Demon Reveal Live

IT'S NOW.

>buying a car that can only go in a straight line and has too much power for 99% of drivers
lul

>>16999640
What the fuck is this cringy garbage?

>>16999669
ur post

>>16999661
>has too much power
Nothing has too much power.

inb4 less than 500 will be made

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>2.7 Liter supercharger
>14.5 pounds of boost

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>the first EVER production street legal drag car
You're about 60 years behind one of your own cars (which still wasn't the first)

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rip ferd
rip jim

>Those skinnies
>That launch
>That sound
>That everything
I am beyond erect

>dat launch on the stage

DAAAAAYUUUUUUUM

it's automatic only lol

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>most powerful production V8 ever

>most powerful V8 ever

Ever heard of Koenissegg?

This is a literal meme-machine.

>>16999640
So did the Chally loose some weight?

>>16999774
10/10 anon


2.3 0-60!

>0-60 in 2.3

DATSUNFAGS BTFO!!

2.3 SECONDS
TESLA BT-EFFO

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>>16999640
>chrysler bragging about track performance
you literally cannot make this shit up. a hellcat is slower than a Mustang gt around a track already.

>9.65 1/4 mile

wew

>>16999640

>9.65s 1/4 mile

>banned because it was too damn fast

Oh, so that's the fastest 1/4 mile ever? How interesting!

>840hp

Breh...

>>16999813
>>16999808
How did they do that with a RWD car?

Fucking nuts

>yuropoors on suicide watch.

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>>16999640
>tfw i can't handle the truth

vinny d my boy

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>>16999813
Not so fast (literally)

>you can only post in this thread if your dd has over 800 hp

Has Dodge ever heard of brands like Koenigssegg or Bugatti to keep bragging about the >le fastest in the world?

>9.65 sec 1/4 mile
EVERYONE BTFO

>>16999842
lel pushcucks on suicide watch

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>Vin Diesel shows up

>>16999829
its banned because you need a cage when you go that fast

and yeah thats faster than a Veyron SS

>>16999837
Weight transfer is life brah.

I LIVE MY LIFE
QUARTER MILE
AT A TIME

The new F&F 8 is gonna suck ass anyway.

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>>16999852
Damn. Fucking impressive. I'm still going to buy a GTR because I'm a massive fucking faggot but mad respect for a 9 second 1/4 PRODUCTION CAR.

LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED

>THE ENTIRE NATION OF YUROPOORIA AND JAPAN

We made the "fastest production drag car"

ohh and its banned from drag strips

>>16999842
>awd

Get outta here

LOOK IS THE >LE OVERHAULIN DUDE

FOOSE GRADIENT OPTION CONFIRMED!!!!

>shitty rap song

>>16999842
yeah but the Demon can do it without killing the battery

>>16999865
>even talking about a car with that much HP is a crime in greater yuropooria :(

>>16999884
and so can the tesla? your memes aren't reality dumb pushcuck

this music just ruined the whole reveal

>>16999877
Demon Two Tone Tony Edition with 24" Foose™ wheels soon

>Two Chainz
>Yung Thug

Yeah think you lost your audience here Dodge.

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>rap comes on
>view count drops 10k

>>16999887
neither are yours, nigger boy

>>16999837

Drag radials.

So are extra seats really going to be a one dollar option?

>>16999897
>pushcuck concedes victory to tesla

>>16999892
>All that talk about heritage, car enthusiasts, brotherly competition
>And let's wrap up with 2Chainz and Young Thug!

>>16999640
What's with the niggers? Are they already trying to destroy its image?

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>>16999905
>this is what he thinks x^D

Gotta know your fanbase by showing a 2 Chainz vid

Let's review

>first production street legal drag car
Not even close, Pontiac Tempest Super Duty 1963, A/FX Mercury Comet 1964, Dodge Coronet A990 1965

>fastest street car
Nowhere close obviously, not sure what you are thinking saying this when there's probably 100 production cars that have gone over 200mph

>quickest 0-60
Not even the quickest 0-60 for an American car, Model S is quicker

>fastest quarter for a street car
This title the car definitely deserves, if there is anything going faster it's not anywhere near as driveable on the street as this car will be

I was cool with two chainz sorta but the rest of the fuckers made me dislike this car

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>>16999895

>>16999911

Plugging a song for FnF 8.

>The launch edition of the Dodge Hellcat had customers paying an average of 15k-20k over msrp
Going based off how popular the Hellcat was, the Demon is going to sell out even faster because its a limited production model.
Who do we even blame for this? Boomers? 1950 babys?

