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ITT we roast eachothers cars

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Roast my tasteless shitbox, no mercy
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>>17062873
Your car is ugly
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>>17062873
>sticker on roof
why
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>>17062894
So when the jet finally leaves the ground it can see what it go smoked by
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>>17062906
kys
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looks like an evo but runs 17 second 1/4 miles.
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>>17062873
Good job blacking out your wheels and emblems like every other tasteless cunt. I will give you points though for tinting the windows... Nobody needs to see the niggerfaggot inside.
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>>17062873
I hope that you over-smoked your lights so you crash into a bus full of gay crippled retards and go to prison for life
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>>17062873
>a fucking Lancer

why
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>>17062873
Nice Guido spec lancer
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>>17062873
Eww, stinky.
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>>17063026
Are you a basketball-American?
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>>17063026
>>17063042
Jesus christ. What shithole neighborhoods do you live in? Stay in school kids.
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Inb4 crowd killer
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>>17062873
Like an Evo minus all the things that make the Evo an Evo. Like AWD and an acceptable amount of power.

Lancer: the official car of lying on dating profiles. That guy that says I'm a musician, code for I make weak ass beats using a pirated copy of fruity loops on my refurbished Lenovo.
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>>17063122
I hate your stupid chrome wheels and grill. Racing stripes and stickers are gay. Otherwise I like it.
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>>17063122
Why do your wheels have propellers like those hats that retards wear
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>>17063069
Those are the neighborhoods around my university dumbass.
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>>17063232
Are you majoring in Criminal Justice?
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B-Be gentle
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>>17063248
You can see the blood of all its victims. On the ground behind...
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>>17063270
Poetic.
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My favorite thread.
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>>17063283
get out r3333333
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>>17063283
>buying a new tc over a frs
top kek
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>>17063296
My fellow IS nigger. Is that F-Sport exhaust? Was I talking to you the other day?
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>>17063296
The car was 4 years old, bro.
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>>17063283
>living in Illinios
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hard mode: nothing about NissanScum/Nigger Car
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>>17063324
I hope you drive back through that mountain pass and it all collapses on your dumb fuckin head. You no-emblem-having zilch.
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>>17063381
blame mexicans for no badges
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Here goes nothing...
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>>17063455
>i need a garage for my 80's Jap shit
Really? And I'm trying to keep assholes from stealing my Lexus you fuck. Fucking kids kicking soccer balls into it every day. This is why I drink.
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>>17063510
Why don't you water your trees asshole? And don't tell me there's a drought because your grass is green. I'm on to you fuccboi
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>>17062873

Fiero with a bodykit
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>>17063139
You watch too much Regular Furry Reviews
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>>17063587
Old picture. Tree was losing its leaves at the time, they're on a drip system
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>>17063310
yup. you can see that my car badly needs those BC Racing coils and 19s

>>17063510
why are you on an enthusiast board?
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Roast my STooGay

>inb4 less tourque than a lawnmower
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>>17063122
How many deaths leaving a Cars and Coffee is it responsible for?
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>>17063026
So you're a middle aged black nurse?
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>>17063510
Your car is cute. Your license plate is dumb.
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>>17063618
He's not wrong though.
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>>17064834
Yeah, it was on the car when I got it. Swapping it as soon as possible
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Had to get a new ride about half a year ago drunk living next door hit my 2004 Chevy trailblazer 4x4 ext v8.
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>phone
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I know my door is dinged and my front bumper is scraped.

Hit me.
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>>17066233
Do you get to watch her getting railed by Tyrone, or does she make you go to the chuck shed?
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>>17062906
dank
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>>17064699
>why are you on an enthusiast board?

maybe because he likes cars you dumbass
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>>17066391
cool af senpai
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>>17063296
When the tC has more torque and goes faster than an FRS kek.
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>tarted up fwd econobox

>>17064707
You already stole the one joke I could make.

>>17066348
The yellow fogs and gold rims don't match the Stang tbhfam

You're a lot faster than me though
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>>17066868
Too poor for a focus?
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>>17062873
oh ill roast that lancer alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w390pr0wDSo
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>>17066672
You suck at roasting
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>>17066064
You followed me on Instagram yesterday
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>>17066868
i like those things

V40 is mine
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5Spd MT, lil 2.7L 4cl
I don't mind it
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>>17068604
Can you get me a quote on some landscaping? I'm tired of the Asian guy across the street laughing at my yard. It's Korean babble, but I know they're talking shit about me.
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>>17064724

fucking kek, that's all I ever see driving 00's maximas.
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>>17062873
>not an evo
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>>17068604
Nice starter pack rims
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Both of my memes
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Just fuck my shit up senpai
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>>17064707
It's like a Miata, except super try hard, doesn't handle as well, less reliable, and you're much more likely to have Juan Miguel rip your top open to steal your seats for his EF hatchback.
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>>17062906
Thats a great answer, good job OP
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>>17063122
remove the stickers, fake hood scoop, and then replace center caps, headlights, grill, side exhaust also good job with the shitty hood pins retard
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tfw no one ever likes my car
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>>17069091
Well I don't love it but I think it's pretty neat
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How's detroit?
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I'm just going to get this started, I'm a black man and I voted for Trump.
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>>17062906
simbly. ebin.
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Show me what you got.
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pls no bully
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>>17069272
how many miles can you go before it needs a new head gasket?
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>>17067672
I get the gist about the granata and such but can I get a quick rundown?

Is this slavic gang violence or a standard day in the life of mahmat abdul gafbad??
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>>17069152
thank you bb ;_;
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>>17068911
HENDERSON

NEVADA

Am I wrong?
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>>17069344
Phoenix Arizona.
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>>17069398
My bad desert friend. It literally looks like a road about 5 min from me.
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Roast me m8's
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>>17069272
> rust around the gas tank
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>>17063248
>>17063280
>slower stock-for-stock than a mustang GT that came out 4 years prior
fuggin kek my m8.
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>>17069483
i will find you.
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A pickup reversed into me at a red light.
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>>17069091
I like your car, anon. What's it powered by?

>>17069231
>golf cart

>>17069777
What the heck is that plug sticking out your grill?
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>>17069258
I fucking love you.
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>>17069258
I cannot roast you. You're too good for this world.
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pls no bully
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>>17069258
seems like god already roasted you enough
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Had to pull a pick from google since I don't have a pic of it, but its the same year, make, model and color but without the swaggy wheels. Be gentle on my ghetto super-commuter sex machine
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>>17071274
Also its a 2dr
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I ordered 22x12 American Forces today. bring it on.
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>>17071395
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>>17071457
I expected better
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>>17062873
literal lancer
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>>17068927
nice blocking of that porsche
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Just hit 103k miles recently. Never buying a 4 banger ever ever again. Ever. Falls on its face the second you ask it to do more than cruise. 6 cylinder or bust. Or a boosted 4 is fine too.
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>>17062873
2012 V6 performance package/manual Mustang have at it.
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Car i drove in high school
fresh paint
Completely rebuilt suspension
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>>17071532
good thing you brought the street cred back up with those Pep Boys clearance rack wheels
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>>17071576
shocks must wear out pretty quick fucking your 300-lb aunt-sister in it on the regular
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>>17071589
Lol they came on the car when I bought it. I have OEM alloy wheels sitting in the basement I bought from eBay. Just wearing out the tires I have right now. When I get new tires I'll move onto the new wheels too.
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>>17071593
>shocks must wear out pretty quick
Just replaced all the shocks/struts just last week

I get so many trashy people asking me about that Turd gen.
like full Duplex meth trash
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>>17071532
>outer-channel ventvisors
>generic set-by-price-low-first CarID rimz

You know a little debt from financing something better is a small price to pay for dignity.
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>>17069334
He was parking where it's not allowed
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>>17070849
Elliot?
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Just fuck my shit up guys.
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>>17073444
I'm sure corners fuck you up enough without my help.
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>>17068996
stiffer chassis, faster motor, handling is less forgiving but more precise, honda reliability. the s2k is the improved version of the nb miata, but its not worth the 15k owners ask for them. same price, the miata can surpass a stock s2k. plus parts are cheaper
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I like it
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>>17062873
You just roasted yourself.
IT'S A GODDAMN TASTELESS DISASTER OF A SHITBOX.
>Remove everything that makes the Evo X good
>Fucking slow
>Noisy inside
>Boring color
>That spoiler won't make you any faster nor slower
>Literally the worst of its class

You are going to die due to your terrible life decisions.
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>>17073444
Grab a can of paint and paint that bumper dammit
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My first car. Did I fuck up ?
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p-please be gentle
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>>17075328
>mitsubishi
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has 215,000 miles but still drives really well apart from the gay ass electrical system.

it's my first car be nice
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Easy.
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>too easy edition
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>>17075290
But realistically, how good can that look? I don't want the shit to looked like I fucked up a repair. I'd rather it look damaged and beat than failed.
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Roast me bwoi
>fwd
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>>17075798
>that lp
would smile at/10
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>>17075328
What the fuck even is that? It looks neat
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>>17066064
>driving a toaster instead of cooking bread with it
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>>17068927
the rims are more expensive then the car
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>>17075781
pleb

>>17075798
nignog
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My work vehicle.
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>>17076924
>job is doing alignments
>aligns his own car so poorly it can't drive down a straight road doing 35mph, wrecks it
>does the same thing to another car
>indistinguishable from every 17 year old fuccbois 325is
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>>17076963
325fags can't afford muh wheels boy
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>>17066868
But it's a RWD... (S2k)

It does drink oil like mad though
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u jelly?
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>>17062873
Here we go
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>>17078046
>gook car

no
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Pls dont bully
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>>17066391
>Ibiza plates
How high were you when you got the car?.

Seriously now, I'm surprised to see a BX in good condition. What engine does it have?.
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Question my sexuality senpai
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silver POS
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>>17063248
Thanks for the rear view, we know the front end wasn't gentle to the crowd of people
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>>17066348
Dumb equator resident
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>>17068911
How reliable is the CV? Would you recommend it?
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I accept my fate.
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>>17075815
Penis & Testicle Cruiser
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>>17080264
FUCK YOU BMW HATERS
I love BMW.
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>>17063122
Good thing for all that extra badging/decals, I wouldn't have known it was a mustang without a reminder every 3 inches.
I don't know why you'd be proud of it being a GT, either, the 3v is absolute shit.
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>>17080210
I got it with 100k on the odometer a little over a year ago. Has 125k on it now. I've taken it twice to Los Angeles (live in Phoenix) and I regularly drive it off road to shooting spots on BLM land where I didn't think it would be possible to get to, it's never gotten stuck. The only thing I've done to it is change the oil and replaced the coil packs after one went bad. I'd absolutely buy another, one of the most comfy and easy to own vehicles I've ever had.
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>>17078064
its so ugly
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May the God have mercy...
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>>17080309
The misalignment of the license plate is triggering my autism, it's not off center enough to be stylish, but just enough so ocd people in front of you voluntarily change lanes.
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>>17080332
Ye i did that to trigger other people.
So yea that went well.
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>>17080348
You monster
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Fuck living in a state with gas pump attendants. Those fuckers cost me a gas cap and the pipe from cap to tank.
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>>17079106
IB is Islas Baleares, so not really wrong but I'm in Mallorca.
It's the K1G engine also know as T3U I think.
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>>17080348
absolute madman
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>>17069969
It's a block heater plug
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>>17080287
Thanks guy, I've definitely been considering getting one as a replacement for my Subaru.
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100% stock baybeee
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>>17080270
It must suck knowing you'll always be second to mercedes lel BIMMER FAG BTFO
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>>17080841
elliott is that you?
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>>17080847
No, sorry.
This isn't even my car, i don't have picture on my work laptop. But its the same year,model,color, rims, etc.
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Heh good luck finding something wrong with this bad boy, which is totally mine
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>>17073486
Are you at retirement age? Also, what engine?
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>>17080906
Proof that's yours?
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>>17075328
Image looks cropped but super clean. Trim?
>>17075669
A best
>>17076759
It's an FTO, the car the UK got while we got the eclipse. I'd murder for an FTO though. V6 MIVEC and we had a small discussion in another thread where you can make them I4 or v6 awd

Pic related is my daily shitbox. Surprisingly fun in the dirt. Have at it.
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>>17081000
At least you take your 'Ralli-art tuned' machine off road.
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>no one bothers to roast you
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>>17079370
I hope you're gay, cos I am and I need a cute guy who drives an MR2 to park his car next to my FD.... Please please.....
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This is fucking easy mode, so have fun.
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>>17081000
Are you by chance of the homosexual persuasion?
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>>17082234
>Your other car is so much more embarrassing you have to hide it under a tarp

