>modifying a car at all please, tell me more about how you

Please, tell me more how these employees know more about my wants and desires more than I do

>>17001502
Don't reply to obvious b8 please kthx

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well I did pro derp at the beginning of my sophmore year. I've built tokyo driftouuus and hayabusa'd all over your mom. It takes years of knowledge to get to where I am. But my black fingers still itch for sacred work.

>>17001492
lol smug anime poster and cringe cancerous pasta at the same time? you belong om >>>/r9k/ my friend.

>>17001492
some people want more performance than comfort, others want it the other way around. manufacturers compromise features to appeal to as many people as possible.
want to go faster? you must sacrifice something:
>comfort
>money
>time

Leave me alone mom.

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>>17001492
please tell me how little I care about my $500 civic, just ordered a shit ebay turbo for it too.

>sorry about your bus pass situation OP

>>17001492
Because I am an engineer.

>>17001492
I don't know more, I just have a higher budget.

>>17001492
>implying every car doesn't come from the factory with a nerfed conservative ecu because of those same engineers trying to keep reliability and mpg numbers up

>>17001492

It's bait all right, but pro tip nonetheless: if you've seen the amount of times the engineers go "eh just throw that in there, should work well enough", you'd have a stroke.

>get a team of engineers to modify your car

>>17002344
See, you can actually be funny, why shit up the board with benchrace shitposting?

>>17002349
I hate people, humans are disgusting and I love to see them in distress

>>17002354
Why not do it to a board with a bigger population? Or why not just kill yourself if you hate people so much? You'd be free of them.

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>this same pushcuck is mad he won't be let out of his cage
LMAO. the demon LITERALLY requires a cage for use. LMAO

>>17002356
I do it on other boards, and if I kill myself I cannot contribute to the ecological and financial catastrophe and wont be able to enjoy the subsequent mass suffering