>>16999917
not an argument

>cheesy cgi screen intro
>fireworks everywhere
>metallica
>launch on the stage
>M U H M U S C L E
>fucking vin diesel shows up to shill fast 8
this was the funniest thing I have ever seen lmfao

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>>16999922
fuck outta here nigger
nice dubs though>>16999925

>>16999929

>Who do we even blame for this?

Dealers.

>>16999918
>pushcucks will defend this
B T F O
T
F
O

by a fucking electric sedan. pushcucks on suicide watch.

>inb4 chrysler fags start talking about lap times
the hellcat is LITERALLY slower than a Mustang gt around a track. btfo

>>16999865
under 10s you are required to have a rollcage, thats the only reason its banned.

>>16999918
>Not even close, Pontiac Tempest Super Duty 1963, A/FX Mercury Comet 1964, Dodge Coronet A990 1965
Those are 50+ years old, Dodge knows they can get away with saying that.

>>16999945
>>16999929
It was 100% the dealers, the sales people at the dodge dealership i work at where charging that huge premium because people where paying ANYTHING to get these cars, none of them haggled prices whatsoever.

>vocal pushshitters no where to be found

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>>16999930
>says that while not providing an argument himself
not an argument nigger :^)

>>16999918
Those were extremely limited production runs of the cars you mentioned.

It ties the Tesla for 0-60 and does so on 2 wheel drive and can do it all day long (assumedly: time will tell if it's reliable in that regard).

"Fastest*". Depends on your metric but yes, this one is pure marketing.

>>16999929
How is this different from any other remotely limited production vehicle?

No words to describe the launch. Maybe, "extravaganza", that seems suitable.

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>>16999959
>says that while not providing an argument himself
:^). not an argument.

>>16999945
>>16999957
I'm guessing nostalgia is playing a huge part in this. It lets the oldfag mopar fans finally get something that's not a Viper and they can sort of relive their muscle car era in a modern day muscle car.

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>>16999930
I bet they have charging stations everywhere huh, about as common as gas stations right.
>dumb nigger :^)

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>>16999978
>says that while not providing an argument himself
not an argument nigger :^)

>>16999963
t. pushcuck

>>16999972
For the Demon I'd agree, but the Hellcat was not a limited production model unless I missed something?

Sextuples says somebody will crash and die in one in the first day its out.

>>16999981
Tbh not really, muscle car guys only care about horsepower and quarter mile times and dodge had the best.

Factory at least.

>>16999981
eh I'm a millennial and I think it's cool as fuck.

but I also enjoy going to the drag strip because I enjoy working on and watching cars run

>>16999995
no

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>>16999989
not an argument.
>>16999987
not an argument.

>>16999995
you got close nig.

>>17000002
>I also enjoy going to the drag strip because I enjoy working on and watching cars run
You need to leave /o/. This is a shitposting bus rider argonian cock fighting image board.

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>>16999955
Of course they can and will, because nobody who actually gives a shit about the history of Dodge and drag racing gives a single fuck about this car, but it's ironic that they kept congratulating themselves on keeping true to their history and pandering only to enthusiasts, by completely ignoring a car that was actually historically important for the brand (and one of the main reasons the Hemi has such a reputation) that every enthusiast knows about.

>>16999963
The Tempest sure, but there were quite a few A/FX and B/FX Comets and over 100 A990s, in a time where they were presumably selling a lot less cars, so it's not like they were completely under the radar, plus their purpose was the exact same as this car, to sell the base models by having the ultimate model be faster than everyone else

>tfw you can buy a Hellcat now for 55k at select dealers
Okay, at 55k that's a pretty nice deal. Thank you based Demon.

>>16999999

>>16999991
You seem defeated, good sir. Did your Tesla run out of charge halfway to your destination?

Oops. Sorry. Seem to have spelled Bus.

>>17000058
As cool as Hellcat and Demon are, they are totally useless to 99% of the population.

>>17000079
Thank god for that. Not everyone likes soccer mom crossovers shoved down their fucking throats like you apparently do.

>>16999865
from competition not tracks

>>17000075
>pushcuck triggered
reminder that the demon LITERALLY REQUIRES A CAGE TO SET 9 SECOND QUARTERS.

LMAO

KEK REQUIRES ITS CAGE.

B T F O
T
F
O

>>16999849

top kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvez1KCaib4

>>17000079
I can agree to that. They look aggressive af and are very comfy to ride in. But I honestly would rather get an older car and mod the hell out of it. Getting a Demon or Hellcat really limits what you can mod. The cars already have so much hp.

>>17000100
Only for official competition.

>>17000110
so in other words it's just a piece of shit? lmao

>can't even compete with itself

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>we are making awsome performance cars not because we have to but because we care about the enthusiast market
>cancels viper

>>17000106
Scat Pack is much more reasonable.

