New speeding laws tomorrow

How is 1mph over even enforceable, all Speedos are around 1.5 to 2 mph out anyway.

I'm sure road safety is going to be just great with everyone glued to their dash clocks instead of the road ahead.

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yet another reason for driverless cars.

elon musk please hurry and save humanity. thank you.

>>17071869
Mine is 4mph different. On the street cameras that tell you your speed, It'll say 30mph but my speedo says 34mph.

I don't see what the hell is wrong with the current speeding laws we have.

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Jokes on them I don't have an income.

jesus that sounds horrible
do bongistani cops regularly pull people over for 5 or 10 over?

>>17071893
I've never been pulled over but there are sometimes stationary police speed camera vans that sit on the side of a road and if you're doing 5mph over the speed limit, it'll snap you and you get a fine through the post.

>>17071898
i've never been pulled over either but i've seen less scamera vans around in recent years. i presume this applies to the fixed cameras especially average speed ones which are more common now.

>>17071869
It has nothing to do with road safety, it's just another tory stealth tax.

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>>17071898
>>17071906

I'm sure the vans are getting smaller.

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Why are you people allowing this to happen?

So doing 31mph now gets you a ticket? What the actual fuck.

This country is a joke sometimes.

>>17071943
Atleast they don't have an orange dorito as president.

>>17071943
It will be interesting to see if they enforce it that low.
It was always 10%+2mph of the speed limit before you were in trouble.

>>17071948
I found that to be a reasonable rule. So long as the driver is being safe, what's the problem but like >>17071919 said. It's just a tor stealth tax and that'll probably fund their campaign for "low tax"

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Bonus information on UK speeding enforcement: You have to be mentally handicapped to get caught since by law all traffic cameras have to be posted.

>>17071965
There is no requirement for a camera after a sign though so most roads round here have the singes up and no camera, making the signs useless.

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>>17071965
If only.

>>17071859
>express
All noise and scaremongering. Nothing will change.

>>17071990
Do a bit of speeding tomorrow for me and tell me if anything has changed.

Cheers pal.

>>17072010
What?

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>DumfriesAndGallowayLaughing.jpg

One speed camera van, no fixed cameras.

Fuck off tory scum

>>17071869
australia here, germans are laughing at us because we are glued to our speedos and not watching the roads.

i shit you not, they came down here with research to try and change our govt's mind and show them what real safety is : watching the road and got told to piss off.

now they laugh at us and our country is a laughing stock. i feel for you UK, that shit is cancer.

UK is a fucking police state. Surveillance of everything, telematics in cars, shit's ridiculous. 1984 was a fucking warning not a blue print

Someone needs to wake the fuck up

>>17071923
budget cuts

>>17071965
Only static cameras

>>17072148
So true King! #woke

>>17072148
>telematics
underageb& detected

>>17072182
Just wait a couple of years until everyone will be forced to have telematics in their car. After all, if you have nothing to hide what's the problem? Just let big daddy take car of it

>>17072148
brexit was the right move it helps prevent spread the cancer here

>>17071883
You mean yet another reason to consider the anglosphere fucking dead.

The only relevant and half sensible anglo nation isn't even anglo. It's aracial to the point where the "white" citizens are starting to look like proto-asians and acultural to the point where every national dish is actually from somewhere else.

>>17072109
Gotta make that revenue somehow

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>>17071891
Well then, you're free to go sir. Have a nice day.

>>17071859
So you're telling me that if I go 1mph over the speed limit, I could be fined up to £3000? This is a bloody outrage. This country is going down the drain. At this rate I'll have to buy a visa to one of the colonies soon.

>>17072270
Fuck off cunt, we're full

>>17072270
Nobody wants you bong

>>17072280
come to australia and help us fight against this shit.

it's not as bad here yet, we have some shit but not quite as 1984 as you guys.

>>1707186
Speedos show 3-4 kmh more than you really drive

>>17071944
That was utter shit. Try again faggot.

>>17072308
>Vauxhall Corsa

No surprises

>>17072277
>The USA
>Full
>not wanting civilized immigrants instead of shitskins or Taco Pacos

what are you, high?

>>17071944
At least he's a Freedom Dorito and isn't plunging our country into a 1984 dystopia.

>>17072382
Bongs are honorary mudslimes

>>17071859
lol, I'm 33 and retired.

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>>17072389
Fucking slammed that land-of-no-showers cuck

>>17072429
Shut up ya transgemdered wog

>>17072442
tut, tut, tut, I'm white Engrish man maaaan.
NO U

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why the hell do the cops need this kind of money? doesn't socialism and its ridiculously high taxes guaranteed public services are well funded?

>>17073098
Gotta keep the plebs in check somehow.

