>tfw no qt3.14 gf

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i never had a girlfriend

and im 26 years old

I used to have the qt'est gf who didn't have a car so I'd take her places sometimes but wouldn't let her pay me and she would always hide money in that door you open to fill up gas

>>17085821
:(

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>>17085805
I've lost plenty of chances because of my car, because of it I've never had a successful relationship.
>I don't have a car
>or license
Working on both at least.
>mainly because just got back in contact with QT 9/10 friend from HS who's stated she'd be open to dating me
>she's a year older but had stayed single since she graduated and came to my graduation despite living over 50 miles away at that point
>after we'd been completely out of touch for a year
>she initially applied at my school and would've started the next semester but got huge scholarships to another school nearby
>we're now at colleges 50 miles apart and would be dating if I had a car
>tfw senpai noticed me but because of my parents handicapping my driving in high school (by preventing me from taking lessons, practicing, or getting my learner's permit) I can't make a move
She might be transferring to my school next year, which would help a bit.

I worked at a dodge dealership and got a one night stand when I was doing a overnight cross state dealer trade transporting a shaker 392

>>17085922
please do tell anon

>>17085805
Kind of.

I met a girl through a few mutual friends on a night out, we got on really well, so I asked her on a date and got her number. Texting back and fourth for a few days, all seems well. Come the day of the date I was going to pick her up at 7pm, but when I went to my car in the afternoon it wouldn't start and I didn't have time to look at it for the rest of the day. No problem, I will just borrow my Dad's car, he was cool with it. Should mention at this point his car at the time was a brand new Audi RS6, nothing too ostentatious and fairly subtle, but a nice car none the less.

7pm comes round so I drove to her house, which was in a pretty rough neighbourhood. All is fine. Pull up outside, and go to the door. Her dad answers, and before I can even introduce myself he looks at the Audi and turns white. Girl comes downstairs, and stops when she sees her dad. He then says "who the fuck does this cunt think he is?" to which I have no idea what to say. "This fucking boy turns up in a car worth more than our house? Who the fuck do you think you are bringing here?". I tried to explain, but was getting nowhere. Said it was properly best that I left, to which her dad slammed the door in my face. Got in the car and drove off. Never heard from her again, and according to out mutual friends I really upset her family. Still don't know what to make of that one, was a very strange day

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>>17085980
poorfags gonna poorfag anon

>>17085980
did you try contacting her after those events or were you like fuck it

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>>17085805
No.
This board is /r9k/ with cars.

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>>17085980
>so jelly of your supposed wealth he instantly flies into a rage about it instead of considering that his daughter would be set for life if she married a rich boy
>car worth more than his house
Dude must have been fucking destitute.

>>17085821
This feel

>>17086053
I sent her a message a couple of hours later basically asking what that was all about, but no response. Explained to her friends what happened a few days later so they at least heard my side, they seemed fine with it, but have remarked a couple of times since then that I offended her family.

My mates all laughed when I told them, as did my Dad when I came back so quickly. Ended up going to the pub with him instead so it wasn't an evening lost

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>>17086062
FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK

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>"you love that little car of yours more than you love me"
>"I hate riding in your car, my back hurts and I'm carsick"
>"you're fucking the counter girl at oreillys aren't you? you sure seem to love being there"
>"what do you mean you drove three hours in the middle of the night just for fun? who are you seeing?"

bitches just don't understand

>>17086132
>"you're fucking the counter girl at oreillys aren't you? you sure seem to love being there"

10/10 made me kek hard

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>>17086062
why did you post this

i feel like every time i speed with my boyfriend in the car our relationship gets real rocky

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>>17085821
feel of the century

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>>17085805
>banged a girl because of she wanted to ride in my RSX-S of all cars
>got ghosted because of durrifto in my s13 scared the shit out her, and it had a bunch of weeb shit in it(she was a chinese foriegn student) i think the rising sun sticker from the prev owner triggered her
>high school sluts are gravitated to my wrx at car meets, as their boyfriends akwardly follow and ask retarded questions and try to compare their 20 y/o single jingle honda to it.

