How do I get enough money to buy a Tesla?

Graduate highschool first

>>17001105
Use the graft... I mean subsidies.

You spend $12k at a community college and get an associates degree in a science field.

>>17001105

Sell pain pills to white people.

You don't buy a Tesla

There's ur monai

>>17001105

First you buy a few books ( Napoleon Hill's Think and Grow Rich is a great point to start ), then think of a bussines that you want to start, go work for someone for a year or 2, learn how stuff works, and then launch your own bussines.
Voila.

Take out a life insurance policy on yourself
Then Kys
Reincarnate as a numale faggot
enjoy your tesla

>>17001125
Porn and video games are also very effective in place of pain killers post surgery and stuff

study liberal arts like all Tesla owners

>pushcucks upset that the model s is the fastest car on the planet
lel lel lel