>wash car >bird immediately takes a huge shit on roof

>>16929563
A goose just took a man-sized dump on my car. It was seriously dripping all down the side of the drivers door.

>>16929563
>not shitting on your own car

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>>16929563
>the only spot in the carpark is under the lamppost which the huge seagull shits from

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>White car
>Wash it
>Immediately dirty as soon as I exit the car wash

I have given up

>>16929563
The is the story of my life.
>wash car
>new rock chips in the front bumper
>should have left it dirty I would have never know

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>>16929563
>wash car
>there are scratches on the bumper

>>16929563
The trunk and roof got so badly obliterated on my car one day just after I washed it, It was too much to dab off I went back to the car wash and sprayed it off. It was fresh.

Bird shit is the worst. Depending on the shit, like black and purple stuff, it can eat into your paint fast on a hot day.

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tfw op catches me shitting on his miata

>wash black car, get undercarriage wash too because winter
>salt the roads the next day
>car now looks like it got gang raped and jizzed on by a pack of niggers

>>16929988
I want a white car...