Stupid shit youve seen as a tech

>Customer

"It wasn't like that 'til you test drove it!"

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>>16977006

>>16977006
>>16977016
That is just too fucked.

I remember doing a virgin oil change on a 2 year old Malibu with over 20k miles on it.

>>16977016
Ever since I put my new brake pads in it's been making this weird noise. It's very subtle, like a stray cat getting raped by vultures. Maybe check the tire pressure?

>>16977006
plugged my little shitty obd2 scanner into my sisters jetta. every cylinder suffered a misfire. the car only has 70,000 miles on it

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>>16977016
>>16977006

>>16977216
Beautiful FCA quality

>>16977546
Some of those misfire codes might only be bad sensors, wiring.

>>16977574
Funny thing about sensors. Are they malfunctioning or doing their job!?!?

>>16977016
What're those holes tho?

>>16977574
>>16977546
>>16977635
every damn coil pack had a crack in them

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My friend found this

>>16977744
how even

>>16977744
>smarties
those are rockets you idiot

>>16977744
wut in the actual fuck!

>>16977744
my bet is mice or a squirrel

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>>16977744
what the fuck are "normal" smarties called wherever you live?

"normal" smarties being the nestle made M&M competitor

>>16977938
IL, USA here. I've never seen or even heard of Nestle Smarties.

>>16977951
you poor bastards

smarties > M&M's

>>16977006
>>16977016
The fuck is the problem here?

Are those not just worn break pads?

Hnnnngg REEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEE CRINGE fucking normies use their breaks!!

>>16977984
Dumbass motherfucker

>>16977744
Looks more like ecstasy pills, dealers like to hide shit in random places on their cars in case they're pulled over but I would have thought they'd be wrapped..

>>16977706
VAG quality

>>16977909
I bet mice, it looks like some turds are mixed in with the candies.

>>16977650
That's the backing of the pad, the holes are just dimples, they're from the factory like that.

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>>16977891
>>16977938
>>16977951
What the hell, IL, USA here too, I've never heard of rockets or "Nestlé Smarties" either. Apparently our smarties are sold as rockets in Canada.

>>16977984

The pads were installed backwards, dummie. What surprises me the most is that their brakes still worked

>>16977546
>jetta
>fca
Wew

>>16978026
Those do not look like x pills. Exos have to be pressed and always have stupid shit on them like sexy ladys, pacman, or superman. Those are very obviously candy.

>>16978264
Smarties are Smarties in Canada you dumb fuck. M&M clones.

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>>16977006
>>16977016

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This was me at home. Yea...

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>>16977006
I want to slap whoever """""balanced""""" this tire.

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>I have no good pics saved
Oh well.

>>16979814
That's not terribly unusual, but it's still too many weights.

>>16979814
Heh

>>16977101
I installed slotted and drilled brake pads for weight reduction and what you described sounds very familiar

>>16979814
Guy was lazy and kept the old weights on. It's probably balanced though.

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>>16979845
That, and all 4 tires were counterbalanced and the guy didn't know how to apply sticky weights well. Pic related is one of the other tires on it. Should have gotten a pic before I put it on the balance but oh well.

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>>16979859
>slotted and drilled brake pads

>>16979866
THAT MANY? what fuck is this

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Still haven't figured out what the fuck this customer meant by this. Was over the gauges when I went to go drive the car in.

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>>16979866
Dude, what.

>>16979891
suicide note?

>>16979901
Seems unlikely they'd give a shit about putting tires on their truck if they were suicidal.

>>16979910
you never know I'm putting a new clutch in my shitbox soon

>>16979910
Their friend's suicide note?

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>bone stock wrx
>NOT STi

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>>16979932
Again, THIS IS NOT AN STI

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>>16977752
>>16977903
It's rats. I found slim jims in the valley of a California T, was thinking the same thing until I saw tiny teeth marks. Didn't get a pic though, have some chicken bones and a bagel in an F40

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Customer came in for a battery, saying their car died on the highway. Gee, I wonder why, and I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count why the battery wasn't the problem.

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>>16979939
Almost forgot, not entirely bone stock, ebay special lower control arms made out of welded together junkyard scrap metal and cut stock springs.

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>>16979866
That was me, I ran out of weights before it was perfect though

>>16979950
Did he get 4 new tires and an alignment or did he fuck up his transmission?

>>16979932
>>16979950
>>16979960
>>16979939

Okay story behind this:

>guy comes in for oil change
>dressed head to toe in Subaru Rally Team USA gear
>find all this shit wrong with the car
>drain oil, comes out thick and jet black, chunks of metal come with it
>report to customer
>flips shit, accuses us of making shit up and trying to rip him off
>bring him into shop to show him tires
>"no they're supposed to do that for extra grip when the tread gets low"
>what in the actual fuck
>elects not to repair anything, leaves

>1 week later, comes back, trades car in for brand new Forrester
>idiot sales guys don't even bother to run vin
>pay the guy out STi trade in price for a WRX that needs new suspension, new tires, and new shortblock
>this asshole basically got a new Forrester almost for free because our sales department is staffed by idiots.

>>16980022
They obviously didn't even open the hood or look at the grille either, since the EJ257 is massively different from the FA20DIT and there wasn't an STi emblem on the grille.

>>16979948
who... what... why...

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>>16980022
>"no they're supposed to do that for extra grip when the tread gets low"

lost


hard

>>16979948
Uhh, my three guesses are burned clutch, flat tire and blown head gasket

>>16980110
There's no belt on that alternator.

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>>16980160

>>16980160
Gol dang, that was my 5th guess

I had a car come in with its lugs on backwards yesterday.

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"Loss of Power"

>>16980261
I don't think that's how that part is installed.

>>16980282
oh dear god, wtf is this? rust ? gunk? gunky rust? looks like old, cooled down lard.

poor bike

>>16979950
Those control arms are VERY obviously cast aluminum. What are you talking about?

>>16980261
Fucking how

>>16980282
My friend bought a truck less than a year ago, during a visit to me the water pump gasket started leaking, so we replaced it...

The coolant was muddy water...

>>16980366
I mean, it wasn't literally muddy water, but it fucking looked like it...

Muddy, shitty water coolant.

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>>16980273
>3/4 of a ton

>>16979948
The engine noise sounds drastically different with no belt, how would you not notice something was wrong.

>>16980286
>>16980326

Probably a crossthreaded sparkplug that got shot back out.

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>>16980898
Is that a chunk of melted Cat?

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>>16980944

yep

>>16979866
that tire is not seated properly. look at the bead spacing around the lip of the rim. you need to break it down and reseat it.

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>>16980985

>>16980965
The tire is seated fine. It's the wheel itself that's fucked.

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Change it up a bit, here's some shit I've either seen or done to get a job done

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>>16981014

>>16980965
That's just the clean part of the rim where the old tire' sidewall stuck out a little more than the new one's does, which kept it from corroding and getting dirty.

>>16981021

Holy fuck.

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>>16981014
>>16981021
lel

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>>16981033

So long as it's a sealed battery, it's fine.

Those little lithium booster shits that are so popular are way more dangerous.

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>>16981052

>>16978026
confirmed never seen a pill in their life. No pressed X pills are concave like that. Those are smarties, 100%.

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>>16980022
This is why I'd never buy used. There just is no way to know how badly a car has been abused, short of taking the whole fucking thing apart.

>>16979939
>Modesto
my nigga

fuck this shithole and fuck subaru boyracers

>>16980316
The rears were not. Just trying to show the tire wear.

>>16981239
Yeah agreed.

Still do not understand how supposed "car guy" Low West fuccbois do not understand why you shouldn't go 30000 miles between oil changes.

>>16979948
? Bro not everyone works at jiffy lube
You aint big shit cus know what a serpentine belt is

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>just bought new cherokee from some 22 yr old in pacific beach
>look under hood
>"oh good they topped off all the resoirvers"
>open all containers to make sure no gunk
>coolant inside break master cylinder
>"When was the last time you had it serviced?"
>"Maybe last year?"
>Break indication light on
>Check engine light on
>was her first car
>still bought it for $700

Why don't women take care of their cars mechanically? Granted the interior is pretty clean, but holy fuck is it a rust bucket with the same fluids it rolled off the Chrysler factory with.

>>16978520
The Smarties/rockets in the plastic roll are called Smarties in the USA. There is nothing called Smarties that comes in a little cardboard box that's like m&ms in usa

>>16977744
Smarties are a better version of m&ms
The fuck is that shit

>>16982263
A FUCKING LEAF

looks like a lot of hyundai stuff from your image names. would you avoid the new elantra sport? haven't heard about as many issues with the motor being used in in

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Discs that didn't want to leave.

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>>16982742
Or pads with loads of life left in the rivets

>>16979941
>have some chicken bones and a bagel in an F40
TFW a rat has a nicer car and diet than you

>>16979804
>>>made in england
made me chuckle

>>16981195
If I ever think about buying a used car, it goes to my mechanic first. I may know how to wrench a car here and there but some of the fucking retarded shit people can do to their cars can completely baffle me.

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>>16979814
Balanced and counter-balanced.

>girl blows clutch so hard car wont move in ANY gear
>under 1500 miles
>first stick shift car
Sucks the pic i got is over the limit

>>16980261
WAT!!!???

>>16983295
When I was a teen my dad had an amazingly clean WS6 that I loved to pieces. He told me that once I got my licence I could use it ass my DD, but by the time that happened my bitch step mom destroyed the clutch on it. He then lost it in the divorce.

