Wealthy with nice car but a virgin

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why a convertible?
bmws are race cars remember?

Ever try tinder? You look fine

>>17026901
Fucking kill yourself you disgusting tranny

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>>17026911
Yes I tried it, barely got any matches and nearly no responses. I am a 8/10 yet girls don't like me.

>>17026915
?

Maybe if you were less gay and knew how to talk to women (hint; women have no inherit personality and it's up to you to fill all the gaps yourself otherwise nothing will happen)

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>>17026929
time to switch then

>>17026935
Oh, I forgot to mention. I AM gay

Go to /fa/

Also your face is full of acne creators and you are balding you're a 4/10 max

>>17026935
>hint; women have no inherit personality and it's up to you to fill all the gaps yourself otherwise nothing will happen

This so insanely stupid fucking hard

>>17026929
Getting matches is a numbers game for the most part but I bet your pics and bio just screamed "I'm not ugly and my dad has money plz fuck me". Also read some tinder guides because I bet you were shit at messaging your matches too. I look worse than you imo and I got my first/only gf off tinder (she wouldn't put out tho)

I drive a much nicer car than you and am much better looking and still a virgin so consider yourself lucky

Okcupid

Or if you're desperate enough, POF.

Honestly tho, muscle cars attract girls more than sports convertibles.

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Absolutely supreme my friend.

Post more selfies and preferably vlogs. Keep us posted on /o/ - social.

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>>17026901
Go back to that dealer and get that 08 LS in the bg.

>>17026901

Elliot Rodger 2: Supreme Gentleman Boogaloo

>>17026929
You must either be completely autistic or socially inept beyond all bounds. I look way shittier and do well on tinder

>>17026929
Your hair does look kind of stupid...but thats about it

>>17026901
Do you have any firearms at home?

Bitches love getting plugged.

>>17026929
time to try Grindr instead

>>17026949
Fuck me plz?

>>17026929
Your forehead looks like a mine field

>>17026901
26 Virgin here

noice

>>17026929
Start by fucking a few fat girls, they're like the little league t-ball of getting laid.

Once you get some experience, start trying to hook up with girls that aren't disgusting hogs, it'll be a lot easier then.

>being an incel
>2017

lower your standards retard.

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>>17026901
>Aryan Chad

There's your problem. Consider suicide, honky. White people are the scum of the earth!!

Supreme Gentleman 2: The Manifesto

>>17026929
you do look like a supreme gentlemen and you have a bmw! i cant fucking believe youre not slaying

>>17026901
It's really not that hard to get laid since you're not a walking blubber farm, just pop on tinder and find some moderately attractive girl and take her on a date or two. I'm not really into the whole hookup 'n fuck once sort of thing, but if that's what you're going for then you want to break it off with the girl as soon as possible. The longer you stick around the more dramatic women get about breakups.

Also what are the specs on that bimmer?

>>17027617
>literally cannot tell if it's man or woman

welp

>>17027647
>only thinking there are two genders

rly made me think

You are the cunt from r9k, right? Go run over some roastie and become a hero, will ya?

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>>17026929
>i am an 8/10

>>17027617
i need this shirt in my life. got a link?

>>17026901
t. elliot rodger

>>17026901
>wealthy
>driving a bmw

You're either not wealthy or you are doing it wrong. If you were truly wealthy you will be driving a Porsche turbo, any Ferrari or Lamborghini

>>17027777
quads confirms

>>17027777
kek
nah, if you were truly wealthy you'd drive a Nissan Patrol with 2000whp

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>>17026929
holy shit son, i feel bad for you. Your not bad looking but men cant be placed on a 10 scale. Just stop being a whiny bitch and fuck with some females.

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>>17027798
>men can't be put on a 10 scale
this is what manlets tell themselves to sleep at night

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>>17027805
>this is what lankets actually believe

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>>17027815
>t. manlet

>>17026901
>drives an old "premium" shitbox
>thinking it's a nice car
>claiming he is rich
Stfu, you're just a poser with a 10 years old convertible BMW that can be had for 5-6K.

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>>17027825
>t. lanket

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>>17027843
>t. manlet

>>17027832
It's a 2012. I'd love for you to find a 2012 3 series convertible for 5k-6k.

