Absolutely retarded ideas

>>16882218
wow OP, you are severely autistic

wow OP, you are severely autistic

>>16882218

put in a cold air intake, plastidip the rims and call it a day

do they even make coilovers that fit that gen malibu?

>turning something that isnt a monyepit into a moneypit

>>16882223
I can't wait for the "I got disqualified at MEPS, how do I unfuck my Malibu" thread in a few months.

>>16882218
I love utterly stupid ideas so I'm biased as fuck, but I want to see this happen.

Also do we post our own retarded ideas here or what?

>>16882243
I already went to MEPS, and I'm gonna do all of this after MOS school
>>16882237
I would do that ironically but other people would think I wasn't doing it ironically so no
>>16882246
Hell yes my friend, post what you got

>>16882238
That is actually my goal friend.
also I'm pretty sure no one makes 'em, but by god I'll make something fit.

>>16882218
>Going to try a rwd swap
GM nut here.
Do not do this. The chassis will not support it. You'll end up with a butchered floorpan on a completely worthless car that handles worse than it did stock. Those Malibus have a decent IRS, and a reasonably stiff chassis. a RWD conversion will destroy all that.

You CAN make an N-body Malibu fast though WITHOUT resorting to meme-wheel-drive.

Here's what ya do:
http://www.milzymotorsports.com/3500-swap-for-3100-or-3400-powered-vehicles/

http://www.milzymotorsports.com/mms-3100-3400-3500-grand-am-n-body-turbo-kit/

http://www.milzymotorsports.com/mms-complete-3x00-custom-crate-engine/

http://www.milzymotorsports.com/6-speed-manual-transmission-conversion-for-grand-am-n-body-vehicles/

The aftermarket support is there should you, I dunno, actually look for it.

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OP why dont you sell the malibu and get something properly retarded for maximum kek

>>16882255
I really wanna take a Porsche 944 or Mazda MX-3 shell, put it on a truck/SUV frame, and go full Mad Max with it. Twin turbo V6 or NA V8, exoskeleton/armor plating, jet black paintjob, the whole nine yards.

There's also this idea I have of taking a Porsche Boxster and putting an Audi V8 or V10 in it to create some ungodly baby Carrera GT, and putting a B5 S4 or RS4 drivetrain into a B5 Passat wagon.

geo metro

engine swap an sv650 engine to drive the front wheels

and another one to drive the back wheels

LET'S GO

>>16882255
You gotta go back to MEPS the day you ship out you Nerd. I got disqualified on my second visit on the day I was supposed to ship out due to "undocumented scars" they didn't see the first time. Meanwhile fatass mclard with no scratches got to go into the navy and I got sent home. Fucking faggot military.

>>16882329
Lol the second time you go to MEPS before you ship out you only have to do a vision test and a hearing test.

>>16882275
Thank you based Anon

>>16882218
>4A-GE Blacktop
>in a 850kg Peugeot 107

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>>16882218
>200hp MR-2 drivetrain
>in a Aygo

Save your money and just buy a nice car AFTER you turn out. Note i said after, not during service.

>>16882341
Not for me, they did a full exam and I got disqualified even though I already went through that shit and passed. Whole life changed over the course of a few hours. Wasted around a year of my life trying to get in and have nothing to show for it.

>>16882410
Damn, I'm sorry mang. That genuinely sucks

>absolutely retarded ideas

4.6 Modular Ford V8 in a Subaru BRZ

>DB 601 33,9L supercharged V-12 engine
>in a car

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Twin turbo LS1 BRZ

LS1 only charges batteries

Tesla roadster motors power front right wheel and rear left. To maintain perfect weight distribution.

>>16882218
>Absolutely retarded ideas

I may not admire your goals, but I admire your honesty.

Just NOS it to death.

Keep it fwd you dick. Turbo ecotec swap or 3800 supercharged swap.
Maybe try to fit LS4.

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>>16882275
>You CAN make an N-body Malibu fast though WITHOUT resorting to meme-wheel-drive.
>Here's what ya do:

I think I know you irl. You are a faggot, just buy a mustang like a normal person.

3800sc swap with higher boost and ecu
Or spend only on nitrous and leave everything else mostly stock

>>16885037
post area code and I'll tell you if you know me

>>16882423
That's it. Time to join the French Foreign Legion

>>16882218
pull an l67 and a 4l65e-hd out of a regal, build that shit, and call it a day.

If you want to go full autism, buy two:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnLKjFT1Q1o

>>16886710
Fucking no faggot

None of the FWD Regals even got V8s and the older ones that had V8s sure as fuck didn't have an L67 or 4L65e

That fucking combo is found in the 2000 generation Tahoes, Suburbans, and other GM SUVs.

>>16887773
IIRC, the Holden Commodores and Monaros with the L67 for the 4L60e as the automatic.

>>16882276
I never knew I needed one of those.