>>17000124
Fiat-Ferrari meddling is to thank for that.

Same reason the new Viper ACR hasn't been ran on BrenchRaceRing yet, because it will blow a lot of Ferraris out of the water.

>>17000122
Make your own cage for $300

>>17000055
Right.. But 100 or less sold for each vehicle. The Super Duty was one of 6.

That's worse than saying the P1 and LaFerrari are production cars. They're.. They're just not. Not really.
>inb4 goalposts
It is actually an accomplishment to make more than a few hundred. It means you've made something awesome, yet available and useable. I'd let them get away with saying it.

The Hellcat sells well (something like 30k Hellcat challengers over the years).

Haven't looked into it but I'm sure the Demon will be selling more than a couple thousand examples.

Wouldn't ever buy one. But you have to admit.. Kind of nice to see a car maker bringing back the old "fuck you, we'll put more power in it" approach.

>>17000139
I'm not a pushcuck. why would I make a cage for myself?

>>17000124
Yeah but the Viper has awful sales. FCA cannot afford to have a expensive ass car sit on their dealers lot for long periods of time. Which is why I think hyping up the Demon and Hellcat is what they will do from now then. The car comes out and sells out everywhere with people paying over msrp.

>>17000150
So you enjoy being slower therefore being a cuck

Good to know

Why are people going so crazy over this being a drag focused car from the factory as if the COPO Camaro hasn't existed for years?

>>17000168
How big of a cuck does that make you, bus rider?

>>17000150
The Tesla doesn't need a cage. Because it's slow enough not to get banned :)

>>17000173

Street. You can't drive a COPO or a Cobra Jet on the street legally.

>>17000173
Not road legal. Irrelevant.

Anybody could do anything if the engine didn't need to comply with emissions regs, didn't need safety equipment or testing, etc etc.

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>>17000190
the model s is faster to 60

>this will cause a massive trigger

>>17000200
>emissions
The one thing holding back the car industry.

>>17000180
I wouldn't know if I was a bus rider. I own a car.

Something you don't. Don't forget to tell mommy to pay for your bus pass

>>17000173
IIRC COPO Camaros didn't even come with engines.
Neither car is road legal.

>Designed explicitly for drag racing, the Demon is the first street-legal production car that can lift its front wheels off the ground under hard acceleration. It has 840 horsepower and 770 pound-feet of torque
wat

>>17000209
except it isn't, because you have to sit warming the battery up for like 10 minutes before.

In my mind, 2.3s is quicker than 10 minutes plus 2.28s

>>17000224
You get an option of what engine you want when you order it. There are 3 I think

>>17000232
Wat about wat?

>>17000276
Also needing all wheel drive only for a rwd to keep up and pass you at Mach 1

>>16999661
>has too much power for 99% of drivers
THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING IDEA YOU MORON

OH MY GRANDMA CANT DRIVE IT TO GET HER BLOODWORK DONE EVERY SECOND TUESDAY OF THE MONTH, WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT

>>17000224
>Neither car is road legal
Neither as in.. Camero and Demon? Because the Demon is absolutely road legal. That's the whole point.

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>>17000276
>in my mind 0-60 in 2.3 is faster than 0-60 in 2.2 seconds
reminder that pushcucks are this stupid.
>>17000288
>needing 800 hp to still be slower than an 8 seater sedan
lel pushcuck damage control initiated

>>17000305
No, Camaro and Cobra Jet.
I completely understand the Demon is road-legal.

>>17000055
post zebra bike

>>17000313
Tell you what mate, let's get in a keksla model $ and a Dodge Demon and have a race down the road and back, by the time I get home you'll still be warming your battery

>The future

>>17000288
People love to tote that the Tesla does this all while being a pig fat sedan.. But fail to mention that it's pig fat BECAUSE of the batteries and motors that make it so fast.

Those same people will hate on the Demon for being so fat dispite the same reasons. It's a fuck huge engine and all of the heavy ass parts that go along with it (differential, transmission, etc all has to handle fucking 840hp with a warranty).

cant wait to see one of these things wrapped around a jersey barrier outside a cars and coffee.

>>16999640
That has to be the stupidest car launch event Ive ever seen.

>>17000332
>keksla model s
which is faster than your pushshit powered demon. LOL

>the future
where push shit can't compete with a fucking sedan. LMAO. A SEDAN. YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP.

>>17000313
>he thinks he can keep up with a demon.

Reminder that I can spend 2 dollars and seat 4 more Kek

>>17000313
Alphonse shining light of light, shilling for Tesla's $120k AWD sedan's non NHRA rated 0-60, obliterated just like that.