>>17028071
The 2012 starts from 7k, so w/e

>>17028140
Show me a 2012 in working condition that is 7k.

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>>17027660

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>>17026901
>22
>BMW
are you also a supreme gentleman

>>17028171
I'd like to think I'm a gentleman. I know I'm not dressed nicely in the picture but I usually wear suits or dress shirts.

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>>17026901
>>17026929
This is probably bait but I'm gonna take it anyway.
>Modern BMW
>Good
Thinking that you're somehow owed sex just because you're not ugly and have a little bit of money is your problem. Most girls don't even care what you drive unless it's some exotic or a well known classic.

>>17026935
This - either learn proper social skills with both sexes or just give up. Personally my social skills aren't too good but I've worked on them and have had all round improvements in social life, not just with girls.

>>17027792
If you were truly wealthy you'd have a pro driver drive you around

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>>17026901
Elliot Rodgers v2.0

>>17026901
Hello Elliot.

>>17026901
A nice car only enhances what is already there. Unless you're at a car meet, you aren't going to make a first impression on a woman in almost any scenario with your car because your car won't be there. Only you. And even then a BMW isn't all that uncommon. It will be enough that, if you're picking her up for a date, she'll think something along the lines of "it's not a shitbox", but no BMW but the i8 looks special enough for a woman to think it's a special car.

The majority of women see road-legal cars in 5 tiers.
>Shitbox
>Not a shitbox
>Sports car
>Supercar
>Truck

Half the time, the line between not a shitbox and sport is blurred. bimmers are only slightly nicer normal cars to them, if they even notice at all

>>17026901
Should've bought a miata

>>17027617
>White People Fuck
ok

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>>17026901
>wealthy
>used 2 generations old BMW

Kekkins

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>>17026929
>8/10
>Namefag

>>17027617
>white people fuck white people

That's how it should be, get rid of le ebin race mixing maymay.

>tfw poor and have multiple shitboxes

Yet I'm still married with two kids.

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>>17027851
t. lanklet

>>17030156
>he fell for the marriage and kids meme

Kek no wonder you're poor.

>>17028194
Haha how are you not getting pussy if you are wealthy? This must be bait. I get pussy and im a wagecuck.

>>17026901
Nothing is more hilarious when i take women from you autistic richfags. As i wagecuck my way from poverty your wealthy upstanding womens suck my degenerate cock =)

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>he posts a picture of his BMW while still in the used car lot
>he still has acne at 22
>he thinks hes way hotter than he actually is
>he thinks aryan is still master race
>he posts to a kenyan leather curing board for help

>>17026929
>8/10
You believing this is why you haven't got laid. You look like a serial killer.

So THIS is what Alphonse looks like lmao

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>>17030247
t. Lanklet

>>17030824
Spotted the jealous poorfag. Enjoy your pushrods lmao

>>17026901
Didn't your fairy mother try to fuck with Shrek that one time and he wrecked her shit?

>>17026929
Loll i read your post and showed it to my girlfriend and she started laughing
"He looks creepy"
"He looks like ted cruz"

>>17030850
>jealous poorfag
Don't judge me by your standards rofl

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>>17026929
You look just like me, but slightly more manly and older. But like me, you would probably experience a meltdown whenever you have to socialize with women, even though your small talk skill are excellent and you are quite confident outside the comfort of your own house.

However, the fact that you'd post you face on a automotive masturbation forum means you're beyond saving. I hope I don't become like you in a few years.

Pic related: what I look like.

>>17030910
Shut up bitch boy

>>17026901
>wealthy
>buying BMW from bhph
>bait thread

Neck yourself, lad.

>>17030812
That file name is cancer.

>>17026901
>Chad is much more cooler with his convertible Corvette
>Anon your car sound like shit

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>>17026929
elliot rogers/10
please try life again

E L L I O T R O D G E R S

also actual tip, don't try to be Chad if you aren't chad, it won't work. Just be who you want to be and you won't want to go on a murderous rampage.

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>>17030971
fucking chad

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ITT: Triggered wage cucks.
Now clean my pool, wage slaves.

https://youtu.be/yed9QfEjzyQ

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>>17026929
>I am a 8/10
NIGGA YOU AN INCEL LMAO

Real advice here... get a haircut that didn't cost you 10 dollars.
Clean your bedsheets more often and start taking care of your face.
Learn to take nicer selfies, and THEN go on tindr. You just have to show the illusion of being attractive, angles are everything.
And... maybe get a phone that can take better pics, that might help, "wealth" guy lmao.

