Cars that impress girls

That body style is fucking trash but Jesus did those 2000-2002 LS motors sound fucking mean

>cars that impress your creepy uncle

Ftfy

>>17069627
That is a very clean and good looking example of an 4th gen F-body. i actually like those lights better than the ones that came after.

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I mean any car that implies you have money should work.

Any post-2000 Mercedes will work.

>>17069627
Looks like a catfish

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Pic related, and that's about it.

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>>17069647
>>17069643
>>17069642
mustang owners, everyone

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just get a truck and a boat
my rusty truck pulling my boat gets me so much attention from females. you'll constantly get asked if you have room for one more.
Neither my bikes nor my mint trans am gets me half the attention my rusty truck and beat up boat get.

>>17069650
>>17069645
lel it's the women only care about money meme.
These days, more women go to college than men. Manufacturing jobs are increasingly skills driven so any male slob with a GED can't automatically work at Bombadier. Women will have more money than men

>>17069672
>trans am

maybe you should have picked either/or instead of a terrible in-between mix

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>>17069663
Try again

>>17069673
>woman goes to college
>gets rammed every night for 4 years getting some meme English degree
>works at Starbucks
>guy goes to college
>gets a STEM degree
>guy goes to tech school
>becomes a technician making damn decent cash
>guy graduates high school
>becomes a machine operator, goes into construction, whatever, being trained on the job, makes OK money
>women need a provider
>go after the men who will provide for them in exchange for sex
I try not to go r9k but there are all but zero (0) women in STEM degrees or technician training programs, and they're too weak for manual labor.

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>>17069681
>terrible in between mix


Daily reminder the Trans Am was offered with a 455 big block in the mid 70s no big block for the Camaro. Also the 1989 Turbo Trans Am was faster than the Corvette and the Camaro

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a real answer

>>17069696
kek

STEM is garbage meme shit

women go to college for racial/social studies then get a job in media making 80k as an entry level position

go back to pol or r9k

>>17069705
Pontiac never made a big block
1989 Turbo Trans Am used a Buick engine (every Pontiac past 1982 is shit anyway)

>>17069696
>I try not to go r9k but there are all but zero (0) women in STEM degrees or technician training programs, and they're too weak for manual labor.

Sounds like you majored in dig-ditching. Women outnumber men in schools across the board for medical school, dental school, physical therapy, pharmacy school and nursing school. These are jobs with endless employment possibilities with high ceilings for advancement.

>guy graduates high school
>becomes a machine operator, goes into construction,

lmao

>>17069696
Must be why most of the residents in my medical program are women

>>17069696
I'm a math major and a good half my classmates are women in the higher level classes

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>>17069705
>he actually wants a 6 ton lump over the front wheels

pic related, it's the 455 big block

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>>17069721
>this entire post

>>17069696
Males major in business and shit, hardly any are in pure sciences. Engineering is usually males though

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>>17069739
>massive low end torque
>easily makes over 500 hp with the cheapest blower

>>17069739
a 455 big block Buick or Olds weighed less than a Chevy big block

once again Pontiac never made a big block engine but its 455 weighs about the same

>>17069744
Im not even wrong though

>>17069765
>500hp
>adds 2500lb

>>17069785
A quick Google search says otherwise. It doesn't matter though because the 455 wasn't even Pontiacs strongest engine. A Trans Am with a Pontiac 400 would easily wipe the floor with any Camaro of the same era.

>>17069844
boy you even fail at googling

all Pontiac V8s are the same size there is no big or small block you nigger

and no the 455 SD was their strongest engine of the time

in the 60s a 396 Camaro would kill the 400 with little effort and probably even a 455 which was faster than a 400

>>17069705
>455 big block
Stop this meme

>>17069765
>7L V8
>only makes 500hp with a blower
Americans...

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>>17069627
>needing a car to impress a girl


lmao

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>>17069917
Follow me m'lady, the bus stop is only a block away.

>>17069939
if I guy came up to me with a Voltage and or Code Red Mountain Dew id probably go with him if I didnt quite soda

>>17069939
he's right though.
I drive a piece of shit 98 ford escort with a cracked windshield, blown airbags, and no a/c. The car I drove when we first met was a prius. Cars only impress girls, they don't keep em

>>17069627
In most women's minds, there are three kinds of cars, and they are as follows: cars, trucks, and Ferraris. Only one of them matters.

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>>17069980
And that's trucks

>>17069956
i can't quite soda too

>>17070048
Im not going back to fix errors
you cant do it in life so I dont do it in my posts

no need to be an ass when you know what I mean

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>>17069956
>if I didnt quite soda

Why am I laughing so hard at this

>>17069917
>>17069963
>Cars only impress girls, they don't keep em
>thread title: Cars that impress girls

>>17069963
And that's why she's meeting up with Chad in his 5.0L Coyote Mustang when you're not around

>>17069721
>social studies masters degree here
>80k starting
>32 inch bust
top kek

>>17070509
Tits or GTFO

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Oddly enough, my very first car was popular with women.
I inherited it from my mother when she passed, so I didn't think much of it. It was a FWD 95 Chevy Monte Carlo Z34, so it wasn't a looker either. I fell in love with it when I found out the 3.4L Twin Dual Cam V6 loved to scream to a high (for the time) 7000 RPM redline. God the noise. It cornered well too with thick factory sway bars (I later learned 1995 Monte Z34's had the biggest factory sway bars of any gen 1, 1.5, or gen 2 W-body).

What threw me was how all my female friends loved it. They loved the sleeper looks, but the loved something else. The vibrations.
For a long while, about 20k IIRC, I drove it around with blown headgaskets. They were blown in such a way that the coolant leaked into the cylinders and burned, not into the oil pathways, so the oil was fine, No chocolate milkshake ever. This caused the engine to vibrate the whole car though, particularly at idle.

My car essentially was a giant vibrator and my female friends loved it.

The car stopped doing it when I had the headgaskets replaced finally.

>>17069627
>cars that impress girls
Harley Davidson motorcycles.

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>>17070630
>how to impress fags and boomers

>>17070569
Jesus christ go back to /b/.

>>17070694
demz the rulez cuk

>>17070630
Harleys are OK if they're big enough to seat 2 comfortably. That's the main problem with most bikes and riding with girls.

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Here is my ugly chick* / boomer magnet

>>17069627
Fucking loved that LT1 all except the optispark. Come on chevy racing development! What the fuck were you thinking??

>>17072114
why did you buy that one?

>>17070576
Did your mother die from too many orgasms her car gave her? like that kid that died after masturbating 50 times or so ?

>>17072457
Why not

>>17069663
Gayest design on a car ever

>>17072457
>>17072520
Father gave it to me and I'm restomodding it

>>17072529
>tfw your dad had a '74 but sold it instead of passing it on to you

>>17072509
No, the headgaskets blew after she died.

>>17069673
>more women go to college than men
Art degrees are worthless anon

>>17072622
My film degree is better than yours

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>>17069627
>i'll pick you up at 8
>pull into her driveway in this badboy
>

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>>17072673
Fuck off, Brian

>>17069696
Machine operator doesnt make ok money.

T. Ex Cnc operator. Payment too low for being basically the dude who makes the product come to fucking life for the company. Huge responsibility for too low cash.

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VAZ-2108

>>17070070
but i have no soda what you mean