>>17000347
>he thinks he can keep up with the demon
no, i know. i can.

Model s: 0-60 in 2.2.

Demon: 0-60 2.3.

btfo.


>dodge literally cannot compete with an 8 seater sedan
you couldn't make this up if you tried.

>0-60 in 2.3 seconds
What the literal fuck? when i first heard of this car everyone on /o/ was saying it would never get under 3 seconds. i assumed it would just be a hellcat with a set of drag radials and option seat deletes.

>>17000346
Enjoy 8-hour charges and 10-minute battery warms while I go about my business

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>>17000386
>making up stories
it takes 90 minutes to charge and the future superchargers coming in 2018 will allow charges in less than 40 minutes. sperg harder
>slower than a fucking sedan
you have to understand that dodge's shining Beacon. their greatest vehicle in their lineup. IS SLOWER THAN AN 8 SEATER SEDAN.

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAA. A SEDAN. BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.

LMAO. pushshit D.O.A. btfo

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>>17000364
>8 seater sedan

>>17000364
Tesla never did 2.2.
It seats 7.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Talk to your dad. He's sorry.

>>17000364
>rear wheel drive
>acts like it's an eternity
>.02 seconds slower
>still pass you

Kek. Let me know when a tesla can't hit a quarter mile in 9.5 seconds.

Oh wait. The batter dies. Kek

>DOMESTIC NOT DOMESTICATED
meanwhile, its a 1990s Mercedes.

>>17000418
>tesla never did 2.2
except it did braindead pushcuck >>16999842

>it seats seven
HOLY KEK. dodge lost to a fucking 7 seater. my sides.
>>17000419
>sedan
>0.2 slower than a fucking sedan
you literally cannot make this shit up. a sedan.

>pushcuck living in his delusions again
top kel

>>17000398
>40 minutes +2.2 seconds is longer than 2.3 seconds
>Still loses in the quarter even if you don't include charging time
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>17000443
What's the 2017 Tesla 1/4?

>>17000443
>40 minutes +2.2 seconds is longer than 2.3 seconds
and yet it's still slower to 60 mph. lmao.

>still slower than a fucking sedan
LMAO. pushshit D.O.A

>>17000437
>2.28 = 2.2

I'm worried about you. Have you tried getting help? Professional help? This can't be a healthy hobby for a pre-teen.

>Tesla needs 8000+ battery cells to keep up with a 60s recipe Dodge

>>17000456
Around 10.5 secs

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>>17000464
>still faster than the top of the line push shit at dodge
L M A O
M
A
O
>>17000479
>dodge can't compete with a sedan at all
my sides

>>17000464
cars that run a 12.8 second 1/4 mile are 12 second cars, not 13 second cars.

>car enthusiasts around the world are hyped on the demon
>/o/ continues to shitpost
I love you guys. :3

>He uses batteries to run more than his starter motor

>>17000494
>this is what pushcucks believe

>>16999829
My buddy who works at raceway park saw what it ran, said you're gonna need an NHRA comp license to run it at the track kek

>>17000437
2.28 rounds up to 2.3
Lmao faggot

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>>17000488
>GM fangirls literally rambling to themselves
Lmao stay mad cuck

>>17000507
and its still faster than the demon.

>btfo by a 8 seater sedan
lmao

>>17000492
Does not apply to 0-60 times and you know it. That's not the convention.

You don't say "it does the 1/4 mile IN 12 seconds".. You say it runs 12s. You don't say "it runs 2.2 second 0-60s" you say "it does 0-60 IN 2.3 seconds".

Symmantics matter in this case.

>>17000488
>Maybe if I suck Elon Musk's dick enough on the internet he'll let me suck it IRL

>>17000513
Except it's not
>9.65 sec 1/4
Only thing that matters.

>>17000513
Nope try again

>>17000513
>.02
>any visible or felt difference

Benchracing busriders. The post

>>16999929
>Who do we blame for this
Da joos

>>17000529
I don't ride the bus. I've got a dodge demon fag

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alright so I'm not really into muscle cars but tell me if this is wrong.
Isn't the whole point of cars, like the Mustang, Challenger, and Camaro that they're all reasonably affordable with a massive inventory of aftermarket parts that lets you spend however much, or how little you want?
The idea that you can work and "build", squeezing every ounce of bhp out of the car and make something truly unique and personal for the driver and owner.

what is the appeal of just buying a maxed out challenger off the lot. I would equate it to buying an alienware, or any premade "gaming" computer from bestbuy. Surely you would receive more satisfaction from putting it together yourself, and possibly for much cheaper.

