What does /o/ do for a living? I do professional auto detailing

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Apprentice draftsman for steel and metal constructions.

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>>16990437
I LARP on 4chan too!

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CDL truck driver. Just local stuff.

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>>16990442
Not larping. Been doing it for a while.

>>16990453
Eh, seems legit

I have an admin position at a company that refinances auto loans

My job has absolutely nothing to do with vehicles.

video game developer

Professional masturbator

>>16990437
I bake bread

"maintenance"


I largely just fuck off all day

>>16990437
Graphic designer.

Doing food delivery by night to save for my next ride.

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stock market/neet

also make some money through youtube

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I deliber chemicals to farmers innawoods.

>>16990549
>make some money through YouTube
isn't that as good as impossible nowadays?

also I work in IT

>>16990437
>What does /o/ do for a living?
Doing bachelors in college and as well as doing part-time warehouse supervisor.

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>>16990570
I average around 70k views a day, which usually means around 30-50€ per day, especially because japan has a pretty high cpm, so having that viewerbase really helps. But it also depends on how many views are monetized, so in some cases it's more money.

>>16990607
Damn, nice going. That's some comfy living money if you're not too demanding. Best of luck.

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Tow truck driver. Towing your shitboxes and helping retards out of ditches.

>>16990437
Senior data analyst at an e-commerce site

I make lmao 72k

>>16990607
I'm not asking your identity but what is your channel mostly about?

Unemployed for 8 months.
Have a job interview for a function as negotiator at a nice company. Well payed job, second interview, wish me luck.

I'm a hydrogeologist. I shitpost in between model runs for max comfy factor.

>>16990668
Good luck man. I hope you get the job. Have a nice day.

mid-high level IT for a smallish consultant firm. My job is essentially skilled progress bar watching.

retail till i'm done with college
i love my coworkers,managers are stuck up faggots
i'd love to work in anything /fit/ related cuz i'm not doing retail for a few more years,fuck that

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>>16990683
Thank you so much mister, hope you have a great day yourself.

>>16990549

>>16990607

post channel

im a not so professional auto detailer.

>>16990437
Software engineer, i usually spend my day shitposting.

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>>16990548
>Doing food delivery by night to save for my next ride.
>Graphic designer

You should become a UI designer so you don't have to work two jobs lol.

Body and paint with family , don't always get paid but I have everything I need to work on my shitbox and my friends shitboxes . Also insurance jobs are a blessing but happen too rarely

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>High up in banking
>Also do investing
>mfw I also am a certified mechanic

My job fucking blows but at least it pays well.

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Welder-fabricator. Mostly stainless steel and aluminum. Check out my boobs

>>16990773
How's sales and trading? I'm doing finance and I'm looking into that

>>16990437
I'm an engineer in Las Vegas. Where you at nigga? I work near Pecos & Sunset

Vatozoner
Also musician but I guess that's a hobby

>>16990794
Pretty good.

If you know what you're doing and you're good at it you can easily make north of 200k.

>>16990753
I've considered moving laterally to try and claw myself into a higher pay grade, but decided to stick it out where I am. Security counts for a lot.

It's not a cheap car I'm saving for.

>>16990437
Nothing. I'm a CS student who couldn't even get an internship

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Pizza delivery driver

>>16990442
If someone was going to lie about what they do for a living, why would they say they wash cars?

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Mine Foreman.

Software engineer.
It's nothing /o/ related, and there aren't any /o/ software gigs around here (unless you consider logistics).

>>16990900
It's only April, most of the internships are offered in April and may.

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I drive

>>16991095
Almost all the pizza drivers I knew studied for or will be going into IT lol, must be a cross between fixing your own car and switching out your own computer parts.

I work in pharma. Officially I'm IT, but these days I do more QA and regulatory work.

>>16990900
What state are you in? I'm in PA and having a real hard time finding anyone even worth interviewing for an entry-level position.

>>16991159
Different poster, are you in philly? My bro would like an entry level position lol he graduates next year with MIS from Temple.

>>16990561
who is this semen demon

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>>16990782

>>16991184
>are you in philly?
A little outside Philly actually, but not too far. I probably won't still be looking next year though (hopefully).

>>16991125
It's already April man

>>16991159
MA. PA's a shit state

>>16990638
Thank you for your service. No, really.

Study medicine, phlebotomist (drawing blood) at the same university medical center for some money

Valet

Neet master race reporting in

>tfw 20 and working second job ever making just barely 1k a month as a dishwasher
>cant afford a car
>cant move up in life because of life choices
kill me.

At least I'm not a filthy busrider though.

Audi Tech at a stealership make decent living been at it for four years five if I count my apprenticeship

>>16993103
>12k a year
I literally don't understand how you even do that

Student/Semi-professional software dev

>>16990437
>auto detailing
I live on the Gulf in Texas, near all the oil and chemical factories.

Everyone here makes BANK and drives a huge tricked out truck.

Been thinking of doing mobile detailing to try and make some money. How do I go about that shit? What's the least I can start with?

Do I need power washers and shit?

>>16990442
why would he lie about doing one of the most mexican jobs on the planet

>>16991125
dont the offers that get handed out in April come from interviews in january-february from applications submitted in october

>>16990638
Ive been thinking, tow truck driver is probably as low as it goes. Even things like panhandling and petty thief are more honorable occupations.
You people are the real jews

Orthodontist. It's pretty comfy besides the cunts who don't wear their retainers

>>16993196
I get full time at 10.50/h, 4 days a week, dishwashing. It's really all I can get.

>didnt go to public school and was homeschooled
>havent been college
>dont have GED (want to get it soon though)
>dont have a credit card and have no credit
>cant afford to do college or anything to move up in life
I'm pretty set on killing myself here soon tbqh.

>>16993262
>I can't follow simple instructions, signs and common sense but it's totally the truck drivers fault I was towed!
Awww, poor little child.

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>>16993293
Here's my bank balance to further show how much fucked I am in life and why I am considering suicide.

>get paid in four days
>havent been able to save much
>top is my savings and bottom is my checking for my debit card

>>16990668
Good luck indeed

>>16990442
I feel sorry for you

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>>16990437
Oil change/tire monkey at Walmart.
>>16993298
Go fuck yourself. Predatory towing is entirely a money grab only the scum of the earth get into. Regular consent tows are great, but if you stroll through apartment/communities looking for cars with the tire a hair on the line to tow and charge $200, you should die in a fire.

>>16993202

>Do I need power washers and shit?

If you're bringing power washers, you'd better be bringing a tank of water too. I'm guessing people that don't wash their cars at home either don't have the equipment or ability to do it themselves. If all it would take is some soap, a $30 garden hose and a brush, why would they pay $50+ for a mobile detailer to come out?

Grab a couple 275 gallon liquid shipping containers from a manufacturing plant or something and load those up with water, 550 gallons should see you through several stops. Pick up a gas powered pressure washer, heated for preference, load it all into a dual axle trailer, find a truck to pull it, and fill the rest of the space with cleaning chemicals and accessories.

Then, after you've finished spending multiple thousands of dollars on set up, charge $75 per wash/detail, spend 3 hours on each, and work for 40 years just to make a return on your investment.

Alternatively, look into waterless washes. They're a bit cheaper and easier than bringing pressure washers around with you. Spray detailer generally works fine unless it's really dirty. Clay bar the stuck on spots, waterless wash/spray detail the rest, finish with the highest gloss, most insane beading spray wax you can buy in bulk. They'll think you're a miracle worker, a long job will take 90 minutes at worst, it'll cost less than $250 to start up, and everything will fit in the back of a smart car. For the really dirty stuff, a 5 gallon pump up sprayer might come in handy, and make sure the spray detailer you get also works as a drying agent.

