>Wants to buy a fast car. >Buys an gt86. It's li

>>17088236
Because normies.

>>17088236
Because people buy cars blindly then in an autistic rage they come to /o/ to shitpost about a car they did little research on.

>>17088236

Why would anybody buy a fast car when a 5000lb brick is faster?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtfklcA12do

>>17088236
This is just sad.

typical amerifats only concerned about muh drag muh straight line speed.

>>17088371
Learn to sage dummy

>>17088236
nice automatic here buddy

>>17088325
We are talking about stock but nice try defending your slow shitbox that cant beat a minivan.

>BUT ITS FAST WITH MODS!

And your moms ass is big when she injects liquid shit into it

>>17088371
Bro, are you telling me european cars are slower than minivans?

>>17088379
Autos are faster

>>17088384
>And your moms ass is big when she injects liquid shit into it
I always figured these 86 shitposters were autistic, but that's all the proof I need. What's even funnier is I guarantee OP won't even post what he drives

>>17088399
>falling for this quality of bait

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>>17088399
Bro, its slower than a fucking minivan. How are you defending it?

>>17088414
What do you drive anon, pls respond

>>17088420
I drive a 2014 camarom going to upgrade to either a 2018 mustang GT or a BMW. I cant wait to see your shitpost response on how your slower than a mini van car is better than any of these

>>17088427
>I drive a 2014 camarom
>going to upgrade to a 2018 mustang gt
>or a BMW
Wow, I too would be angry if I had such shit taste. All shitposting aside get a 2003 mach 1 or Cobra you pleb.

>>17088448
I dont buy used and cobras are way too overpriced. Dont be jealous

>>17088449
I dont feel like running outside right now

>>17088527
Because I wont run outside to prove I have a camaro on 4chan? Anyway my car has nothing to do with the fact that the gt86 is slower than a minivan

>>17088534
Confirmed busrider.

>>17088236
holy kek the memes are real. gt86 LITERALLY btfo by a minivan

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>>17088552
>Implying a bus isnt faster than the gt86

>>17088566
Why do you feel the need to shitpost about the gt86, how does a car trigger you so much. You own a camaro and act like your shit doesn't smell

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>>17088236
>Amerifats pronounce coupé as coop

The boiracer 86gt is slow by todays sports car standards. Why is this even up for debate

>>17088575
Because your "sports" car is slower than a minivan and you cucks still defend it and claim its fast. Plus I just said im upgrading, so talk all the anti camaro shit you want

>>17088236
Im thinking of buying one as it's fucking impossible to go past 45 MPH because I live near 3 school zones and the highway is always backed up with traffic.

>>17088594
You must be new. You see gt86 cucks claim the car is fast and usually post a modded version of it to prove it. When called out on that version being moded they pick a part of the modded car and say that one part is not modded thus its a stock car despite having mods

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>>17088605
>Instead of defending his car he cracks penis jokes

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I see 20 of these threads every day and I'm still going to buy a BRZ.

>>17088605
Thats a corvette you fucking retard

>>17088621
Why?

>>17088236
>0-60 in 8.6
Nigga my Focus Sedan SE AutoSlushboxPileOfShit is faster to 60 by almost a second than that faggot poser 'sports car'

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>>17088633
kek that is me. I havent been saying it for years, I decided to upgrade a couple months ago. Are you the fag who would post that modded gt86 from youtube and say how it was stock?

>>17088512
100000000% confirmed busrider, makes fun of other cars when he doesn't have one himself

>>17088665
Even if I was a bus rider, please tell us why its ok that your sports car is slower than a mini van

>>17088675
I don't own a gt86 nor do I like it. I drive an aw11. I was just calling you out on your shit.

Doesn't have to be fast to be fun though, but since you don't have a car I guess you wouldn't know.

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>>17088679
The car is still modded you stupid fuck. You may as well tell me the rear view mirror is stock so it cancels out all mods! Just admit the fucking car is slow as fuck stock. JUST ADMIT IT AFTER 2 YEARS AND COUNTLESS VIDS OF IT LOSING TO MINIVANS!!!

I do have a camaro, getting either a mustang or BMW. Hopefully when ford releases the numbers on the new mustang they dont disappoint.

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>>17088682
>aw11
Jesus, thats even slower than the gt86. I better run outside with some bread so you believe me about the camaro!

