Car mystery thread >brake lines >actually tubes

>>16887792
>car exhaust
>im not tired

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>called a hood
>isn't an underdeveloped african american neighbourhood

>>16887798
It's names that because when you sniff too much exhaust fumes, you'll get tired.

>>16887806
haha good one

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>>16887806
lol

>called a speaker
>doesn't talk to me

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>>16887792
>they call it gas
>but it goes in liquid

>>16887830
>what is gasoline

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>activate "high beams"
>all beams remain on their current level

>>16887834
>called a gas station.
>they sell liquid fuel

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>blinker
>not the blinds you use for horses

>>16887792
>grab the stick on my tranny
>car is automatic

>>16887842
And that liquid fuel is called gasoline

>>16887835
High beams point you you retard

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>mechanic tells me I need a drive train
>but I already have a car

>bushings worn
>they haven't been in the white house since 2009

>my brakes broke
>this isn't working as intended

>automobile
>doesn't move by itself, you have to drive it

>dead engine mount
>no deceased rider under the hood

>>16887792
>emergency brake
>never use it in an emergency only to park

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>>16887834
>>16887872

>>16888066
I have used mine on several emergencies already
Maybe I should fix my brake lines

>>16887792

>4-ways button
>Only signals 2-ways

>>16888031
You reached really far and couldnt get a good one man im sorry. Tried way too hard.

>>16887820
>call it a speaker
>it's actually a speaker driver

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>Nova
>Actually does go

>called alternator
>always looks the same

>>16887804
>called a bonnet
>isn't a woman's or child's hat tied under the chin, typically with a brim framing the face

>called a light
>can actually be quite heavy

really gets the brainbox fired up

>>16888325
fucking spics get off my board

>>16887874
?

oh boy this reddit tier shit again

>>16887792
>Boot
>Can't wear it, nor does it float on water.

Trunk is so much more accurate a term.

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>Corvette
>People buy it

This is some X-Files tier shit

>windshield wiper fluid
>doesn't wipe your windows

>alternator
>creates DC

hmm

>>16888763
There is voltage regulator on the alternator that converts it into DC

>>16888031

7.5/10 - Made me giggle audibly

>>16889082
>voltage regulator converts AC to DC
lel no

>>16887857
Subtle

>>16888325
I'm ashamed that I understand the joke

>license plate
>don't eat dinner on it

>>16887804
Kekd

>5 door car
>has only 4 doors

>>16889082
>>16889090
rectifier

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>>16887857

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>they're called bucket seats
>aren't made out of, or even in the shape of buckets

beats me.

>>16889222
they're so your ass doesn't slide off the chair when you are taking a corner tight

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>>16889233
why are my bucket seats not bucket??

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>fastest production car japan has ever produced
>slower than average american sports car that costs half price

>decline bench
>accept anyway

>>16889253
God fucking damn it.

>nissan skyline
>constantly on the ground

paranormal by nature?

>>16889253
btfo !!

>>16888325
lel but for the record i only laughed because i didn't see it coming

>sunroof
>isn't made out of sun

>>16888325
Funny how one word can ruin sales. But who can blame them?

>>16889117
explain pls?

>>16888075
>brake tubes

>>16889136
rear door, fucking retard

>>16889541
no va in spanish

>>16889541
in spanish "no va" means "doesn't go"

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>starter motor
>can't find any advanced motors

>ignition
>doesn't actually ignite anything

>seat belt
>supposed to protect me, not seat

>>16889578
made me angery, good work

>/o/ - Auto
>everyone talks about cars

>>16889509
>http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/nova.asp
Just like so few people receive therapy because they're afraid of being alone with therapist?

>All-wheel drive
>Only powers the front wheels 99% of the time

>>16889315
>electric sunshine roof
>Only the regular electromagnetic sunshine comes through

>>16889600
>All-wheel drive
>spare wheel does nothing

>double clutch transmission
>doesn't have two clutch pedals

>>16889253
fastest japanese car is the LFA

>>16889596
Who wants to be alone with the rapist?