>>17026901
Did you ever think that it's because you look dead inside? People aren't just saying tropes when they say "love yourself before you can love someone else". They mean happiness, genuine happiness in all aspects, attracts women. People like to say it's confidence but it's actually just being an overall happy person, they want someone they can enjoy just sitting with and not feel like their life is over/peaked.

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>>17031418
Go away, troll.
I'm 6'1" (without shoes)
Muscular
aryan
Wealthy
I'm at least a 7.5-8/10

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>>17026901
>Aryan Chad is his tripcode
>he isn't Aryan
>nor is he a Chad

Lads what did he mean by this??

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>>17031442
uhh there's this thing called a personality?

maybe you can work on it

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>>17031436
It's a s7 edge. And I guarantee I'm more attractive than you.

>>17031452
visit in this order:
>>/fa/
>>/fit/
>>/pol/
and then you can come back.

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>>17031447
Jealous of my beautiful eyes, mr shit skin poopy eyes?

>>17026929
you look like a gigantic faggot OH PEE holy shit what the fuck.
cat your hair, wash your face, sell your cuckmobile and buy a real car, wear proper clothes
>inb4 bait
I don't care, my autism flares up when I see pictures of such blatant faggotry

>>17031409
Dont get a gf bro shes gonna fuck the pool boy over you haha

>>17031453
>/fa/
So I can dress like a 15 year old wigger? No thanks. I'll stick to my 800 dollar suits, and cashmere sweaters.
>/fit/
I'm already pretty muscular, and in good shape.
>/pol/
I already browse it.

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>>17031442
>Muscular
doubt it
>aryan
you're from North India? you look awfully white friend
>wealthy
daddy's money congrats kid, genuinely jealous
>i'm 7.5-8/10
I'm genuinely not even trying to be mean or meme you look like a 4/10

Thinking about it, you look like that Columbine shooter, Dylan Klebold, but your nose is smaller than his lmao

>>17031442
God your an ugly one...

>>17031442
Just give your boipucci to the pool boy. Its too late for you

>>17031500
You're*
And false. I'm more attractive than you.

>>17031531
Do yourself a favor and spend daddy's money on plastic surgery. Or a rope haha

>>17026901
do burnouts, rev the engine, go fast, listen to eurobeat while mob down hills. Girls love that shit.

>>17031452
You have forehead acne and are making a face like you are trying to take a rough shit in every picture.

Buy some new pillowcases and wash/change them frequently and learn how to fucking smile.

>>17031638
I do, and i have been cleaning my face everyday for years. I want to die because of acne. It is the one thing that ruined my chance at teen love and sex. It has gotten better though.

>all these people believing they will ever get the succ
Just accept it lads.

>>17031539
lel

>>17031657
>It is the one thing that ruined my chance at teen love and sex
>KHV at 22

honey you've got another thing comming

>>17031745
Shut up bitch!!!

>>17031790
99% of college females are slutty. REEEEEEEEE why can't we have brothels in America. The average college slut probably has an equal amount of sex as a hooker does. I want to go to Germany and fugg some girls in a brothel.

>>17031745
Delete this!

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>>17031745
s-shut up!

Holy fuck this kid's really gonna go full blown school shooter one day.
This isn't even /b/.

>>17031745
lmao permavirgin I'm sorry about your shit life.
Hope you can experience the succ one day.

>>17031843
He posts on /r9k/ all the time too, he even has a youtube channel.

>ITT: Narcissistic virgin autist boys not understanding that women aren't attracted to narcissistic virgin autist boys.

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>>17026901
>>17031843
>>17031859

>Loser who drives BMW 3-Series gifted from dad
>Crys about how he can't get women
>Dad is wealthy
>Has a YouTube channel acting like an autist
>/r9k/ incarnate

Hmmmm, deja vu, where have I heard this before?

>>17026929
why do you have a scowl when trying to take a photo of yourself

i dont believe that is you, i think you're posting someone elses or your friends face for the (You)'s

>>17031873
I almost feel like reporting him to the police, legit could have another Isla Vista on our hands

>>17031409
At least you don't have a girl to break your heart after you get cucked by a more attractive alpha wageboy.
You're whole entire mindset is wrong faggot.
Either make some serious personality changes, hire a prostitute, or die a virgin.