>>17088702
It's slow, but it was $200

Have fun with your monthly payments. Takes a lot to shit on an aw11 though.

>>17088709
Monthly payments? What makes you think I buy my own cars? KEK

>>17088723
>lease

Oh god this can't get any worse. So you really DON'T own any cars after all. yes goy, leasing is good

>>17088448
cry more gt fag

>>17088720
>the argument was that the longblock is stock
No, the argument was thw entire car being stock which is why everytime I asked you if the car had mods, you would never give me a yes or no answer.

I apologize for not taking the time to snap pics of my car with fucking bread on it

>>17088728
>>17088733
kek, you fucking idiots, my father gets me the cars. I dont lease or buy, he buys them

>>17088763
>"daddy's money"

it got worse. still no bread too

God even that drifting at the end of the video was real garbage like holy shit he barely got sideways at all

>>17088768
Your daddy doesnt love you enough to buy you nice things?

>>17088779
We are talking about stock. I know that sentence is familiar to you because ive said it to you a million fucking times and your only response is muh longblock! Lets make this very simple. Is a stock BRZ slow. Yes or no

>>17088809
Miata and 86 are both slow you dumbfuck

>>17088809
>I dont give a shit that the brz is slow
THEN WHY DID YOU FIGHT WITH ME IN EVERY THREAD I EVER MADE MAKING FUN OF THE FUCKING THING

>>17088781
he actually offered but I declined.

I prefer to earn the things I have. Makes me enjoy them and cherish them more

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>>17088816
True autism of /o/ everyone

>>17088817
Im sure you said "no papa, dont buy me a new car"

>>17088809
>miata being faster
Thats like saying a snail is slower than a turtle kek

>>17088825
he offered me cash, not a car. I know earning things is beyond your grasp but surely you could understand

>>17088830
>The miata is faster
So fucking what they both get rekt by minivans

>>17088830
You sure its not because you got sick of everyone calling you a fucking retard when you tried to claim the car had no mods?

>>17088512
>>17088534
Fucking bus rider confirmed. Jesus you are a faggot.

>>17088842
>Yes but it is a miata you sperg, its supposed to be slow
They are both meant to be slow,light,fun cars. One is heavier than the other with a fixed roof. It's simple they are both SLOW

>>17088832
How much cash?

>>17088842
>MY CAR IS SUPPOSE TO BE SLOW!!!
>I WAS SUPPOSE TO LOSE THAT RACE!!!
>MY CAR IS FASTER THAN A GT86 BUT SPEED DONT MATTER BUT SUCK IT GT86 FANBOYS!

HHAHAHAHAHA you truly are the definition of autism

>>17088850
Enough to buy a r33 gtr where I live

>>17088848
>>17088842
Wait, you guys buy cars that the creators make slow on purpose? You dont want a fast light fun car? Wow

>>17088860
We can't afford a light,fun,FAST car. It's that simple

>>17088758
>beleeb me I haz da biggezt camaro, I swear!!

>>17088855
Yet everytime I asked you if the car had mods you response was "muh longblock" instead of a simple yes. Now you are trying to tell us you were being retarded on purpose. Sure you were bud

>>17088856
Why are you so afraid to tell me how much? Just say how much, I dont know how much that car goes for where you live

>>17088236
>MUH HP
>MUH TORQUE DIP
>MUH LAP TIMES
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Im conviced /o/ is made up of nothing more than benchracers, bus riders, and poorfags. Maybe you faggots go and actually drive a vehicle before shitting on one while you slurp on a car with almost literally the same specs.

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Just looking at this new nocarshitposter makes me kek, new friends want to be Alphonse so bad

>>17088872
15-20k

r33 gtr would kill your leased camaro. I like how you're trying to go for the "My dad is richer than your dad" argument btw. Also where's the bread?

>>17088867
>>17088861

True autism right here

>>17088878
>leased camaro
Lease luxury cars, lease higher end sports cars, but leasing a fucking camaro, why?

>>17088873
Its still slow faggot. Cry more about how you bought it because it looked fast but actually wasn't.

>>17088878
Clearly you didnt lurk the thread, the camaro is not leased. You say 15 to 20k yet wont give an exact amount, why do I get the feeling it was more like 600 bucks?