Or haul around a $2500 pressure washer and a couple tons of water in an enclosed trailer. Up to you really.

>>16993293

Get into the trades. Electric, plumbing, HVAC, data, fire alarm, there are even guys that just do dedicated solar panel installs now. Pay will probably be about the same to start, maybe a bit higher, but it'll go up as you gain experience. I started at $15/hr doing data work, got a $2/hr raise after the first year. Electric pays worse, but is more reliable work, and you can go just about anywhere once you have some experience. Started at $14/hr doing electrical, got a $1/hr raise after 9 months. Also, if you're a weakling, data jobs generally require less physical labor.

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Job #1: Wash and park UPS trucks at local distribution center

Job #2: Marketer/Extra set of hands at local car shop

Job #3: Slumlord at two-unit house

I graduate in less than a year so hopefully my list of jobs will slim up by then.

Tire tech for All Season Tire AKA Tire Zoo

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I fix Hyundais

>>16990507
>he fell for the game dev meme

Sorry m8

>>16993432
I'm not a weakling. I do quite a bit of physical work just dishwashing with the heavy af bustubs full of dishes and shit.

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Machinist. We occasionally make car parts.

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I am in college but I have a job in sports broadcasting. I'd give a nut to get into motorsport broadcasts.

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>>16993262
>>16993350
Lol maybe I should have specified I drive a AAA truck. I don't fuck with repos or parking enforcment.

I don't feel bad if your shit gets repoed or towed for illegal psrking. You did that to yourself

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Test Engineer / Mechanical Engineer for an HVAC factory.

ME + CS degrees, dawg.

>>16993523

Get into electrical work then, or HVAC. Both are almost always looking for apprentices to do the heavy lifting and boring, repetitive work, like wiring all 800 outlets in a multi-unit apartment building, or installing all 400 lights in a new office space. Also, most master electricians don't like heights (most masters are over the age of 55 at this point), and neither do most journeyman electricians (I have yet to see one under 40 years old), so expect to spend a lot of time on ladders or a lift, especially on a lift if you get into commercial work.

Again, the pay is better, hours are almost always day shift, work is more interesting, and someone is always hiring. Even in my tiny state of less than a million people, there are 4 open ads for apprentices, and that's just for electrical on one job board.

>>16990437
I do flat rate detailing for a dealership. It's meh...want to get into something better but have no degree and only experience in detail

>>16990751
software engineer, shitpost during builds and when i need to step away to think through a problem

Forklift operator.

Software Engineer for a defense contractor.

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I'm 21 and in college studying Hydrology

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>>16990437
I work as a pizza delivery guy.

HS teacher.

Apprentice mechanic at a Ford dealer, pretty happy with my life

>>16993944
Living the dream.

I post nudes on /b/ for money. I make about 400 on a good day and about 250 on a bad day. Cant believe how desperate those fags on /b/ are for a dude in a skirt lol

"""software developer""" is the job title but mostly I just tell people they're fucking stupid in nice ways because they can't into basic computer shit. If people at my office figure out how to use Google ill be laid off before the day ends. Pay is good though

>>16994062
How much does this pay? Sounds like the easiest job in the world desu

>>16993319
Thats more than I have. If you're only making 1k a month you should deliver some pizzas or Chinese food and save everything. Go to cc for business admin tuition should be free so you're poor. Then do finance at a uni.

Work on a fairly large family farm. Usually exotic grain.

>>16993319
>$814 dollars
You could be doing a lot worse tbqh my man

>>16993235
My schools site posts fresh offers every month lol. There are definitely many offered April and may.

