>TFW I stole somebody's oem hubcaps because mine were missing

>>16925073
I did this too OP
Got some nice chrome hubcaps on my 240
>Nigger/10

>having car sex with this girl
>lost my erection
>she asked if I'm not attracted to her
>gave her reassurance and said it's my issue
>I lied
>She was fat

>>16925073
>>16925406

Burn in hell, both of you.

>>16925073
Back when I was maybe 14-15, my crazy friend convinced me to help him steal car stereos. We would also take his parent's car and drive around wealthy neighborhoods, looking for open garages to steal all their alcohol. We'd alternate who would go in and who would be getaway driver.

I knew this other guy named Marshall and we would take cat shit from the litterbox and smush it under random car door handles. Sometimes smear it across windshields.

I repent for my sins.

>>16925482
lel, not closing your eyes and busting anyway.

>>16925544
I did eventually, but she had to suck me to get it up again.

Just threw the spent condom out on side of the road in a neighborhood lol. Some kid probably found it walking to the bus.

>discretely follow a guy home who we a hardtop on Miata.
>see him park it in front of house
>drive past him
>come back later that night with my friends pickup
>steal his hardtop, repaint it, and sell it for 1500 on craigslist

>>16925494
>not gluing your hubcaps on

>>16925673
I hear this happens a lot with S2K's as well.