>>17081061
Where's yours?
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>>17081000
That thing eats brake discs for lunch, also get your throttle body cleaned every two years or so, failing throttle bodies are very common with that car.
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hi
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>>17082289
Are you by chance a 16 year old trying to make their grandma's hand-me-down cool?
>>17082234
Maybe you need another tarp, it looks alot more water-tight than your convertible top
>>17081000
Unless you are an asian girl, take that doll out of the rear window
>>17080841
t. a guy who thought driving a bmw would get him chicks
>>17080503
Are you supposed to be someone who cares about cars?
>>17080309
Driving a car painted like that won't help to pollinate anything
>>17080264
Your headlights are as moldy as your dick
>>17079969
What do you vape?
>>17079370
What kind of anarchy allows people to park on the street facing either direction?
>>17079106
Because for the french, fuel injection and ABS are special enough to deserve badges
>>17078460
Forever wishing you drove a VR-4
>>17078064
Jennifer Jason Leigh wouldn't be caught dead in that car
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>>17081022
It's super light so I planned on taking it around trails around the mountains before I bought it. No performance upgrades until warranty voids.
>>17082289
I've had thoughts. But no.
>>17082381
Good to know. Those are getting upgraded with the wheels since both are super thin and small.

It is however not the only car.
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Do your worst
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>>17081000
Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
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>>17082430
>Your headlights are as moldy as your dick

Fair enough
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>>17082470
>Nigel

Truly a fate worse than death

>>17082500
Does your boyfriend buy you matching panties too?
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>>17063122
I've been seeing more Muslims drive them, for some reason all blue too. The meme is about to get real.
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>>17062891
if there's anything to knock about the lancer shitbox it's not the styling, lol
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>>17082470
You drive a car that even its creator had learned to hate.

The legendary off road capabilities that you brag about doesn't matter because you have independent suspension and the "diff locks" are all done through braking, no mechanical differential locks

It will be the equivalent of the minivan in a few years, along with the other large SUVs.

You transport children and groceries, nothing else.
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>>17082416
Fucking twilight faggot meme machine
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>>17082552
Never has a car been so proud to be so ugly
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>>17082624
pls no b8
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>>17082592
what? i dont get this one
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>>17063122
the worst looking mustang, along with the SN95, its amazing they left concept stage with that trash
>>17063510
boring: the car, second only to a corolla. enjoy your reliability faggot
>>17066064
shoulda got a black mans willy instead, would've been alot less embarrassing
>>17068911
black is the worst colour
>>17069272
H E A D G A S K E T
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>>17082635

I don't understand
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>>17082539
do you have a source on that? I would be interested in reading more about what the creator says about it.
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>>17082721
https://www.thefreelibrary.com/4x4+DRIVERS+ARE+STUPID+AND+POMPOUS%3B+Mini-driving+Range+Rover+designer...-a0118661112

>THE creator of the Range Rover says people who drive 4x4s in town are stupid and pompous. Spen King is angry that the cars he created for the great outdoors have become oversized toys for pretentious city slickers.

>He said: 'The 4x4 was never intended as a status symbol, but later incarnations of my design seem to be intended for that purpose. I find the people who use it as such deeply unattractive. Sadly, the 4x4 has become an alternative to a Mercedes or BMW for the pompous, self-important driver.To use the 4x4 for the school run, or even in cities or towns at all, is completely stupid.'
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>>17082721
>>17082906
There are a lot fewer academic sources that have interviews with him about what the Range Rover became

It makes me wonder if the people who created the original Ford Explorer, Jeep Cherokee, Jeep CJ, and Chevy Suburban would hate what their creations have become
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>>17082946
Fuck, I meant a lot more sources that aren't academic

He didn't exactly hide the fact he disliked seeing the Range Rover become a status symbol
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>>17080631
>>>17079106
>It's the K1G engine also know as T3U I think.
I mean I know it's the K1G but I think it's also called T3U
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>>17082636
Volvo had huge product placement in the first Twilight movie

desu the car stunts were pretty sikk
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>>17082906
interesting, but also important to note:

Land Rover =/ Range Rover
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>>17082316
Not mine. Brothers truck, and he's in jail. But that truck is absolutely horrendous in every sense of the word. Rusted as fuck, stick shift only has 4 speed, and the stick has so much fucking free play, it's like playing Russian roulette with what hear you're putting it into. It idles at like, 2k rpm. Clutch feels like a brick wall. I only parked it in the driveway cause my mom asked me to, and I would never drive that thing unless it either had some SERIOUS work done to it, or it was the last car on earth that ran.

