*crkrrrr* *crkrrrr* *crkrrrrr* *tec*

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>>17024502

*cl-fwiiii....* *CVRVRRRRVRVRR VROOOOOooommmm gluglulgugluglugluglu....*

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TCHKTCHKTCHKTCHKTCHKTCHKTCHKTCHK

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*fwomp fwomp fwomp*

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*brapraprapbraprapbrap* *braaap*

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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

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>>17024502
*chk-click*
*wwhhhhhrrrrrrrrrr*
*beep beep beep beep*
*CRR-RIGGIGGIGGIGGIGG*
*RTTLRTTLRTTLRTTLRTTL*
*WHHHAAAAAARRRRRRR*

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MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

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*BEEEP* *BEEEP *BEEEP*

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SQUEEK SQUEEK

>>17024502
*bolt snaps*

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>>17025055

>>17025042
>only three beeps
Lucky, my car is more like BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP and it never fucking shuts up, you don't even have to sit in the goddamn seat and put it in gear yet and BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

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*insecurity farts*

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SCREEEEEEREEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEERERRRRREEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEEEE--REET

>>17026018
squeesqueesqueesuqeesqueesqueesquee

>>17026081
Had an old truck with a big block and clutch fan that was going bad. Fan would squeal at about 3500 rpm, sounded like a supercharged turbine when you stepped on it. Was pretty badass

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POTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATO

>>17026240
Chum chum chum chum chum bedrum

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*Eurobeat*

>>17025287
in my dad's car, if you start driving it's just "beep beep beep beep" and then after 30 seconds it gets super fucking loud and goes "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

>>17026301
Toyotas are like beeeep. Beeeeep. Beeeeep. Beeeeeeep. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEEEE FUCKING BUCKLE UP

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HMMMMM
HMMMMM
HMMMMM
HMMMMM

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elctric motor *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

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*bangs gutters together*

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awingding
awingdingding
awingdingding
awingdingdingding
pop
awingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding
praaaaaaaaaaaaap
dingdingdingdingdingdingding

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REV UP YER ENGINES

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>>17025055

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>>17024502
REEEEEEE
REEEEEEE
REEEEEEE

>>17024502
*SLAM*

>>17025033

IWANNADANCE

>>17027569
reee indeed

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kudtdtt
kudtdtt
kduttriinggg ding ding ding

>>17025033
COOL VIBRATIONS

>>17024584
*whip* *whip* *whip*

>>17027631
I WANNA DANCE

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>>17027560

>>17026967
Fuckin' kek

>>17025055
Now back it off 1/4 turn

>>17024584
that's a roast beef.

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honk honk

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*Hello, this is big Tony towing company, what can I do for you?"

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WAKKA WAKKA

>>17025042
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17025042
American translation:
"Bong" "Bong" "Bong"

>>17030672
You can fix it again, Tony

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>modern ford door ajar
*doo dee doo*

>>17031299
>doodle doo
>doodle doo
>doodle doo
>doodle doo

>>17024502
you are really griding my gears please stop doing this to me

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*I'm a Fiat, a-rootely toot-toot*

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Hola, cómo estás?

>>17024502
Thats not a fucking torque wrench

>>17024567
I believe it's dugga dugga

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>2:18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1qifNqFG24

>>17031299
>>17032073
I ended up with a Ford rental the last time I had to travel. Maybe it was the keyless ignition, but it went DOODLE DOO every time I opened the door, and, by the end of the week, that noise pissed me off waaay more than it should.

When it comes time to replace my car, I'm sure as hell not buying something that goes DOODLE FUCKING DOO. Don't you talk back to me; you're a goddamn door, and I literally own you!

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>>17031299
>never heard this because never owned a Ford
>say it in my head
>suddenly reminded of all of the fucking Fords I sat in at the Auto Show doing it
laughed like a retard

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>torquing chinese head studs
>*CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRACK*

>>17033737
You'd hate the modern Lincoln door ajar more

>>17024502
*crkrrrr* *SQUEEE* *crkrrrrrrr* *SQUEEEE* *crkrrrrrrrrrrrr* *SQUEE-SNAP*

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HONKHONKHONK

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*beeowwwww*

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>17025042
>Own an AW11
>Turn key to on position
>Haven't even cranked the engine yet
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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CRRRRRKK

>>17034597
>SCREEEEEEEEEEE
Oddly enough the aw11 seatbelt noise has become comforting to me

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*ZUUTUUTUTUTU*

>>17027747
>that fucking ghost face

>>17026974
jfc he looks like one of the hobos you fistfight in Condemned in that pic

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>>17030672

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*idle flutter* shieee seehhfffe fbrrrffrbfbrrr fbfrrrrrfbrrrr fbrrrr frrr ieee *REV ENJUN* frrrrrr brrrRRRRRRRRFUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIII
rblrbrrtrbtrftrIEEEEEEEEEE

>>17027623
Alternatively, *exploding batteries*

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*crrrrrCLONKcrrrrrCLONKCLONKCLONKcrrrrrrrrrr*

>>17026974
*some wiggling, maybe some swearing*

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*crktktktkt*

>>17035504

whistlahs go wooooop

>>17036642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZD-ADArwXo

WHOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>skids side to side in parked car lined street

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>whhiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>17034597
>>17034980
Literally the most annoying thing about my AW11. Planned to cut the speaker after I bought the car, never got around to it.
Now it's an endearing trait. Ive also just started buckling my seatbelt upon entering the car before putting the key in.

>doing airbag recall
>Tightening bracket bolt with ratchet
>crrrck
>Bolt snaps in half
>Was using a 1/4" ratchet with 1" socket
>Fuck

>>17032505
>implying ford doesn't build shit in beanerland

fuck off fanboyfaggot, if you're gonna fangirl at least get your shit right and don't call the kettle black

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*crrrrr* *crrrrr* *crrrr r r r r* *CLAK*

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*uuuugghhh, ughhhh, ughhhh, ohhhh, ughhhh

>>17026321
kek. drove my corolla for the first time in a few weeks after being used to a car that didn't beep at all. drives me nuts especially because people never want to buckle up yet bitch and moan about the
>beep. beep. beep. beep...
>BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP