AutoZone drone here.
Guess what just happened to me!
>>16962713
You got raped?
>>16962718
Yes, I did!
>>16962713
You finally met your monthly checkout challenge and witttdtjr goals?
>>16962713
You fucked up putting on wipers on a black lady's car, and smashed her windshield with the wiper arm
>>16962819
Tim?
>>16962827
I fucking knew it
>>16962799
Fuck no, I'm at a high volume store. I'll meet those goals when my DM blows me. I'd tell him that too.
>>16962819
Supposedly my former manager saw some brain dead kid do this once
No folks, some middle aged lady literally walked in and tried to redeem that >>16962713
She wasn't having a laff either, dead serious
>>16962957
...So you're such a bumscrub you couldn't even sell that lady some bulb grease and V belt dressing with her blinker fluid? Holy hell they must've been desperate to take you
>>16962713
>>16962957
Why would someone prank their own mother like that?