What do these things to?

>>17059942
Give you the S U C C

>>17059942
DRM protected prostate massager

>>17059942
cupholders

>>17059942
Seat adjustment knob.

drain for pussy juice/ball sweat

>>17059942
Tip massagers

>>17059942
Bad dragon penetrable mounting slot

>>17059942
The same thing as has been said in the last 3992010439854586 threads about this.

>>17059942
some stupid faggot bullshit

>>17059942
collect food and deodorant crumbs

>>17059942
You adjust lumbard support stiffness, now never make this thread again.

>>17059942
Personal Urinal to go pee pee inside of. but please no poo poo ok XDDDDDDDDD

>>17059942
Integrated seat bidet

it pumps the smell of ass into your face, because only gays like fagani's and it makes them feel at home

>>17059942
It works in conjunction with cameras which monitor your face at all times. If your eyes close for longer than three seconds, that metal knob jams up into your dick and balls.

Stern... Stern, but fair.