Nissan Sentra """Nismo"""

Nismo? More like Nisno amirite?

Nismo? More like Nigmo amirite?

Nismo? More like omsiN amirite?

Nismo? More like nigger amirite?

Thats becuse nissan is a brand for alpha males and they dont care about cuckboxes, cuck

Nismo? More like Pissmo amirite?

>>17068812
And those glorious Nissan cvt's that have catastrophic failure at just a mere 12k miles

>>17068812
Nismo? More like Niscuck amiright?

Sad to see nismo going the way of AMG and Motorsport, becoming a trim level rather than anything of substance.

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>>17068812
>spend $25k on NISMO™ SENTRA™
>get wrecked by a 10 year old v6 camry

>>17068812
>>open diff

>>17069526
>>spend $25k on NISMO™ SENTRA™
>>get wrecked by a 20 year old maxima
New Nissan is sad.

>The Sentra Spec V from fucking *2007* had more horsepower and torque!
A Ford Crown Victoria from 1993 has more horsepower and torque.

When will you learn V8 is God's way?

nismo more like bliblo amirite haha

At least the xrs and the si had the decency of being naturally aspirated.

>>17068812

A fucking 25 year old turbo SW20 MR2 beats this. And they got the engine in the right place

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Isn't Renaultsport the same company?
Why in the fuck didn't they just rebadge a Renaultsport Megane 275?

Nismo? More like Autismo amirite?

>TL;DR for that entire article
Buy a fucking civic

>>17069599
>25k

Get a Focus ST if you have to buy new. 250hp and more torque than most trucks.

>>17069621
a civic hatch sport has 180hp and msrp is only about 21k
the focus is intriguing but i still don't know if i can trust it to stay together for 10 years like a honda

>26k
You could buy a Micra Cup Car for less than that, have more fun, go faster, and generally be a better car.

>>17068812
who would pay twenty six THOUSAND dollars for this??

I saw one the other day. I had to take a triple take that I was reading "Nismo" on a fucking Sentra.
Sounded like shit, too.

>make slow piece of shit car
>throw RE71Rs on it instead of putting any effort into the chassis and suspension

>Sentra
Who would buy one of those underpowered deathtraps? They merge at wide open throttle going 20mph

>>17068812
Given Nissan's current reliability record, this thing is going to be a disaster waiting to happen.

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Nismo more like Nissan-is-shit-and-always-has-been-o

>>17068812
if it was RWD or awd it'd win.

>>17068812
>26k

w-whaaaat?

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>>17068812
>>188hp
>>177lb-ft

why are they doing this? what is their end game here?

>>17068812
>At the track, the Sentra NISMO hit 60 mph in 7.3 seconds and the quarter mile in 15.3 seconds at 92.4 mph

that's about as fast as a camry hybrid, right?

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What the fuck ever happened to these? Nissan stopped making Skylines and Silvias to concentrate on the 350Z type hatchbacks and now they are completely gone.

370Z was born dead.

>>17069582
That actually made me laugh. Well played sir.

>>17072259
That's slower than a turd gen