>>17082430
Thing leaks like hell if it's heavy rain, so you're not wrong.
>I'll fix it one day, when I stop bein poor.
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>>17063239
He's majoring in home healthcare at the community college, probably somewhere in Detroit
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blast me to smithereens

>>17083430
Ugly mismatched panels make that mx-5 almost as bad as the painting picasso dropped out of his window while driving by that's sitting next to it
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>>17069535
How did you figure out he was in Florida? I couldn't find GPS data.
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>>17075328
Jealous.
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ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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JDM!!

https://twitter.com/1223kinokoRan/status/856167754117726208
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>>17082316

gray volvo >>17068350
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>>17069258
How much did your CDL cost you?
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>>17082470
British "Engineering"
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>>17082552
Sweet Re-badged Camry dude!
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Both are mine.
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>>17069283
>I want to die in a 20 mph collision
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>>17079370
is that a stock hard top or did you put that on afterwards? what year is that?
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>>17066348
>the view most pedestrians get after their spine is broken in two
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To date i have not had another mans penis in my mouth and i do not know how to cut hair.

go!
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>>17087396

poor man's version of my car.
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>>17087681

>28i

my FWD 235i touring is faster than your roadster.
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>>17063324
hello, friend!
also, pls b nice
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>>17073444
yo one of the guys in my apartment complex has a red one of these. what are they?
>>
>>17083109
>It is a 1.3/1.4 liter engine.
Welp, not that you need much more in that tiny island.
>>
Ooh a white Taco!
You dont have a crew cab or box so its shit. My company is upgrading to 2017 Tacos but I'm stuck with a 2015.
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>>17074633
its shit
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if you want to do hard mode don't make incest jokes. if you want to go ahead
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>>17089175
Mine's a 1994 Firebird.

Pop-up headlights = Firebird
Stationary = Camaro.
The curvier bodies are 1998-2002, 1993-1997 look like mine other than the hood.
Look for "Formula" or "Trans Am," those are the ones you want because they have the ~300HP LT1 (1994-1997) or LS1 (1998-2002), just a Firebird has the 3.4L V6 (1993-1996) or 3.8L 3800 V6 (1997-2002).


I pray to god you were dicking around, they're not uncommon cars.
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>>17087628
that made me kek out loud, that you.
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>>17089377
Man there was a 74 F100 with a 460 for sale in like Fort Apache, a good few hours from me. Four speed and all, I kinda wanted it but realized it would be more hassle than it's worth
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>>17062873
pig fat and under powered for its class.
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Can't roast perfect tho
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>>17089377
Are you in east Washington or West Montana?

So I read brown meth is the most pure because you add another chemical to turn the iodine clear to make crissy? This true?
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>>17064707
No, you're not making 250 hp. Your making around 200 hp at the crank. closer to 170 - 190 at the wheels.

It's an over glorified civic that can barely take advantage of an FMR layout.
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>>17062906
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Have at it
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>>17089804
this is actually really nice, what is this?
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>>17082430
You have got the inverted panda pattern paint al figured out.

>>17082444
>All mitsubishi.
You surely take pleasure in roasting, and I ain't gonna pleasure you.

>>17084610
Cute.

>>17074633
Good news; your taste can only get better.

>>17075663
Clean those wheels.

>>17076711
Tilting the camera so the car appears to go downhill ain't gonna make it seem faster, faggot.
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>>17089901
is mitsubishi really that bad? I'm seriously considering buying one soon.
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>>17075328
Nice Walmart brand Supra
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>>17089804
tfw i will never own a nice house
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New shitbox.

2013 Turbo.
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Have at it assholes

PLZ be nice tho
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>>17090169
leleleleleleapexsealslelelelele
>>
For me it's the Corolla. The best compact car.
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>>17091553
ah, I see you're 16. My condolences.

>inb4 no one has shit to say other than it's slow
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>>17087435
2003 factory hardtop, only sold in Japan and Europe so the prices stateside are nuts
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potato photo
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>>17088732
Nice 1st Gen. I wanna pick one up for wheeling.
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>>17094499
when you gotta make a run on Bullet Town
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Day I brought it home.
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>>17080906
Bread on hood or it's not yours.

>>17082416
Is your license plate GLTTERY?

>>17075798
>>17082624
I would insinuate that you are melanin-enriched but I drive a Crown Vic.

>>17084870
Why is your steering wheel in the wrong side of your car?

>>17082606
Kek

>>17091574
>/ck/

>>17095114
Boomer/10. Pretty sweet, though.
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>>17063283
You have the car that is everything wrong with racer boy cars and none of the good
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>>17089666
>No LP
>No PP
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>>17094151
fuckin nice dude. whatd you pay for? is the engine in good shape?
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>>17069398
>>17068911
Ha, I'm in Phoenix too. You anywhere near Tempe?
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