Fast and Furious 8

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>mfw i still watch all these stupid movies because they are stupid and fun to watch while stoned

I stopped watching after the third one 2bh.

Sheeple who will pay to see any multi-million blockbuster with a very popular title and good reviews
>AKA my sister

>>17031719
Normalfaggots love to watch whatever hot new action movie came out, no matter how shitty or irrelevant it is

>>17031728
Lmao I still haven't watched any

I saw the last one on a date, actually the only date I've ever been on.

It's not a good movie if you enjoys guns, or cars realistically. But it's an action movie and good entertainment for $10 if you sneak in some candy or a soda to the movies.

It's like a Mexican soap opera with action. Don't forget Dodge Demon.

21-39 man, likes driving and action movies. He expects explosions and very fast/bizarre cars. Doesn't care about muh mad driving skillz, just want to go after his work to cinema, turn off his brain, have cars, hot women and almost no plot to think about.

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because rip paul walker

>>17031740
Post sister

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>>17031846

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>>17031885

>>17031895
Kek

>>17031719
honestly i'm not sure who they are actually targeting
on one hand these are a stupid, stupid movies for complete retards
on the other it's a secretly genius - since 4 they clearly started not giving any fuck and just had fun with it while making it as ridiclous and shit as possible to the point, as /tv/ would put it, it's actually kino
and it's not even unintentionally - you can see subtle hints at places

i genuinely recommend later F&F movies, i can't remember the last time i laughed so much when watching a movie
didn't watch fate yet, but i bet it's the same

>Vin Diesel
>The Rock
>Jason Statham
>Michelle Rodriguez
>cars
>explosions
>action
>established franchise
>hype

I used to never understand how shit like this would happen until I was around normal people more man they get hyped up just because an actor is in a movie and they force themselves to like it or theyll go see a movie because omg so hawt

so in general they are targeting 16-35 year old casuals who just want to see pretty people and stuff blowing up

It's called dumb fun anon.

idk man i try to watch them every once in a while to see if i still hate them and i do. its not even entertaining to me, just dumb

>>17031719
It is like normie porn.

>>17031755
first one and tokyo drift are the only ones worth watching

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>>17031719
It's for frat boys and high schoolers who consider their group of retard friends "FAMULY"

Always remember to smoke normies with your tuner shitbox whenever possible

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>>17032193
hater

>>17031728
Stopped watching before they got good, you mean.

>>17032260
"No."

>>17032268
>who are you quoting?

>>17032301
>"Any time that anyone has said the word 'no' is a meaningful way"

>>17032311
I don't see the connection.

Can anyone name any good action movies that has come out fairly recently? I can't remember the last good one I've watched, they bore the fuck out of me

>>17031727
This.

Although I got fired and can't afford weed currently so I'll probably save this one until I have a job or someone asks me to bake it up with them.

I went and saw it with my mom since it's good cheesy fun. Wake motorcycle police chase videos on YouTube it's just something to sit down with a bowl of popcorn and turn your brain off for.

>>17032223
WE HONGRY BREH

I liked it, come at me. They're self-aware about how fucking stupid the movies are and they clearly have fun filming them. The action is over the top just right. They made it pretty clear in the first one that none of the technical aspects would be accurate so if you're still expecting that, it's on you.

>>17031719
>Who, exactly, are THEY targeting with this movie?
The same people who keep making the Transformers franchise hundreds of millions of dollars each film.

>>17031719
>Who, exactly, are THEY targeting with this movie?

Honest answer: The widest possible audience
see >>17031727
No matter what city you live in, no matter your age, or sex, there is ALWAYS someone like him.

>>17031764
more like 8-19

I watch them all. Just don't go in expecting to see an Oscar winning performance, it's car porn, explosions and fist fights

>>17032651
>my shit taste is okay if I'm aware of it
Watch Drive instead

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>>17031719
I would guess they are targeting people who pay money to watch movies . It's a bold move, for sure, but seems to have paid off.

If only they made a AE86 circle jerk movie aimed only at weaboos like you, shit they'd be rolling in the $$$

Wait. they made 8 of them? Last one I recall has a chase with endless amount of shifting in dodge chargers.

>>17031740
Post sister

>>17032682
that movie is just autistic and boring


>>17033190
they could make the perfect movie for me and I still wouldnt spend money on it kek

>>17031759
That explains why my girl loves these movies

>>17032487
Mad Max: Fury Road

I saw the first one on DVD. Seemed dumb so I didn't watch any others.

I suppose its a movie for kids, stoners, and the easily impressed.

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>>17033190
Is that a

JEE

TEE

ARU?