>>17031904
your*

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>>17031889
It was a time stamp for r9k. And it is actually me. I've posted a few time stamps on r9k.

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>>17031900
I didnu nuffin. I just want a female to enjoy being around me, and to truly care about me. I am attractive and wealthy enough, also not a manlet and muscular but I've never even held a girl's hand. You can see why I'm frustrated. It shouldn't be happening.

>>17031913
your nose is shit, your cheeks fuck everything up, your haircut reveals too much forehead and you need to fucking stop with the scowling, its fucking off putting you cunt

Heres your last (You) from me, go back to /soc/

>>17031929
Stop being so frustrated and thinking that your wealth and decent looks mean anything to women.
Try being nice and genuinely interested in somebody you're attracted to and things will get better I swear.

>>17031929
yeah yeah yeah the FBI has a watchlist for people like, expect a knock on the door when you upload that manifesto

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>>17031946
>this confuses the autist

>>17031929
I'm guessing maybe someone once told you that you have nice eyes or something and now every time you take a picture you try to show off how blue your shit is by opening them as wide as you can.

You like like a dog surprised by a camera flash.

>>17031929
get your eyebrows done or lose the stern look, it looks like you havent fapped in a week

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>>17031929

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>>17031929
Frustration in a guy is for a woman like fear and insecurity for a dog - they can see that shit instantly

Get a hobby, stop taking your looks so seriously and stop giving too many fucks about what the love of your life will look like. Make sure she aint fat and that she wont be, and that she actually has a functioning brain and isn't a cunt.

What do you want? A Lada 1500 with the body of a LaFerrari, or do you want a trusty Mazda 6 with the body of a Mazda 6?

The body of the Lada will fall apart soon enough, and it will lose its eventual charm within a few years anyways. Go with the Mazda

In all honesty; the more you worry about it the longer you'll stay a virgin. You've got a very average look, just like me - and thus you will need to try a bit harder to get something. Interesting hobbies, a solid personality and those things. The best tip I can give is that grills love someone who is visibly independent and socially functioning - and the handyman is also slowly becoming a favorite once again

>>17031929
jej I'm an 18 yo asian manlet and still not a virgin

>>17031442
HIS FORHEAD BIGGER THAN THE RACIAL DIVIDE IN AMERICA LMAOOO

8/10 MORE LIKE GR8 B8 M8

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>>17031929
This is what happens to people that are raised on 4chan

>>17026901
Hey buddy, if you want to get a women to make you happy, than get /fit/ and shut the fuck up, because girls don't give a shit about cars.

don't want to get fit? no problem, its not for everyone. Take all the money and time that you have, and make a one of a kind project car. Sure, you'll be without a partner, but you'll at least have a one of a kind car that you put all your hard work and money on, and it will bring you all the happiness, attention and even friends if your lucky.

tl:dr spend your money and loneliness on a project car and make your own happiness

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>>17026901

>>17031442
>while male
>has car
>still a virgin because he has no discernible personality

>>17031929
You look like adam lanza 2.0

>>17026901
Just don't got full elliot rodger, eh?

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>>17032860
t. Lanklet

>>17032873
t. Gm fangirl

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>>17031745
Right in my feels anon. That hurts

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>>17026901
You have a very shitty attitude though :^)

Buy a real car. The only thing Germans are superior at building are ovens.

>>17032938
Casual antisemitism: the post

You are like me before.
Gonna say good by to shitty kraut boxes and move on to a slow beat up RWD nipponese engineering to rip the streets

Cunt, just fucking go on tinder. You can grills on your dick easy if you don't be a fucking carnivore man, if she's T H I C C. You're good

>>17033033
Also fuck off /r9k/, that shit show ruins lives being with a cesspool of even sadder fucks and turns yourself into an even sad prick, it's like playing minecraft, being stuck on it and develop autism.
Go out there and do sick shit instead of being a sad fuck. Positive shit leads to a positive personality.

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>>17032882
>>17032907
t. Lanklet shitters

>>17033085
T. A literal manlet

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>falling for the women Jew

You should ditch the BMW, get an FD3S, spike your hair, and go full Keksuke. The bitches will wet themselves wanting to get on your helicopter dick.