>>16999884
>yeah but the Demon can do it without killing the battery

yeah you are right, it fucking destroys the gearbox

>>17000529
Here's a good way to feel and see the difference. Stand on a podium and hold a gold medal. Now step down the podium and hold a silver medal. Do you hear Olympic silver medalists saying "it's only .02 seconds it doesn't even matter!"?

>>17000538
tons of people push alot more horsepower on the tremec transmission, that's unlikely.

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>>17000519
No, you would say it runs 0-60 in 2 seconds. you wouldn't round up dumbass.
>>17000522
>still slower to 60
lol.
>>17000527
>try again
yes, dodge should try again in order to compete with a fucking sedan LOL.
>>17000529
>this is how pushcucks cope
lol

>>17000537
Nothing stopping you from doing that with the Demon.

>>17000519
a 12.28 second car is a 12.2 second car. semantics only matter as far as how autistic you want to be. what youre trying to classify as a 2.28 second car could very well be a 2.287 second car. why are you arbitrarily choosing to stop at the hundredths place? ill tell you why. because autism is a spectrum disorder and you're only 66% autistic. or would you prefer 66.7%?

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>>17000550
>all this damage control
Dominic toretto (my dad) says 1/4 mile is all that matters
And tesla loses Lmao

>>17000535
>shitposting benchracer
>owning a demon let alone a 5 dollar car

Nice meme fagot. Your mom has your bus pass fully paid just for you

>>17000537
The point is that it shows an OEM is willing and able to do it. That hasn't been seen since the 1960's.
And buying a Challenger 392 and building it up to be as fast (and reliable, because I can't imagine Dodge selling it without a warranty) as a Demon would cost much more than a Demon.

>>17000570
>and tesla loses
Nope. The model s is faster to 60.

>>17000549
>Dodge has full backing of FCA's might
>Still can't push enough power to strain a standard gearbox

pushcucks

>>17000577
Demon is faster 0-100kph
0-60 is for subhuman third world trash

Lmao

>>17000590
>demon is faster
to break down. lmao.

>still slower to 60
>"no! it isn't important!"
lmao. stay btfo pushcuck

>>17000555
Round properly, idiot. Not a hard concept. We are splitting hairs in this territory, a tenth of a second is a long time to just vanish like that.

>>17000599
>I-ill beat you to 60!
>Let me just charge my battery!

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>>17000612
>i'll beat you to 60!
something pushcucks will never be able to say!

L M A O
M
A
O

>>17000625
But it does

>>17000633
what did he mean by this?

>>17000610
what if the tesla ran a 2.276 0-60 and already did round up? where do you draw the line? me, personally i round up at the second place. both these cars go 0-60 in 3 seconds.

>>17000642
>He's too mad to comprehend

>>17000651
Tesla doesn't even reach 2.8 in the real world.

>>17000651
It did.. It did it in 2.2755... according to motor trend, who then rounded PROPERLY to 2.28. They say that they used the NHRA test method (which excludes the 1ft rollout), but since NHRA did the 1/4 certificate I assume the Demon did the same method.

>>17000668
>pushcuck utterly btfo
>>17000682
pushcucks on suicide watch

>>17000000

>>17000682
thats cool that the tesla was tested to do the 0-60 in 2.2 seconds. thanks for sharing.

>>17000686
How will they ever recover?

>>17000695
>2.28 is in 2.2
Again with this. Maybe next year when the teacher starts fractions you'll figure all this out.

ITT: faggots who dont realize 0-60 mph and 0-100kph are marketing stats for normies.

>>17000724
>this is how pushcucks cope

>>17000709
>2.28 is in 2.3
Again with this. Maybe next year when the teacher starts fractions you'll figure all this out.

>>17000724
Assmad GM fangirl detected

>>17000724
It's a testament to how well a car can put it's power down. You only need a fuck huge engine to do 60-150, but for a good 0-60 and 1/4 mile times you need a fuck huge engine AND beefy components to handle the shock AND sticky tires AND appropriate suspension etc etc. It's a much more interesting metric, even if it is pretty useless when doing highway pulls or evaluating the driveability of it.

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>>17000737
I thought you were just baiting.. But this level of commitment. I think you might be retarded.

>>17000724
lmao yeah it's not like going 0-60 in 2.3s is fun or anything and something you can do every day on the street oh wait

ITT: A bumch of Tesla fags who need to cling to a difference of less than 0.1 sec because thats all they got.

A Demon will will shit all over a Tesla for any other arbitrary acceleration stat beyond this.

Your Tesla cant even make a full track lap without losing battery power.

Come back in a year or two when the tech gets a little better.

