Talk me out of buying a Chysler Stratus convertible

>arguably one of the biggest pieces of shit of all time

gee op, i dunno, seems like a good purchase.

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>>17036153
can't be that bad for 1900 bucks

R-right?

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>>17036147

This is another car that wasn't sold over here, but I saw one yesterday and thought "Why the fuck would someone waste a good space on a shipping boat for this?"

Since I don't like you on a personal level, anon, I want you to buy this car. With it's cheap convertible top plastic window fades in three years, shitty powertrain, and absolutely gutless power even in 2.7L V6 form with engine sludge issues.

But it, and buy it now so you can be miserable.

>>17036147
Buy it
I wanna see you suffer

>>17036147
Do it faggot.

>>17036147

Do you hate yourself?

>>17036147
The fact that you're even considering it in the first place means you're incapable of making good choices, so what's the point in trying to talk you out of it?

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>>17036147
Have fun when your battery dies

Did they take the whole front end directly from the third generation Caravan?

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>>17036147
>chrysler anything

only if you have lodes e mone to fix that shit

not even 150k miles and the fucker burns oil, valves are noisy as shit, wiring is all sorts of fucked, and the fuel pump went out,