>I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

>buying cars that disobey you

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>>17075849
>being Dave

>>17075863
It's for your own safety, goy!

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>>17075866
Hey there go- uh, guy, are you trying to disable your new Smart™ Hardcoded-Intelligence™ Shifter™ (S. H.I.T.™©) to regain control of your internet-capable always-on vehicle? That's a class Y felony, oy gev- uh, oh no!

Can't do what? Stuff used condoms and an entire box of fake cheese crackers down the lever guide?

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>>17075849

>>17075849
i don't get it

>>17075849
>having a transmission smart enough to not allow you to blow up your engine
>having a transmission that allows you to shift as you would in a manual w/o having a freakishly big left calf muscle from mashing down a clutch in traffic all day
>having the option to go full auto on days when you just want to let the car do the work for you

Yeah, it's a real bitch owning a car with a Tiptronic.

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>>17075849
Tfw my tiptronic will allow me to bounce off the redline

>>17075866
>>17076122
>>>/pol/

>>17075864
Who the fuck holds a column shifter like that?