You have a choice of the following - all choices are permanent,

bp obviously. are you gay?

Clearly, the patricians choice would be b)

>romantically meander to the beach with your hot gf on the back, catch some rays, eat some clunge

You are a hotpocket if you choose anything other than b) desu senpai

>>17042831
I choose secret f option, then I buy my gf a Challenger and street ski behind it. Problem solved.

chemical castraition and a pagani huyra and ill adopt a kid

>>17042921
read the op faggot, you'd technically be using a vehicle

>>17042936
>choosing ugly interior over having sex

the best choice is c - get sex and a fast car. a and b are shit choices, and the R32 GTR is slow.

I pick g.
You know, the option that lets me continue being an autistic shitposting faggot that can drive whatever he wants to.

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>>17042831
I take the qt trap, don't care about car

>>17042955
>can never ride in/on a vehicle ever again
If I have a rope attached to the challenger and use it to ski behind the car, I am neither in nor on the vehicle. It is you who is the faggot.

>>17042831
A

Keep the car

Option z get a fairlady and meet my gf on the wangan

my waifu is a MILF saboteur and can get me anything, joke's on all of you

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>b) hot, pure girl(f) with perfect breasts and a stock Honda Cub
Wait, what's the catch?

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>>17042831
What do yiffink?

>>17043260
she bites your cock off on the first date

>>17043270
hot more pls

>>17043270
Shit

>>17042831
Your post reeks of a 17 year old who's never had a license but mommy buys you import magazines on the way to the pokemon tournament.

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E

I don't need women where I'm going.

>>17044443
wrong about everything
my mother doesn't buy me shit and i play MtG not pokeshit

>>17042831
I'll keep my boyfriend and my miata, thanks.