>>17000779
it's funny because this piece of shit probably wouldn't even be able to win against a Tesla in a 1/4 mile without drag radials

>>17000779
.02 seconds, on a full charge

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can i just be the first to say that this live reveal is the cringiest, gayest thing ive ever seen?
>ferocious animal inside

reminder that pushcucks are crying over losing to a sedan. it's all over when tesla releases their sports car in 2020.

B T F O

>>17000799
this
hist
isth
sthi

>>17000787
Would be close if both cars were on the Tesla's tires. But the Tesla has over a full second to make up, not sure if the launch advantage would be enough.

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>>17000488

Multi billion dollar corporation can't compete with Duke Nukem and his shed built mustang.

Keep hoping for that space blowjob from your lord musk.

>>17000794
It was a little rough, but the crowd seemed terrible. Should have released it in front of a general crowd, gotten some more hype going. These fuckers were oddly quiet.

>>17000779
the hilarious thing is the "bunch of Tesla fags" is probably one autist

>>17000820
just like i was. there was no climax. i was like, thats it? was waiting for that stupid cringy CGI sewer rat to turn into a demon and drag race itself to the finish line in 9 seconds. but no, it just turned black and scratched the screen then ended.

wiz khalifa?
fucking really?
wtf

oooh a montage of how many social media likes theyve gotten this week. jfc

did anyone hear when that one guy screamed "GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY" at Vin Diesel?

https://youtu.be/S904YbiCebs?t=4673

>>17000874
Yeah, what was that a reference to? Bad F&F movies?

>>17000874
It's clearly a joke. Nobody paid to get in there.

>>17000877
Yeah, I took it to mean he thought his movies were shit.

>playing metallica
wew lad

>>17000887
He's not alone. The first one was a meme, second was a halfway decent movie (didn't have vin in it), third was also decent (vin cameo only), and the rest were only slightly north of absolute shit.

Cars are always awesome so the movies were always awesome for that reason and that reason alone, but the cars got less and less important as the movies went on, so the movies got more and more shit. By the sounds of it, 8 will just be another advertisement disguised as a bad movie, so I don't see that changing.

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if you're so concerned about quarter miles and muh acceleration(the only 2 things this thing has going for it) why not spent 1/5th the price and buy a 1000cc bike

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are they serious with those little ass tires in the front ? rofl

why do they fail to mention that literally the only reason it's banned from nhra competition is because it doesnt have a roll cage? why did they build a car like this without one? people wont even be able to race them at open street/grudge nights. i dont get it.

>>17000960
are you serious with this post? its a drag car. kys.

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>>17000956
Cagers are literal cuckolds, hence the name

>>17000965
Because a cage is a custom thing to make. They don't even cost that much.

>>17000974
right, but it shouldnt have to be on a purpose built production drag car. it has no passenger/rear seat, a trans brake, front skinnies and runs a 9. theyre selling a purpose built drag car and advertising the fact that you wont ever be able to bring it to an actual dragstrip without further modifications as a positive thing.

>>17000974
>cage is a custom thing to make
... Why? Plenty of supercars come with cages. The whole point is to run at a drag strip, and that dodge gives you "all the tools you need"... Except they left out a tool you need.

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Motor Trend crowned acceleration champ when we clocked the electric car reaching 60 mph in 2.28 seconds. The Demon recorded a time of 2.1 seconds

>rwd

Wtf

>>17000988
Like what? Are they all NHRA approved?

>>17000985
I don't see what the big deal is. It's a street car first and foremost. Everyone that can afford a Demon will be into drag racing and know how to build their own cage. I'm sure some sort of cage or "approved" vendors will come too.

>>17000972
sorry im not a fag i dont know everything there is to know about cars

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>>17001030
i mean, its like a gaming computer coming without a sound card. just put one in. theyre cheap and everyone who buys your shit is going to need one in order to actually use it. now they have to put one in themselves after already spending whatever unholy amount of money this thing is going to cost. and not only that, but theyre bragging about it. it just doesnt make sense to me.

>>17001035
>pls dont call out my retardation!

>>17000579
because gm can right? Oh wait they use the exact same gearbox

wow

>>17001006
Motor Trend must have a short memory, because they hit 60mph in 1.97 seconds with a Lingenfelter Corvette back in 2002.

>>17001074
You're literally proving my point. Nobody in the real business of gaming buys a gaming computer. Because they all have individual tastes. They build it themselves.

Didn't they tease a factory roll cage at some point?
I assume it'll get a special edition or at least a factory optional cage and they just wanted to show off that it get banned.

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This house is clean...

>>17001194
Remember when Hennessey was a scamming douchebag?

Me neither.

>>17001182
you are literally retarded if you think im literally proving your point. in fact what you said is so stupid that im not even going to validate it with a rebuttal, regardless of the fact that youre going to take it as me admitting youre right and thinking you won. have it, i dont care. you are an idiot.