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>>17085821
22 and feeling the same man

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My AE86 caused serious tension in my 5 year long relationship. She was vaguely interested in 80s cars before I got it, even wanted her own AW11, but after experiencing the AE86, she's grown to hate cars and car culture. Literally any talk about cars will put her in a bad mood.

Bitches really do like AC and comfort. Fucking faggots.

>>17085805
im sure my stickies have raised eyebrows, rather have them than a gf at this point

>>17085821
>>17086318
>23 here these feels are too much

>>17086062
wtf I love jdm now

>>17085821
31 here. It only gets worse.

>>17085805
>gf

I do work full time and go to college (no qts at either place). I get like 1.5 days off for any personal things I need to do.

>>17085805
>Living in the european country that has the largest pick-up truck market in the continent
>Wanting one since kid
>Always working to one day own one
>Find girl, marry
>Share the wants and wishes of eachother
>She disapproves of the pick-up idea due to environmental reasons
>wtf is this feminist bullshit
>told her it's either the shit i wanted for ages or she can fuck off
>still together

Worked for me.

>>17085805
No, but cheerleaders used to change in my car on the way to practice
>anon, don't look at us while we change *giggles*
>adjust my rear view mirror so I can see better
>they giggle more as they're changing

You just know they love it when you do that stuff.

>>17085821
>>17086917
30 here. I'm pretty comfortable alone tbdesu.

>>17086930
>I get like 1.5 days off for any personal things I need to do.
You mean fap and shitpost on /o/, make some friends and drink some alcohol you pussy

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Absolutely. /o/ is the unofficial Akina Speedstars fanclub.

>you will never hang out with your /o/ bros at Dairy Queen or at a bar and talk about being single

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_GX3lnfPgs

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>tfw bf
he isn't really into cars though, which is annoying sometimes

>>17088137
Why so many faggots and furries on /o/ FFS

>>17088137
i know that feel with my husband. but at least he learned to drive standard transmission for me and doesnt freak out when we go hektic on teh touge

he also doesnt get mad when i bring home 300$ shitboxes all the time

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>>17088143
i understand the hate for furries but what do you have against h/o/m/o/s?

>>17088153
All the homosexuals here just so happen to be furries as well, your first day here?

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>>17088143
maybe because faggots like cars and women dont

really makes u think

>>17088170
>>17088174
Ah yes, really activates my almonds

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>>17088170
no, you can count me out of that crowd since i have a job and am generally well-liked in real life

i'm not regularyiffreviews

>>17085805
she hated the fact I almost bough a civic and wouldn't talk to me for a day. Dropped her in a second with no regrets. Still haven't cried or regretted four months later

>>17088182
>mfw im despised on this board but in real life im trailer trash but still manage to have friends while not giving a fuck

feels good man

>>17088190
>but in real life im trailer trash
Explains why your husband has a mullet

>>17088190
to each their own, jerk off to whatever

i just think it's genuinely retarded to rp animals or other secondlife shit like that in real life

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>>17088199
he has long hair down to his ass and its usually in a classy af pony tail

perfect for grabbing as i fug his boipuss

>>17087988
Damn it Dad, I told you to stop creeping on my friends!

>>17088204
Get this degeneracy out of here Pronto!

>>17088213
nah, also my boyfriend has a jew fro but its cute tho

>>17088137
I had an ex who drives an escort zx2
>he never got my zetec just kicked in yo memes

>>17088227
So you cheat on you're husband too? Degeneracy at its purest form

Can the faggots leave this thread?
Cool thanks

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>>17088241
haha no, we all live together

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>>17088248
nope

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>>17088248
after u m9

>>17088260
Now I understand why you're so annoying.
Gays are truly awful.

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>>17088326
and yet somehow this board thinks you are worse

Really make u think rite m8

i can sleep easy knowing the fucktard in a volvo that cant drive is hated more than i

>>17086960
>his dream involves owning a fucking truck

>>17088326
Not as awful as your driving skills

>>17088330
At least I'm not a gay tho, feels good.

