/o/'s fascination with hatchbacks

a bitch car made for bitches

>replying to bait
1. Take car
2. Add more space and ginormous opening to fit stuff in
What the fuck is not to like? Looks shouldn't be a priority in a daily.

>>16928410
You look like a faggot driving it. Fuck your space for your junk, nigger.

>>16928410
Insecure numales can't pretend to be real men if they're not driving something a boomer would approve of

>do you like me now daddy

>this angry underage bait
At least put some effort into it.

>le edgy subjective opinion
>inb4 my objective reasons
How is your first day on this epic meme forum, my dude?
You should try /pol/, it's full of cool funny smart young people, not unlike yourself.

>>16928416
>OP's face when I actually have a boomermobile of sorts and still like hatches
I miss lift backs though

it's just the yuropeons convincing themselves they'd rather have a fiesta than a mustang gt because that's the only thing economically feasible for them

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I want one of these. surprised there aren't more cars like it.

>>16928437
Please don't pretend to be retarded on purpose like you just did.

>>16928449
right, and I suppose you prefer FWD because you love understeer on throttle too, right?

don't you have some muslim outreach to be doing, cuck?

>>16928414
>caring about appearances

no, you are the nu male

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Git fukt fag

>>16928452
How does me owning an (old) 5.0 make you feel? I got my appreciation for hatches from this thing's ridiculous liftback. You can fit a damn lawnmower in it with the rear seats down. Couldn't do that or transport any large things if I had a notch.

>numales bitches faggots yuropeons cucks dumb poor insecure
>epic master trolle xDDD
This site is 18+. Please, leave.

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>>16928467
>i'm actually none of those things they are just kids troleing!

threads like this shouldn't have replies.

When will you ever learn faggots?

sage goes in the option field

>>16928467
/o/ and /m/ should honestly just be nuked at this point. Kill them for a few years and let the cancer die off.

>>16928474
atleast sage then you fucking faggot you are part of the cancer bumping this thread

>>16928487
k

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>>16928404
>sees guy driving hatchback
Well... I guess he likes to... put a lot of stuff in the rear.

>>16928487
Thought I did, must have typoed.

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>>16928404
>merc hot hatch not mentioned

dodged the bullet

>>16928432
/pol/ board best board desu

>>16928539
yes, you should go there and stay there so you can become a proud xenophobic and patriotic neet

>>16928539
If you're underage or severely mentally challenged, then yes.

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>>16928542

>>16928509
I want a lot of stuff in my rear

>>16928558
How bout a Clydesdale dick? Start stretching it out with beer bottles n' such.

>>16928539
/pol/ is /b/'s uglier cousin

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No, but wagons are the sweet juice.

>>16928597

Now that's a wagon.

>>16928597
wagons are for faggots who can't decide wether they want to have fun on the road or be able to carry their wifes 20 boyfriends to her

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>>16928597
>only option for this in the modern era is the CTS-V
IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>16928443
gud taste

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>>16928597
my mang

>>16928633
see >>16928615

>>16928640
Yes. Have a (You) and fuck off to your containment board, autismo.

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>>16928624
America problems.

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DS3 looks pretty good.

>>16928658
My boss has one, pretty good car actually

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>>16928653
>posting Bangle

>>16928404
Hatchbacks are just baby crossovers

God damn I love my wagon. I don't speak Greek but I think OP was trying to let us know he's a gay.

>>16928671
Crossovers are obese hatchbacks tbhwu

>>16928679
I can't see a hatchback without seeing a mini crossover

>>16928707
Hatchbacks came first. Light trucks have less strict fuel economy requirements. Manufacturers lengthen, wide, and lift hatchbacks, classify them as light trucks, and there you have crossovers.

>>16928404
>When the Focus RS Btfo's the gt86 even with a lawnmower in the back

>>16928443
literally a womans car

>>16928456
Appearances matter to an extent.
You can't just wear a dress and pretend to be taken serious. Your failure to realize this makes you the nu male.

Besides the factor of appearances, there are other reasons:

4 cylinder, you hold up traffic and you cost society money.

>>16928751
>you hold up traffic
t. brofag weaving in and out of lanes in his brotruck 30 over the speed limit before flipping the thing and killing himself

Also a Civic shitbox doesn't become faster just from being a sedan instead of a hatchback. In fact the laughable econosedans available on the American market are even more of a joke than hatchbacks.

>>16928757
Don't fucking respond without saging you idiot. Just don't respond at all. This is blatantly obvious shitposting.

>>16928414
Insecurity personified

>>16928713
What came first is irrelevant. They both exist today, and both look similar enough to be compared to each other.

>>16928763
Exactly, crossovers look like obese hatchbacks.

>>16928757
Yes, economy sedans are just as gay as hatchbacks. Get a V8 Sedan or at least a V6. German, Japanese, or American. That's how you make America Great Again.

It's pretty funny when betas try to take aesthetic pictures of their hatchbacks under a sunset because hatchbacks will never fit any other image than: Faggotry

Put an end to you eco friendly tendencies and buy a comfy cloud like a Cadillac or a Merc. Even an Impala would do.

>>16928759
How does ot make me insecure?
It's just not pleasing on the eye.
Nothing more. Nothing less.

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Been driving one of these in SS trim as a work car for years. Tons of space in back and pretty quick for a wagon, and got it used super-cheap because no one likes the boxy look.

