I see these semi-often. Why aren't they illegal?

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AFAIK its still only popular in a select few areas like Houston. While Texans may not like nignogs, they dislike the repression of "muh freedoms" more

>>16882429
Dayum, you nailed my city. Good job, anon.

>>16882400
Every time I see those I really want to go grab my big ass motherfucker of a sledgehammer and whack those things off.

>>16882445
Why can't Houston fix their fucking potholes?

>>16882460
>HOUSTON -- A father was shot and killed in front of his wife and 10-year-old daughter after being carjacked because the killer didn't know how to use a manual transmission, police said.

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>>16882505
A black male was carrying a handgun and pulled Aguilar from the vehicle and shot him, police said.

>>16882400

How can you even park that car?

>>16882400
>Why aren't they illegal?
Not every state has that law which says nothing may protrude beyond the fender well. My state has that law, so even BMW drivers that want extra wide tires have to bolt on fender lip width extensions so that the wider tires don't protrude beyond the new extra wide fender lip.

>>16882561
They have perfected the ancient and proud tradition of parking sideways on their front yard

>>16882400
What happens to that guys wheel if I accidentally snag one of those with my winch bumper?

>>16883134
Perhaps some sort of involuntary, indefinite job training camp is in order?

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>>16882400
>I see these semi-often
That's part of SLAB culture. If curious, that was covered in Anthony Bourdain's visit to the Houston area starting approximately 21 minutes into episode 5 of season 8.

Anthony.Bourdain.Parts.Unknown.S08E05.Houston

Some cars have neon lights on their rear trunk lids that can show a message as they cruise by. The big subwoofers in the trunk have a powerful beat to entertain passersby. The rear trunk lids open and close under remote control, so the message can be selectively shown when police are not present.

Because the full size spare tire also has the large hub, it is external. Those can also be remote controlled to tilt down to give a clearer view of the trunk lid or the audio speaker placement in the trunk.

>>16883620
Asians that prosper? You mean the ones who voluntarily came across the ocean with the intention of working like dogs bevause that's what they did Back in their communist shit hole?

Lmao idiot

for real tho, no one wants to hit your shitty ass car

also, if you hit me, I will make sure your insurance company rapes you

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>>16883643 >>16882400
You should be able to find the bourdain houston episode on youtube. SLAB culture is not limited to blacks. Here's one white guy with his black wife and three kids. His friend also has a cadillac.

>>16883747
the fucking spare lmfao

>>16883747
>SLAB culture is not limited to blacks.

We call those people wiggers.

>>16883768
Hey guess what, my german immigrant grandfather who was put through a concentration camp b/c of his political opposition and barely got away had no opportunities to resort to, no living family, no connections in america, and moved to a third world country in latin america with even less chances of success. Instead of killing people and slinging drugs he got a job though.

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>>16882400
What is the one on the trunk lid for?

>>16883862
Its a spare wheel.

>>16883862
>that driver's seat reclined all the way
I have seen people drive their slabs with their seat pushed so far back that they rest their arm out the back window. Slab culture is really something else, I don't know how to explain this bullshit to people who haven't seen it in person.

>>16883520
The sad thing is that they think this kind of shit is normally due to their shitty parents.

>>16882400
I want to gas everyone who puts these things on their car and this is the first time I've ever seen them.

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>>16883805
Although I don't like to say racist shit, or get involved in stupid discussions. This anon is right. I've met MANY MANY people that come to the US not even speaking a tad bit of English, having no connections what so ever, no transportation, nothing. And yet they eventually get out of that. In fact my landlord had that exact story (small world huh?) He came to the US with the [ see above] circumstances. What is he doing now? He owns his own house and land, and makes about $1400 a week on work alone, not counting the rent i pay, and whatever other shit he does. He also has kids and a wife, and now speaks English pretty well. He is ONE of MANY that have gone through "oppression" for example see Asains and Middle Easterns. There is MUCH racism towards these individuals and yet they become store owners, doctors, etc. So wtf are you arguing really?

P.S. >>16883768
Before you start with your shitty
"LOL OVERWEIGHT WHITE BOI" I'm actually a dirty spic with no family that never resulted to crime, or slanging to make his bread. I have a steady job, finally found a home, and am doing okay for myself despite all the "opression" all my spic friends and acquaintances are also doing quite well..

>>16884337
How?

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>>16883644
>Asians that prosper?
At least in my usa city, they are the lowest crime segment.

>>16884467
Anything else to add, to my huge paragraph other than "GM a shit"?

>>16883862
>>16883878
He cut half of his steering wheel off so he can see while driving reclined.

>>16883862
they call him mister glass

>>16883764
He got 3 lolis that seem to be cute out of the deal though

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>>16883476
No politician will include slavery in their platform, huh anon?

>>16882400

Torqing those lugs must be a bitch.

>>16887619
The extensions don't detach? I had always thought they were low-speed decorations able to be detached to allow for high-speed freeway driving.

>>16883362
Holy shit, that's hilarious!

>>16887879
I see them on the highway a lot and they're not flying off and impaling anyone, so I'd guess they're held on by the lugnuts.

>>16887954
IIRC they ran over a mattress

>>16882429
is it bad that I'd drive the fuck out of that

>>16887959
When cars go around a street corner, do those things scythe down any curbside pedestrians? I guess all pedestrians have learned to stand several feet back from the curb just in case such a car comes by.

>>16882429
i...like that tercel.

remember like ten years ago, those whistle exhausts. whoo whoo!

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>>16882400
those things, wait a minute..

>>16883761
Take off the gay wheels and that's a sweet ride, love the paint.

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>>16883768

>>16882460
Mismanagement. But also because lax weight rules. Full trucks with over 3 axles with ridiculous gross weight drive on soft residential roads. And crush them. Part of this is because no zoning laws so any road may end up a thoroughfare. While this is annoying I'd rather they just stop fucking around, get good construction contractors, and just rebuild and expand the damn roads to support heavy ass vehicles. Take my social security Idc just fix the roads

>>16882460
>Why can't Houston fix their fucking potholes?

If they fixed the potholes then we wouldn't have the entertainment of all those retards streching tires to the point that i's like maybe 1/4" thick off the rim.

they go racing down teh road and wham .. bent rim.

>>16882400
>Why aren't they illegal?
They are. Cops are just too busy giving people speeding tickets to give tickets for things that actually matter like texting while driving and "swangers"

>>16882400
8' wide is law and not enough accidents yet

>>16883520
Fucking hate stupid lazy cocksucking liars. I got a metal plate in my foot and can hardly walk and i suffer 50 hours a week at work.

Have to run to town.

See bussling town of people in and out of shops and cutting wood and mowing.

None have jobs.

"Muh back"

A theiving faggot had to break down a truck tire because 3 of us couldnt do it. I am 289 pounds and swung a sledghammer A LOT.

Mr. Disabled steps up to the plate and swings a 30 pound sledge over his head 500 times then grabs a beer out of my ice chest and crawls in a bulldozer he just bought.

And people wonder why i voted for trump.

So fuckinf sick of this shit

>>16883643
Could leave red neon on back if it doesnt get an "eyesore" ticket

>>16883666
Dubsatintrips is right sadly

>>16883878
Mfw i saw 1 car like this before and yall introduce me to SLAB. Just when yiu seen it all

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>live in apartment complex
>one of the cars has these stupid kneecappers on them and always takes up at least 2 spots because of how wide the car is now
>someone keeps stealing wheels off trucks in the complex yet the NigMobile never gets touched


Really makes me think...

>>16884310
TOPKEK. Gratz on the home bruh.

>>16888039
https://youtu.be/JZD-ADArwXo

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>>16884058
>grouse

>>16893769
>2012

I was way off. Still funny tho.