>>17088355
you should probably become gay because thats the only way anyone is going to touch your dick m8

>>17088360
Yeah, that's typically why people become gay, it's desperation.
Proof: you

>>17088330
wait is mrcummy the driver in that webm of some unwashed hipster almost driving over a cliff?

>>17085908

Holy shit she's thirsty for you. Get a bus pass.

>>17088374
Yeah, going like 20mph.

>>17088373
oh boy u sure got m8, im bi though not gay, i just prefer the company of men over bitchy wimminz

>>17088374

yes he is that retard

>>17088383
>>17088386
jesus christ well no wonder he's salty and sad, everything invalidated

>>17088374
>unwashed hipster

Is it a hipster thing to look like a 2005-2010 sweaty autist that plays WoW and paints warhammer models these days?

I'm confused about who is fur and who is homo.
Please take survey

http://www.strawpoll.me/12826935

>>17088386
>I'm bi
Even more proof you're desperate, you'll literally take anything you can get
Lmfao

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>>17088402
>on damage control
>calling someone else desperate

>>17088402
im not desperate enough to touch you with a 10 foot pole m8

>>17088045
I shitpost on /o/ while at work and school. I literally leave my house at 7am, and get home at 11pm Mon-Fri, then Saturday I have to do all the shit around the house. What kind of girl wants a BF who can only hang out on Sunday's and Saturday afternoon?

>>17088422
Who said anything about me?
Do you still talk with your parents?
Do they know you're a degenerate?

>>17088426
i dunno you seem pretty hard up seeing as you are trying to get my D
>yes
>yes

>>17085805
Twice, although I wouldn't say it was me who lost them. The first refused to go to dinner with me when I arrived in my immaculately clean, but very uncool daily driver. The second web to dinner in my daily, but then was appalled at my gas guzzler and refused to be with someone who cared so little for the planet.

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Namefags

>>17088433
>trying to get D
Literally why would you even think this

>>17088433
>Male
>Lives with husband and boyfriend
I do think that's pretty degenerate, sorry m8

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>>17088454
its pretty obvious desu senpai

but you are just too fugly for me to touch

>>17088454
You do happen to be asking him a lot of questions about his life.

>>17088459
Holy shit what, I missed that part.
I wonder if he's into cuckoldry, sits there and watched the dude fuck his husband.
Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.

>>17088471
>projecting this hard

damn dude we get it you are desperate as fuck to see anything sexual

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Get a room nigger tranny faggots

>>17088424
Girls have lifes too, they don't like clingy virgins like you they appreciate their personal time/space. Meet some people,drink with them,meet some sloots. Then you'll be able to change your stupid name

>>17088475
I don't have a husband, how the fuck can I project?
You're losing it.

>>17088471
>implying you wouldn't want to watch your boyfriend's cock sliding in and out of your husband's supple asshole
>implying you wouldn't want to take a turn on his sloppy hole once it's filled with cum
>implying that the feeling of cum as lube isn't god-tier

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>>17088253
officially jealous

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>>17088489
i fuck dragons ftfy

>>17086930
Fuck off, m8. My current gf and I started dating two years ago when I was working third shift at Wal Mart full time. 5 nights a week I worked from 10pm-7am and the only nights I had off were week nights. That's a shitty excuse. Now I work elsewhere and have a much better schedule and higher pay. All I'm saying is that it can be done, anoj. Just get gud and don't let excuses get in your way.

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>>17088492
ahh so i was right to begin with that no one will touch your dik

>>17088493
This is why nobody likes gays, this is why one in ten gays has HIV.
Your parents aren't happy with you, even if they say they don't care.
You're self destructive like all gays are, hopefully you'll see before it's too late.

>>17088487
>Tfw 20
>Not old enough to drink but old enough to operate a motor vehicle, go into armed forces, and own an ASSAULT WEAPON TM

>>17088498
Funny because you can already see how much a clingy bitch he'd be once he gets laid. Women. Like their space

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>>17088509
>tfw no aids or any stds at all

surprising since i used to be a massive slut

now i just stick to what i have because i experienced plenty of degeneracy before i decided to get married

>>17088516
XD

>>17088517
How else would they create a cuck?

