My friend just got a new car, and she (the car) needs a name.

>>16908520
Kevin The Kuck

WHo the fuck names cars? Are you 10?

>>16908520
Vader?
Or is that overreaching?

>>16908520
>i'm a massive faggot for buying a landwhale civic with a shitty cvt and shitty modern car design

Optimus the Optima

>>16908528
I named my car
Clearly you haven't found 'the one'

>>16908520
Maiona Suxok.

>buying a new car
>buying a civic

What's it like being a cuck?

My friend is a girl... she just wants a name guys, lol

Nigger, because it's black.

It's also dark grey, not black. She doesn't have a photo of it without her in it

>>16908520
Bonnie

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This is a better example

>>16908520
Valarie.

>>16908520
Honda already named it Civic. That particular one is black so assuming you're a man I suggest calling it "My Civic" or if more specifics are required possibly "My black Civic" or "My new Civic. If you're not a man I know a girl who always names her Hondas rhyming ghetto girl names like Sharonda or Lafawnda and it amuses me.

>>16908520
Fugly

>>16908545
I found a giant faggot in this thread that named his fucking mememobile for the girlfriend he will never kiss.

>>16908745
There is a VL Commodore down the road from me with the numberplates ""VLERIE"

Either some shitty play on words or what this anon >>16908762 said

Medusa or Penelope.

Shitbox 2000

>>16908520
>naming your FF driving appliance like it's a car
cmon anon, if you're going to be autistic at least treat yourself to something nicer than a civic

>>16908520
hector

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>>16910995
mfw S2000

>>16908528
>not naming your car
Its almost like its just a hunk of metal to you

>>16908633
Has she considered giving her car a guys name?

>>16908520
Naming cars is for faggots and nu-males. I assume your both

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>>16913227
holy shit

How about Civic number 16512937
Or "my owner makes 26k a year yet will pay 30k in financing on this car that's going to be worth 3k by the time it's paid off"