>open hood >pod filter falls off

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>hit a bump
>glove box opens

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>>16976581

>hit a bump
>CD player disconnects

Happened to a friend.

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>>16976581
>hit a bump
>glove box opens
>wont close anymore

>Be 14 (2004).
>Have ricer 16-y.o. 2F2F-obsessed dipshit neighbor sharing driveway.
>He has a '92 Eclipse base-model with the rare 1.8L 92-hp engine.
>Interior panels spray-painted red and shit, household speakers just lying in the trunk.
>He installs a pod filter on dryer ventilation hose without connecting the vacuum hose.
>It idles like shit, he starts revving and driving off.
>Pod filter falls off halfway down the driveway and he runs over it with rear tire.

And that's the day 14-y.o. me learned to do it right or not do it at all.

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>>16976581
>Hit a bump
>sunvisor falls down

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>>16976581
>hit a bump
>muffler falls off

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>hit a bump
>driveshaft is making a helicopter whirbling noise

Not even memeing. this happened and it was a rough bump. it's been maybe 4k miles ago and nothing has changed but i think a U-joint might have got shrekt

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>>16976581
>hit pothole
>power windows start working again

>hit a speed bump
>front shock gets diarrhoea

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>>16976570

>Vibrations above 65mph
>hit a bump
>vibrations disappear

>>16976718
My car does this in 2nd gear. It's maddening to not know what it is.

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>spend all day at tech school doing rear end alignment to correct a pull to the right
>on the way home hit a bump
>car now pulls to the left

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>hit pothole going to fast
>car makes loud thunking noises everytime I turn it on

>accelerate hard
>Dash lights work
>Brake hard
>Dash lights go back off

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>>16976570
>Go through the 5 levels of hell installing E36 subframe bushings
>Still fucking pulls to the right and makes banging noises over the smallest cracks in the road
FML

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>pull the handbrake
>nothing happens

>>16978608
Is something supposed to happen?

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>>16978608
>disengage the handbreak
>its still on

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>put car into neutral
>engine bogs down

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>Car wont start sometimes
>Car throws CEL with no code, will fix itself after 10-20 minutes
>Replace the distributor cap
>Replace the fuel filter
>Replace the spark plugs
>Replace the spark plug wires
>Replace the Positive and Negative battery terminals
>Replace the battery
>Cry
>Replace the Fuses
>Add more FRESH
>Check the fuel lines
>Check the fuel pump
>Check the starter motor
>Add more FRESH
>Problem still happens at random, starts happening while in motion
>Google a completely unrelated problem
>"Honda main relays get solder cracks over time and can cause a no start condition"

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>front passenger seat back and other random interior pieces oscillate when engine is idle
>how the fuck do I end this suffering

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>>16978914
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>torquing down a headstud
>*CRACK*

>apply brakes lightly
>car violently pulls to one side

>>16978266
Might be a broken sway bar/sway bar link

>>16976977
Get your tailshaft bearings changed

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>get in car on cold morning
>car starts fine
>drive 2 minutes to petrol station to fill up
>go to start engine again
>turns over for like 30 seconds before finally starting

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>>16976581
>jump car over a set of train tracks
>dukes_of_hazzard_horn.mp3
>front brakes and front suspension act up for rest of road trip

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>be on gravel track
>think I'm Colin McRae and driving a WRX STI
>SLAM into a massive pothole at 60mph
>remember I didn't die in a helicopter crash and I'm actually driving a diesel

>>16979184
it's actually part of the HVAC system, which I guess isn't too bad but now I can't get any air to blow on me

>>16979202
You probably have a bad purge solenoid b

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>slam door
>can't close anymore

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>Power Windows are up
>Go inside gas station
>Come back out
>Power Windows are down
>Even the one that wasn't working

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>put in new t-top weatherproofing
>roll window up
>tiny gap in just the right spot to flick water directly into eye

>>16979473
If you press unlock 3 times and hold it, the windows will go down. Probably hit it in your pocket

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>>16976581
>hit pothole
>front end noise ceases

>buy used car
>front bumper was always kind of misaligned
>have a small crash
>its an improvement

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>hit a bump
>both sun visors fall off

>seat next to me is open
>smelly mexican chooses to sit next to me

>>16979880
>minding own business browsing trap porn on phone
>someone sits behind you
>have to put phone away and stare into space for the remainder of the journey

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>>16979896

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>getting on freeway
>front of car starts to shake like a wheel is out of balance around 55mph
>go 75mph and vibration stops

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>Hit mini hill road crossing at 70
>"Hey son I think your skid plates down"

>>16979928
Toe link bushing. Do you have a BMW?

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>Move passenger seat
>All audio except subwoofer cuts out

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>Hit speed bump
>AC stops working

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>go over particularly awful railroad crossing
>hatch that hasn't closed since I bought the car is now closed

>Get into a minor fender bender
>Cabin light starts working

>>16979202
Is it a Mazda?

>>16979928
One or more wheels is a little out of balance.

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>>16980215
>Hit speed bump
>AC suddenly starts working

>>16980006
naa acura cl with very slow leak in one of the front tires and when it got low it would make the front wobble at certain speeds

>>16980610
yeah kinda

>>16980708
Had nearly the same problem with my CL after it was high centered on mound of snow for about an hour. Went away the next day after what I assume was remaining ice causing an imbalance melting off the wheel assembly?

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>low stress city driving and low shifting
>coolant leaks
>launching from every stop and redlining up to 3rd gear
>no leaks

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>steering wheel was slightly misaligned to the right
>get new tires and an alignment
>steering wheel is now slightly misaligned to the left

>>16978853
Emmisions sensor is dirty

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>Steering wheel starts oscillating above 70MPH
>Steering wheel becomes steady above 100MPH

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>lots of road noise and wind noise at 60 mph
>minimal road and wind noise at 80 mph

brahs what do i do to mininize wind noise? how do i make the window gaskets "better". ive heard of putting some brake fluid on them and they'll sponge up but not sure if its a meme or not

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>>16984071
>lots of road noise and wind noise at 60 mph
>minimal road and wind noise at 80 mph
You answered your own question.

>>16976708
>t. saab owner

>>16978853
>Add more FRESH
kek

>>16976730
Source