Don't fuck with Xzibit.

>>16896536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-6Eu6zoARk

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Not even the best washed up rapper vs woman tweet

>>16896536
he should really pimp one last ride tho

make it a film with a theatrical release. he could pull it off.

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>>16896536
>"Get a job"
>he is, in fact, the one out of a job

makes one pontificate

Did anyone like any of the cars? I thought they were abominations

I can't remember. did they actually used to at least repair the car to reliable mechanical order before nigging it up?

>>16898132

Wheels aside they did a really decent little VW Baja Bug.

>>16896562
it's even more funny if you can't stand that vapid cunt

>told to get a job by a former MTV nigger who is not even a meme anymore
blown to smithereens

>>16898151
Not really

>>16896943
I don't think he could if he wanted to. MTV has no interest in this and he went bankrupt because he lived a lifestyle that required a permanent six figure salary that he lost when the show ended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSEgTeCRopA

>>16898151
>The problem with the show is, they don't fix any of the mechanical issues, and my car was a piece of shit. What they did was make my piece of shit sound exceptionally awesome, which is great. Just not great enough to drive on roads.
Inb4 >leddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/hfiu8/i_was_on_pimp_my_ride_ama/

>>16898121
>anon learns about projection

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Yo Xzibit, I need you to bling my boogie. Can you put some sick sliders on my whip, brah?

>>16898201
To be fair, he sold it for 18k when he only got it for 500 after it was pimped. I think it's a win-win even if it wasn't fixed on the inside.

If /o/ had a "Pimp my Ride" show, I bet their mods would consist exclusively of throwing Powered by Super Eurobeat stickers all over the car, thousands of Touhou/anime/overwatch peep stickers, hanging black ice trees everywhere, and a rotary swap.

>>16902031
I'd watch a show that consisted solely of stuffing 20Bs into shitboxes.

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>>16896562

>>16902107
those girls are the ones that like white dick the most

>>16902107
Damn that's great, but I read Ice T's in Detective Tutuolas voice so it still is funnier to me after further review

>>16902093
And when they test drive the cars, they blast Eurobeat. Just imagining "WHOA OH OH SUPA SAWNIK FIYAH!" blaring while a rusted out Camry starts brapping around the corner makes me kek.

>>16898151
There was one ancient shitbox that had been welded together out of two cars; it was replaced with an xB or some other new shitbox before the ritual ricing. Everything else turned out just about the same as if you had monster garage do the pimping.

>>16902143
I remember that episode the guys even found gum on the welded section that was supposedly was keeping the car together

>the episode with the asian kid's S-chassis
>he had a fucking post-it note on the dash telling him when to shift @ which speeds
>X: "How did you get this?"
>Asian kid: "Oh my friend had to drive alongside me on the highway"

Somebody I know had the burple SUV they did, the floor they put in was installed with like 1000 self tapping screws and the underside of the truck looked like a bed of nails torture device, all the work they did, didn't function anymore, everything was broken.
All the work they did was fucking awful shoddy work that just had to last long enough for the people to pick up their car.

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>>16902133
Yeah I'm feeling it.

>>16902192
And the guy responsible for the rotary swaps has his hair color change every episode.

>>16902181
It wasn't a note on when to shift, it was the speeds at a certain RPM in a certain gear, because his speedometer was broken.

Like, 2nd - 3,000 rpm - 20 mph

>>16902198
Now you're just talking crazy,

>>16902198
>autism my ride

>/o/'s pimp my ride
>every car on the show is a miata or a fiero
>the fiero gets body swaps
>the miata gets ls swaps

>>16902348
You forgot 3k civics and suburbans

>>16896562
>>16902107
PLEASE POST MORE

>>16899296
Yo check out my tan

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yo dawg i herd u like monte carlos, so we filled your monte carlo with monte carlos and shipped it to monte carlo

>>16902216
Why didn't he just listen to his engine?

>>16903217
And the few simple mods they get

>>16903756
A McDonald's in Monaco? Really? Fuck me.

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>>16904569
>mfw I ate at that McDicks

Atleast it's cheap. The cafés along the track just try to sell you espressos for horrid amounts of money

>>16904569
I would be more surprised if there isn't one in Monaco. In fact, I would be surprised if there wasn't one on the fucking moon by now.

>>16904602
You should order a coffee at the restaurant at the top of the Atomium in Belgium

>>16904624
Sights are always expensive as fuck. I actually went into the casino, and jesus christ these sums. Single game cost me more than the whole journey. Great cars around there though, never seen 2 SLR's on a single day before