>>17033235
What's with that wing? Trying to fly?

>>17033238
It's so you can get it off a cliff when the Apex seals go

>>17027639
HAHAAHAH I swear he is Elliot without realizing he is

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>>17033097
t. a fugly, freaky lanklet

>>17031455
kek those are the eyes of a virgin 4sure, he has that wide eyed look of cluelessness

>>17026929
We might have another Elliot Rogers here

>>17026901
Hello Elliot, I thought you were dead.

Also, being half Asian means you're not an "Aryan Chad."

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>>17026929
>I am a 8/10

>>17026929
I'd fuck you. But I'm a dude. A big. Hairy. Dude. Dtf?

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It's not about what you drive, but what you got in terms of intellect, humour and in the bank account.

> tfw wealthy (over $1000 to my name) and have a rwd mazda convertible with perfect 50/50 weight distribution and a dual wishbone suspension

Still a 23 year old gay virgin.
JUST.
Can toned muscle hunks not appreciate Mazda roadster engineering?

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>>17033506
t. spastic lanklet

>>17031929

When you finally decide to do it, don't make Elliot's mistake. Sig isn't as good of a gun as the price suggests. If you want a handgun that reflects your high status, get a Sphinx, HK, Browning Hi Power, or a custom shop 1911.

>>17033539
Not for getting pussy. Yes individually your bank account is what matters in the end, but women don't see your bank account when you pull up to the bar. They see your car. Your car is non-verbal communication that you have your shit together.

>>17034207
You've clearly never been in a bar before because nobody notices what car anybody shows up in. You're clearly going to die a virgin after you pull an Isla Vista, can you at least make some more supreme youtube videos before you go out?

>>17030228
At least at the end of the day I'm relatively happy and completely content with life.

>>17031657
>Acne ruined my teen sex years
No it didn't. I scored 9/10s with slight acne.

My friend that looked like a pepperoni pizza pulled solid 10/10s somehow. He somehow had the confidence of a superhero and bitches loved him. He was scrawny, caked in acne, and poor. He had white teeth and a shit Cavalier.

>>17031479
>800 dollar suit
>Expensive

Did mom buy you an off the rack suit at the outlet mall kiddo?

>>17031479
>Muscular
No. You have no quads or defined calves.

>>17034266
No, you fucking retard.

You make casual conversation towards your car.

>Oh wow, you have a <car here>?
>Yeah, no big deal. Here, you wanna go check it out?

You can't really pull out your bank account to impress some bar slut without looking like a huge douche.

And you call me the virgin...kind of ironic.

itt, OP is feeling euphoric.

>>17034424
>>17034207
Lol clearly you're going after the types of women who only want to be pampered. Fucking cuck lol

>>17035106
based anon hitting these kids that buy basic bitches stuff for pussy with str8 up fucking fax

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Don't worry OP, there's other people just like you who went on to become famous.

>>17027647
YOU'VE GOT YOUR MOTHER IN A WHIRL
SHE CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE A BOY OR A GIRL
HEY BABY, CAN'T FIGHT THE WHITE
HEY BABY, EAT OUT TONIGHT

>>17031442
>Balding
>Acne
>Bad hair
>Butterface
>Lanklet
>Drives a BMW
If I were a girl, I'd stay away from you too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz5gja7XtYE

>>17031929
Did you ever stop to think that you don't get the puspus not because you're girls are vain gold diggers, but because you're an unbearable faggot?

Also, why would you want a girl who only cares about your money and looks? Just buy a real doll at that point my dude. It should be easily affordable for you, since you're a rich fag.

>>17029334
This guy is right. Normies don't give a fuck about my ///M. When I had a Miata though everyone went nuts about how cool I was and asked how I could afford it. They just assume nice cars look exotic.

Also its meaningless to have a nice car because you aren't old enough to have paid for it by yourself.

The nice car is just a peacock feather telling women you can buy them shit.

>>17031452
Face is kind of large for an Aryan, you might have some Jew in you.

>>17031929
Your hair is stupid and you face looks scary. Just fucking smile with your eyes and learn some normie shit.

Its honestly pathetic . Women are stupid its not hard to make them like you.