>>17088531
>used to be a slut
We already know, you're gay.
Promiscuity is rampant in the gay community.
Another reason to avoid gays if there weren't already enough.

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>>17088541
better to have been a slut than a permavirgin like u

anyways im pretty sure i won this fight so im gonna go now

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>>17088531
>married

Who is the cuck then? Your husband or you?

>>17088554
no one m8 guys have more than 1 hole you know

>>17088548
>I'm pretty sure I won
Delusional homosexual, like clockwork

>>17088554
comic genuinely made me lol

>>17088548
>Yeah well I get fucked by two dudes at once so I win
LMAO

>>17088571
>delusional homosexual, likes cockwork

>>17088577
you should try putting stuff up your butt sometime, it's pretty great

>>17088587
>atleast he gets to be a cocksheath
Lol

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>>17088595
At least I can't get aids from a dog lmfao

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>>17088606
>At least I can't get aids from a dog lmfao

>>17088620
I let my dogs defend me, they'll eat his faggot ass alive.
I train them to attack gays.

>>17088626
Jesus Christ this thread

>>17086062
Yeah boi post more

>>17085805
Not yet, my gf was molested in the same model car as my shitbox. She said she doesn't care as long as I don't make her ride in it. That'll probably change in a few years

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>>17086318
are you me?

>>17086062
This video reminds me of my first gf, and how we'd fug almost every day in the back of my is300.

>TFW ur qt poni gf can drive a stick but u cant

>>17088626
imagine being this ass backwards in reasoning

do you train your dogs by letting them eat your own ass

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>gets girlfriend
>no car
>bore my girlfriend to death because i cant drive her to anywhere fun

Many years later:
>finally get a decent car
>yay i can take a womans on fun dates
>no gf
>still hopelessly single

I swear to god my life is a simulation made to fuck with me as much as possible

Well bye guys suicide is my only option hahahahahahahahahhaha fuck everything

>>17089560
Stop making fun of me!! thats my situation right now!

>>17085805
Lots of girls wanted me to t each them stick shift in high school. Looking back I realize they wanted more but I was crushing on the girl that would eventually be my wife so I taught them but ignored all their advances.

I really dont think women give much of a shit about cars though. Chad gets the girl in his 3k civic or his ferrarri.

if your ugly women will not care that you have a BMW.

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>>17085805
My ex hated my shitbox Celica and then my Chevy 1500 to the point she looked down on me because of them.

>The only acceptable cars were Mercedes, BMW, and Jeep for some fucking reason

>tfw 7 years from wizard status

>>17090227
Glad to hear you got rid of the status hungry bitch

>>17085980
>be me
>blue collar family, do alright
>girlfriend comes from proper money
>her family despises me for being a social climbing poorfag
>she says fuck them and takes me on trips all the time, all expenses paid
Being a madpoor isn't worth it.

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>>17085805
My ex loved my truck. Then we broke up on good terms. She still sees it a lot because my good friend lives down the street kek.

>>17085821
>19
>had 1 gf
>In uni now and dont know a single girl
Am I doing this right?

>>17086078
He's wasn't jelly. He doesn't want his daughter dating a spoiled brat.

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What I learned from this thread
>most of /o/ is khs virgins
>most of /o/ doesnt habe a gf
>vtak is a literal homo
>Mcrummy got mad shitposting skills
I was in tears throughout that entire thing
>/o/ hates bmw because they cant get laid with their shitbox

I've been on this board for 3 fucking years and I had no clue it was literally r9k with cars. Step your pussy hunting games up. Its not hard

I'm 18 and I've never had a gf. I live alone in my apartment and even the thought of talking to people gives me anxiety. I can pretty much only go out at night and the only reason I haven't offed myself is because maybe someday I'll own a car that I can work on and travel with.

>>17091296
>literal homo

being straight is for faggots m8

everyone knows i made the right choice by dumping the bitches and getting the D

>20 years old
>never had a gf
I never find the opportunity to make friends at all. If only i could know how to make friends i would be set

>>17091315
>go to bar
That is literally what I did and I'm surrounded with people I enjoy.

