What's her name /o/?
>>17076234
S2000-Chan
M A C K 1 0
Big Sherly
disaster
Even a Mondial T is better than those shitpiles
>>17076234
Great Little Car
>>17076234
shaniqua
>>17076234
Mitsuha.
Mogi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJOqJYSZf9w
>>17076234
Cunty McCuntface
>>17076234
... 360 wheels on a 348?
>>17076351
Better be a Mitsubishi.
>>17076234
Giuliana
Valentina.
Vittoria
>>17076234
I have a few names for her
Aurora
Laura
Francesca
Alice
Rosina
Ornella
Milana
Enrichetta
Oriana
>naming a car
>>17076875
That's my wife's name too.
Oh, we are naming cars? WTF is this?
Alexis
>>17077453
>Oh, we are naming cars? WTF is this?
Yeah
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri: Tonight, you pukes will sleep in your cars. You will give your car a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this machine. This weapon of steel and aluminum. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!
>[Recruits press the open button on their keyfobs]
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri: Prepare to enter!
>[Recruits step back towards their garages. The recruits who'll be sleeping in the upper garages turn towards them and start climbing the stairs]
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri': Enter!
>[Recruits quickly hop into their cars]
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri: Port, hut!
>[Recruits turn the key and turn on the headlights]
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri: Pray!
>Recruits: [simultaneously] This is my car. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My car is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my car is useless. Without my car, I am useless. I must drive my car true. I must lap faster than my rivals, who are trying to beat me. I must beat him before he beats me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: My car and myself are defenders of my records, we are the masters of our rivals, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no rivals, but peace. Amen.
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri: Order, hut!
>[Recruits lay in their cars at the backseat]
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri: At ease! [She turns the garage lights off] Good night, fuccbois.
>Recruits: Good night, ma'am!
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri: [to night watchman] Hit it, sweetheart.
>Night Watchman: Ma'am, aye-aye, ma'am!
>>17077584
>>17076234
>Silvia
i wish it was one
>>17077584
1/10
>>17076234
Unironically its named Alphonse
>>17077785
>>17077822
get fucked faggots
you probably don't even know what movie I'm parodying
>>17077827
kek
>>17077832
your shit wasn't funny fagit
Michèle Mouton.
>>17077836
>he actually got it and it wasn't funny
ouch
>>17077857
Nice Giulia GTA
Savannah
The [MAKE]
>>17076234
tipo 144
>>17077877
>can't tell if bait
It's an Autobianchi A112
>>17078794
Now what's the next step of your master plan?
Teggy, 'Tegra, "FWD shitbox", "How are you still running?", "CUNT", "muh baby"
Depends on context really
>>17077868
of course we got it faggot. This isn't reddit buddy
>>17076533
Do you even know your chinese cartoons bro?
>>17077270
>more displacement, still loses
turns out there's replacement for displacement
Alfaposters pls go
>>17082678
>turns out there's replacement for displacement
The one in the Alfa is detuned and has a wet sump, Alfa owners can't afford Ferrari maintenance costs and MPG for the most part.
>Alfaposters pls go
make me fgt
>>17076431
what is it?
>>17083913
saved
>>17076234
Sofia