>>17088890
how about
>lease nothing
also
>finance nothing
If you can't pay in full you can't afford it

>>17088891
I didn't buy shit but judging from all that projecting you must have. Maybe you can lease a Demon next so you can feel special about your stock HP and torque.

moral of the story the best sportcars you can get is a maxima

>>17088898
>If you can't pay in full you can't afford it
You've just excluded 90% of /o/.

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>>17088884
>normalfaggotry
>autism

That's not how it works.

>>17088901
>>17088910
guys, he's broken

>>17088897
I know the camaro is not leased. It's like calling someone a fag. They probably don't take dick literally. It's called an insult.

>my dad is richer than your dad
>give me an exact ammount
>no i don't feel like going outside to post bread on hood

sage, not responding till you post your bread friendo. Til then, get eternally btfo nocarfag

>>17088921
DLETE HIS

s/o/viet just broke this man

>>17088921
KEK
>m-muh straight line

>>17088921
Make fun of it all you want, I hate chevy, I cant wait to get a new car. Good job at taking the topic away from how you were only pretending to be a retard

>>17088923

Im sorry your dad does not love you

>>17088934
Why did you take away your faggot name to kiss your own ass bro?

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>>17088938
>I hate chevy
>i blindly bought one because i'm fucking stupid
>i take out my anger on 86's
>i'm so supset
The state of (YOU)

>>17088940
EAT. FRESH.

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>>17088938
BTFO NOCARFAG, RIP IN DADDY'S MONEY
>I-i don't even like chevy
>haha i distracted you all along

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>>17088949
I didnt buy one though. Stay poor poorfag

>>17088944
i don't even like s/o/viet but it's obvious how much he's in you're head. sad really you really are upset that he cockblocked your whole thread
>lmao so hard

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>>17088952
Wait, do i not have a car or does my daddy buy me cars? You said I was both in the same post

>>17088951
>Drives a used miata
>Mad his dad is poor

>>17088963
>Good job soviet!
>I-i-i-i dont even like him!

You are like that one faggot who said he was getting off the trump train, lost a bunch of followers and backtracked

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>>17088975
>Drives a used miata
>Mad his dad is poor
you are very new here friend, explains how you can't into shitposting or car engines. lurk moar

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>>17088975
COMPLETE MENTAL B R E A K D O W N

please save yourself anon you're gonna have an aneurysm just leave

>>17088983
i just got here and saw him BTFO a nocar fag. i'm laughing desu

>>17088984
>Hes only pretending to be retarded!!!

You are cancer

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>>17088994
>That wasnt me! I just g-g-g-got here!

>>17088988
Why would I leave, im actually laughing pretty hard

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all this samefagging. This thread is way too far gone

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>>17088995
How do you know what /o/ cancer is if you're new here? kill you are self

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>>17089005
>>17089008
Wait, if im new, how did I make those gt86 threads years ago?

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>>17089008
jej

I dislike you for your commie ways but ur pretty ok at slinging shit

>>17089020
Please stop samefagging you faggot

>>17089018
>gt86 threads years ago?
you didn't you weren't here you need to go back, >>>/b/

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>>17089028

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>>17089032
So soviet is a liar? HOLY SHIT THE COMMIE JUST GOT BTFO

>>17088605
Am I missing something? He has a small dick because he drives a corvette?

DAAAAAAAAAAD DAAAAAAAAAAAD THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF ME AGAIN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17088236
>brz
>0-60
>8.6 seconds
>Miata
>0-60
>5.8 seconds
Im so fucking done

>>17089004
>GT86 Thread
>Not a shitpost thread
Pick one.

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>>17089038I
This is /o/. If you dont drive a shitbox with retarded mods you have a small dick.

>>17089036
literally grasping at straws the shitposter got btfo by a guy that rides bicycles. sucks to be you right now

>>17089043
rip, saw a s/o/viet namefag arguing with some trump people and going full bernout so I assumed.

>>17089042
brz is 6.2

>>17089043
Oh okm whose Prez/o/s?

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>>17089052
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD BUY ME A BMWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ELLIOT RODGERS WAS SUCH ACOOL GUY I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE HIM DAD I HATE CAMAROS PEOPLE DON'T EVEN THINK I'M RICH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>17089054
I forgive you for being retaerded

>>17089056
lol he really is new here, let him figure it out

>>17089062
thx bb u too

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>>17089056

>>17089124
don't spoonfeed this shitposter, make him lurk more before he has the courage to make another stupid thread

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>>17089042

>>17089138

Something tells me that pic once contained futa but has since been cropped out.