>>16994078
Not sure what my yearly is off the top of my head but I take home $4200 and change after taxes each month. Pretty comfy, but I had friends straight out of college who knew people in silicon valley and up in washington who got $20k signing bonuses and $110k salaries along with company stock and shit. Feels bad but I'm fine with where I am. Much less stress lol

>>16993319
I have more than that in my wallet at any given time kys

>>16993507
Off topic but you can probably answer my question. What is the cause of ticking on startup for the 1.8l nu engines? Bad lifters? It seems to go away after 10mins of driving, only happens on cold starts. I'm selling the car next year, never had any real problems with it but always wondered about the ticking. Dealer never wanted to fix it.

Pharmacist
Kill me.

>>16990437
How can i get started in the business? What should i learn first? Any good books on the subject?

Police dispatcher :(

>>16994399
Watch some youtube vids, start at a dealership as entry level and be a good employee. Eventually they'll let you do more advanced stuff if you ask and just try to absorb as much info as you can. I started with basically nothing but youtube knowledge 2 years ago. First worked at Enterprise just cleaning the rentals, then went to a dealership and now I'm getting paid to buff paint, restore headlights, and do interiors. Basic stuff but I'm learning wet sanding on paint at the moment..hoping to move to the bodyshop some day.

Journalist

>>16993293
join the military

>>16993293
Military will straighten you up and educate you. There are a lot of guys who went to the Army, worked on diesel engines and come to West Texas/Southeast New Mexico and get great jobs as mechanics. There's such a shortage of diesel techs it's ridiculous.

i work at a peanut butter factory

>>16994768
You can learn to suck the dick of superiors without joining the military

Assistant Manager of a truck stop.

Eh. Only reason I'm staying is cuz I've been promised a 55k /y manager position at somepoint in the next 3-4 years.

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>>16990437
I pull on titties three days a week for 16 hours at a time. Bring home around $420/weekly after taxes.

Then I turn around and gamble it all away.

Registered felon, so my choices are pretty slim.

Have skills in
>Residential building
>Numerous programming languages, focused on web development but adequate with various low level programming languages
>Auto mechanic, specifically diesel
>Heavy equipment operator

However I never receive phone calls for interviews if I tick the felon box. Receive phone calls if I don't tick the box, but I never hear back after a background check or I tell them I'm a felon.

Maybe I'll make it big algo trading once I have unlimited day trades.

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Tow your shit

>>16993350

People like you should die in a fire. I used to do towing out of a lot of apartments. We had full allowance to go through and tow cars that didn't belong. But we always took pictures of the vehicle in question. It wasn't for stupid shit like " tires over the line" it was always for blatantly violating the rules like not having a parking pass, parking on the lawn, having an unregistered vehicle on the property, using a handicapped space without a placard displayed, etc. The residents of the apartment loved us because the parking spaces they were paying for were taken up by dick riders like you who think it's all good to just come on to private property and park wherever they want. Choose a guest spot or park on the fucking street and walk. I felt zero pity for anyone I towed away and I was always justified in doing so through my extensive documentation as to why the car was being towed. Nothing beat the feeling of watching these scumbags get BTFO by everyone when they were told the same thing and we beat them down with well documented pictures and notes.

>>16995339
I'll take the bait

>Be anon a few years back
>Moved from the sticks into a place on the outskirts of a relatively small city, ~1900pop
>Find out I have to abide by city ordinance; lawn kept up, no abandoned vehicles, noise, etc
>I have numerous vehicles, but they're all following rules
>The unregistered vehicles are in my garage
>Organized a dustless blasting with a friend who owned a dustless blasting business
>Tell him I have beer, an air compressor, and water hookup, this way we don't have to buy gas for his mobile unit
>He comes over and I drive my faded 78' Ford F150 Ranger outside into the grass
>Start taping things off while I wait for said friend
>He shows up bright and early and begins helping me tape things off
>After it's all taped off and ready to go he shows me how to load and operate the blaster
>Get ready to start blasting the truck and run into an unforeseen problem
>My air compressor hose just won't be long enough for the project
>Whatever, we'll run up to the local hardware store and buy another hose