>>16979932
>built, not bought sticker
Why is it in a shop then?

>>16980950
what is wrong here?

>>16981038
>>16981021
>>16981014
Kinda smart really

>>16983364

Timing chain slings oil right at the valve cover gasket, causes an obnoxious oil leak that kills the alternator and creates a fire hazard

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Jb welded leaking oil pan

>>16983921

Garages do this, they advise this... I've actually had to do this once to get me home.

>>16979939
>apple logo decal
that explains it

>>16979912
sometimes its just staying busy thats kept me alive

>>16980261
I HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN SHIT

>>16980898
Is that an old Toughbook I see?

>>16981021
EE here, I've done that countless times with countless batteries.

>>16977744
Is this the new NOS?

>>16979950
This is why you don't lower your car and not do an alignment. He must've had like 8 degrees of camber.

>>16985355
Even two degrees of camber can wear tires like that, just depends on the car on how it's driven

>>16985196

A D600 I cobbled together with bits from a 610 620 and 630.

>>16981014
Why is this wrong? I keep up to six batteries in parallel on a trickle charger.

>>16985413

I connected them with old dipsticks

>>16985543
>steel as electrical conductor
reeeeeeeeee

>>16985583
It works

I'm more worried about the lack of isolation.

>Mercedes comes in for four new tires
>it's getting a set of four cheapass Sumitomos
>check the ticket
>Jewish last name
Not even surprised.

>>16986214
There are 2, maybe 3 things people with money don't cheap out on: shoes and tires are two of them. He's either broke or it's his daughter's car.

>>16986386
He was wearing a gold chain, so he's not broke, and the items inside didn't suggest female owner.

It was just a typical case of Jews being Jews.

>>16985355
having wear upfront like that is usually due to high speed cornering. notice how its actually taking a good part of the inner sidewall along with it. The rest of the tire wear actually looks pretty decent

>>16980985
I honestly don't see the problem?

>>16986765
The wheel weight was grinding into the caliper.

>>16986466
He'd have wear on the opposite sidewall as well if that was the case.

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Parents minivan months after they took it to some dipshit indie shop for brake work.

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>>16981032
Explain this shit.

>>16981052
I've done this before, almost a decade ago

>Be me, 20
>Finally broke 11s at the drag strip, think I'm cool even though I'm not
>Go on Summit, buy a cage, racing seats, everything so I'm good to SFI 25.2/25.5
>Stuff comes in
>OH GOODIE
>Start tearing car interior apart
>Seat stud snaps off
>Seat track doesn't line up with racing seat
>Awww fuck
>Pack all of the shit into the interior-less car
>Flip over a milk crate, sit on it
>Drive to the garage my buddy owns - 35 miles away
>Have to stop to get gas in an obnoxiously loud supercharged Mustang
>Get out, pump gas, people looking
>Cop pulls up, watches me
>I finish pumping the gas, get back in, look at the cop, reach up, pull the seat belt over, sit on it
>Start the car, drive off
>Cop left me alone. Probably though "what a dumbfuck."

You don't realize just how much a car accelerates until you have nothing holding your back in place. Great memory in retrospect, totally fucking retarded though.

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>what are oil change intervals

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>>16986840
That's tire mounting lube

>>16986840
Found the virgin.

>>16981195
Wow, this is dumb logic

>>16985210
And none of them were flooded cell lead acid batteries, which have vents and will leak acid everywhere if you do this.

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>>16986826
Ayy

>>16987013
Well no shit they weren't, I use AGMs for everything.

>>16987059
Point is, the one in the pic does not look like gel or AGM to me.

>>16987048
Seems legit.

>>16987136
It apparently held just fine for 23 years.

>>16981323
That's the point dick. Shits not hard to figure out.

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>>16977546
>Jetta
>FCA

>>16978520
actually, smarties are older than m&m's. just looked it up americuck. enjoy your garbage ripoff candy.

>>16986891
>What's an oil change?

>>16981032
what the fuck are you even talking about?

look at the stripe one the side of the tire at the bead. it's 2mm from the rim in one spot and 10 mm from the rim in another. that has nothing to do with the rim being clean or corroded, and everything do do with the tire either being horribly out of round as a manufacturing defect or not being seated properly.

>>16981010
did you throw the wheel up on the balancer by itself and verify that it was egg-shaped?

>>16987699
I was talking about the silver stripe on the rim, the darker stripe you're taking about is where the tire is wet from the tire lube I used to mount it. That photo's taken at an extreme angle, that's why it appears to be smaller on the top and bottom and wider on the sides.