>>17073098
>doesn't socialism and its ridiculously high taxes guaranteed public services are well funded?

Not sure if you're from the UK but all you hear about here is MUH NHS needing more money.

But taxing people for going 1mph over the speed limit won't go towards that.

>>17071964
its not reasonable at all

suddenly you're gonna go downhill slightly, gain 1mph and be charged 25% your weekly earnings

>>17073243
It's gonna be fun to see how this pans out.

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>>17073236
>But taxing people for going 1mph over the speed limit won't go towards that.

pic related

>>17073243
I think he means the old 10+2 rule, not the new one.

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>>17073098
>socialism
>Tory government
Pick one.

>>17071869
Speedos overestimate by about 10% in my experience, so for 30 your speedo will read 33, for 50 55 etc

>>17073299
5% actually.

This is going to be shit, near me there is a fucking steep hill with a 30mph speed limit and cameras all the way along. You basically have to either be in 2nd and shag the living daylights out the engine or in 3rd and lug your way up the fucker.
>>17073303
fair dos

>>17073299
+0 to 10% is the legal tolerance for C&U regs.

>>17071944
Dorito has not restricted my freedoms.

He will rotate out of power, but Bongslavery remains.

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I wonder how long it's going to take Canada to get this bad.

Probably not very long.

>>17072234
Do not
reply
to viking
posts

Whoops :^)

Texas would get rid of speed limits if it could still get money from FHWA.

Its good idea to have fines that vary according of income because otherwise some rich people will never respect the speed limit.
Is it like in Quebec where only tickets from a cop can lead to the lost of your license or they just don’t care about innocent until proven guilty.

>>17074668
It would make sense but the fines are capped at £2500, and a lot of the richest people are on minimum wage with large dividend payments as that skirts round income tax into the much lower capital gains tax, also making this fine structure pointless.

>>17073363

It might get that bad in Ontarindia or BC. BC will impound your shit if you go over 40kmh the limit. I doubt any other parts will get that bad, well maybe the poor ass provinces.

Will you Europoors please explain to me as to why you need such "sporty, fast and perfect handling" clown cars with penalties that high?

>>17074726
Because we have twisty roads with 60mph+ limits.

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>get charged wage percentage rather than flat rate
Well your honor, I'm unemployed and draw no benefits so if you would really like 125% of £0 I'll go ahead and write you a check

>>17071893
canada here, coworker got ticked for going 56 km/h in a 50 zone

everyone thought it was bullshit but the ticket no lie

>>17074830
Why do you keep pretending pinkbike photos are "your bike"? Ashamed of your Mongoose?

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>>17071859
>25 per cent and 75 per cent of their weekly income
you fucking what

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>>17074745
This

Excuse the pixels, but these roads make my drive to work actual fun.

>>17074858
Words 8 and 9.

AHAHAHAHA BRITKEKS AHAHA

I want to say I'm surprised, but you guys did let Muslims take over your country.

>>17075059
But you don't have a car, and your bike is such a cheap pile of shit that you are pretending to own stock images of other people BICYCLES. Embarrassing.

>>17075116
t. Muhammad al jazier

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>>17075116
>t. Mahmad Abdullah bin Gafbad

>>17075059
>This is how autistic you are

Nice autobiography, want to spastic out anymore?
I'm beginning to suspect you may not be just stupid but have an actual mental disability. If that's the case just let us know and we will stop embarrassing you.

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>>17075153
>cyclist this assmad

stay btfo child

>>17075153
Situation is pretty simple, you are so poor (and so insecure about it) that you pretend to own things on the internet worth $1500, doing so in a thread in which doesn't even have anything to do with bicycles. Prove me wrong.

What if I have no income? how much would I be charged?

>>17075183
500 GBP and no tendies for a month

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>>17075116

>>17075187
I'm a student. not a Degenate drain on my family

>>17075199
Same thing desu

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>be me a few years ago
>work at airport
> get to know most of the van, shuttle, taxi and limo drivers
> shuttle driver for a local hotel is ticketed for going two miles an hour over the speed limit
>driver takes it to court
>judge throws the ticker
>tells cop "never waste this Court's time was something like that again"
> airport police chief livid when he finds out it's the same cop who ticketed another shuttle driver for taking too long to help an elderly woman down the shuttle steps in a rainstorm
>cop ends up being disciplined by Department

tfw

>>17075223
Nice dick

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>>17075207
>Britcuck muslim desperately trying to piece his blasted bum back together

KEK!

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>>17075258
>lying to save face

He just keeps going!

>>17075028
That looks a fun road, where is it?