>>17091296
>step your pussy hunting games up
>its not that hard
>its not that hard
Oh, i see, your advice is to just 'get' a girlfriend right? oh ok, lemme just put on my girlfriend seeking hat, go outside and just pick out any woman i want to be my girlfriend WOOOW its that simple huh? what a concept, all this time i was bitching how i cant get a girlfriend when the solution was right in front of me all this time, just GET a GIRLFRIEND WHO KNEW IT WAS THAT SIMPLE RIGHT?

>>17091316
i thought bars were for old people and loud old men

>>17091325
Quit being such a basic bitch m8.

It's really not that hard to go out and meet people, I'm an autist ffs and I still managed to have friends and get laid

>>17091337
>JUST make friends
>JUST get a girlfriend
>JUST get laid
shut up, none of this actually happens

>>17091330
No wonder you're a friendless, handholdless virgin beta.

>>17091330
M8, you're missing out

Where are you located?

>>17091350
It does actually. You just need to put in the effort to meet people. They won't always come to you

>>17085805
dunno if this counts
threw my current missus out of my taxi for being a cheeky obnoxious cunt one friday night in 1996
she appeared at the taxi rank the next day and apologised.
so i suggested we go grab a couple of drinks

21 years and 2 sons later we're still together

>>17088114
>lonely dooribu feels

>>17091350
>WAAAH WHY DONT I GET THINGS AUTOMATICALLY
This generation is so fucked. I swear to God.

>>17091362
Does she know about the Faketaxi shit you got on the side?

Yes and yes. My ex fell in love with my BMW and then with me.
She got mad in the end as I loved that car more than her.

>>17091356
stralia

but when you say bar you sure you're not talking about clubs? i hate clubs

no, but i did went out on a date once who said my opel vectra from 1993 in bordeaux red and an interior made up out of empty mcdonalds bags and other trash was a nice car.

She was obviously sarcastic... that wasn't very nice of her.

>>17091367
>superiority complex
its okay buddy, your generation was the better generation, did that feel good to hear?

>>17091359
>everyone itt is feeling that feel
>i complain about know that feel
>now everyone suddenly has a girlfriend
>everyones an expert now
im gonna tea bag you

>>17091376
Clubs and bars. The best place to meet people other than school

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>>17085805
My gf wanted me to buy this car back cause it had the best back seats for fug, if that counts.

I used to take my ex on the toe gay in my EP3 Civic Type R. We'd hoon and have a good time and then find somewhere secluded to have a discreet fuck. She let me cum inside her because she knew I didn't want to get jizz on my seats and it would be too uncomfortable for her to jump off me and suck me to bust and I'd probably nut before she got her mouth on me. It was risky but that was a huge turn on for both of us. Then I lost my job in '08 and we broke up. I moved out of her flat and since then I've never left my parent's place since I can't afford it. I mean, I could afford a house share very comfortably but I ain't paying some scumbag landlord £550 a month when I pay that to my parents and the money helps them out.

>>17091384
>was
I'm 29. We're part of the same generation you daft shit. We're both millennials according to most sources.

>>17091401
get off your podium, if we go down we go down together

accept the truth

>>17086132
>"what do you mean you drove three hours in the middle of the night just for fun? who are you seeing?"

Fuck, that gets me

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>>17085805
desu you guys have probably been deflecting girls by dropping copious amounts of spaghetti

>>17086132
>>17091428
Fucking hell. I did this once. Came home from work 4 hours late because I was mad as fuck (rough day) and wanted to play some music and cruise my blues away. Walk through the door and I'm battered with a hurricane of abuse and accusations. "Go check the dashcam, honey."

Shut her up, but holy shit.

>End up dating a girl after she wanted to know what it was like on the back of a bike
>Take her on a dozen trips
>Fast forward 10 months, she moves in to my flat
>FF1 more month
>Anon, I think it's time you sold that bike now that we're serious

>>Wat

>It's the bike or me

Lol, stupid bitch, if she ever listened to me she'd know bikes are lyf.