>>16893654
Wheels are not allowed to protrude past the fenderguard and that is considered part of the wheel.

>>16893723
Spraypaint the fucking things. Preferably a "gang color" for the area. Best, quickest way to fuck them up and a huge bitch to get off.

>>16896243
nigga that's fake as fuck

>>16882400
If it makes the car over 80" wide it could need marker lights. It's the reason the Raptor has them. Although blacks may like more lights anyways.

>>16883362
What's impressive is that the truck still drove despite carrying all of that metal wiring in circles.

>>16897678
leave if you don't like it. It has always been this way, and it won't change for your stupid we wuz kangz SJW ass

>>16895849
I would saw the wires around the center in half, and bend them out so the car can't move.

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Does SLAB car culture allow for plastic-dip type finishes? There must be some sort of color palette for SLAB somewhere?


>>16897521
Egyptians had a lot of other middle eastern and even greek blood mixed into them. They were active traders with the Phoenicians and Carthage.

But the Egyptians stayed with building things out of rocks, stone, just as the Aztecs, Incans, and Mayans of North, Central, and South America. Those native americans however, advanced beyond simple stone and even the Pueblo Indians of North America had built astronomy concepts and orientations into their architecture. The continent of Africa remained with mud daub and wattle despite the wealth of wood, tar, petrochemicals, metal ores, gold, and even diamonds above ground. Africans didn't build sailing ships despite the wealth of wind and sailed the world in exploration. They didn't even do textiles despite the wealth of plant fiber.

When this "black = egyptians = we wuz kangs" thing is brought up, it should also be noted that Egypt could have taken over Africa but did not. Nor did it advance further into Africa and its genuine black tribes. There were reasons why Egypt's "Kangs" stayed away from the rest of Africa. Even they knew something was going on.

The "We Wuz Kangs" argument is easily debunked by African history scholars as long as they are not racist. Being pro-black and against everyone else is a racist attitude too.

>>16883883
>Abo
Did you come to /o/ looking for petrol?

>>16892336
Swang n bang nigga

>>16893681
>Mr. Disabled steps up to the plate and swings a 30 pound sledge
There was a recent youtube video posted about some black dude robbing a bus with a pistol. Someone commented about how the disabled black lady on crutches ran very well without limp to get away from the mugger. She did NOT look like she needed crutches at all.

Four white males and one white female subdued the mugger. The gun was tested afterwards and was loaded and able to fire and the safety was off. It did not fire because one victim managed to turn the pistol back against the mugger's body AND he also jammed a finger into the back side of the trigger to prevent it from being squeezed.

The blacks and hispanics all ran away. It was only the whites that defended themselves. Usually, two muggers get on with guns so no one is able to do anything because the other guy will shoot just like in >>16895644

That was quite a bus adventure.

I see this stupid shit all the time in rural texas from the local nig nog population

i had no idea it was a texan thing i thought it was just niggers being niggers.

>>16882429
>>16882400
From Texas, they ARE illegal.
>implying niggers follow the law


>>16882460
Need more toll roads, apparently

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>>16882460 >>16903125
>Why can't Houston fix their fucking potholes?
>Need more toll roads
You can't really have toll roads for residential areas or upon connectors to shopping and business areas. But Houston is just one of many places lacking roadway infrastructure money because funds are spend on schools, salaries, COLA salary adjustments, police gear and additional training, prison system, prisoner upkeep, fire fighting gear and additional training, pensions for government workers, building maintenance, paying off previous bonds, socialized medicine, subsidized housing, social welfare, and social services. Many of these items have NON-optional mandatory costs. Roads do not.

Due to costs, places in 23 USA states have been UNpaving roads. No more asphalt or concrete. Just dirt roads. Because it's cheaper and the money saved goes towards helping people with social services and disability payments.


http://www.governing.com/topics/transportation-infrastructure/gov-dirt-unpaved-roads.html


Quote: "According to the National Cooperative Highway Research Program, local jurisdictions in 27 states -- including Nashville, Ind., above -- have opted to unpave some of their roads.