>>17001188
It was a bar for the harness.

>>16999819
Is that true?

>>17001252
>Believing anything Alphonse says

>>17000000

>>17001194
>Hennessey suddenly isn't a con-man

Call up Hennessey and ask abotu their 3000GT kits.

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>>17000956
My thought exactly. Besides the fact that the car is ugly as a mother fucker, one turn in that thing you'll die.

Is the Challenger the only one getting the Demon treatment or are we gonna see a Charger Demon at somepoint like they did with the Hellcat?

>>17001425
I'd love to see an 840HP RWD sedan

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>>17001454
Me too. Now if only they'd put a goddamn manual in it I'd be more inclined to buy another Charger.

Personally tho, I'd to see Dodge axe something and focus on a small compact like they did with the Neon. Mostly because I want to see another generation of SRT4 Neon's.

>>17001454
>>17001425
Even better, Magnum Demon.

>>17001513
I actually found a Magnum SRT8 near me for 12k with like, 65k on it. Was considering it honestly.

>this thread
>niggers arguing about cars they will never own or even drive
just came to laugh at the msrp + 25% that boomers will be lining up to pay
inb4
>84,000

>>17001524
Magnums are for nignogs but a Magnum Demon would be too expensive for them. It'd compete with the CTS-V Wagon I guess for wealthy people to take skiing.

>>16999803
Do you know how many cars they've actually made??? Certainly not 3000

>>17000956
>bike fag here, I have pulled high 9's on an s1000rr

Cars are fun. Going fast in a bike is EZPZ, but going fast in a car is just different.

>>17001379
>Besides the fact that the car is ugly as a mother fucker
Fucking delet this you filthy communist

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>>17001631
old muscle
>lean
>strong
>actual definition
new muscle
>BULKED
>JUICED UP
>giant brick with no definition

>>17000956
Because a car is a car and a bike is a bike. You can't just convert your bike to practical usage at any time you want. You can't sit comfortably or safely on a bike while you're driving around, and you can't relax while you let it idle away for a moment. And reving up a big block of metal and letting it use is a totally different experience than floating around on a motorbike.

>>17001615
Yeah, going fast in a car is as boring and brain dead as you can get

>huur press the big pedal hold the wheel straight and enjoy all the creature comforts of being in a cage on wheels
You're crazy

>>17001680
>drag racing a 9 second car is boring
welp, this is up there with one of the stupidest things ive ever read on the interent.

>>16999640
Oh hey guys, everyone has to be steve jobs, that's literally the only way to introduce new consumer products. Detroit is actually silicon valley, didn't you know?????

This is the most cringy horseshit ever.

>>17001665
I got news for you: muscle cars were always bulked up bricks compared to the style of other cars. You buy a muscle car because it's a big two-ton angular boat to push around. If you think the Challenger looks bad compared to its predecessors then you just think cars in general look worse.

>>17001703
it is.
Drag racing is insanely fucking boring compared to time attack or touge or even autocross.
It takes almost 0 skill.

>>17001747
Great, it's one of you faggots
>hurr why would you enjoy this style of racing that I don't
If you really couldn't conceive how doing a quarter mile in under 10 seconds would at all be fun you're just showing you've never driven a car any more powerful than your 20 year old Civic.

>>17001747
dude seriously dont even bother replying to me. id sooner listen to a drunk baby's opinions.

pushcucks still sperging i see

>>17001747
Getting a blowjob takes almost 0 skill. Is that boring to you too?

>>17001747
this post triggered pushcucks

>>17001747

I can almost guarantee that your car has never seen a track.

Holy shit dodge is pushing back hard against tesla to be seen as a 'cool' car comapny. Keeps tossing 'dodge this' or 'dodge that' 'dodge is the only one brave enough to build a drag car' and other crap.

Seems a bit desperate, but I'll applaud the attempt.

>>16999640
My girl teased me like this once.
She teased me super long and it was sexy as fuck.
She teased me for so long that my dick was starting to get raw from not enough lube.
To top it off, I got teased so long that I couldn't cum.
Had to fake it to not ruin the vibe.
Good initiative, bad judgement.

>>16999661
Europoors leave pls.

>>17001703
Boring compared to doing even a 14 second run on a bike, yes

>>16999661
>why would you buy a car targeted to you if it's not targeted to anyone else
When you analyze your statements you realize how fucking stupid you sound

>>16999947
>viper acr faster than 99% of europoor cars around track
>only cars that can beat it worth millions
>beats 911 turbo, any bmw, mercedes, audi around track
>criticizing brand on lap times for making a bad ass 707 hp oroduction car dd
>kys cuck

>>17002252
>only cars that can beat it eorth millions
it's actually slower than a bac mono, lel. which uses a ford engine. Pushrods a shit.
>bad ass 707 hp production car
Slower than a model s

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FCA is being pretty based lately desu.