>>16928772
>making America great again by unconditionally buying Detroit's garbage

>>16928780
Everytime I see one of these from the front I think...
>Nice looking car
>Looks like a sleeper
>Look into rear view mirror as it passes
>See Ugly rear end hatch
>Wow that car would look so much better if it didn't have that flat ass

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>they keep bumping this ham-fisted teenage bait

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What about rear vacuum?
Dont some hatchbacks have a better aerodynamic design by evening this factor out?
Maybe I'm just retarded and most hatchbacks just make it worse

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>>16928814
>it's an OP sages his own shitpost thread episode
Made my morning m8

>>16928815

You, sir, are correct.

So funny when teen nu males in hatch back tailgate inches behind me, then I zip away before I can even get to 2000 RPMS in my V8. Before he knows it, he's a mile behind me! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHHahahah

>Muh cargo space

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>16928751
>he cares what other people think

I'll destroy your twink boipucci while wearing a princess peach costume you soft cuck.

>>16928838
GTI's are always trying to do fly-by's on my IS350. I don't think they expect an autotragic Lexus to whip them haha.

>>16928838
what are you getting to the wheel? like 225 or so?

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>>16928838
*blocks your path*

>>16928404
Because its fast and has space. You know, fast and practical. The two tings you used to have to choose on or the other one?

>>16928815
Ofc everyone ignores this because its not shitpost worthy

>>16928910
yeah it's dead true. and in the case of subaru their wagons also have a better weight distribution than the sedans

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>>16928597
W A G O N S

Hatchbacks look great

>>16928919
Showed my /o/ newfag card there, what I'm talking about is a fastback

>>16928404
So if you drive a mini, bmw, mercedes, audi or french hatchback you're ok?

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>>16928715
A car with 1.5x more power and almost twice the price beat the cheaper, slower car? Wowza.

>>16928548
Lol

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>>16928404
>aesthetically hideous
>implying

>>16928838
Looks like someone just got walked by a turbo civic and is trying to make himself feel better

>>16929128
Ayy, have one just like jt

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>>16929128
That's a fastback/liftback. Not a hatch.
>>16928404
Why don't hatch morons just buy crossovers? At least they would be more useful.

>>16928414
>I wouldn't drive this because I'd look like this

Christ, what a beta attitude

>>16929179
A hatch is usually more efficient, smaller, better handling, and has about the same storage capacity.

>>16929143
>turbo civic
How does it feel being laughed at by girls?

>>16929194
>Implying girls give a shit about cars
>implying girls being impressed by cars isn't a phallisy created by people like yourself who are so insecure that they base their self worth off of what others think of their car

>>16928414
If you're so insecure about looks, continue driving your Fit and maybe if you ask nicely your wife's boyfriend will let you borrow his extended bed for when you need the space

>>16929194
t. Elliot Rodgers

>>16928653
>literally a polished turd

>>16929143
The only time I've ever gotten "walked by" was some blacked out 2017 Mustang. Not sure what trim level it was. That was the ONLY time. Subarus, Civics, Hatchbacks, Audis, Mercs, Bimmers all eat my dust with my true dual exhaust V8.

>>16928969
Pretty much, yes. Japanese and American hatchbacks are for boipucci faggots. All other makes need not apply.

>>16929185
Yeah let me just wear a dress with high heels and glasses while I'm at it. Nu male pro refugee beta.

>>16929210
>Implying girls wouldn't choose a guy in an Luxury Sedan vs a guy in a goofy looking teenager esque Turbocharged STI STD V Boost Riced out alien looking spaceship
>b-b-b-but muh civic

>>16929379
Calm down faggot, you aren't going to prove anything by sperging out on a Malaysian comic book blog

>>16929396
Calm down nigger, you aren't going to beat me in a race or a 'who can haul more in their trunk' contest

ITT: anon has a mental breakdown

>>16929379
You should and then bend over, you cutie

The problem is too many hatchbacks are softly rounded tall econoboxes that may or may not get occasional underewhelmimg "sports" trim packages marketed to wagecucks. There are good looking hatchbacks but they go ignored because of their negative association. So car companies have even less incentive to invest in better designs.

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>>16928597
wagon4lyfe

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>>16928404
>beta nu males
>you are a faggot
>b-b-but
This is you, isn't it.

Also? Superior cargo capacity. Can't throw a bicycle in the back of a saloon.

>>16928615
>le ebin cuck meme
I like /pol/ too but you really need to shut the fuck up

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>>16928404

>>16930386
This the problem with the faulty logic of nu males...

>Wants to haul bicycle in car
>Wants to haul a one form of transportation into another form of transportation

Why do you even have a car?
Ride your bike or get a truck like a real human being if you need to transport it so bad.

>>16929393
>still doesn't get that sane people don't give a shit about your car choices
Your adulthood is going to be hard with all the golddiggers in it.

>>16928740
>333 HP manual only non-convertible coupe
>woman
what
You're thinking of a convertible auto 1.8 Z4.

>>16931083
Your life is going to be hard with a mentally ill liberal woman.

>>16928404
every gti owner I have ever met has been a faggot. My buddy got his car totalled by one swerving in traffic

>>16928452
hot hatches have more room for more rapefugees

>>16928615
Why even wait for someone to post to respond to them?

Lay all of your hatchback criticisms on us, they're quite entertaining.

>>16931360
k
e
k

>>16928624
magnum srt8

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>>16929368