"This can be a real money saver when the cost of repaving a two-lane road can be as high as $1 million per mile. The cost to convert back to a dirt road can range from $1,000 to $100,000 per mile.

"Many of these newly unpaved roads have very low levels of traffic. But going to gravel is not without its own costs. Critics point to increased wear and tear on automobiles and rising levels of dust."

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>>16882400
They scare the shit out of me when i drive my motorcycle. I fucking hate these nigger battle chariots.

>>16882889
In england you cant have anything protruding from the arch, how does it work in US if you drive from one state that allows it to a state that doesnt? Do you have to take them off or is it that the law applied to it is based on where the car is registered?

>>16882400
>h/o/uston edition

>>16903916
Both actually. In the USA, your car must meet the requirements of the state that it is registered in, otherwise that registration was issued wrongly. And wherever you drive, your car needs to meet the requirements of that location. If it doesn't, the police can stop the car and do several things: issue a warning, issue a "Fix It" citation, or issue a vehicle equipment violation citation. In many parts of the country, the police typically don't enforce the window tint laws since states have varying levels of what is considered illegal, but people move from place to place. But for other situations, since most states, counties, and cities copycat laws from everywhere else, the laws end up pretty similar everywhere.

>>Do you have to take them off
As for SLAB culture in Houston, that is a different issue because of the highly emotional anti-discrimination issue. Frequently, when confrontation occur between blacks and police, the blacks or liberal activists go right to the nuclear attack option of declaring racism and using whatever ad hominem character assassination tactics to force the police and city government to back down. It doesn't matter if they are right or wrong, they declare innocence and try to make every court case as expensive and drawn out as possible.

As a result, to save budgets and manpower, the police in many usa states often don't enforce some laws as long as the blacks keep to themselves and their locality such as the Third Ward of Houston. Non enforcement can cause resentment in the other part of the population. Just google third ward houston

>>16882400
What the fuck are these used for? To keep the city from installing a boot?

>>16893681
>I am 289 pounds and swung a sledghammer A LOT.

Losing some weight would take a load off the foot. Check your BMI. There's zero excuse for being overweight.

>>16904532
Thanks mate!

>>16904575
If we could explain why niggers do what they do, then a lot of problems could be solved I imagine.

But as it is we have to live with them.

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RIP


https://youtu.be/boBxeRxITBw

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Making them illegal would be racist. You aren't a racist, are you?

>>16882400
Is this to trip people you don't like when you see them on the sidewalk or something?

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>>16905110
I guess but it's mostly for Nigger-Cred. You're gonna have a hard time if you try to put logic into half the shit black people do.

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>>16903125
Counterpoints:
>rolling coal
>straight piping

Frankly, NOBODY follows the law when it comes to cars. They just whine when they finally get caught.

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>>16905131
Love how they exaggerate the hell out of things. Wild and kooky like the silly Nippon-jins.

>>16882400
>theres a brown person in pic

could have got that one blind folded

>>16883862

Why the fuck does it have screen on the rear seatS???

>>16882400
I've seen cops in Houston have these

>>16905169
People should get caught more. The entitlement felt by many towards car modifications has taken on destructive dimensions. Coal rolling and straight pipes are nothing short of lunacy on road cars and towards public traffic and the community.

>>16882400
Lmao never thought I'd see the day 4chan would have a elbow/swangaz thread. Whitey's don't know about SLABs. It's a Texas thing

because, in texas, OP's pic related is borderline illegal. a millimeter longer, and the car would be fined.
i love slabs and donks, they are so god damn ridiculous i can't help but appreciate it. there's a picture somewhere of a slab with a stripper pole trailer in tow with swangas on it.
>>16892271
>>16888729
>>16882460
>tfw anywhere that isnt the north side in san antonio is ridden with potholes, roads warped by 18 wheelers, and cracked, shifting pavement