>>17032215
>tuner
Lel

They are targeting literally every single person in the world other than contrarians or people that basically can't even buy food

>>17032682
>Drive
>not Need for Speed

i didnt like this one, there wasnt enough cars. in the earlier ones you could pay attention to the background and spot cool cars.

my favorite is tokyo drift anyway, its the one thats mostly about cars.

>>17031719
after tokyo drift the movies were shit.

I saw this movie friday night drunk with some buddies.
Anytime it got really dark we'd start throwing m&ms and sweet tarts

We spent more time throwing candies at other patrons than watching the movie kek.

>you cant watch a movie spinning at mach 2

>>17033529
td has a simple timeless structure too

>>17031727
first one was great, but the others just couldn't compare. not even close.

>vin diesels little fag adhd brother gets killed
>kill dirtbike gooks
>pull up to the light next to your ex (?) homie the undercover cop
>the only man to have your back when it mattered
>race him
>playing chicken with a train
>wreck
>cops sirens approach
>"I owe you a 10 second car"

NOTHING TOUCHES IT

I'm an 18 year old Australian with a JDM car. I've literally got dozens of friends who are 18-20 and either have a JDM car or really want one.

We all went to watch Fast and Furious on opening night.

So yeah, I guess we're the target audience. Either that, or 13-15 year old boys who have pictures of R34s as their cover photo on facebook.

>>17031719
Millenials who think fast cars are cool becuase they can't afford them.

>>17031757
>TFW your first date is fate of the furious

>>17031755
The first one is genuinely fun if a bit cheesy. Second one is decent, third one has a gigantic faggot as the main protagonist but is watchable. Haven't seen any after that.

>>17032193
Tokyo Drift was SO cringy. The acting was by far the worst.

>>17034582
>not liking wabaki

baka gaijin

>>17032487
A lot of people hated The Accountant (I thought I would too), but it was actually alright and I don't even like Ben Affleck. It's about a literal autistic savant and there are decent action scenes, but no car scenes besides MUH FORD TRUCK a few times. Overall bretty gud

>>17031765
wouldnt people stop watching cuz no paul walkin

>>17034249
This. First movie is best movie. Followed by the second then the third. The rest are just generic action movies that happen to have cars in them.

>>17034604
Thanks for proving my point senpai.

>>17031755
I gave tokyo drift like 20 minutes after all the shilling about it being the only one about street racing before I had to turn it off.
It's not like I don't like stupid fucking movies but it's just so bad.

>>17034875
The only thing bad about it is the 30 year old man pretending to be in high school. If they'd gotten a better actor it wouldn't been better.

>>17034875

lol tokyo drift was my favorite out of all of them. it felt the most true to car culture at the time it was produced.

>>17034918
And the dude from Home improvement that was also a "high schooler" even though he was like 35 lol.

>>17031719
The first one was a genuinely fun movie, it was campy, had races, and was one of those movies where you just turn your brain off and have fun.

The second one wasn't as fun desu, but was still really quotable and a fun buddy cop style movie.

The third one actually had the most racing and was enjoyable in a different way.

Everything after that was just your generic action movie that had hot actors and explosions with some cars sprinkled here and there, and they just weren't as memorable.

BUT because they have hot actors and explosions and exotic cars, people want to go watch it. First one was targeting young teenagers who were into the car modding scene, but they realized if they target a bigger audience they make more money so it turned into a generic blockbuster.

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>>17031765

>>17034956
Forgot about him. Dunno what the fuck they were thinking desu senpai.

>>17034857
fuck off normie

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>>17035028
NORMIES FUCK OFF

>>17034963
>turn off you're brain and have fun
>desu
underage detected
at least learn what desu means

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>>17035172
>at least learn what desu means

You're new here aren't you?

>>17035172
t b h gets autocensored to desu
f a m gets autocensored to senpai

>>17033190
MIDONAITO PURUPURU!!!!

>Fate of the Furious
>had 86 with Rocket Bunny 2.0
>had STi as well
It actually had a lot of car options ticked out so they went all out with covering bases

>>17034582

Not an issue when the movie was still all about the cars.

As a friend of mine said some time ago, cars in recent F&F movies are nothing more than "things that kinda explode".

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>>17035202
desu senpai

>>17035496
Why did Honda advertise the Odyssey?
Toyota Prius?

And where in the fuck was Ford? Some crown vic taxi were smashed that was it.

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>>17035202
Praise be to Hiroshima Nagasaki.

Hispanics.

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Reminder than pushrods push gods.