I won't buy a new car because I don't want to pay the insurance jew so seeing cool stuff like this is all I want.

I hope people buy it so they keep doing cool stuff.

>>17002293
ur a nerd

so it's a hellcat with a smaller pulley and no interior? COOL! take my money!

>>16999842
>teslafags so self conscious about 0-60 times they resort to hundredths of a second to boast
pathetic.

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>>16999640
>air conditioner turns into super intercooler

>>17001178
>Lingenfelter Corvette
breh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l90eGFONV9w

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>>16999676

>>17000100
>REQUIRES A CAGE TO SET 9 SECOND QUARTERS.

No it doesn't. You get one shot then the track kicks you out.

>>17001252
Yeah it absolutely is the Challenger is retarded on a track

>>16999865
Good thing we have long empty highways in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Navigator reveal soon

>>17003341
>>17003341

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>>>17000232
770lbft of torque
TOOOOOOORK

>>17000398
>Charging the entire battery in less than 40 minutes
That's an absolutely fantastic way to kill the battery in a year or two.

>>17001543
84k for a car that can run 9s is pretty cheap in and of itself, let alone that it's also street legal and has a warranty and air conditioning. You're literally jealous that it's still out of your price range, and it shows.

>>17003290
If you dogged it a bit (realistically you won't be as good as the test driver on their perfect day anyways), could you run 10s and fuck the cage? I don't into NHRA.

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>>17003401
>those teeth
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17003426
Easily. Modern launch control does everything for you.

>>16999640
Can it complete a lap on the Bürgerking?
Does it beat the 86 on Tsukuba?

>>16999771
but this one runs 9.6's, whereas few of the 60's cars ran 12.5's at best

How does this pass E-checks

>>17003639
Trump personally waves it through.

>>17003493
It's a drag car

>tfw drag racing is banned in greater yuropooria

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>>16999892
In Chicago, about 80% of any Chrysler, Jeep, and Dodge are driven by nig nogs. And 60% of Dodges are driven by them

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>>17003672
Picture taken at the local strip, 15 minutes from home, in the middle of Europe. Tell me more you shitcunt.

>>17000573

Actually, point of fact, a 392 can be built into a 1000hp car for about thirty thousand worth of aftermarket parts and labor. If you get a used 392 (which averages 25-28k) that puts you at about 60k in overall budget.

A 426 striker kit and a good supercharger installation is all that's really necessary to match power. A big brake kit and suspension tuning will get it on the same level of handling and control.

You're looking at significantly more brutal of a launch and loss because of a lack of transbrake and shit, but it's doable. Reliability may be a question, but it depends on what you reinforce and where.

Also, there's that one asshole with the twin turbo stroker Pentastar with weight reduction that runs mid 8s...

>>17003684
Stop assuming your shitty city represents a brand.

>>17001470
Too bad Dodge doesn't know how to build compact vehicles

>no srt Dart

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>>16999640
>2.3s 0-60
>9.65s quarter mile
>840hp

Holy FUCK

What does the bible belt think about these cars?

>>16999640
FUCK YOU DODGE.
Demon a POS, bring back SNEK.

>>17003411
>i don't know how batteries work
okay
>>17003290
Yes it does.

>>17006472
Why would it matter? They're irrelevant.

>>17006686
>Implying batteries take well to repeated fast charging
>Implying panasonic has MuskMagic™ that makes their batteries any different

>>17006472
We'll see when the 1666 HP Dodge Lucifer comes out.

>>17006731
>he doesn't know how batteries operate
stay mad

>>17006736
>Not the 1488HP BMW Hitler

>>17006704
>irrelevant
>atlanta is the most heavily trafficked airport in the world

>>17006738
Alright, since I'm clearly talking out of my ass here, explain how Tesla has figured out how to keep their batteries from wearing down when charged at high currents?

>>17006750
It's not hard to charge a battery at high currents. you could charge it in 30 minutes and it wouldn't matter. all you have to do is keep the heat down.

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>>17006464
How can the GTR even compete?

>>16999640
Now Tesla needs to figure out how to turbo electric motors

Or make a car designed just to beat this, only to have Dodge make it even more powerful

>>17007294
We're quickly reaching the conventional limits of physics. This car pulls 0-60 in 2.3 seconds. Imagine that for a second, count out 2 seconds. Gains at this point are going to be tiny for a comparatively large amount of investment.