So we got in my car and drove up town. While we were there we stopped and grabbed a pizza at the bar and had a couple early morning drinks. We were gone a good two hours.
>Coming around the bend and my truck is gone
>A note is taped to the door on my house saying I violated the ordinance and to contact XXX recovery to acquire my vehicle
>Literally steaming at this point as it was clearly being tinkered with
>Everything was taped off, the blaster was outside
>After feuding with the recovery company I find out it's because it wasn't a registered vehicle; therefore abandoned
>Have to pay for towing fees, lot fees, and I'm forced to register a project truck
>All to load it back up on a trailer, tape everything back off, to pick up where I left off

Fuck towing companies. They are absolute criminal scum. They didn't follow city ordinance and leave a notice. They just took my vehicle and forced me to pay fees.

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>>16995339
And most of those broken "rules" don't have any victims, minus the handicapped spot and unregistered ones. I got towed out of MY OWN DRIVEWAY where my REGISTERED VEHICLE is allowed to park because the tire was one inch onto the grass.

Who is so damaged by my vehicle being on MY grass that it's worth you scumbags getting $200 of my hard earned cash for nothing while also fucking my transmission by towing it on two wheels?

I'm fine with you towing unregistered cars and people parked like asshats, but I AM a registered person on MY private driveway, where ONLY I am allowed to park. Why is it ok to tow me out of my own space when there's nobody else who can park there. I'm not in one big parking lot, this is everyone having their own separate driveway. Nobody in my community likes the tow company that comes through because they only do bullshit tows that are purely for harvesting money for both the tow company and the community's management, like the tire barely on the grass or porch. I'm the only person who can park here. There are no handicapped spots for my house. Why is it anyone else's problem where my car is on my driveway? It fucking isn't.

Mind your own fucking business and don't touch my fucking car. If I catch you fuckers I will defend my property under the castle law in Texas. Those assholes that towed it last time left their greasy fucking paws all over my paint and fucked the wax that was on it, towed an AWD on two wheels, and their straps scuffed my wheels.

Go rot in hell, you fucking syphilitic, gangrenous cunt.

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>>16990437

I drive a forklift in a warehouse, I live in norway so my wage is incredibly high for unskilled labour and its pretty comfy.

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>>16990437
Tire and wheel cleaning at a manual car-wash. I've seen boatloads of C6s and C7s, V8 Mustangs, Challengers and Chargers, a few Ferraris, fleet limos and a donk or two.
>tfw raining all week so no hours until friday

>>16995511
>>16995441

You two fags are BTFO. You broke the laws so you pay.

Just so you dumb fuckers know we are all carrying concealed firearms as well. And we will get the jump on you because we will see you coming. We also have cameras in the trucks. And if we are on your private property we have permission to be there through law. Your stupid TX castle doctrine doesn't mean shit. You shoot the tow guy who was there to enforce a city/county law and you're going down for murder you stupid fuck. If it's an apartment you're 100% convicted, guaranteed because the only way the tow truck was allowed on the property was by the property owner, not some cuck lesee.

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>>16995696
The fuckers that drive through my neighborhood aren't doing it safely, then. They always park up front and walk through in dark clothes and hoodies, and peering through people's windows with a flashlight in the middle of the night. That looks exactly like "thug trying to steal my radio", not "guy doing his job", especially if he's not in uniform nor is his truck in sight. Pic related is one example of them pulling this shit.

If your job is so dangerous it requires you to concealed carry against your customers, maybe you shouldn't fucking do it.

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>call center IT

>>16990537
bread on bread

>>16995742
Wear dark clothing and beat those fuckers with a bat.

That guy looks just like some illegal that is car prowling.

>>16995806
The camera backup's long gone now, but their truck had driven by less than a couple minutes earlier. It was definitely them.

>>16995838
The owners of that park must be real shitbags if they let tow trucks in any time they please.

>>16990437
I am a game developer that works remotely, so I live in the midwest and get paid big city wages.