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>>17085821
>it's an abstract kind of feel

>>17091448
Why do women do this

>>17091350
Yo tinder muh niggy, it's free pussy, literally swipe for everyone and tell your matches what they want to hear

>>17091451
Not sure, like they're all fucking over you as if it's pussy bait, but then once you've reeled them in it's suddenly such a bad, nasty thing.

Personally, I think it's some kind of power trip. They pick your most loved thing and try to become #1 by taking it out "If you really love me, you'll give up X thing you love as much to prove your love".

Maybe, if you come with a key and I can fill you up whenever the fuck I want.

>>17085821
F

>>17088397
Be nice to /tg/

>>17088397
Painting miniatures is sum gud shiz, niggu

>>17088355
middle schoolers can't drive cars or be on 4chan silly, think you're looking for gamefaqs

>>17085821
28

It hurts.

>>17085821
dont worry senpai
we're all going to waifuland after we die because we remained pure

>>17091448
She wants you to fuck her at semi-regular intervals for an indefinite period of time. You have to admit being roadkill would be a not insignificant impediment to this.

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>>17085980
>a brand new Audi RS6, nothing too ostentatious

>a 605bhp hyperwagon
>nothing too ostentatious

I'm so autistic that I can't stand being around people except a couple specific friends I mesh with somehow. I know that love at first sight isn't a thing and you basically have to pick up random bitches and get to know them better before you eventually find one you get along with okay, but I can't tolerate the trial period long enough to bother at all. So I only make moves on women I already know and feel comfortable with, who are few and far between in the first place, who generally reject me because we're already established as "just friends."
Come at me.

>>17085821
I didn't have a girlfriend until I was 25 and it lasted less than a year because I wasn't that into her and the commute to her house was even further than the one to my job at the time.

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>recently got roomie/gf
>likes my car because she's too young to get a license herself

yay i guess?

>>17091281
Yes goyim, things are going perfectly.

>>17091862
>Too young for a license
>Lives with you
Wew lad

>>17092051
well, it was an orphan, and i was alone af so why not

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>>17092070

>>17092079
??

>>17087988
did you drive a minivan anon?

>>17092070
Inb4 actually a runaway and her parents and a cop show up at your door

>>17086308
youre not allowed to tell lies on the internet right?

>>17092150
nah, they died about 5 years ago. Poor thing has been living in forster homes and half shitty families since

>>17086912
kek

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My girlfriend was initially really intimidated by my MR2 when I first picked her up, but also thought it made me look cool because of it. Don't get me wrong though. I didn't get her because of the car. I pretty much had an anxiety attack right after I picked her up because I was so nervous. Luckily she thought it was really endearing and only made things easier for me. Regardless, you really don't get girls because of the car. If that's your idea, then you're bound to fail.

>>17092162
anon, just a quick question: What is the legal driving age in your country?

>>17092210
18

>>17085908
Dude. She wants your cock so bad, make it work. Bus passes at my uni are ~170 American bucks, they last a whole semester. My girlfriend's uni has free bus passes as long as you have your school ID. make it work anon.

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>>17088697
lol

>>17090227
>dated a girl
>didn't sleep with her

Are you stupid or just Yuropoorean?

>>17090227
funny enough I hit wizard status.. and then found a gf.. there's recovery from wizardry

how did this turn into r9k so quickly

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>>17085805
I've never gotten a girl BECAUSE of a car, but they certainly help.

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>>17092547
Because it's a thread about girlfriends on 4chan

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>been dating some girl for a bit
>have both agreed that we want to make this a long term thing, hopefully with marriage and all that happy shit
>we talked about this like 2 weeks ago
>just today she says she's thinking about going into the peace corps next year once she gets her EMT certification
>I'm in the middle of an apprenticeship so international travel isn't exactly something I can do
>she'd be in some 3rd world country for a year, I wouldn't be able to see her because of my job's hours and I doubt she'd be able to travel back and forth to see me

I feel like I just got fucking bait-and-switched. I'm not gonna dump her but I'm also not an idiot and I know how much of a strain a situation like that can put on a relationship.