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>>17088414
>its not made for straight line speed. its made for corners

>>17089055
it wasn't against that minivan LOL

>>17089204
it was an automatic, manual is 6.2

>>17089213
The auto was supposed to get 7.2
why do I feel the manual is oversold to?
LOL sorry kid, brz sucks

>>17089225
don't even care, nobody buys an auto 86. 6.2 is fast enough. i have other faster cars that are less fun to drive, can you say the same?

>>17089236
My C5 is so much funner than the BRZ i test drove.
If I wanted a Subaru, i'd get an sti. If I wanted a performance compact, i'd get an old miata and turbo it. If I wanted to really have fun, I'd fix my mk 3 supra instead of building a duplex. You sound like someone who doesn't have liquidity aka poor fag on credit.

>>17089260
>funner

autismo plz

>>17089273
>t.poorfag
sorry, didnt realize i was being graded on these comments :^)

>>17089283
hey weren't you the guy that got completely btfo?

>>17089287
>this is his best response
One day you'll get a car that doesn't run on gerbils,
dont worry

>>17089295
>this is his response
One day you'll get a car, don't worry

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>>17089260
>My C5 is so much funner than the BRZ i test drove.
>If I wanted a Subaru, i'd get an sti.
i did, running a few laps around a dealer lot won't say much about a car. Should have got a C4 zr1 instead but ya blew it

>>17089299
How retarded are you?

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>>17088921
I still can't believe this shit.

>>17088621
Do it. But you better fucking turbo

>>17089395
explain..

>>17088236
I used to work with a dude who bought a PT Cruiser. Some dude asked him why he bought it. He said it was because he liked to go fast.

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Buy used brz for $15k

Buy 5k turbo kit, install by myself for free or pay 2k for an install

WEW LAD 22k for the greatest sub 40k sports car on the market

>>17089437
Or just get a car for $22k that's not cucked out of the factory and is faster than a blower brz.

i.e WRX STi or 2011+ Stang 5.0 and even a lightly modded 370z.

>>17089586
those are all marginally heavier

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>>17089437
>greatest sub 40k sports car on the market

>>17089586
>vapebaru impreza

>>17089630
>San Francisco
>DZTROYA
you get your butthole DZTROYED

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>>17089694

>>17088427
>mfw 2014 v8 is still here
Post your cartoon shark and leave

>>17089704
>dealing with that shithole
>Looking like a 60yo man
>Girls think you're compensating

>>17089723

it has 100k miles on it: https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cto/6089748244.html

>>17089745
it's not, 26k for a corvette with 100k miles is no bueno

>>17089751

yea you're right, everyone should just get an 86

>>17089803
no, just any car that hasn't been redlined for 100k miles.

>>17089395
apparently, pretty retarded.

>>17089808
You can't redline it for 100k miles without getting stuck in the torque dip for at least as many.

>>17089722
>Girls think you're compensating
>t.never seen a girl in the wild
Girls like sitting in nice cars. They know nowthing about cars and barely know how to put gas in them, you fucktard

>>17089920
this is true, but that V8 doesn't make it sporty nor fun to drive, friend of mines 2008 has the shittiest numb steering ive ever felt.

You're also paying parts premium and general upkeep is $$$ because its a "vette"

>muh v8
shit gasmilage
Power to weight ratio is negligible

if you ever get the chance to drive a turbo brz/86 you would know

>>17090052
Even a stock brz. I started out just being a dick on offramps because fucking get out of my way taking stupid lines and making me watch your 40deg body roll at 10mph get out of the way.

And then the rest leave to your imagination. It sucks in many ways, but it gets up and around traffic when you want.

>slower than some giant American van thing in a straight line
>people are still buying and enjoying them

I think deep down that's why you're upset

>>17092887
Only one upset here is you, bumped a thread 13 hours later to vent your frustration. Plenty of autism in you

>>17088236
>a 2012 GT86 costs £13k in my area
I'd rather buy an MR-S and swap a 2zz into it, it'd be faster, handle better and come out cheaper than buying a GT86.

>>17088236

HAHAHAHA

what a time to be alive

>>17094007
Why are you so upset OP?

>>17088236
Because
>wants to buy a car that feels fast