>cooling liquid
>it's hot as fuck

>>16889609
>Go to find spare wheel
>It's an inflator kit
>Still in a wheel shaped whole beneath the fake floor in your trunk

>spare wheel
>I need it

If the steering wheel is steering the wheels are the wheels steering the steering wheel?

>drive Dodge
>hit every tree

>radiator
>doesn't radiate radiation

>light says 'check engine'
>engine is still there, right where it always is

>Mercedes-Benz
>runs on diesel

>>16889680
>check engine light
>there is no engine light

>Ejaculate in a Volkswagen Group vehicle
>Can't get it pregnant

>>16889663
Except it does?

>dualies have 6 tires instead of 2

>>1688968
Top kek

>real-wheel drive
>driver is in front seat

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>>16889614
Yes but lexus fangirls dont trigger as easily as nissan fangirls.

>>16889702
>Radiator
>transfers heat through convection

>>16889774
fully carbon fibre car tuned by piano maker
vs
plastic car made by rednecks.

gee.

>boot
>is not a piece of footwear covering the ankle meant for work

>glovebox
>no gloves
maybe you guys have em but normies never

>Ford Customline
>actually mass produced

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>>16888676

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>Diesel block breather hose connecter breaks to oil return.
>Steering wheel and tires shake more and engine gets hotter.
>Diesel block breather hose is now connected back into the oil return.
>Steering wheel and tires shake less while engine is normal temperature.

And my dad said people use to just have the hose unconnected and have it draft under the car.

>>16889572
aahahaj

>>16888031
this made me laugh. it shouldnt have, but it did

>a man running in front of a car gets tired
>a man running behind a car gets exhausted

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>fuel filler cap
>you dont fill the cap with fuel

>>16888325
great

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>lower control arm
>its actually just a metal stick, no fingers or anything

>>16887792
>horseless carriage
>still has Horsepower

>>16891075
I prefer my tunings to come from reputable shops that specialize in cars as opposed to noise. Those guys are called ricers around here

>>16889572
chuckled

>>16889609
that's how it's done.

>>16888325
Spanish class in HS came in handy, shit.

>>16892964
kek

>called a piston
>not to be pissed on

>gas "tank"
>thin metal with no armaments

>trunk
>Isn't an elephant's nose

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>>16888325

>>16889582
>seat belt
>seat doesn't have pants?

>recreational vehicle
>doesn't actually create anything

>>16887876
oh my

>>16889592
>/o/ - Auto
>everyone drives manual

>>16892999
>digits
Who is this jewess?

>>16888325
>>16893129
french for me

>naturally aspirated
>can't actually buy artificially aspirated motors

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>>16891075
carbon fiber is fancy plastic

>>16893049
>fingers
>on an arm

>>16891075
>fully carbon fiber car tuned by piano maker vs. plastic car made by rednecks
>plastic car made by rednecks is better
illuminati tier shit

>bought new brake shoes
>can't find the brake feet

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>>16894315

>>16894315

>Want to upgrade my brakes
>Nobody sells brake tampons

>bleed the brakes
>No blood

>motor mount
>it's an engine

>>16889572
god damnit

>try to remove con rod
>cellmate beats the shit out of me and carries on regardless

>thermostat broken
>climate control still works fine

>wife tells me her car has a flat tire
>car is in my name
>head out to my yard to check
>garden is way longer than 91.44cm
>paperboy comes past, splashes me with a puddle from the rain
>rides away perfectly fine, doesn't get larger as his cellulose fibres swell
>some of the dirty water ended up hitting the car's fender
>doesn't boil away immediately from the hot coals
>open garage to fetch a sponge
>no sign of any amateur suburban bands and all I can find are some yellow oblongs made from melamine
>head back to check on car
>tires all still round
>

>>16894506
whenever I ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike

>>16894506
lel, could have been funnier if you didn't try so hard

>guard rail
>lacks any kind of authority

>>16894572
just like the sway bar, aint make no sense

>>16887834
this kills the meme.

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>spoiler
>actually makes the car look badass and have a better grip

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>>16887834
>gasoline
>not liquidoline

>manual transmission
>the engine spins it

>side skirt
>not a clothing item

>T-tops
>clearly an H

>its called cruise control
>actually controls speed