What is your car's name?

Not a retarded Japanese Female name that's for sure.

>>17051791
no senpai you call your ride ni-isan

>>17051809
But it's a Toy-o-ta!

>>17051746
The Fart Palace. It smells like DANK farts and stale McDonald's

"my car"

"The Jaser"

My girlfriend started calling it "Car-chan" and it kinda stuck.

>>17051746
the red comet

"Johnson"

>>17051746
"Impounded"

On another note can I get $500

>>17051746

flippyfloppy

>>17051746

"gyall"

>1990 DX camry

>>17051746
Shitbox

>>17051746
Jenna

Red 1994 Integra
>The Red Rocket
South Park joke definitely implied

>>17051746

2005 mazda rx8

>naming your car

1998 Lightning Yellow R34 Skyline

>Galko

>>>>>>>>AUTISM

>>17052515
I-is it three times faster when you drive it?

Aegis

ZXena

>>17051746
Audrey

Balalaika

Death Trap. That was my old Audi 80 at least

>>17051746
GF-BNR34 Skyline GT-R

CUMEATER 3000

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>>17053353
I have no idea what you're talking about sir, but let me tell you how amazing this Char fellow was

Mutt

das boot

Calais

>>17051746
Lola, because she's a transvestite.

>>17054185
>GM fangirls projecting
Nothing to see here folks

>>17054186
>expecting every post to be a troll
This board truly is gone to shit. Isn't that horse beat to death already?

>>17054204
>p-please stop

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the green menace

because I drive like a maniac and shouldn't have a license

>>17052902
Eyy04 rx8 here.
People call it the illuminati because rotary.

>>17051746
2004 Ford Ranger FX4 Level 2.

regret.

The car or the brown car

"The Scraper" because the splash guard scrapes the ground every time you take a quick turn

The divine dicking palace

The "Where are you, you piece of shit!? Why did i had to park next to another Prius in LA!"

Shrek, it's green.

>>17053507
Not your name faggot

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> Wendy
Green 94 Ford Taurus wagon
>Margaret
Red and White 91 Ford F150 Lariat
>Collette
Black 2000 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT
>Cassandra
Red 2015 Mitsubishi Mirage

I'm autistic and name EVERYTHING

>>17051746
The Truck

>black car
>silver car
>white car

Dingo

>>17054822
WAS HIS NAME-O

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Lola. 1997 F-150

ernie

The Geneva Accord

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Wangan Buru Sutoriku

Our relationship requires no names, no words, no cops, it is beyond these things.

>>17051746
>2012 Chevrolet Cruze
Named Weiß
>2014 Harley Davidson Iron 883
Named Illana.
>2000 Subaru Legacy GT Wagon
Named Janice

I'm weird, I know.

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>>17051746
Blue Bomber, or alternatively, Nine Lives

LANAAAAAA!

>>17052902
Former metallic gray 05 RX8 owner here. It never had a name. The 98 T5 S70 i had before was the red rocket though. My current 4runner is the brick.

"Shitbox"

>>17054244
somebody get this menace and his hotrod off the streets

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>>17051791
I have a Mitsubishi Lancer I named Lancer Alter.

I wanted a Toyota Avalon so I could name it Shirou but it wasn't in the cards.

>>17051746
PRIMEra

ironically the drivetrain is fucked. it's fwd not awd, wih pos GA engine.

if it would have sr20 i could've at least sell it for $1.5 - 2.5K

>>17054801
Name this post,fella.

Naming cars is for autists and nu-males

>>17051746
Ishi.
It's not even a reference or anything, the licenseplate is ISH-13 something something. I looked at it one day and just saw Ishi, so that's how I call it now.
Car in question is a mk6 Fiesta, 1 litre engine, even slower than you think.

Betsy, she's a good girl
>>17057318
>nu-males
>owning a horrific sexist racist SLAVERY EARTH-KILLING DEATH MACHINE
>Bothering to name it other than, "that th-thing"

Spot on about the autism tho

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Tracey

>>17057318
It actually derives from naming boats so no.

In the past:

>Love Wagon
>Cobalt Death Chariot
>The Red Tide
>Blue Shell

And currently, a 2004 Mercury Grand Marquis, a.k.a De Sade.

The White Wolf

"You Fucker"

my license plate says BIGSUCC

My buddies referred to my last car exclusively as the Dank Mobile, because the smell never went away after the one time we hotboxed it.

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>>17053479
?????

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>Strawberry Steamship
>Mustard Monorail
>Cauliflower Catamaran

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Niggermobile

The shitbox.

>>17058637
Did you have sex with a lot of black guys in it?

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>>17058696
Not yet.

>>17051746
I call my FD THE SPERMINATOR

Because it's white and curvy as fuck, looks like a glob of jizz.

>>17054801
These are good names.

Previous owner of my car called it Sharon.

Haruko because yellow like her vespa
Yuki cause ex wanted to name her Snow White
Natalie because she's a (drift) slut

>>17051746
Mommy's Jeep

> true story

>>17056842
underrated

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While not a dedicated name, I'll on occasion call it Saber.

>>17051746
I called my Hornet, because it's yellow with black hood.

Matsuda

Misaya

hooptie shit bucket

>>17063257
tfw stepgrandmother only drove a hornet

I remember they had two and I was fascinated by the hornet in the hood badge

>>17051746
>Not naming your car "The Aluminum Falcon"

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>>17051746
Sometimes I call it Hildegard, sometimes Toybox because it is a toyota in diguise.

Called mine Black widow cus the car is black with red accents inside

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call my white ms3 Boo cause that goofy ass Mada smile
>not my pic

>>17064685
*Mazda

>>17051746
97 Grey honda civic.


I call him, Tadakatsu, the Honda

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>>17060911

I'm glad I'm not the only person in this thread who names their car like a complete faggot. I named my car Akina, which roughly means autumn. My car's red paint is a really faded red, like an autumn leaf.

>>17053274
Do you give free rides to niggers?

>>17064792
It would be less faded if you took care of it.

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>>17064852
God no, I avoid those greasy chicken finger fuckers like the plague.

Miats/The Miats

I'm not very creative

>>17064792

buff the fucker.

>>17051746

Kuromi

>Civic

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Ellie

I've only ever named two of my seven cars I've owned.
>1996 Toyota Curren
Karen
>1978 Datsun 280Z
Ryoko
A friend names my '71 VW Bug "The Mujica-Mobile" though, and it stuck.

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Rick

Mad Max

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joy lane