prove tiem n tiem again

>>17092371
Why are yuropoors so butthurt about america

we literally do not care about you at all.


>please please don't take our NATO away....

You got TRUMPED

>>17092366
You forgot
>Muh Bacon
But in all honesty I think Americans eat protein bars more than other countries. Just my 2 cents

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>only impressive american motoring achievement is the V8
>ignoring the achievement that America is where this whole thing even began
>ignoring that America pioneered the industry, bringing it to where it is today

lmfao

Ferrari/Lambo aren't even good examples of European production because their cars aren't produced with the everyday consumer in mind. At least with companies like GM, Ford, and the FCA, their engines go in cars that the average consumer will actually be able to buy.

>>17092381
By FCA, I'm speaking in terms of Dodge/Chrysler rather than Fiat and the other brands.

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>>17092387
>>>/yurop/

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>this entire thread

>>17090677
>never heard of understressed engine
at least the Lincoln will drive forever and be cheap to maintenance while anything European breaks when you just look at it

>>17092313

>Casinos in Europe are for the very rich, with high barriers to entry.

Live fairly close to a casino, not true. They only block you if you look like a fucking homeless, and even still you might enter. You can even walk in with shorts and flipflops, the thing sits right next to a beach for crying out loud.

>>17092313
So much text, and it's all pulled straight from your ass.
>Taxes are really high in Europe, so the only people who can afford fast cars are the rich people
There are no car taxes in my EU country and new cars are only slightly pricier that in the US. Insurance is usually cheaper here than in America
>Casinos in Europe are for the very rich, with high barriers to entry
False for my country.
>Firearms are super restricted in most of Europe, unless you're really rich and can afford all the licenses
A license will cost you around 120 euros, including a carry permit and a short training course.
>Land is cheap in the US. Houses are cheap
400k is not cheap. 400k is a pretty average price.
https://en.aruodas.lt/namai-vilniuje-bendoreliuose-ateities-g-prabangus-ir-labai-kokybiskai-irengtas-namas-2-855049/

>>17092431
The average price of land in america is roughly $3k per acre. The average price of a house in america is just under 200k.

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>>17092439
>200k for a house
that must be a nice fucking house

>>17092366

I'll be honest, a lot of people rate the portuguese cuisine (or southern europe in general for that matter) rather high, even heard it from a few americans, so it won't be easy to top it I'd reckon. Still might search a bit and give that a try. Will be interesting to put it against our own roasted chicken recipe (and no, not with the african like seasoning you get at Nando's and the likes).

>>17092439
Why so expensive? The average American house is made out of cardboard.
I don't have any stats for my country, but here's a link
An 8.5 acre piece of land 30 miles from the capital - 5000 euros
https://www.aruodas.lt/sklypai-vilniaus-rajone-maisiagalos-mstl-sklypas-randasi-maisiagalos-mst-plotas-068-11-692851/

>>17092447
>>17092468
Talking about averages. I think that takes into accordance with the high numbers in massive city areas. The cost of a house in NYC is almost fucking $800k.

My parents house costed them $115k and it's got 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, attic, basement and like 20 somethin' acres of land stapled to it. I live in the North (Maine) and I've heard even cheaper stuff that's good looking in the south.

>>17092431
What is displacement tax, road tax, carbon tax, emissions tax, etc. Come on mate

>>17092313
> Taxes are really high in Europe
They're not much higher than the US. We're about par with Switzerland and Austria, income tax wise. Corporate tax is the highest in the world, I believe.
>High taxes also make it hard to start your own business in Europe, and while not perfect its much easier to open your own shop in the US.
>t.never owned a business and don't realize an employer can pay way over 50% after payroll and unemployment calculated in, especially in places such as California
>Firearms are super restricted in most of Europe
Now why would they do that :^) Shut up and be a good goy
>You can live on the outskirts of a booming city (Houston, TX) with coastal access, thriving economy, and 0 zoning laws and own what is essentially a mansion for 400k
This isn't 2001, near 5000sq ft is going to run around 700k in bfe arkansas now.
>Euros can turn their noses up at pig fat v8 sedans and point to M3s and high end Mercedes and supercars and exotics but it's all meaningless since I'm sure most Europeans will never own one.
Why would anyone actually want to own something that's going to cost it's value over again in maintenance? That's just stupid.
>discussing all of this makes the yuropoor cry

>>17090167
>cadillacs handle better than BMWs

i mean i like caddys and all, but this....

>>17092108
At least they have affordable mobile internet.

>>17092550
There is none, I'm telling you.
Civilian vehicle are exempt from road tax and there are none of the other in my country.

>>17092889
Which country? Because from my understanding, countries like the UK, Germany, France, Sweden, ect have those.

>>17092959
Lithuania
Yeah those countries are automotive shitholes. Over here people buy Stingrays and do donuts in the snow with them for shits and giggles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUV7Pc9mZbs

>>17090652
Reminder that the average American accent is closer to the 1700s British accent than the modem British accent is

>>17091654
>corvair on the list
Ralph Nader is a gigantic dick

>>17090655
Well, just allow a "flat tax' scheme to be implemented and we, too, can be like Europe and cough up all of our money in the form of value-added tax but get to pay little to no income tax.

Really makes you think, huh? I'll take my money-grubbing government overlords if it means I get to keep more of my cash at the end of the day and get to drive muh v8 whenever I want. Don't fall for (((their))) dirty tricks, /o/.

>>17092404
>this fucking meme again
Why do tiny Honda engines last forever then?

>>17089914
>>17089924
stay ass mad ameritards, your cares really CAN'T TURN, just look at all the faggots on youtube demolishing crowds with your garbage mustangs HAHAHAHAHha I can't just feel the pain from here in glorious european union

t. ahmed

>>17090167
>this is what americucks actually believe
LMAOING AT UR LYF

>>17092889
What defines a "civilian" vehicle? Does it have to have less than two liters?

>>17089821
Amerifats make some of the greatest V8s ever made . And the craft of enginebuilding is still alive and well in the US . My life goal is to drive a burger V8 . Also
> LS >>>>>>>>>>> Voodoo

>>17093333
It's probably the wrong term, but I meant a car that isn't a commercial vehicle. Only commercial vehicles, such as semis and delivery vans have to pay road tax.
It can be 12 liters if you want.

>>17089821
> Americans actually believe they did anything
> Americans don't get the joke

>>17093371
>Americans actually believe they did anything
What have you accomplished exactly?

>>17093024
No it isn't. It might be closer than received pronunciation, but there are common accents in Britain that are similar to medieval accents.

>>17093417
>>17093024
>implying we had voice recordings before the 19th century
LOLOLOLOLOLOL You're both idiots.

>>17093430
You can infer accents from rhyming poetry and songs. It's difficult, but historical linguistics is a serious field of studies.

>>17093434
>You can infer accents from rhyming poetry and songs. It's difficult, but historical linguistics is an impressive waste of federal funding.
FTFY