>>16990446
Is that the northbound I5 express lanes leaving seattle?

>>16995696
I hope your kind gets shot by accident by someone who thinks your jacking their shit

>>16995850
They used to always come around at 2am-ish, but I haven't seen them at night after I bitched at management because they look exactly like criminals while doing their job as I stated earlier. Last I saw them was a few weeks ago at around 4pm, and surprise, they didn't get anyone because everyone was awake to catch them before they could quickly hook up and book it.

They also might be avoiding my car now after I caught them in the act doing the same shit as my pic again and told the guy to fuck off from my car, which he did. They must want an easier target where the owner's not as likely to be awake at 2AM and catch them before they can get away, wasting their time. They got me once but I'm watching it like a hawk now at the hours they come by. Fat fucking chance they'll get me again, since in Texas they have to drop it if the owner shows up before they drive off, with a non-consent tow. If they don't, me and the TDLR will have fun screwing them in court.

>>16995275
What did you do?

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I'm a mechanic in vegas

>>16990537
I used to do that, but I quit.

>>16995911
why did you quit?

>>16995921
I didn't make enough dough.

>>16995926
fucking hell....

Im a store person for Mercedes-Benz

It has completely removed what little desire I had to own a merc, having seen how much the parts cost

Also the amg exhaust notes got real old fast, I'm sure they're nice cars to drive but man do they make an ugly sound

>>16993293
>>16993319
damn
go to community college bro, get some grants to help with tuition and books or be a tradie like >>16993432 suggested
keep your head up man

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>>16990537
>>16995911
>>16995921
>>16995926
>>16995932
i chuckled

>>16993293
It's all gonna be in your attitude man. I made 70k last year being a wagecuck and giving up my life to retail management. No school. Just find something that has the possibility to make more and stick it out.

>>16993284
Do you have a Porsche? I read 4 out of 5 dentists own or have owned a Porsche. I know you said orthodontist, but it's close enough.

Run a muffler shop

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I paint cars in South Texas but learned in California and btw most beaner shops down here do crap work it's hard to find a shop that actually gives a damn

IT support in an agricultural machinery manufacturer

>>16995511
You've been bitching about this for almost a year now, let it fucking go. You are the one that chooses to stay in your parents house with a fucking HOA. If you don't like it, move out. In the meantime we're tired of hearing about it, so shut up.

>>16997245
>almost a year
It happened in November faggot.

>>16997278
That's almost a year bitch. Cry harder

>25 years old
>only a HS degree
>Community College dropout
>own 2 cars
>have been jobless for a few months
>have less than 100 bucks in my account
>just got a part time job at Fedex as package handler making $13.20 an hour

Hate my life tbqh. Been applying to a ton of other jobs because this one sucks dick.

>>16996883
Impossible finding anyone who will do touch up work on a car in Houston that seems half reputable. Anyone decent just wants to paint a whole panel instead of touching up, wet sanding, and buffing a small spot.

>>16997302
Embrace the fact you got a job. And you should have plenty of opportunities delivering packages to meet business owners/managers.

Something better will come along.

I'm a NEET.

>I don't actually own a car I just like looking at them and shitposting
>I can't drive
>please kill me

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>>16997294
>not even 5 months
>almost 12 months
Did you even graduate high school?

>>16997302
i got a package you can handle

>>16995872
Not him, but yeah that definitely is

also wtf is that, a convertible fj cruiser??

>>16990437
>>16990803
Ayyy Vegas. I'm leaving my job as a valet for a cushy indoors job with a steady paycheck. Feels good man.

>>16997409
Hey dumbfuck, they're are only 52 weeks in a year so that's like 90% of the year right there the other 6 months don't have as many weeks because it's a leap year dipshit go back to kendergarden

>>16990485
bring it bad boy im paying 16.99%

>>16990638
>ah yes goyim your pockets are empty and your shitbox has broken down well i can hold it at my yard for small fee

fuck all you

>>16990753
ugly non asians bashing attractive asian people?

