*blocks your path*

*Stops and sounds horn*

he can fuck right off.

would take for a candle light dinner if doe

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*run him the fuck over*
I already drive a piece of shit car, what's the worse he can do other than to leave a dent in it?

Slam on the brakes and drive into a tree.

>>17039264
One of my favorite driving roads is in the middle of a state park so none of these fuckers can be shot.

Deer are proof that intelligence is less important than sheer durability. These things can be hit by an 8000 block of steel and still walk away, but the vehicle is damaged significantly.

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>>17039264
pshaw...
*teleports you 100ft down the road*
nothin personnel kid

>>17039264
They don't care that it's the middle of a fucking city. They don't care they're crossing a four lane road. Every week there's atleast a few.

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Big rats with hooves
>reddit is GOAT

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>>17039264
>*blocks your path*

I'm down, that's a few bitchin' bbqs, a few weeks worth of jerky and a nice trophy to boot

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>he drives a manual

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>>17039538
kek
>>17039562
>posting louis cuck

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>>17039264
>gm fangirls will get assmad because of this post

>eats ur garden
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, DEER

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>>17039264

Better than this guy blocking your path.

>>17040634
high speed teabagging

look at those nuts

>>17040631
>when the twin turbos hit boost and start to succ
It should be Dyson instead of Datsun.

>>17040631
I bet if it was just blood and not shit the Puerto Rican who owned this GTR would've thought it looked sick

>>17039538
Having driven a truck with bullbars, I can attest that there's few things in life more satisfying than the sound of bambi getting his guts smashed out the asshole after colliding with one of these at 65.
>dat "boong"

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>>17040634
Benis :DDD

*loads 30-30*

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>>17039264

Was driving my gf's Sonata in middle of nowhere wisconsin one night when one of these faggots comes out of nowhere. I'm going like 80, i brake and turn to the right as safely as possible, but this fucking thing runs to the right too. I clobbered it so hard it went flying into a ditch on the side of the road.

We still had 2 hours to go and drovr the rest of the way. Next morning i go out and look at the car, the entire left sode is covered in blood, shit and fur. Whole front end was mangled. $5k in bofy damage.

Fuck deer

I hit a rabbit once while doing 140km/h. It was just a gentle thud.
There deer where I live don't care about cars, you can honk and rev and inch up on them and they don't care.

>>17039309
Fuck up your radiator and frame, have a piece of bone jam into your tyre and ruin that as well.

>>17043291
Train?

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>>17043291
*blocks your path*

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*blocks your path*

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MOVE BAMBI, OR ELSE!

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>>17043671

Yawn. Falling for the car meme...

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*touches your face*

>>17039264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoGGDKV88Fg

>>17039519
Humans are proof that intelligence is more important than sheer durability.

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>>17040631
Turns out the JEE TEE ARU emblem on the rear was the legendary symbol for invincibility. Just not the definition Nakazato wanted.

>>17041144
kek

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>>17039264
*steps on gas*

*unbuckles seatbelt*

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mfw the deer is driving

>>17047542
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING FURFAGS RUIN EVERYTHING

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>>17039264
Lol

>>17049526
love what you did with the plate, screw the pigs

>>17040634
I live up north, these assholes end lives.

I worked at a nature reserve in bumfuck nowhere for a while. Job was cool. Driving anywhere around there was not.
>Shitty Appalachia roads
>Deer goddamn everywhere
>At no point in two years there did I make it through a run to town without having to slam on the brakes because of deer in the road
>Co-workers all hit at least one deer during that stretch

>Sitting in the office one day, phone rings
>Lady on the other end says she just hit a deer down the road from us, wants us to do something about it because we're the local nature reserve
>Boss punched the speaker button instead of picking up the phone, he makes eye contact with me, nods, points to the pile of trail-clearing machetes in the corner
>"I'll send someone right away ma'am
>Hangs up, "Take the truck, anon"
>Vegan girl that helped run the summer camp figures out what he means, expresses horror
>Declines invite to the barbecue that night

>Taking the work truck back across a field after fixing a rail fence
>Co-worker points out large buck along edge of field
>Deer is 100 yards away, well off to the side
>"Don't worry, that's a non-issue deer"
>As if he's heard me, deer decides to become an issue
>Bolts full speed at angle across field
smashes into tangle of brush
>Figure the brush stopped him, don't bother slowing down
>Deer explodes out of brush without having slowed, just makes it across the track in front of the bumper
>Stops and stands till in grass on other side, flipping his tail at us
>Hit brakes, roll down window, throw wrench at him and hit him right in the ass
>Snorts and flounces off into the trees

Also,
>Dad takes motorcycle road trip to go visit my uncle
>Goes tooling around on twisty roads there while uncle is at work
>Comes over top of hill, road switches to gravel, deer on road immediately ahead
>He instinctively hits brakes
>Gravel disagrees with this tactic
>Bike goes down, dad skids across 40 yards of gravel
No injuries other than road rash, but fuck all deer.

>>17039264
fucking classic

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>>17051596

They'll fuck up a semi truck. Being beside one in the forest is pretty creepy.

Also, where is based chicken poster?

He could make a sick blocks ur path thread

>>17039309
I hit a huge fucking buck in that same car 93 buick and it set off air bag wrecked both fenders hood and ever plastic piece. Still drove home

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>>17039264

>>17052081
I was told to floor it if I were to hit one instead of nail the brakes. If you hit it fast enough you have a better chance of surviving since moose are 5' at the shoulder. Better to have one in the back seat than your lap.

>>17052043
>>Taking the work truck back across a field after fixing a rail fence
>>Co-worker points out large buck along edge of field
>>Deer is 100 yards away, well off to the side
>>"Don't worry, that's a non-issue deer"
>>As if he's heard me, deer decides to become an issue
>>Bolts full speed at angle across field
>smashes into tangle of brush
>>Figure the brush stopped him, don't bother slowing down
>>Deer explodes out of brush without having slowed, just makes it across the track in front of the bumper
>>Stops and stands till in grass on other side, flipping his tail at us
>>Hit brakes, roll down window, throw wrench at him and hit him right in the ass
>>Snorts and flounces off into the trees

lel

>>17039289
Canadian?

>>17040631
gtr_vs_impala.jpg

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>>17052081
>Drive old Saab.

I'm safe as could be.