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>>17036139

If you don't like fast and furious movies you're obviously a flaming faggot nu male and should kill yourself as soon as possible.

>>17031757
>if you sneak in some candy or a soda to the movies
One of the theaters near me actually started checking women's purses as they take your tickets. Are they legally allowed to do this? I really hope this jew practice doesn't catch on with other theaters.

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Alright, I guess I'll explain it

>It's basically a franchise that's gone so far that it's self aware that it's dumb, meaning that these movies are pretty much critic proof.
>If you watch these movies thinking that there will be logic than you will not have a good time, if you watch these movies knowing it's dumb fun then you will probably enjoy it

>>17032487
John wick. Tbh first time I was like "oh fuck"
in movie in a long time lol

>>17034582
To be honest its my favorite because of that. Its like watching a live action animu.

>>17036142
Unpainted steel tubing is going to be a pile of rust is a few years.

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>>17036182

>This

>>17036142
AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17034918
to be fair i think he would have been in his early 20's. seemed 30 something tho

>>17034918
>>17034956
It's well known that Hollywood has a weird obsession with casting actors in their 30s (sometimes even 40s) as highschool students.

Only stupid kids think Fast and Furious is still about cars. It's an action movie where they happen to use cars to commit crimes and save lives and escape from bad people.

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>>17036554
like dis nigga from napoleon dynamite

>>17031728
Stopped watching when they casted the nigger

>>17034218
kek

>>17036185
i actually didnt like john wick

>>17033250
i couldnt finish this one, but i might give it another try

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>THEY
Why did OP capitalize "they"? Is OP on lithium pills? Is OP a boomer busy making a chain email?

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>>17033308
>JEE TEE ARU

genuinely lol'd

>>17031727
>dude weed lmao
typical triptard, jump in front of a truck you waste of space

>>17036891
Antisocial sperg detected

>>17031994
>>Michelle Rodriguez
>hot

just not my type but some dudes will get hard to any pig with lipschtick

>>17036878
Definitely gun metal grey

>>17032549
So if an ugly person is self-aware, would you now fuck them?

>>17036891
>not being able to control your self to the point you can enjoy Dude Weed lmao once in a while without going full blown pot head.


I bet you drink alcohol you kek

>>17036878

midnight purple

>>17032609
And all those motherfuckers who watch the nth X-Men movie or jerk off to the latest superhero movie.

>>17037715
patrician taste, all the plebs go for midnight blue

>>17035496
Is it bad if those two cars were the ones that got my attention?

I wish there was more modern day sort of ""tuner"" cars instead of muh exotics and muh muscle

lol when people have to clearly state that they know the movies are dumb butt...

we get it, you saw some of the movies on the imdb top250.

>>17037955
>imdb top250
that's just bad movies picked by jews
the patrician stuff is hard to find, but you won't find it in hollyjew

>>17032609
The Chinese?

>>17037588
kys faggot

>>17037979
what an insightful breakdown of the joke

>>17034539
>gf hates it
>date of the furious

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>>17034539
>>17038092
These are excellent

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can somebody explain to me what the fuck they did to the cuban kids car in the beginning to make it compete? WTF was that "poor mans turbo"?
I didn't understand a word of that scene

>>17036878
Black w/ bronze TE37s

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>>17037536
>people think this is hot

>>17038715
She is amazing, I love her with all my heart but only in the fast movies. For some reason I dont care for her outside of them.

>>17037536
she may not be omg so hawt but shes no where near ugly

every FnF movie has a fair share of models to stand around and look pretty anyway

>>17038432
a turbo 350 on 30 psi with nitrous

the turbo doesnt actually work though

keep in mind I havent watched the movie and am just going on what Ive heard and read about behind the scenes

>>17038761
bruh

she plays the tough girl wearing tank tops in like every movie shes in

>>17038715
nigga im gay and id still hit that

>>17038761
its kind of the opposite for me, i cant stand her in the fast movies, other movies shes ok (albeit kind the same character)

>>17038788
I honestly dont care for her in the resident evil movies or the machete movies. Only version I like is the fast one. Maybe cause she plays like a caring wife or something cause she does not do that in any other of her movies.

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Just watched a cam rip of Rapidos y Furiosos 8 from some spanish speaking country (with english audio). It's amazing how much the audience got into the movie, they were clapping and cheering at various points

>>17038432
I haven't seen the movie, not planning on it, I don't like the movies. But, I heard the plotline was that it is a turbo off of a diesel boat.

I do know that the turbo is fake on the movie car which is a bit stupid because it wouldn't have been much if any more work to put a real turbo on there and run it with an open downpipe. It may have been less work to put a real turbo on it than to make a fake one.

>>17038891
they got the casting from Turbonetics with no innards and shit but yeah its a marine turbo

>more like 5000 horsepower
I walked out of the movie at that point. I mean jesus fucking christ.

>>17038961
they meant between them they had 5000 horse on Vins car. You know they had 5 cars all pulling on his.

>>17031719
>Who, exactly, are THEY targeting with this movie?
If you like ricer add ons like Nitrous Oxide, and ricer gimmicks, then the whole series of movies is appealing.

>>17036179
>Are they legally allowed to do this?
Then don't buy a movie ticket if you insist on breaking the rules. It's clearly legal for them to have a rule of no outside food and drink items. So when you sneak that in, you are breaking the rules.

There are any number of products and services which are covered by "shrink wrap" type laws for merchantile convenience. Thus, you don't see the entire agreement included with the physical product but must look up the implied contract with that product.

>I really hope this jew practice doesn't catch on with other theaters.
Then let's hope Sharia Law becomes the official law of the land.

>>17031765
i'm still amazed how they managed to turn literal nobody into viral martyr

>>17039204
Everyone sneaks in food and drinks because they don't wanna pay $6 for a goddamn Coke after they just got raped with a $12 movie ticket. You sound like that fucking kid who reminds teacher to give out homework right before the bell rings. Everything by the book!

>>17039276
I dont even understand why people still pay for movies with prices the way they are

then again me and my friends are the type of people who would rather sit in the niggas living room with the 50 inch TV and 7.1 surround sound in the living room that doesnt care what we eat smoke or drink as long a as we clean up afterwards watching dled movies

>>17039204

I thought it was still Passover, Rabbi Goldstein

>>17039204
And what kind of message does that convey to your customers when you have a policy of searching through their shit without any proof?

>>17039306
That's pretty much how I do it, but I'll still go see the odd movie once every 3-4 months. Last two I watched were Don't Breathe and Get Out. Both had annoying-ass people who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

>>17034875

That's how I felt about it too. I loved the car scenes and the races, but I've watched pornos with a more believable plot, I wasn't able to sympathize with the main character at all, and the acting was terrible. Maybe I can just find a cut of all the races and none of the in between shitty stuff.

>>17038793
ofc you would she looks like a guy

>>17037560
Not the other guy, but yeah probably

>>17031719
>How did it make so much money?
i dont know because maybe the only other series that comes close to being as much fun is Mad Max series and it was a pretty much a commercial failure

>>17039358
>Don't Breathe
ayyyy I'm from Uruguay like the director
how bad was it?

>>17040620
It was alright. Wouldn't pay again to see it, but it's probably worth renting with your friends one night or something.

>>17038788
>>17038891
thanks a ton, based on your explanation and re-watching the mighty car mods video about the hero cars I get it now.
I don't want to spoil it but Dom also does some shit to the wastegate that absolutely befuddled me and was also translated poorly in the film.

>>17037588
>smoking the herbaljew

kys, my man.

I'm just sad they are not car movies anymore (well, since long ago).

>>17031719
>How did it make so much money?
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MOVIE ITSELF! IT WAS GREAT TIMING.

Think about it. It was released this past week.
In most countries, Good Friday is celebrated.
Some countries even have holiday on the Thursday as well.
It's spring break almost everywhere in the world.

And to top it off. There was no other worthy movie on the cinema. Nothing at all.
You guys forget there are people that go to the movies without having any movie in mind. They go to the movies and then just choose from whatever its showing.

Also, I credit them with great socialmedia marketing, really good.
I subscribe to some car youtubers and they got a few of those to do marketing for them.
Jay Leno, Mighty Car Mods. Really clever marketing.

>>17036844
>i couldnt finish this one, but i might give it another try
Please tell me in what part did you fell asleep because every time I rewind to watch some sequence I always get stuck through the rest of it.

>>17036844
>>17036185
these. fury road was ridiculous, i was practically shitting my pants. i had the same reaction as you with john wick, its just keanu beating the snot out of goons for killing his puppy. awesome.

>>17039204
You need a believable proof or whatever the fuck it's called in order to check people's belongings, you can't just check all the people who come into a theater.

>>17039204
Fucking euros

>>17043001
>You need a believable proof or whatever the fuck it's called
Reasonable suspicion?

This is the same concept as DUI checkpoints. You're somehow legally obligated to stop and consent to a police interrogation, simply because you happen to be traveling along a certain stretch of road at a specific time of night. Unconstitutional? You be the judge.

>>17036878

Solar Yellow, because fuck it.