>>17000198
Fat white people, yes.

>>16997328
Find an independent detailer with a lot of experience. I can do wet sanding and buffing for some pretty deep scratches and I know guys that will do touch up as well. They tape off the area, sand it down, then use a small spray gun to paint and then clear coat it and finally buff it to blend in.

>materials engineer
>22
>make $66k a year
>only 8k student loans debt
>staying with parents til I can get a better job
>still drive a 98 civic

what car would you suggest I get? I am thinking wrx, because I can afford it, relatively, but I don't know if the resale cost for a 2018 wrx is going to be the same as the wrxs from 10 years ago, especially since it only has 268 horsepower.

What other cars would y'all suggest I get? I was even thinking the pontiac g8.

>>16995889
Found out the hard way it's a felon to assault a police officer. I have IED so this wasn't my first assault case, but it was my first against an officer.
>Pulled over and the officer immediately has an attitude
>Dude is on a serious power trip, but I'm doing my best to cooperate
>Tells me I was driving recklessly and driving aggressively
>I called him out on his bullshit as I was hyper milling for mpgs
>Starts demanding to search my car but I respectfully decline
>Dude was literally steaming and then he comes back saying he smells marijuana and demands I step out of my car
>Immediately just starts pulling the door panels back without a care in the world

Don't really remember attacking him but after I stopped he dropped me with the taser. All I really remember was getting up off the curb and spearing him as he told me to go sit back down.

Attorney kept me out of prison and got my sentenced reduced, but still a felon.

>>17000962
>66k a year
>needs better job to move out
Fuck off, you move out right now. Don't live with your mommy just so you can buy some fuccboi car.

I drive a forklift at lowes, going to school to be a millwright in the fall.

>>17000962
>66k a year
>cant move out
seriously the most pussy thing ive ever read

>>17000991
>>17001077

Rent is like $2k a month in the bay area fuccbois

I'm not leaving California to live in whatever shit state you live in

>>17001110
>Commiefornia
>Not a shitty state
Let me guess, you voted for Hillary?

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Full time mechanical engineering student and run a small metal fab shop.

>>17001117

> Google, apple, Facebook, tesla, Twitter, Cisco, oracle, etc etc literally 20 mins away from me and were all created here

We run the world, you're welcome.

Embedded software engineer.

>>17002307
what are you embedded in? carbonite?

>>17001124
Cute little plasma

>>16990683
>>16993326

I just got the call, i got hired!
Thank you guys for the kindness, good karma is comming your way!

Seems like I finally escaped NEETdom!

Calculus tutor while going for accountancy degree. Hope to do cost accounting for a car manufacturing plant one day

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>>17001138
>Cisco
Literally the only company on that list that I would not cheer the death of.

Please disappear.

t. Rest of World

>>16990437
I work at a Volkswagen assembly plant

>Technician for 2 years
>Auto Body Apprentice for 1 year
>Detailer for a year and a half
>Parts Manager for a year

About to be an Insurance Advisor at my shop in two months. I think the only thing I haven't worked with are Diesels and Paint.

>>16990866
What car?

NOC and systems analyst for a fairly big company here. Just woke up for a graveyard shift.

>>17005685
can you get me cheaper parts anon?

>>16993284
If it's any consolation I'm biting the fuck out of my cheek because I didn't

>>16990437
Family therapist and substance abuse counselor with child services.

>>16990437
none of your business actually, dickface

Is detailing the fancy term for professional car washer now?

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>>16990437
Tree trimmer/bucket operator
Foreman always snapping me

>>16990782
honestly thats cleaner than my table, how cum no grinding dust?

>>16997294

>half a year is 90% of the year
>kendergarten

Here's your fucking (you)

Cadillac Technician.

I'm surprised at the spread of professions ITT.