Either way, the tire balanced fine, it held air, and it didn't debead when I drove the car out and did a figure eight. If it did debead the customer would have come back by now as that was now almost 5 days ago. If it was horribly out of round I would have noticed when it was on the balancer and it would have wanted an ungodly amount of weight, which it didn't, and I wouldn't have put that wheel back on the car, then contact the customer to let them know they need a new wheel.

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>Did the squeaky belt and tensioner muhself
>but I brought it in because it didnt fix the squeak or overheating

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Here is something I did earlier today. The underside of this car is extremely rusted and the fuel lines were just spraying gas. To fix it I just ran a fuel hose through my car.

>>16987819
Explain

>>16987799
did you eat it

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>>16987949

Balancer separated, squealed like a motherfucker and nothing on the accessory drive spun causing it to overheat.

Owner replaced the belt, then the belt and tensioner before he gave up and brought it in when that didn't fix it.

>>16988043

I let him go at the edge of the lot so he'd have a chance at making me more money

>>16986892
>>16986896
I just go in dry with just a bit of soap.

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>>16988316
It was towed in to the shop like this, the girl drove on a blown tire for around 20 miles absolutely wasted. The tire on the other side was blown.
>>16988335
Rats nest in the cabin air filter, owner requested we put it back in upside down, so we did, all that shit went flying into his face when he turned on his ac. We showed it to him before putting it back in as well.
>>16988346
Merchant's Tire and Auto. 'Nuff said.

>>16988377
Looks like half of this image is corrupted... Nice.

>>16979859
>slotted a and drilled brake pads

Kek

>>16981052
>bucket seat
This was not what I imagined.

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The yellow stuff is expanding insulation foam

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Just change the oil don't worry about that

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Strange place to hide George Washingtons wig

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Dodge journey battery terminals:corroded

Battery tray:corroded

This pic is from the bottom looking up into the engine bay

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This is old but there was a sailboat on this boat trailer out of frame

>>16987799
Not surprised.
My dad bought a 65 mustang convo and there was a dead mouse that was living in the floor pans.

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Remember how we recommended replacing the retaining nut for the TPMS valve stem because it was cracked?

This is what happens. Nut flies off, air comes out, sidewall gets chewed up and sensor gets crushed.

The D/F was also cracked but he didn't want to replace it yet

>>16988537
>dead mouse
>living
u wot m8

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Torque to spec

>>16985182
Kek

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Mechanic's buddy has an exhaust leak where the pipe connects to the muffler.

Buddy has no money, no filler rod, no brazing nozzle for oxy-actelyene torch.

No problem we have a cutting nozzle and coat hangers from the coveralls uniform company

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My backup light fluid is low

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The brake rotor on the company cube van. The studs were all halfway worn through as well.

>>16988627
That's old fluid anyway, drain that shit and refill biiiiitch

>>16979804
The jack works fine 90% of the time too. I rarely have a C-Clamp handy...

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Parking brake cable outer jacket worn through the carpet

>>16985413
I hope you mean series.

>>16988772
Why would you hope that?

>>16977016
One of them hangover days

>>16980370
Mixed HOAT with OAT coolant

>>16981070
Mine were shaped like little rockets and tasted absolutely foul. But they did make me feel really warm.

>>16981239
>>16981293
Hello my fellow Modesto fags

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DIY sub install

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>>16987917
>I just ran a fuel hose through my car

>>16987917
Fucking Cavalier

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Just doing some brakes

>>16977744
Oh god a Chrysler 300M

Do yourself a favor: set it on fire and run.

>>16988625
>cutting nozzle and coat hangers


Done that a few times before, good trick to know if you practice and get good at it

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>>16980022
>extra grip

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>>16991266
There's a chance, but the original fuel lines are too rusted and this was the easiest fix

>>16991616
Even worse it's a 97 Malibu

Pic is of where it connects to the fuel pump through the access panel I cut a long time ago so I could change the fuel pump

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>>16986891
Dear lord, I wonder what the baffle pan looked like.

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>630 miles to get it

>>16995804
motherfucking wrrong thread...

>>16995804
>XR650
She's a big fat bitch with big fat thighs. Jelly.

>>16980282
>>16980300
Oh fuck that's mine. It's the water pump. Poor bike was fucked when I got her

>>16977006
>>16977016
How do you even

>>16991175
>amp is 400w peak (probably at 1 ohm)
>uses a capacitor for bitch amp
>Clamps negative power wire to body with red alligator clamp

All of my what the fuck

>>16996668
The ground clamp was attached to the studs from the tail light assembly out of shot and and the 12 inch sub is literally in a hole in the seat behind the driver.

It was a wigger driving a nig nog VW CC

>>16996804
Why

>>16977984
>fucking normies
>reeeeeeee

Doesn't know what side of the brake pad is the brake.
Yeah bro, you aren't like the rest of those idiots at all.

>>16981239
Modesto isn't total garbage, but it's p bad

Turlock besto