>at least my DR650 will never leave me

>>17093708
It's over anon she's gonna get creampied in all holes by 3rd world chads.

>>17093708
I had a distant cousin (or something like that) go into the peace corps after she got her undergrad degree

She ended up getting kicked out (or ran out) for sex with villagers or something. she was in like Tonga.

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>>17094184
>>17094221
Thanks for helping me calm down and not worry about this any more guys I really appreciate it

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>>17085821

I keep reminding myself it's not worth the heartbreak or financial drain to ease the hurt

>>17094237
Anon, you'll have to swallow reality at some point.

If relationships don't last a single semester in college, I doubt they'll last through the peace corps

>>17087999
Nice trips, stay comfy wizard-kun.

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>>17094247
Well, it's still about a year and change away from when she actually applies or gets ready to apply. Maybe she'll change her mind or we'll break up before then or something else

Still, it was fucking annoying for her to drop that shit on my shoulders out of the blue and ask me how I'd feel if she was gone for a year. I've been in a couple LDR's and they're a pain in the fucking ass. I know I can deal with distance but the girls I tried with, weren't able to deal with it

>>17094262
Yes, given that time frame things will likely change. For your sake I hope the better.

Only the densest, strongest headed and those without ambition do the peace corps. It's fucking stupid.

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>>17086383

Holyshit, are you me?

My ex of 4 years hated that I spent more time and money on my 86 than her.

Her friend's boyfriends were all emasculated badgewhores with leased bimmers.

Even my current GF hates riding in my 86, bitches jus don't understand.

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>>17094271
Mostly she wants to do it so she can get clinic time in for PA school but there's other ways, so I don't REALLY think she'll apply. If she does, I'll just roll with it and try not to be too surprised if she ends up dumping me or confessing that she fucked some other dude or something while she was away.

Like I said, at least I'll have my motorcycle

>>17094237
Sorry anon, people are people, they are not going to spend an entire year without sex. Think of this as an opportunity to become a stronger person.

At all times, you must be prepared to lose. Obviously you won't do this overnight but it's a good direction to take your mind in.

>>17094237
>>17094247
You'll have to swallow the reality of your situation just like she'll be swallowing african semen

>>17094273
nice car m8

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>>17088340
:D

>>17094395
i don't like trucks

...but i like that one

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>>17094329
> they are not going to spend an entire year without sex.


>tfw I've spent 24 years without sex

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>>17094441
>in a post tinder world i honestly dont know how virgins cant get laid
are you trying to be a wizard or do you set the bar too high
>i can fuck a different fat chick for every day of the week if i want to

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>>17094480
not him, but...

>fat chicks

>>17094514
i mean, i like a little meat, sometimes. but have some dignity, man

>>17094480
>fat chicks
no thanks sir I'd rather be alone

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>>17094507
used to fuck skinny bitches
>high maintenance
>usually boring in bed, no blowjobs or anal for you anon-kun
>will leave you in a heartbeat if an alternative arises or relationship becomes inconvienent for for them
Thicc
>If shes high maintenance she probably pays for it herself
>Freaky, blowjobs on demand
>loyal even if your not
i have a small harem of thicc qt's in the tri state area, and if feels great fampai

>>17094480
Tried that, never got a single swipe. Some of us are just plain unattractive lad.

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>>17094543
i dont even know what that means. But i'd rather have small petite and flat than big and fat

Big and strong though...

>>17086062
Is that Linustechtips fucking his wife?

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>>17094545
you this
>but do you really mean it
imagine resting your head in these puppies and pass tf out

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>Qt wants me to get a "jeep" (any SUV) because she hates tiny cars like mine

What are some fun suvs with manual transmissions? Do you think I can get a hatchback and pretend it's an suv?

>>17094578
my 4runner was manual

>>17094273
>girls like nice cars rather than old toyota shitboxes

you don't say

>>17094578
XJ Cherokees come in stick and there were enough made you can still actual find them.

>>17094574
I would pass out, but only because of the smell.

>>17094578
>fun
>suv

uhmm... i'd guess X3? Or just a wagon?

>>17094574
they are saggy already. Moderation is the key