*blocks your path*

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>>17064698
*gets corvette'd*

>>17064698
Mounts Cock into butt*

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>>17064775
What did he mean by this?

>>17064787
I think he meant that either the donkey on the road or the cute trap Stick their Dick in it. yet it might me you should stick your into that

>>17064811
>trap

>>17064811
>I think he meant
you forgot to take off your name, faggot

>>17064816
yeah that man is walking his cutie pie trap with the rope attached to her. Traps aren't gay btw senpai
>>17064822
What do you think im gay? hell no I'm not no peasant that won't get their proper respect for shitting up a board

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*Blocks your path*

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*dies in your path*

>>17064698
I'd ask Anna, Sven, and the funky looking donkey if they needed a ride.

>>17065321
>That grim reaper in the reflection
Too spooky

Also, wow how do you fuck up this hard; somehow crashing on a straight piece of road overtaking.

>>17065332

Why would Anna and Sven drive an Alfa though?

NOTHING MAKES SENSE!!

>>17065337
Quality Russian engineering still building cars without ABS coupled with quality Russian irratic driving style.

>>17065337
Looks like he wasn't paying attention and didn't see the truck until it was too late, slammed on the brakes and he lost control when they locked

>>17065516
You forget the Russian Mindset of "If he slows down I need to pass him, he can't be slowing down for pedestrians or to make a left turn, that's inconceivable!"

>>17065321
holy shit
>>17065337
>Too spooky
agreed

>>17065502
how could they block the car if it was there's.. jesus pay attention, the alfa is oaken's.

>>17064761
>when the twin turbos hit boost and start to succ
It should be Dyson instead of Datsun.

>>17065337
>>17066718
>grim reaper
Do you mean the doggy bobble head on the dash?

>>17068756
looked too much like this in the reflection:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFjvmThY4wU

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>>17068777
>777

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>>17064851

>>17064698
>that car
>that chick
hnnnngggg

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*blocks your path*
what did you just say little man? something about "staying off the roads" ?

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>>17071521
lol, 'little man'. Anon, that guy is 5'5..

>>17071521
*passes you with too small of a gap*
*laughs at your complaint while having lunch with the sheriff later that day*

Seriously, they don't care because 99.998999% of the time the cyclist is either doing something wrong/dumb (two abreast, not in bike lane, attempting to ride like a cat in 35mph traffic) and is someone who owns and can afford something with an engine on it, because the hobo niggers all ride on the sidewalk (another thing the cops don't care about)

And my uncle is actually friends with the sheriff

>>17064698
*gets launched into space.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGJ0fJN10YY

>>17071521
no, manlet

I said staying off the roids

>>17072342
KEKEKEKE

>>17071521
>mfw I can just run him over

Kek

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>>17071521
Yeah you can stay off unless you want a bat down your throat

>>17071521
>Dr Shitbox, I'm cyclist