>>17075267

I live in Wales which is not part of the British Isles

>>17075297
>she literally ragequits
Lmao it just keeps getting better and better

>>17072148
#wakeupsheeple

>>17075270
North yorkshire, near castle bolton

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>>17075294

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>>17075297
>running away, tail between his legs

Don't worry, I'll be here anytime you want to get BTFO'd

KEK

>>17071859
>Friendly reminder for all my b/o/ng friends that driving in the UK is no sensible fun allowed from tomorrow.
In the Commonwealth of Virginia, you can go to jail for driving 81 mph anywhere.

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>>17075387
>ends his jelqing sesh early to hop back in to defend himself

It's like I'm controlling him! KEK!

>>17075403
>tfw virginian
They could've done this to me 3 separate times but didn't lmao

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>>17075429
>literally outs himself as a gay AND a dogfucker
Lmao how can someone BTFO themselves this hard

>>17075430
I just set the cruise at 79 mph and dare them to waste their time.

>>17075446
My tickets were for going 20-30 over which has the same effect. Fucking police

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>>17075429
>THIS assmad and btfo'd he wants to deflect the issue onto his fetish

When will it end?

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>>17075514
Oh man he's really losing it. KEK!

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>>17075532
>namefag goes as expected

Did I program this man's brain? KEK!

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>>17075577
Yes, please, keep replying!!

>>17075603
Lmao stay delusional manlet

>>17075603
What a sad child. KEK!

>>17075626
Shut up!!!!!!

>>17071859
>t. Gen Y/X politicians. "Road Safety depend on OUR actions as a whole. Remember, you're not alone on the road <obligatory 10 exclamation marks>".
>btw thanks for new S8, suckers

>>17074830
Wtf is with that shifter mount? That's useless... it's a jump bike anyway, why bother with gears?

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>>17075687
Surely you know more about how to set up a slope bike than the winningest slopestyle rider

>>17075701
I don't race slopstyle anymore. Used to race 4x, but I always used a shifter on the bars.
I just don't see the point of having to remove your hand from your bar to shift... I am sure there's a good reason, do you know?

>>17075730
>I don't race slopstyle anymore
That's good because slopestyle isn't a race, you must have not had much success if you thought the goal was getting to the bottom in the shortest amount of time.

>I just don't see the point of having to remove your hand from your bar to shift.
It's set it and forget it, so you can have a few options for gearing depending on the course, but it's not feasible to run a shifter cable through a gyro.

>>17075626
>>17075633
Samefag much?

Yes, the day of cagers getting BTFO off the road is slowly coming lads

>>17075766
>>Tfw brakeless and singlespeed master race
i never thought i'd say this but you're ma nigga

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>mfw drive everywhere in first or second gear because I'm rich and don't give a fuck about mpg and love to piss of ecotards and cyclists
I also installed a louder horn

>>17078766
Hope you have a straight pipe

>>17078766
Money can't solve insecurity and small penis syndrome I guess

I'm expecting they'll be an uptick in the sales of LIDAR jammers/radar detectors and increasing use of apps like waze for cops spotted/safety camera warnings

In other news seatbelts became mandatory in my country, but only for the front row of seats

>>17078806
What 3rd world pos is this?

>25% of my income
>25% of zero

Heh heh, jokes on you wage slaves

>>17073297
>picks 2

>>17079490
>Doesn't understand the concept of socialism.

It is a speed LIMIT. Not a waaaaahhh I was going exactly 30, why a ticket for 31.

Do you drive on rev limit as well? Don't drive at the limit and you will be fine.

>>17079549
The thing is by all accounts this should be the way it is, but that's not how it works out in reality. All these anons are right when they say faster driving makes you more attentive

>live in Ontario
>I 100% believe our speed limits are a direct reflection of safe travelling speeds (if not the they're actually too high) for our pants-on-head retarded infrastructure and even worse road quality
>speed just like everyone else anyway because it does in fact make me more attentive and keeps me alive against traffic in my province

I'm just incredibly thankful the police are as lienient as they are with speeding and that we don't have photo radar.

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>>17071859
Nothing to be scared of.
Have to be a muppet to get caught speeding in the first place. I've driven around for 4 years, normally wrong side of the limit. Only stick to 30 or 40mph limits.
Just slow down for the Giant fluorescent boxes!

>>17079599
>tfw have to hog the left lane because the right lane is too damn bumpy
i only go 10 over speed limit during rush hours when everyone else is too because there are some retarded cops out there that just want to ruin your insurance rates.

>>17078791
I don't hate stupid people because of insecurity, in fact I have absolutely no problems doing whatever the fuck I want :^)

>>17071906
>average speed cameras
those probably have quite a bit of blood on their hands

>>17080162
they're usually only around roadworks

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>>17080277
>let's force everyone to drive 35 mph on an empty highway with normal lane widths on a sunday evening because there are roadworks with no workers present next to it